Will You Survive... The Podcast

Tj's Top 100 Movie List Part 3

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You ever think you know your friends, then realize you cannot predict their movie taste to save your life? We turn a Top 100 movies list into a wheel-driven guessing game where every spin forces a snap judgment, a mini review, and a number we’ll regret seconds later. The picks bounce across Quentin Tarantino, war movies like 1917, animated comfort watches like WALL-E, zombie chaos, and high concept horror that instantly sparks arguments.

What makes this one fun is how quickly “ranking” turns into storytelling. We talk rewatch value versus legacy, what makes a movie feel “top ten” even when the craft is messy, and why certain titles stick because of when you saw them and who you were with. Then we pull the curtain back and read through the actual list, which leads to the real debate: are we reacting to a personal Top 100 or an algorithm-shaped playlist of favorites?

We wrap with the kind of tangent only a loose, live-feeling movie podcast can pull off: snacks, calories, weight goals, and a surprisingly passionate fight about sleep. Is a nap “pre-ordered” sleep for later, or are we all just lying to ourselves? And how many alarms is too many alarms?

If you like movie ranking games, film hot takes, and chaotic friend chemistry, hit play. Subscribe, share this with a friend who would hate your Top 10, and leave a review with your #1 movie so we can argue with it.

Movie Ranking Wheel Starts

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Nobody's close. It's not even on the list. There's a trip. This is a Quentin Tarantino movie. It has Samuel L. Jackson in it, like a lot of them do for some reason. He loves Samuel Jackson. No, yeah, that makes sense. Samuel Jackson is a bounty hunter, and there's another bounty hunter, and you fucking Daisy Domergoo and niggas die. And there's Snowda in a cabin, and there's a bunch of hullablue. It's it's you know, it's one of those movies that take place in one spot the entire time. Which I feel like Quentin has down packed. He he knows what he's doing. I put it at 65.

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I put it at 56. Wow. We inverted Spin

1917 And Stream Tech Chaos

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the wheel.

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Oh, we should have put it in 88. 1917. Apparently they can't hear my mic on the stream. What the fuck?

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Well, this is a long time in to notice that. Hello?

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Hello?

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1917. What's this movie about?

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Uh oh, I wonder. I wonder if I'm echoing. I didn't even mute my mic. God, we suck.

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Yeah, we're gonna be able to do that.

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We're so at a we're so at a whack. Can you still hear me? Can you still hear me? Am I echoing still?

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What's this movie about?

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Tell us about the movie, TJ.

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It is a movie that looks like it's shot in one shot. It is a war movie. It is about this person who needs to get some very important orders to the front line, or else a lot of people are going to die.

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Okay.

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Uh there's it's edited. I'm going to point out every single thing.

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Can you still hear me, Rodney?

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I'm gonna put this at 85. Nope, it's a 60.

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I put it 67.

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Bunch of liars.

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Why'd you put it at?

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67.

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Oh wow. I put it at 85.

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What the hell is going on today? I guess the stream just has not heard me in this entire time. That's lovely. Yeah, I yeah. You know, at this point, I don't care. It's w no. Nobody can hear me. Come on.

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Ah.

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Ah.

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Can you hear me?

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Alright, if you can if you can hear me, good for you. Uh yeah, 1917. Where'd you put it?

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I put it at 67.

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I put it at 85. What do you closer? Spinning the wheel.

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Yeah, I we figured.

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Awesome. What you're getting annoyed with the fucking running joke now, Eric. Okay. You're getting annoyed now.

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Well, 69 in.

Gifts, Roasts, And Side Chats

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Wally. If you haven't seen Wally, you suck.

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It's a Pixar movie about a robot. Wally's great. I want to put Wally at 42.

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I go with 36.

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That might be a better, yeah.

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I did, but he couldn't hear me. Thank you so much, Rodney. Rodney, thank you so much for the hand heart, Rodney. Thank you, you know. Thank you. Thank you so much for the hand heart.

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Hey, Rodney's in my chat.

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Fuck you.

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You left yours.

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That's fine. I don't care.

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He couldn't hear you and you didn't care. I really don't. I really don't at all.

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I was talking about Rodney recently. That's it. That's all I got to do.

SPEAKER_09

You know, when you start making money, first thing you do, here's some advice, guys. When you get money, first thing you do, change up on your day ones. Are you just guessing or yeah, you just change up on your day ones. You know, fuck y'all.

SPEAKER_02

You're just guessing what you would do if you had money or nice.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, well, like one once you're you've made it like me and you get hand hearts from your fans. Um I get handsome. You switch up on your day on Hey Eric. You know who's never gotten a gift in here?

SPEAKER_02

You. Yeah, I'm not vying for TikTok gifts for days. Okay. Yeah, buddy. I'm not desperate for attention.

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Eric, we all know it's a wig. Take it off. That is the one thing I'm proud of. Yeah, the that's what I was talking about.

Horror Picks And Hot Takes

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Sinners from his hair. His mustache is a wig.

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Nice. Sinners. I'm not going too high on this one. I'm actually giving you a 61.

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I think you're so and horribly wrong about that.

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I put this at four. Vampires. Vampire movie in the South in the long ago of 1920.

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Do you remember when I said I feel like this movie was a little overhyped, and he was like, They always say that about the black movies, and he kind of like lost his shit for a little bit. I feel like this is way higher than 60 something.

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No, I think he's just giving you shit.

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I put it at four. Because it's the only top 10 slot I have open. Spin the wheel. It follows is on here.

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Yeah, it follows.

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You said it includes. Is this a different? Is this not part of the it? No, it's way different. What the fuck? What the fuck do you mean? Dumbass, as if that's not like as if that's crazy to assume.

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Are you even listening to my synopsis?

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It's not like the other one was called.

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I'll tell you what it's about. Sexually transmitted demon.

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You can't say penny wise. Fine. I put it at 32.

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Sexually transmitted demon. And it follows you.

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Yeah, well, yeah, I gathered that now.

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It can look like anybody. Including. Lots of naked people for some reason. Just a lot of naked people. Okay, I put it at 53. Yeah. Great movie. Love it. Spin the wheel. Should put it lower. Train to Busan. Oh. This one's running out of spots. Documentary about the uh railways in South Korea. And the uh stark differences between uh, you know, other lands and their railways. Um this particular one is about the trail range train line to uh Busan City. Um and it follows your mother and your father. Jesus. It's a zombie movie on a train and it's really about a fucking train to Busan. Spin the wheel.

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I put it on 18.

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I put it at four.

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Wow.

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Pretty goaded. Namona. Namona is an animated movie about a shapeshifter, and it's very quirky in it. I'm a sucker for good animation. Good animation.

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Put it at 98.

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I put it at 58.

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Wow. Oh, close.

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We'll never know. Hacksaw Rich. Another war movie, baby. It has uh Andrew Garfield in it, and he plays a guy who in real life does all this stuff that's in the movie. Uh and more. And more. And more. Like he he apparently saved, like, you know, hundreds, hundreds of people.

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They they literally took out stuff because they were like, they're not gonna believe it. People watching this aren't gonna believe that actually happened. Yep.

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Yeah, he did, but he does not carry a gun. I put the kill people.

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I put it at 28. Only because I have nothing available in the team.

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That was my last one of the teams. That's crazy. Spinning the wheel. I feel like that was a good one. John Wick goes through the whole series. John Wick is about a guy who just like you shouldn't fuck with him. And then somebody, guess what? Fucks with him, kills his dog. What does he do? Takes down an entire fucking criminal underground empire for three movies.

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I have no idea how I could get any closer, but I'm putting it at three.

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Oh, I so don't think this is in topics. I put this at 34. I've never heard him really talk about John Wiggs.

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This is his favorite movie of all time theaters.

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What is that? They're Palm Springs is one of those movies that takes the groundhog day uh situation.

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Uh Andy Sandberg.

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Yeah, Andy Sandberg's in it. Uh what's her name's in it? Um, my favorite. The J. Jonah Jameson, whoever what's his name? Who plays I Want Spider-Man?

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Is that Malkovich?

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No. No, yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. J.K. Simmons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. J.K. Simmons is in it.

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I I was I was picturing his face. Whatever.

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Basically time loop. Groundhog day. You die, you come back, you fall asleep, you come back to the same day over and over. I put it at 96. But there's a nice fun twist on it. Wait, where did I put it?

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I put it at 86.

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Okay. Very good. Spin the wheel. Spin the wheel. Spin the wheel. Knives out. This goes for all of them except for the newest one because I haven't seen it. Don't even know. It's a murder mystery. That's all you need to know.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, then I put it at 81.

SPEAKER_09

I put it at 91. Yeah. Daniel Craig uh plays the detective in this one, and he has a funny accent. When he's closer, probably. I don't fucking know. Pulp Fiction. If you haven't seen Pulp Fiction, it's been 20 fucking years. You're already gonna rock, bro. Figure it out, buddy.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. I'm I don't know where to rank it now because I'm all folded up. Alright, I'm putting it at 37.

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Putting it at 67.

Part Three And A Word Detour

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Welcome to part three, guys.

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It's b oh yeah, no, that's about time for part three, yeah.

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Project Hail Mary.

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I already got it on there.

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That's on there.

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Number one. No, I already put it. Oh I put it a long time ago.

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Amaze, amaze, amaze!

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Uh, go watch Project Hail Mary, I'm not gonna tell you what's about.

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Number one. Number one!

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Mickey 17. This is a movie about uh Robert Pattinson and how he gets taken on a spaceship and cloned multiple times to uh test things, and lots of the times he just dies from it. Uh approximately 17 of him have been made.

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Um I wish I had 17 open, but I'm gonna put it at 46. That would have been Eric.

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I'll put it at 82.

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Spin in the wheel. One use closer. Fury, another war movie.

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That's a good one.

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Another movie that has Charlotte Buff in it. He was also on Surfs Up.

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Uh a rare instance where they actually quote scripture accurately.

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Tank uh crew, and uh they have to defend a certain line at the end. It's look at a movie. I put this at 69.

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I put it at 52.

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69, nice I just realized ants is on this movie or is on this list? The movie Ants is on this list? That's crazy. I think I got rid of that one, not gonna lie.

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Uh I think is there I'm looking at it. Is there anything at 100?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I got something on your list.

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Yeah, it's the other ant one, ant bully. Uh reservoir dogs. If you haven't seen reservoir dogs, what the fuck are you doing? It's been 80 years since. Can we talk about something?

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The word reservoir. What the fuck? Yeah, why is it spelled like that?

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Probably French.

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Yeah. What why the fu since when do we take French words? Since English is a bunch of fucking languages mixed together.

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It's a mutt language.

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What's great about English is that we take the best of every language. Why the fuck did we take anything from French?

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Exactly.

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Like, what reservoir is the perfect example of a French word. So many vowels, nothing said.

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We literally what about what about colonel?

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Kernel? Fuck that. That's so stupid. Yeah, fuck that. There's not even an R. Where is where do you get the Kern? There's no R. Colonel. Kern. Where's the Kern? I'll tell you how to spell Kernel. K-E-R-N-E-L.

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It'd be so funny if you misspelled it there.

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I put Reservoir Dogs at 36.

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Where did I put it? I put it at 45.

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Black Klansman. Uh, this is about a policeman detective who is an African-American who infiltrates the KKK with help of a fellow white officer. They play the same guy, but he's on black guys on the phone, white guys in the field. Very good. Uh Adam Driver.

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Adam Driver. This is the one where he grabs the gun and he shoots at a bunch and he says something.

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Yeah, you get out of here, you black spear chucking piece of shit.

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Yeah, yeah, I remember that. And then all the jokes were like, Adam, your line was get out of here. Get out of here, buddy. I put this at 59. I put it at 65.

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Interesting. Good soup. Good soup.

First Date Movies And Favorites

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Raya and the Last Dragon. Good movie. Banger fucking movie, dude. This movie is a banger for multiple reasons. One, because I love the movie. Two, because it is the first movie me and Maddie seen together on our first date.

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Oh, that's cute. I watched this movie, I think, when I was sick with like Salmonella once. It's a great movie. Was that when you were dog sitting? Is that yeah, you were watching Ryan the Latch right? Well, I was just scrolling Netflix and it happened to be there, and I was like Netflix or Disney Plus. I think it's Disney Plus. I was scrolling and I saw it and I was like, okay. And it was a great movie. It's a great movie. Silent. Fight choreography.

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I'm hungry. I have jerky. Not that hungry.

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Super underrated. Yeah.

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Oh, where'd you put it? I put it at 38.

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I put it at 38.

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Whoa.

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Neither of you are right.

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You'll never know.

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But is one of us closer? Yes. Nice, nice. Planet of the apes, the new ones. This goes for the whole series. For the new ones, not the old ones.

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I'm not gonna lie. Not the oh my god.

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Damn you, all the hell. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. They're still not much better. What are you talking about, dude? The the new ones are great, dude. Caesar is a goaded character.

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I don't know. I mean, I think the first one was great, and then I think when they started making like four or five and fifty thousand, I was like, okay, I'm over it.

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I put it at 57.

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I'll put it at 72.

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Interesting. Spin the wheel. When you get closer, probably. Maybe. The Green Mile. Hmm. This is based on a Stephen King book. Uh it is about of I'm the death of an angel.

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Yeah. Uh I'm gonna go 55.

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I'm gonna go 39.

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I think that one should go higher. Also, angels are black. Spin the

Calories, Red Vines, And Weight Goals

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wheel. That is so loud. Is it? Sorry. I don't know if you'll hear it in the edit.

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Is he eating a red vine?

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Yeah, he's eating a red vine, and his beard rubbing up against his mask is a fat ass and over here.

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I'm just gonna I have been freaking binge eating all day, dude.

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I I am on a come on now, man.

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No, I'm on a complete calorie deficit all the time. I'm watching every calorie. I measure all of my food.

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You have no idea. They have a scale where they legitimately measure every ingredient and how much goes in everything. It's ridiculous.

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Well, good thing red vines don't have calories.

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If you're hit the nutrition facts, as long as you don't scan it, they can't count it. Yeah, you're gonna be so disappointed to see how many calories. What's the serving size? What's the serving size? Well, the serving size is three. Okay, I'm at four. Yeah, three sticks. Guess how many calories in three sticks? Well, they're called three twists, by the way.

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Three twists. I'm gonna say 80 calories. 160. Oh, okay. 120.

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It's a hundred.

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It's a hundred.

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Yeah, for three twists. I've had like fifteen tonight.

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Okay, so you've you've you've had a hundred and what, twenty-five calories just no, no.

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If I had fifteen, then well no, I was talking about him with his four. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've had 500 calories of red vibes.

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It's three twists? No, because I I lied. I've actually had seven. Because I had four the first time I sat down, and then I just had three right now.

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233 calories. Me and Maddie cleared an entire tub of those within a two-week span. So yeah.

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Well, let me tell you this two weeks. The reason why this is bad is because this morning I had a giant breakfast burrito from Charlie's Chili. I had uh burger and dog, two dogs. Burger and two dogs.

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Burger and dog.

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I had chips.

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Cozy's like, what the fuck?

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He didn't even flinch. I had um s'mores. And now I had this.

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Calmaxing.

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So today is awful. Although I'm uh I'm right just barely above my target weight. I'm trying to hit 170.

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So you gotta go for that jog, brother. Ants. I've been Z. Animated movie about ants, not a bug's life, better than a bug's life.

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I don't agree, actually, but I don't say better, but I I do like it.

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I often confuse these movies, actually. But you wanna know a fun fact about this movie that I do like? There's a scene where him and the princess wake up and they both stretch. Did you know ants actually stretch in the morning? That is so that that's scientifically accurate. Yeah, they stretch when they wake up. Isn't that cute?

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I think I think ants are insidious but very useful stretches.

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Ants I oh, every time I wake up, I'm like doing the alligator death roll in my bed. Because like I stretch weird. I stretch like they do at the chiropractor where they crack your back. Like I'll like stretch my right leg out, and then I'll cross my left leg over and like kind of make like an L shape, and then I'll twist my whole body until I kind of just like alligator death roll, and then I'll do it the other way.

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I don't do that. I get up and get out of bed.

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Spinning the wheel. Everything, everywhere, all at once. I don't understand about everything everywhere all at once. If you haven't seen the movie, go watch it. It's a great movie.

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Yeah, this is gonna be called Eow on my list.

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Okay. I'm putting it at 96.

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Oh wow, I think it's way higher than that. I put it at 41. Uh-huh. Ouch. I put this E-E-A-A-O. Spin in the wheel. The Cabin in the Woods. This is an objectively not good movie, but I love it.

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I like it for the fact that the premise is amazing. It is.

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Was this the one where it was uh they pick their ca catastrophe? They pick their okay.

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This is uh Thor. They have to sacrifice the uh like a certain you know, they do sacrifices all over the world and they all uh do like horror movie sacrifices or whatever, but it's like a little, you know, you know, it's cool.

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I like it. It's all to appease the sacrifice, anytime I hear sacrifice, I just think he's going to sacrifice himself. Ron!

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No! Hey, Ron, you can't. He's going to sacrifice himself Do you want to start on look? Who's said? I make my move. You chapter king!

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And then she goes, What is he talking about? Something like that. And then he goes, and then Harry goes, he's going to sacrifice himself!

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And then Romani goes, no, I got it, I got it, I remember now. I was thinking of the last movie. I don't know why.

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And then her for I forget what he says.

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Do you want to get the stone on loot?

Last Ten Spins And Final Guesses

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We are at our last 10. Last 10. Woo, woo!

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Oh, Cabin in the Woods, I put at 55.

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Oh, yeah. Where did I put? I put it at 51. You're closer. Uh, The Iron Giant.

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Animated movie about the Iron Giant.

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I feel like this is a top 10 for him, but I don't have a spot for that.

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I don't have one either. I I don't I don't know. I don't have anything close.

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I know what I'm saving my last top 10 spot for.

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I'm going all the way up to 74.

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Damn. I I I put it uh I lost it. I lost oh 39.

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Shit. I don't even have that.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, I had I had one. I missed one. I had one I could have put it at, but I I missed it.

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Good luck. Have fun. Don't die. I don't fucking know.

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No idea, but I'm 81. I'm going 95.

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If you haven't seen this movie, go see it. It's a very recent movie. I kind of don't want to tell you about it. You should just watch it.

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Yeah, they they were saying this a lot when they watched it.

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I got it all the way at 95.

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I have it at 81. Interesting.

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Spin the wheel. The platform. This is a movie about the platform. It's a prison where food goes down and a platform, and there's a bunch of floors. By the time it gets to the bottom floor, there's no food, so the people at the bottom start to starve. So there's like a hierarchy. Whoever's on the top floor is getting the most food, and who's at the bottom is, you know, ratchet. Spin the wheel.

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I put it at 84.

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Put it at 83. Close. A quiet place. This goes for all of them.

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Oh man, this sucks because I see something else on there that I know shit.

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I'm doing it at 54.

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I'm gonna put it at 44 because there's two that I know are gonna be higher than that.

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That are coming up. Uh oh. Spinning the wheel. Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Can you guess what this movie's about? Mr. Megorium's Wonder Emporium.

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Have you seen this movie? Nope. Natalie Portman. Phenomenal. Natalie Portman? What? I don't know. What's that bitch's name? Is it not Natalie Portman? No, it's not Natalie Portman. It's um she was literally just in Odyssey. What's her name again? Anne Hathaway? Yeah. It's not Anne Hathaway. It is not Natalie Portman. I guarantee you. It's you say this is Anne Bet? You wanna bet? You wanna bet? Actually, yeah. Yeah. Bet me what? I bet you $25. I bet you this next thing that I'm about to pay you. I hate you. Fuck, it's Natalie Portman. Yeah.

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Fuck you. Jason Bateman's in it too, you fucking I'm still paying you.

SPEAKER_02

I put this in number three. Bro, fucking basic white bitches mixed up. I'm fairly certain this is in his top ten. I put it at 69 because that's all I've got. Last five. Spin the wheel. I know. Cube. Oh this one's this one's 79.

SPEAKER_09

I wasn't in this episode for the podcast, but I did recommend the cube.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, actually, wait, no. I'm gonna take that back. I feel like What? I feel like it's slightly higher. I but only by a little bit of a bigger.

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Harassment and bullying. What? TikTok. I don't even care anymore, bro.

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I'm gonna put it at 76.

SPEAKER_07

What harassment and bullying? Oh, because you were picking on.

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I said basic white bitches, and then yeah. Oh, that's what it was. That's what it was. Sorry, I made fun of white people. Spin the wheel. Little monsters. Not the zombie one. Oh, what? Oh Fred Savage. It's about a little kid, and there's literally monsters under his bed.

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I put it at 75.

SPEAKER_02

What about 73? Yeah, good one. I thought you meant the zombie one. I was actually. I knew I would have to clarify that for you. I was kind of banking on that for my rating, so that kind of fucked things up, but that's okay. Last three.

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Prisoners. This is a movie with Hugh Jackman in it. His daughter gets taken, and he is not fucking.

SPEAKER_07

Got it. I got that reference. 79. 77.

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It's not the last spin yet. Spirited away. So anime movies, Studio Ghibli. Very good.

SPEAKER_02

I'm pretty sure Spirited Away is in his top 20, at least. I would have put it in his top ten. I'm gonna have to put it at 27 because it's all I got.

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I gotta put it at 78.

SPEAKER_09

And but damn, Claude, you fucked up. It didn't even spin the wheel. Anyways. Fantastic Mr. Fox. How am I ever gonna know? This is another stop motion movie. Uh it is about a fantastic Mr. Fox. Wow. Well 76. Gotta go 78. I I just remember, you know, one of my favorite scenes is they fucking a rat. There's like an anthropomorphic rat and he dies. And as he's dying, he wants his last taste of this apple cider. And so all they like scoop up some mud from the floor, and then like the rat drinks it, and he's like, liquid gold. He's dying. Oh, they did him dirty. Okay. Thank you all for watching.

SPEAKER_02

Ain't no way. I don't even tell you. Not after a hundred. Fuck no. I will go find that list.

SPEAKER_09

I'm gonna date him on your PC.

SPEAKER_02

So how

Reading The Top 100 List

SPEAKER_02

do we do this? Do we just put like a check mark next to everyone we get correct?

SPEAKER_09

Uh I will read out from 100 down to whatever. War. Yeah, dude, fuck you. Just jump off a cliff, dude. I'm so no. No. No! No! No. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. I guess just start listing them off and we'll just see how many we got right. From 100 to 1. Alright, here we go. The platform.

SPEAKER_09

That checks out. Tremors. I guess that checks out too. Where the wild things are. Really? It's at 98. Speed, 97. I knew it should have been lower. Pulp Fiction, 96. Good fellas. Was that even on the that was on the list right now? Yeah. Yeah, damn. I put those all way higher. I thought you were a lot more cultured than that. Bro, it's a top 100 list and there's thousands of movies in the world. What do you what do you expect? You gotta put them somewhere.

SPEAKER_02

But you put shit like your name and knives out above those. Because it's better. Okay, go on. Yeah, I just feel like it's a classic. I just feel like it deserves the 60s at least. But anyways, go on.

SPEAKER_09

Motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_02

Go on with your bullshit, stupid list.

SPEAKER_09

Free willy.

SPEAKER_02

I was really close with that one. Rocky. I wasn't close at all with that one.

SPEAKER_09

Seven pounds. No country for old men.

unknown

Oh!

SPEAKER_02

I was too off.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, we're down to 90 on that one. Uh The Mist. It's 89.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, what? No, you skipped. Did I? Yeah. You skipped because uh No Country for Old Men was 92. What? Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Did it? Hold on.

SPEAKER_02

That was the eighth one you said.

SPEAKER_09

Oh platform tremors, where the wild things are, speed, pulp fiction, good fellas, motherfuckers, free willy, rocky.

SPEAKER_02

You never said motherfuckers. I did. Yeah, you did. At 94 you said that? Yeah. Okay. And then Free Willy was 93? Yep. 92 Rocky. Okay.

SPEAKER_09

91 is seven pounds.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. Yeah, I missed that. Yeah. 90 is no country for old men.

SPEAKER_09

90 is no country for old men. Let's go! You get one? I got that one. Alright. The mist is 89.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I'm back at it.

SPEAKER_09

88 is Ants. 87. Black Klansman. 86. Jack. Oh, Jack was 88 for me. 85. Memento. Uh oh, I put that way higher. 84. The road. 83. American Psycho.

SPEAKER_02

Where I put the platform.

SPEAKER_09

82. Your name. 81. Disturbia.

SPEAKER_02

Disturbia. Oh, Disturbia was 82.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_02

80.

SPEAKER_09

The Green Mile. 79. Friday. 78. The Thing. 77. The Book of Eli. What? 76? Nope. 75. Misery. 74. Palm Springs. 73. Snow Piercer. Sna 72. The Pursuit of Happiness. Oh man, I'm not doing good. 71. Midsummer. Oh man. But mid, but mid. I hate you so much. But mid! I could also have it up on screen just for you to. Are we looking? No. You're looking. Midsummer. 70. Hacksaw Ridge. 69. The Cabin in the Woods.

SPEAKER_02

I think Hacksaw Ridge deserves to be so much higher. Cabin in the Woods is higher than Hacksaw Ridge? Yeah. I stand by what I said earlier about a bullshit list.

SPEAKER_09

The Cabin in the Woods is 69, by the way. Uh Hugo, 68. Cube 67. 6'7, 6'7!

SPEAKER_02

You know what sucks about this is that when you name something that was lower on my list, I just know I'm gonna get it wrong again when it comes up later.

SPEAKER_01

I know.

SPEAKER_09

Uh Wally. John Wick, yeah. John Wick is 65. 64 is signs. 63, boys in the hood. 62 outside.

SPEAKER_02

That's where I put boys in the hood.

SPEAKER_09

61 is training day. 60 is Goonies. 59 is Brother Bear. 58 is Mickey 17. 57 is her. 56 is Knives Out. 55 is Chronicle. 54, Mr. Megorium's Wonder Emporium. What? 53, Hunger Games. He talked that movie up so hard, by the way. 52, Zombieland. 51, Ray and the Last Dragon. 50, Ponyo. But mid. Ponyo's at 50! 49, Reservoir Dogs. I also haven't told you how I assembled this list. Yeah, I feel like it's all fucking bullshit. 48, Little Monsters, 47, Dread, 46, Ant Bully. 45, turn to Busan, 44, Parasite. 43, Iron Lung. 42, Zethura. 41, Robots.

SPEAKER_02

From uh what the fuck? We're echoing to um Josh's. Um what was I at?

unknown

40.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Uh 40 Whiplash. 39 Planet of Apes. 38, Sean of the Dead. 37, I Am Legend. 36, Prisoners, 35, End of Watch, 34, Jumper, 33, A Quiet Place, 32, It, 31, Real Steel, 30, Nimona.

SPEAKER_02

So how many have you gotten right?

SPEAKER_07

One.

SPEAKER_02

Me too. Which one do you get right?

SPEAKER_07

I got boys in the hood.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, fuck off.

SPEAKER_09

29, as above, so below. 28 surfs up. 27, Rango. 26, Black Panther. 25, it follows. 24. Creed. 23. Skyfall. 22. The Mitchell's in the machines. Versus the machines. Uh 21. Howls Moving Castle. 20. 21. Oh, I got it. I got Dune. 19. 1917.

SPEAKER_02

18. Sinners. I knew I I fucking knew it. When you said 1917, I was like, fuck, 19 and 17 are taken. I was gonna do it.

SPEAKER_09

Uh 18 sinners. 17 Fantastic Mr. Fox. 16 Bullet Train. Fifteen Monster House. 14 Fury. 13, Kubo and the Two Strings. 12, Spirited Away. Eleven, Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse. 10. 9. 8. Monkey Man. Seven. Six. This feels like such a bullshit. Five. Nine. Four. Three. Interstellar. Two. Everything everywhere all at once. Really? And one. You know what it is.

SPEAKER_02

Project How Mary. Where was Spider-Man?

SPEAKER_09

Into the Spider-Verse? Yeah. Eleven.

SPEAKER_02

Did you say that?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, he did.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. Okay. Well, how many did you get?

SPEAKER_07

I got, I think that is what did I just get two?

SPEAKER_05

I think I got two.

SPEAKER_02

I got three.

SPEAKER_05

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02

Did you get three, Eric? I got Project Hail Mary at one. I got Dune at twenty. And I got No Country for Old Men at 90.

The “Controversial” Bet Pays Off

SPEAKER_09

So, Alex, how do you feel about my list?

SPEAKER_07

Uh I think it is so full of shit. That's the reason why you look so dark right now.

SPEAKER_09

Do you think do you think it's kind of controversial?

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Would you say? Yes. How would you say it?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, how would you say it?

SPEAKER_07

It is very controversial.

SPEAKER_09

And because you said that word, Eric wins this episode.

SPEAKER_02

I forgot about that. Oh my god. I totally forgot about that. What the f that was a handshake deal from a month ago.

SPEAKER_08

And we said if you said it like that. What he totally set you up to say it.

SPEAKER_02

That was legitimately like a month ago when you left to go do something, I forget what it was. We were like, Well, we're this is a rare instance where we are recording and we are in the booth, and we're technically all here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So we were like, do we just make a handshake deal or something? And we're like, yeah, I guess. So we're like, what do we do? It's like, well, it's gotta be something kind of like fun. It can't just be like, oh, you just win the next one. And so we like set a condition. It was like, if you said controversial, then that's the way I say the fucking word! Yeah, but it's funny and it's wrong.

SPEAKER_07

It is not wrong.

SPEAKER_09

Um, so uh I will say this list was put together by an algorithm, not by me. Yeah, that checks out of all of these are my favorite movies. Um, but that checks out because some of these I'm like changed I changed the uh Project Hell Mary 5 Interstellar.

SPEAKER_02

I am fucking flabbergasted that Mr. Mergorium's Wonder Emporium is not in your top ten.

SPEAKER_09

I will say it I don't know if it would be in my top ten, it would be in my top twenty.

SPEAKER_02

You've talked about that movie more than some of these others in your top ten.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I love Mr. Megorium's Wonder Emporium. But I will say Project Hail Mary one, that's that's that. Two, everything everywhere all at once, that's what I think I think uh never heard him talk about that movie. It's goaded. Uh three Interstellar. You know. Um it was at one. Uh Coraline at four. I don't know. I feel like I'd move it uh up on the list. Like down on the list. That's based though.

SPEAKER_02

I but Coraline in your top ten is based. I I agree with you.

SPEAKER_09

No, it's definitely my top ten, but I feel like I'd move it uh differently. Uh Coraline's pretty sick. I feel like Hateful Eight needs to move up or down higher number. Um yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02

Hacksaw Ridge at like where'd you have it? You had it so low.

SPEAKER_09

It was yeah, it was very uh it was at 60 something. Uh yeah, 70. Yeah, what?

SPEAKER_07

Well, you know, I'm confusing Hateful Eight with another movie. What is what is the one that is based on the Japanese samurai? Is that is that like Vengeful something? Is the number seven? It was redone with Chris Pratt, Denzel Washington. Magnificent.

SPEAKER_09

It came out around the same time.

SPEAKER_07

It was, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You're talking about the Angry Nine.

SPEAKER_07

The Angry Nine. They always release movies that are similar to each other around the same time.

SPEAKER_02

That's the sequels. It's like the fast furious.

SPEAKER_07

What was the samurai movie that it was? Was it the same title? Do you know if that was the same the same title? The Magnificent 7. Was it the same title in the Japanese samurai movie?

SPEAKER_09

I think it's I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

I think so. I I think, yeah. I don't know. I don't know what Japanese samurai movie you're talking about.

SPEAKER_07

It's it's that movie. It it did you ever see that one?

SPEAKER_09

The Hateful A is is goaded. Um 1917, I'd probably keep it where it is, it's at 19. Uh, but yeah, no. Uh Eric wins, so it doesn't really matter. Uh he double wins, so he gets something. He gets to be the host twice now. He gets no, he gets to be the host once. Uh like we so we don't go a month. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay, buddy. Yeah, guess what?

SPEAKER_02

We're doing my tier list, or we're doing my top hundred list actually. Exactly. Let's not do that. You better fucking get ready.

SPEAKER_09

Strap in saddle in an hour and a half, dude. It's gonna be a fucking part.

SPEAKER_02

I actually have a much I think I have a better way to do this idea now. Yeah, that for point-wise. Like, I'm thinking what I would do is like categorize them like this these ten movies are my top ten movies, but they're not in the right order. So I'll give you those ten, you put them in the right order, then I'll give you my 11 through 20, you put those in what order. So that way, like you're more likely to get points because you're you're you know that these movies are gonna be within this range, versus you got a one in ten shot. I'm just placing I have a one in one hundred shot of placing them in the right spot. But I gotcha, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I'll think about 10% chance 10 times. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02

That's a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_07

A hundred percent chance of getting nothing right.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

All right.

Socials, Emails, And What’s Next

SPEAKER_09

So I don't think I know a hundred movies. Fucking give them socials.

SPEAKER_07

You can catch us on all of our socials. We're talking TikTok, we're talking Instagram, Facebook, YouTube. Just search Will You Survive the Podcast. You can also send us your emails if you would like to chat with us. Tell us what you would like us to cover. Any movies that are your favorite, what's in your top 100 list? Tell us all of your opinions on this episode or any others. Send those to the boys at will you survive the podcast.com. That's T-H-E-B-O-I-S at WillYou SurviveThePodcast.com. And also go check out our X where I'm trying to get better at posting our behind the scenes. What's going on in our day today? Like today, I went to the beach and I told you about it. If you were following, you would have known. But yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_02

Well, so yeah, if you're looking to stalk Alex.

SPEAKER_07

I'm gonna start I'm gonna start telling them what you guys are up to.

SPEAKER_02

Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_07

They are gonna want to know the kind of day that Eric had today.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. He's at work. Now he's in his room. And now he's at work again. And now he's in his room again.

SPEAKER_07

He's at work. The room is disheveled. Hey, hey, hey, hey, he is now organized.

SPEAKER_09

Now he got up to go to bed. Now he goes to work. Now he comes home to his computer. And then he takes a nap. And then he goes to bed. And then he goes to work.

SPEAKER_07

And then he I like I like how you take a nap, then you go to bed.

SPEAKER_09

That's the pregame.

SPEAKER_07

Are you so exhausted from napping that you Oh he's pregaming? I get

Sleep Preordering And Alarm Madness

SPEAKER_07

it. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I sleep hard. Have I told you about my pre-ordering sleep thing?

SPEAKER_08

No.

SPEAKER_09

TJ knows about this. Also, you should close those red vines. It's stressing me out. They're gonna get all hard on top.

SPEAKER_02

So this is a real thing that I do. Um I rarely take naps. But when I do, I count that as part of my sleep for the night. So like it but depends at a certain time. If I fall asleep for a nap at like six and I wake up at eight, In my mind, I have slept two hours for the night. I pre-ordered that sleep. So now instead of having to go to bed at midnight, I can go to bed at 2 a.m. Because I've already slept those two hours. So I basically like uh I did it in advance.

SPEAKER_07

Not gonna lie to you, I do the same instance.

SPEAKER_02

Not how the body works at all, though. That's how my body works. Nope. It's not because legitimately, no, but legitimately I will wake up and feel like, yeah, I feel fine. Because I do think I trick my brain into feeling like, yeah, that works.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, no, like guys, if you wake up and you're like, oh, I got like 30 minutes, I can catch up on some sleep before I sucks. It like you the it your body treats it like that's a new sleep.

SPEAKER_02

I'm legitimately trying to break that cycle. I'm trying to sleep doing that.

SPEAKER_09

And then that's the new sleep. So it like restarted the cycle. So if you didn't get eight hours after that, you're cooked.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you want to know how bad my even my days off. You wanna know how bad my days off are? So Saturdays, this isn't the case, but if I take a random day off during the week, I am still not technically off, which is something I wish my staff understood. I'm not technically off because I'm still waking up at 7 a.m. to look at messages. But I have my alarm staggered at 30 minutes because I figure there's nothing that can really happen that wouldn't be a phone call. But oh, you have no idea you don't want to my alarms are I just want to piss Alex off with his OCD.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, well let me Oh, your alarms are stupid. You're gonna do 742. Yeah. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09

No, that's diabolical. 757, 759. No, that's diabolical. Random one for 1242 p.m. Why?

SPEAKER_02

So I have six, six ten, six fifteen, six twenty, six twenty-five, six thirty, six thirty-one, six thirty two, six thirty-three, six thirty-four, six thirty-five, six forty-five, six fifty, six fifty-five, seven, seven oh five, seven ten, seven twenty, seven thirty, seven thirty-one, seven thirty-five, seven forty, seven forty-five, seven fifty, eight, eight oh five, eight ten. It just keeps going. Um When the fuck do you want to wake up? It depends when I need to get up. Bro, don't wake up every minute in a gap of five, four thirty. That gets back to what I was saying, where like when I on my days off, like this last Tuesday, I woke up at seven, I looked at the messages, I said, Oh, I gotta respond to that. I responded to something, and then I went back to bed. My alarm went off at 7:30. I woke up, I looked at my phone, there was no new messages, went to bed, woke up at 8, checked my messages, had to respond to a couple things, and then went back to bed. It's not good for my health.

SPEAKER_07

It's bad, it's a bad system, but so I can't prove it to you right now. I'm I'm on the live, but I could show Eric this. He can attest to it. I have one alarm for Monday, Friday, and Sunday. And I have one alarm for Tuesday and Saturday, and one alarm for Thursday. It's because I have different workouts on Monday, Friday, Sunday, different workouts on Tuesday, Saturday, and no workout tomorrow. So I'll get up the latest tomorrow. I have one alarm that goes off at 7 a.m. And that's it.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, uh I like to take naps. Eric's gaming, I'll be off for five days. You know oh when? Uh this weekend plus Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Oh why? Because I decided that I wanted to time off and I have I had over a hundred PTL hours.

SPEAKER_02

Whoa, they let you accrue that much?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I think I can accrue up to 120 something. That's insane! Yeah. And then plus I have like 20 hours of sick.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we could like my company, you can only accrue 48.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I could just fucking baby root off if we wanted to right now.

SPEAKER_02

Well you could so you could like you could accrue your PTO and your sick time, and you could just use both at the same time to make it longer. But holy shit, like that that's so generous that they let you accrue that much. But that's cool. Shit, yeah. I mean, I'll I'll be down. Maybe I could try and take a Monday off or or something like that. Yeah, I'm gonna uh we'll see though, because this oh my god, this next like a week and a half has just been miserable. Um but what was I gonna say?

Wake Up Tricks And Bathroom Logic

SPEAKER_02

I I had a comment about oh, you you know how they say like uh uh oh if you have trouble sleeping through your alarm uh or you you keep snoozing, put the phone on the other side of your room, and then when uh when it goes off, you'll have to get up to go turn it off. I'll just sleep through it.

SPEAKER_07

I I have done that, I have slept through it, but then when my alarm goes because I do, I mine is not for that reason. I have to put it on the other side of the room because my freaking outlets are not wired correctly. So my outlets next to my bed are wired onto the dimmer.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's so stupid. So if you turn off the light, it's so dumb.

SPEAKER_07

So I have to put the plug on the other side of the room, so when my alarm goes off, I get up, go over. But here's my thing. I drink so much fucking water. I do fine. I do fine throughout the night. I rarely wake up before my alarm. But by the time my alarm goes off, I'm like, oh shit, I gotta go pee. So then I'm I got up, go turn off my alarm, then I go straight to the bathroom, and it's like, oh, but then by then I'm awake, and then I walk out into the kitchen, I get water. But you don't get up, like you don't have to wake up from it?

SPEAKER_09

No, I'll just wake up and I'll be like, God, if I don't pee right now, my shit's gonna explode. Get that pressure.

SPEAKER_02

Anyways, the the only time that I ever wake up having to pee is if I went to bed having to pee.

SPEAKER_07

No way.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, like other than that, like I always take Cozy out first. Uh un unless if I'm getting uh if I'm off. If I'm off, I take Cozy out first and then I come up and and go to the bathroom and whatnot. But if uh if I'm getting ready for work, I go get ready first because he just I I don't trust him. So he hangs out in my room where I trust him until I'm ready. But yeah, the only time I've ever woken up and I'm like, oh shit, I have to pee is if like after the podcast, if I just decide to go straight to bed, like literally just walk over there and lay down, then if I'm like, oh, I kinda have to pee, but I like don't really have to, then I will wake up bursting.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I mean this is all going into the yap sesh fucking part two, part three.

SPEAKER_02

Just included in the in the this is this is part of the episode.

SPEAKER_07

Well, clearly we need to give you plenty to work with because sometimes we just spring it on you that uh hey, we're not gonna record.

SPEAKER_09

No, I don't I don't want to. Anyways, guys, I'll be the I'm gonna be the uh host of next week's episode.

SPEAKER_02

The hell you will. I am the host because Alex said controversial.

SPEAKER_09

He did. You double won. And I'm proud of you for that. Anyways, thank you all for listening to this episode.

Final Thanks And Stay Alive

SPEAKER_09

My name is TJ. That's Alex That's Eric. Thank you all for listening to the Voice Friday Podcast. And until next time, stay alive.