Will You Survive Our Fifth Tier List

83 movies. One season finale. A tier list big enough to start fights.

We sit down to rank every survival, horror, and zombie title we’ve covered so far, and the real debate hits fast: are we scoring “best movie,” or are we scoring “most iconic”? Because those are not the same thing. From game adaptations that shaped a generation of fans to classics that basically wrote the rules for the genre, we sort movies into tiers based on craft, vibes, and the moments that never leave pop culture.

Along the way, we stress-test what makes a great survival story actually work: clear rules, real stakes, characters who feel like humans under pressure, and a threat that stays consistent long enough to be scary. We argue about sequels that improve the formula versus sequels that get too cheesy, and we keep coming back to rewatchability. Some films are unforgettable once and then lose their magic, while others get better when you know what to look for.

If you love zombie movies, survival thrillers, horror franchises, and ranking chaos with strong opinions, this is your roadmap for what to watch next and what to skip. Listen, then subscribe and share the episode with a friend, and leave us a review with your picks: what deserves S Tier and what is truly Dog Water?

Transcript

Season Finale Tier List Setup

SPEAKER_03 0:24

What is up, my little survivalets, and welcome back to another episode of Will You Survive?

SPEAKER_02 0:31

The podcast.

SPEAKER_03 0:33

That's what you're called now. Uh, we are at the end of this season. Yay! Yay!

SPEAKER_01 0:43

Another survival lets go crazy.

SPEAKER_03 0:46

Yeah. And then it's it is today. You know, we are doing what we always do at the end of each season. We are doing a Will You Survive tier list of the movies we did this season. And also every other movie we've done. If you haven't been counting since the start of the podcast uh days, uh we have 83 movies total. But before we get into that, I just want to introduce my two co-hosts. We've got Alex. That's me. And we've got Eric. That's me. And of course, I am TJ. Uh so yeah, we're we're doing a tier list of every single movie that we've done. There's 83. Um, I have spent a lot of time uh getting every single picture of said movie for this tier list so I can put it on there.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

Um this takes me a while to do when we're only doing like four 14 movies.

SPEAKER_03 1:45

I literally screenshot. I was just like, I'm not gonna bother trying to just download the photos because I know for a fact a bunch of them are gonna be like WebP or some dumbass fucking format, and I'll have to like spend time. So I just print screen Windows Shift S, Windows Shift S, and just yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:03

Yep. Yeah, no, uh, but the longest thing, the part that takes the longest is that you have to crop your screen. Well, you have to check which episode so that you know what movie you're doing, or if there even is a movie, and then you have to look up that movie on Google, and then you have to screenshot it, and you you have to like save a whole folder to it, and then you have to do that for 83 different movies, and then you import all those into this website, which is it's simple, but it that's tedious.

SPEAKER_02 2:33

Hey host, I got a question for the tier list. Yes, do we have a maximum number that are allowed per tier?

SPEAKER_03 2:40

Um, I think as many as we want in iconic, but like that's just you know, like we me and Eric were talking earlier. Resident Evil, I'd say it's iconic. I think so. Well, we wouldn't say that it was a S tier movie or an A tier, maybe not even a movie C tier.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

What I was saying, I don't know about that. What I was saying is objectively, I think it's a B movie, but it's like very it's very iconic to at least to me, but it's it in in my opinion, it's a very iconic zombie movie.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

See what I would say about Resident Evil is it was not a B movie at its time. When it came out, it was top-notch. Everybody loved it, it was the rage of all zombie fanatics.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

No, I definitely that's what that's why I say it's iconic, but I think like we've seen movies similar to that time, and the Resident Evil very much leaned into the movie or into the idea that it's a game. Like, and I think that like that has its audience, and I think objectively it just kind of makes the m puts the movie a little lower because it's I don't know, I feel like when you try to that this was like the best example of taking a game and making it a movie. I think the next best example is like um The Last of Us, at least the first season.

Resident Evil And Adaptation Debates

SPEAKER_03 3:48

Yeah, yeah, we we don't we don't talk about the second season. I'm gonna be a dad? Jump off a cliff. Okay, so I think we're all in agreement. Resident Evil iconic. Yep, yeah. Right, cool. Let's jump to the next one. Resident Evil, welcome to Raccoon City. This is a recent one we did. It was a couple episodes ago. Where are you thinking? A tier.

SPEAKER_02 4:10

What?

SPEAKER_03 4:10

A tier, top notch. No better movie. You're fucking with me. Alex or Eric, would you like to give a rebuttal on that? I'll give you a little bit more.

SPEAKER_01 4:18

I was gonna say how harsh should we be on this? Because I was gonna give it B, but I think if we're being a little harsh, we could say C. It was kind of like there was just some silly, like really silly moments that didn't even feel resonant evil. It just felt kind of weird. And then also, I didn't like Leon. I didn't like Jill. I didn't like I didn't really like any of the characters because they didn't feel like they're gonna be.

SPEAKER_03 4:44

I feel like it it is in its own thing, whereas this was trying to recreate like one-to-one, but didn't have enough, like it would have been better if it was a series.

SPEAKER_02 4:55

I I would actually, yeah. My my honest perception of Welcome to Raccoon City is it would be A tier, maybe even S tier, if it was literally a video game. It was an outstanding series of cutscenes if it was on a video game. The cheesiness would have played perfectly well with everything that you were doing in the game as you're progressing your character along. But it's like Leon falling as- I really think that it it's probably accurately a C tier.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

Yeah, I would say like Leon falling asleep at the front desk. Sounds like we're putting it in a tinker truck exploding right out front of the precinct, and he sleeps through that. Yep. That's come on. Eric says that's C tier material.

SPEAKER_03 5:36

Maybe C. I was thinking really low B. You say C realistically. I'm gonna put it in C tier. I think that's gonna make sense. All right, we're gonna do a little bit of a speed run of some stuff y'all did before me. Okay. Uh let's just do where's that one? Let's uh Night of the Living Dead. Iconic. Is that the old one? I'll say iconic. Iconic. Night of Living Dead. I agree. I've seen it. It is old. It was the first. Yeah. It is old. Really fucking old.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

That is quite a statement.

SPEAKER_03 6:12

Um, let's do Zombieland one.

SPEAKER_01 6:16

Oh, uh, I say S. You say S? I think S. I would go, I I'll agree with that.

SPEAKER_03 6:22

The first one. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:24

It was it was yeah, that one's it was a uh it was a thing of its own in its release.

SPEAKER_03 6:30

That you know, people you if you ask somebody their favorite zombie, like a hundred people what their favorite zombie movie is, at least fucking, you know, 25% of people. I feel like it would be zombie land if they're like at least five.

SPEAKER_02 6:41

Well, I think there are there are quite a number of people who will list Shawn of the Dead as the original Zomcom, which it is, it came out first.

SPEAKER_01 6:49

Oh, yeah, but this is that's kind of rare. Yeah, Zomcoms are kind of rare, huh?

SPEAKER_03 6:56

This was probably like the most referenced movie when this shit came out. I agree. You know, like everybody Oh, Twinkies, like the Twinkies dude.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

Didn't Twinkies stop production for a little bit, like right kind of around the same time that this movie.

SPEAKER_02 7:10

But I if I'm not mistaken, that was because Hostess went bankrupt.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

Yeah, like it was kind of like a but it was just really funny because it was kind of not that long after this movie.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

I'm not sure on the timing, but I do remember they're gonna be.

SPEAKER_03 7:21

It might have been like six years after, but I still remember that that got brought up. Zombieland S tier, zombieland two, double tap.

SPEAKER_01 7:27

That's A. I was gonna say A, yeah. It's fun. I was gonna say maybe B for being harsh, but I think A.

SPEAKER_03 7:32

From what I've seen of it, which I haven't really watched it to completion. I've really seen like clips. I feel like it's a B tier. I I think there's an argument for that. I feel like it doesn't live up to the hype. We can move things around, then I feel B. Let's go B.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

I'm okay with it. I I could go either way.

SPEAKER_03 7:49

B tier it is. We are looking at another one y'all did without me. Shutter Island.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

Oh, I well, iconic, I think. I think iconic.

SPEAKER_02 7:59

Yeah, I would say iconic because that's a one-watch movie. That is once you've seen it and you go back again, it doesn't have the same effect.

SPEAKER_03 8:06

But that first time if you get it spoiled for you, there's it's like oh no, it's never it's not the same.

SPEAKER_01 8:13

I think I think this movie is iconic in the sense that I think it's the most well-known psychological thriller movie. It's like one of those where it's like, oh, you haven't seen Shudder Islands type beat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

I would say that for the sixth sense, I I didn't really I never heard of Shudder Island until you brought it up to me.

SPEAKER_03 8:32

Oh man, yeah. I definitely agree. Iconic. I brought it up on the reason it's on the podcast, just saying. Nice. With like when you put some of these movies.

SPEAKER_02 8:40

Are we all in agreement then? Uh iconic, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:42

Yes. I would also say that it is a two-watch movie because there's a lot of things you miss when you uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:48

I think it's fun to watch it again. I think there's you just see it from a different perspective. You'll never get that first watch.

Zombie Classics And Zomcom Rankings

SPEAKER_03 8:53

It's been like freaking years now. So if you watch it, you'll notice he never lights his own cigarette because spoiler alert, spoiler alert. He is a patient, he's not allowed to have his own library. Oh yeah, that's that's uh I just you know, some people it's one of those movies we'd we were just talking, okay? We were just talking about it. You don't want it spoiled for you. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 9:13

I guess so.

SPEAKER_03 9:13

Uh Diary of the Dead. I don't even remember that one.

SPEAKER_02 9:16

See, okay. So there's a lot of things that I freaking loved about this movie because it was in the same universe as Night of the Living Dead. It was just modernized. So it was supposed to effectually it was supposed to take place at the same time as Night of the Living Dead. What was this one? Was this the vlog one?

SPEAKER_01 9:33

Uh yes. Oh, see.

SPEAKER_03 9:35

Well, it looks it looks like it from the picture that I'm looking at that's like an inch wide.

SPEAKER_01 9:39

I just it's so unmemorable to me. There's like once I kind of remember the ending a little bit when it got like stuck in the safe room or whatever. I'm gonna give it a little respect. I'll put it at B. Well, what do you what do you think, Alex? What where would you put it? Yeah, where would you put it B?

SPEAKER_03 9:52

I would at least put it at B. Okay. Yeah. Okay, we'll put it upper B.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

I don't know. I don't know about above double tap.

SPEAKER_03 9:59

We'll put it, we'll put it below double tap then. Okay, calm down, ladies, ladies! I'm just saying. Uh let's do the best movie, Zombies the Beginning. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 10:09

Uh, can we? Can can we uh iconic? Uh Dog Water.

SPEAKER_01 10:13

For being the worst movie we've ever seen. Um I'm gonna be.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

Do I have to add something lower than D?

SPEAKER_01 10:20

No, D for dog water.

SPEAKER_03 10:21

D for dog water. D for dog water. I'll just add yeah, just edit it. Dog water. There you go. Okay. The dead don't die. What was that? Uh no idea what that was. That was uh Bill Murray.

SPEAKER_01 10:37

Yeah, yeah. An Adam Driver.

SPEAKER_02 10:39

An Adam Driver.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:41

Dead Don't Die.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

I would um I would say A or B. I would say A.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

Would you really?

SPEAKER_01 10:47

I thought it was really good.

SPEAKER_02 10:48

I honestly would say it's either iconic because of all of the like they they break the fourth wall all the time.

SPEAKER_01 10:55

It's real campy, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:56

It's very campy.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

It is kind of like Deadpool campy. I kind of feel like the ending with the aliens was just like, what? Exactly. Like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 11:05

So I think it's I think it's it's either iconic because it's in a league all its own, it's almost like they took the zombie genre and just broke the entire mold. They didn't follow any of the tropes other than like they follow the natural crap, right? Like you have to you have to have some tropes in there.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

But I don't think it's like well known enough to be iconic, you know? Like I don't think most people know this movie. Because I think it was it was like a Netflix movie, right?

SPEAKER_02 11:29

No. Oh no, no, this was a real release.

SPEAKER_01 11:33

I I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong about that, but I feel like I would honestly say most people wouldn't know this movie.

SPEAKER_03 11:39

So what I'm hearing is good movie. I think it's an A. Like unknown. Good movie. I feel I've never heard anybody talk about this movie.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

That's kind of where I'm at. Like, that's never either, huh? Like, I literally just talked to somebody who said uh he's w watching through the top 100 zombie movies and he's like 53. And I was like, what is like the top 10? We were talking about it. This movie did not come up. I forgot about this movie. Good movie, though.

SPEAKER_02 12:04

Interesting. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

So I'm putting that in A. Alright. But I do hear your argument. I I that does make sense to me, but I think it's an A.

SPEAKER_03 12:13

Alright. Army of the Dead. Oh god. This is a recent one. I think it was like 20 That's the Dave Batista one, right? That's the Dave Batista. I think that's a solid B tier.

SPEAKER_01 12:23

I would call it a B.

SPEAKER_03 12:24

That's a solid B, yeah. Solid B. We go in above or below Zombie L. I would say upper B. That's below Zombie Land.

SPEAKER_01 12:30

Oh, below Zombie Land.

SPEAKER_03 12:32

Above Diary of the Dead.

SPEAKER_01 12:33

Yeah, it's like an in-between on those two.

SPEAKER_03 12:35

Okay. That's what I also haven't seen. So maybe you know.

SPEAKER_01 12:39

It's a good watch, but it's not good.

SPEAKER_03 12:42

I don't is it I've is that the one I've heard is like a sequel to something, or something is a sequel of it.

SPEAKER_02 12:49

Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh um oh my god, what is it called? It's called uh Army of Thieves.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

Yeah, that's what I yeah, yeah, okay. No, no, I I I I remember hearing about that. I I've never seen it though. So uh let's just Hunger Games, the Hunger Games series, the two that you did Hunger Games and Catching Fire. Where would you put it on? Oh, we never finished it. Yeah, you never finished the whole series, right?

SPEAKER_01 13:14

The third one was super political, right? But uh first one, I think.

SPEAKER_03 13:18

I personally, because I've seen them.

SPEAKER_01 13:20

I think S are iconic for the first one.

SPEAKER_03 13:23

Iconic for the first one.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

I feel like this is you know it broke so many barriers.

SPEAKER_03 13:28

It was such a I remember reading the book, I remember going to see the movie. Sorry, so I feel like iconic for Hunger Games, catching fire.

SPEAKER_01 13:36

I think that's an A. Well, I like I really like the actually, I really do like I would be willing to argue S, but I think I'll settle for A. I really like the arena, and I like that the I remember seeing that movie in theater and what that cliffhanger, when they break the dome and they get helicoptered out, and it just cuts to black, audible ah from the from the audience. It was crazy. Oh shit, it's a fucking dome. Like it was cra where everybody was like, oh shit, like it was it was a moment.

SPEAKER_02 14:07

I can't really I can't really argue against because I know that it was one of the most popular movies of its time. Um and I can't think of anything that I remembered you know Nay saying about it when we recorded it. I think I liked it so much that even though we didn't do the movie, I watched the the rest of the installments.

SPEAKER_01 14:27

Oh yeah, it's good.

SPEAKER_03 14:28

It is good. I would I would say A. Well maybe S.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

Man, I kinda I kind of talked it up and like right to myself right now. I kind of feel like it's an S tier.

SPEAKER_03 14:37

It's like low S?

SPEAKER_01 14:38

What do you what do you think, Alex? S or A?

SPEAKER_03 14:41

There are a lot of S tiers on this list that we're gonna put on there, and I feel like it's like low S.

SPEAKER_01 14:47

I don't think there's gonna be that many. I think that's a good one. I feel like there's gonna be a decent chuck.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

This is this is where I get kind of lame because the only thing I could really tell you is I feel like it's an A, not an S.

SPEAKER_03 14:58

I'm willing to do upper A. I've okay. I I I can agree with upper A. Okay, another one, another one, another one. Little Monsters. Oh god, I loved that movie.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

Um I did too. I feel like it's a B. I feel like it's an upper B. Like maybe above Zombieland, but I don't know if it's your what's its downfall? I just think it's you know, it just kind of by the nature of what it is. Well, one, it's Australian, so fuck that. They immediately lose S for that. There's no Australian, you say? I feel like B is a good they blame the US again in their movies. Um, but I don't know. I thought it was a I thought it was a really good movie, but I think it just by the nature of what it was, it was kind of a very unserious movie. No, definitely. It's fine. Um I just don't know I don't know if I'd put it on the same level as uh all of us uh what was that one? Uh The Dead Don't Die. Uh-huh. I don't know if I'd put it on level with that, and that one I think is like a lower to mid A.

SPEAKER_03 16:09

So we chuck we chucking it upper B or lower B, mid B.

SPEAKER_02 16:14

Well, it would have to be on the top of B if it's in B. That's what I think.

SPEAKER_01 16:21

I think upper B is like I think that probably remains the top of B for the rest of the episode.

SPEAKER_03 16:26

Okay, cool. Putting it in B. Uh Let's look, let's look. Looking through all of these small ass to see which ones. Oh, we might have did Oh I see.

SPEAKER_01 16:40

You're trying to find the ones that Yeah, that you guys did.

SPEAKER_03 16:43

Did you do Cube? We did not do Cube together. Cube! Iconic. I'm not gonna hear anything else out.

SPEAKER_01 16:50

I w Okay, I don't know about Iconic. I don't think enough people I don't think enough people know of that movie to be iconic.

SPEAKER_02 16:57

I would say The reason why I would agree with TJ on iconic, even though it's niche, is because I think it's kind of because of its little the um cult following that it gained.

SPEAKER_01 17:10

I guess so. I okay, you know what? I think they really like this movie.

SPEAKER_02 17:13

Two, three, four. I think they went up to five on cube. They went different names, they didn't keep calling it cube one, cube two, cube three. They had different names.

SPEAKER_01 17:23

Original cube is like cube squared. The best. They fucking they they screwed up. Cube cubed! Oh my god, they missed opportunities. So I really like this movie. I won't fight you guys.

SPEAKER_03 17:34

If you guys want to cut iconic, putting cube iconic, it's not going anywhere. You know what I wasn't here for, but I had a lot of I had input into Maze Runner. Maze Runner. So we got Maze Runner, we got Scorch Trials, and then we got Death Cure. So personally, because I've seen all of these, so I can input. Um, I think Maze Runner and Death Cure are my like top ones. Scorch Trials is a little meh.

SPEAKER_01 18:04

I really like Scorch Trials. I feel so my my rankings would be Maze Runner S um Scorch Trials actually, yeah, probably Scorch Trials B and Deathcare Deathcare's A, I think. I guess I guess I do I agree with that. I I guess I do agree with you. Alex, what do you think?

SPEAKER_02 18:29

I'm so the uh the first one I'm calling too many things iconic. But it left such an impression. It was I love this movie.

SPEAKER_01 18:40

I don't know about iconic though.

SPEAKER_03 18:42

I I don't know if I'd put it up there with like it's in the same genre.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

It's it's one of those movies that people will still talk about. Like isn't that isn't that one of the makings of an iconic movie?

SPEAKER_01 18:55

But I don't like if somebody were to be like, oh, I've never heard of the maze runner, I'd be like, oh that's crazy. But if someone was like, I've never heard of the Hunger Games, I'd be like, What do you live under Iraq? Yeah what do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 19:05

You think so.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

Yeah. I read The Maze Runner like as a kid. I read all the books and I was super excited when the movies were coming out. I don't think it has nearly as big of a following as the Hunger Games.

SPEAKER_02 19:18

That is interesting to me.

SPEAKER_01 19:20

Because I was never really a Hunger Games fan, but I knew that audience was way bigger.

SPEAKER_00 19:24

Okay. Alright, well.

SPEAKER_03 19:27

Oh, anyways. Uh so underscore trials to B.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

I really like I would I would put it like low, low A if we do put it A, but I don't have a disagreement with their because they high B.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

You think A? One of the things that they did that I really liked, of course, was introduce those like zombie-like characters. Yeah. So of course that intrigued me ultimately. Uh they started losing me on a lot of the politics. It was it was good, don't get me wrong. I I I think I'm agreeing with B. Uh high B, right right beneath Little Monsters. I think beneath. Because it's it's a good, it's a really good movie, but it falls into the same category as almost every other uh sequel. It just it lost something.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

You know, I I like the sand theme. I've begun to find myself really liking that that theme a little more. Um and I do like I I respect that movie in a sense of it's the first we see of outside the glade. And it it basically says, like, oh, you know that whole world that we just built in that first movie? Yeah, that's gone.

SPEAKER_00 20:44

Yeah.

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SPEAKER_01 20:44

It that doesn't even matter anymore. This is the actual world. And so I I respect the movie for that, and like what the the book as well is the same thing where it's basically your transition from uh the glade to the real world.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

If uh if I may, quick little sidebar here on uh regarding the live chat. Just want to say what's up to Lance St. Clair. He's a longtime watcher, he's been in and out of our lives forever. Thank you for tuning in. We hope uh you enjoy the uh the hi Josh!

SPEAKER_03 21:15

He's using his official two account. Let's go random church in my live. Let's go! Thanks for the heart meet, Josh.

SPEAKER_01 21:23

Hey Josh, we told somebody to make uh your number one fan official three. Uh you might want to snag that one now.

SPEAKER_02 21:30

Yeah, don't let me let him already be your number one fan of I got I got one through ten.

SPEAKER_03 21:36

Dude, I'm ready.

SPEAKER_02 21:37

Okay, so I You guys just made me think real quick, real quick, real quick. You guys just made me think of last episode. I was listening to it, and you almost sounded like TJ, Eric. Uh I just heard TJ saying I got hoes.

SPEAKER_03 21:53

So here are the ones that are left from your original run without figures truly. The 28 weeks series other than other than the new one. So 28 days and weeks. We've got Lovin' Monsters. Saw. Whatever this one is. I don't know if you can recognize it. Okay, I'm just gonna put that one that we can't tell. C tier. Not a very memorable poster. Nobody cares. No. Dog water poster.

SPEAKER_01 22:25

Dog water poster.

SPEAKER_03 22:27

Dog water poster. Dog water. Thank you. Okay, 28 days, iconic. I think iconic, yeah. Iconic. 28 weeks, B. C. No C. C.

SPEAKER_01 22:38

I I C I like it, but I don't know. Maybe really low B. Damn, damn.

SPEAKER_03 22:44

High C, high C.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

Maybe that's mean.

SPEAKER_03 22:46

Maybe that's it's no. Doesn't compare.

SPEAKER_01 22:50

I don't well now I I'm kind of I I kind of feel bad now. I I'm kind of getting cold feet on that.

SPEAKER_03 22:56

Okay. C for cold feet. Mid mid B.

SPEAKER_01 23:00

Yeah, I think that's fair.

SPEAKER_03 23:01

That's fair right there. Uh loving monsters. Never watched it.

SPEAKER_02 23:06

Loving Monsters, I would say B.

SPEAKER_01 23:08

Oh, wait, I like that one. I'd agree, B.

SPEAKER_03 23:10

I liked it. B?

SPEAKER_01 23:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:11

High B, low B, mid B.

SPEAKER_01 23:13

Yeah, low B.

SPEAKER_02 23:14

Okay, wait, wait, wait. Did we go dog water for that unknown poster? Yeah. I think that's the right call because that was day zero.

SPEAKER_03 23:20

Oh. I don't I don't think that was day zero. Day zero's right here. Where does Day Zero go? That's uh No, wait, no, no. Because I think I was there. That's zombie babies.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

Eric. Yeah, what's when we both didn't watch it? Yeah, well, this one's like three three words. It looks like a person standing in the middle, two faces on the left. Scouts, scouts, uh Scouts Guide Guide to the Apocalypse. Gotcha. Okay, that's not a dog water movie. No. I would say it's a say it's a B.

SPEAKER_02 23:56

That that okay Okay. Let's let's that's a tough one.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

I'd say high B. Okay. High B? Like under 28 weeks. That's a tough one. I don't know about under 28 weeks, actually. No. It's over I think under Zombieland 2.

SPEAKER_03 24:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:13

Okay. Day zero, zombie babies. It's one we did. Dog water. Dog water.

SPEAKER_01 24:17

Dog water. But in the best way. Iconic. Iconic for our podcast. Iconic for our podcast. We'll put it up there. Yeah. Uh Rec. R S.

SPEAKER_02 24:27

Rec is S.

SPEAKER_01 24:28

Yeah. I S? Yeah. You know that's like number three on that person's list. Like they just looked up like a top 100 zombie movies, and Rec was like number three.

SPEAKER_03 24:36

It's a great movie. It's really good. Um and let's see if I'm missing any.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

Did you happen to put quarantine on this list? Quarantine?

SPEAKER_02 24:43

No, we didn't we didn't cover quarantine.

SPEAKER_03 24:45

Oh, we didn't? No. No, I I literally I went through our Spotify, went from oldest to newest, and I fucking scrolled, typed into Google, screenshotted, typed into Google, screenshotted, scrolled.

SPEAKER_01 24:57

So actual speed round, just just no explanation, just saying where would you put quarantine?

SPEAKER_02 25:03

What would we do? Quarantine?

SPEAKER_01 25:04

Where would you put it on the on the list? B.

SPEAKER_03 25:06

I agree. I was gonna I was gonna like add a file. No random picture. No.

SPEAKER_01 25:11

We're good.

SPEAKER_03 25:11

Okay, saw.

The Thing And Hill House Verdicts

SPEAKER_01 25:12

This is the final one. Oh, that's the first saw? Yep. I would say iconic. Iconic. Iconic.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

Okay, now we are to the ones that we have done. Um you weren't here for saw? No. I feel like we did saw last year. Nope. Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 25:30

Oh my yeah, that's that's crazy, dude.

SPEAKER_03 25:34

I'm telling you, I've fucking I literally I think I'm never gonna get older. It was like I think it was right before I got on. I think that's crazy. I feel like you've always been a part of it.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

I have. I think uh I don't know why I think this, but I think Saw we did that New Year's Eve at You Were House Sitting.

SPEAKER_01 25:53

No, that wasn't Saw. Maybe I don't think so. I thought it was. I have no concept of time when I'm house sitting, so moving on.

SPEAKER_03 26:01

Uh we are at 39 minutes. I feel like we we can keep it going. Okay. Um let's go with the thing.

SPEAKER_01 26:10

Oh wait, the first switch the first one.

SPEAKER_03 26:15

The real one, whatever. Wait, the old one? 19, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 26:18

Oh, um, I mean, I'd still say A, actually. Fuck that. I feel like S iconic. I don't know about I it's icon.

SPEAKER_03 26:26

I mean, it is an iconic one. I feel like it kind of is, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:29

It's a part of Jane uh James Carpenter's John Carpenter's iconic top of iconic one.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

I worry I don't know about top of iconic. What the fuck? No, mid of iconic. I'd put Shutter Island above that. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 26:42

Mid of iconic. It's on the middle of iconic. I feel like that's a good place to put it.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

All right.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

I th I feel like we all agree, you know. You can't really like if you you can't like like horror movies without like watching that, you know?

SPEAKER_02 26:55

Right. Right. Yeah. I think at some point, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:58

You have to know what the thing is. All right. But I think now we're gonna do the thing. I think A. A.

SPEAKER_01 27:05

I like the I like the new one. I think it's good.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

I I I guess I didn't have too much I didn't have too much to complain about, so I I won't I won't argue that point.

SPEAKER_01 27:14

I like they did a good job following up with what was given to them.

SPEAKER_03 27:18

I think I would give it like top A. I think so.

SPEAKER_01 27:21

I like the fact that it it leads directly into exactly yeah, the first one with the dog and people like people shit on the CGI a lot, but I don't think it was I don't think it was bad.

SPEAKER_02 27:34

No, they they did what they did and they did it well. Could they have done it better? Sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

But maybe that's why it doesn't belong in S tier, but it was also like a I as far as I remember, there was no like crazy stars in that movie. It was like a bunch of just good actors, and I thought it was well done.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

No, I I I completely agree. Um, let's do uh one of our series we did, Haunting of Hill House.

SPEAKER_01 28:00

Iconic.

SPEAKER_03 28:01

Oh jeez.

SPEAKER_01 28:02

S or iconic. I would say I would say iconic because like it's one that I recommend to anybody all the time. Really? I love this this series. I literally just recommended it to somebody. She she was telling me about a series that she watched, and it's kind of similar. And she was like, I'm really getting into horror, and I was like, Oh, have I got the series for you?

SPEAKER_02 28:21

Well, okay, so I would I would definitely call it an A. What? Uh huh. I would have called it an A. Uh the reason why I will agree with you on S is looking back to it, there were I don't scare easy.

SPEAKER_01 28:37

There's proper scares in there, and I jumped a few times in those when Luke is in the basement, and that's that thing was scary.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

That honestly, just the last two episodes, I jumped more than the entire series, but those jumps were real.

SPEAKER_01 28:54

The oh my god twist ending in the car. Holy shit, that's still it's coming.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

Like your blood pressure is raising because they're like yelling at each other.

SPEAKER_02 29:05

All of a different time.

SPEAKER_01 29:07

And then all of a sudden, and then they just go quiet. It comes out of nowhere because like it escalates so smoothly and so realistically that like you're just like you said, the tensions rise, you start to tense up, and then that happens, and it just holy and they like twists from you, like the the ghosts being there like all the time. Yep. It's crazy I think the rewatchability, yeah. The rewatchability of this show is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 29:36

All of the uh so all of the hints that it gives you through the whole series that all gets tied up at the end.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

Yeah, all to be fucking shat on by the haunting of Blair Manor.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

If I may I feel like if I all gets tied up in a nice knot in the end.

Battle Royale Fallout Then Cast Away

SPEAKER_03 29:52

That's crazy. Spoiler alert. That's fucked up. She's the Bentonneck lady. Um, if he's saying A, me and you are saying iconic, Eric, we gotta put it top S. I guess. And you know, I feel like I'm not mad about that. We can't put everything in iconic. Yeah, we can't. We got a fat line of iconic here. Yeah. I I agree. Okay, cool. No, I I I completely agree. Um, let's for our number one fan official. I don't even know if he's he's not in my chat, but he might be in yours.

SPEAKER_02 30:22

He's over here.

SPEAKER_03 30:23

Yeah, let's do the movie he recommended, Battle Royale. Is that the Japanese one? That's the Japanese one.

SPEAKER_01 30:29

Um the basically Hunger Games. They're lucky I don't put it in dog water. C.

SPEAKER_02 30:35

Wow, C.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

What are your thoughts, Alex?

SPEAKER_02 30:38

Uh, I I wouldn't have gone that harsh, but I think it's for my sentiment about Josh, not for the movie.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

Uh I'm not judging Josh.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

No, I know. I I thought they did um they made it, they started off good, and then they got very goofy. And it seemed like you gotta take a a stance. Are you trying to be serious or are you trying to be silly? And I don't know, maybe it's just the the language barrier and the the different culture. Maybe they were being serious, but I thought it was very goofy.

SPEAKER_01 31:10

Everybody was a bullet sponge. It was crazy. I mean, you know, that was it's very Japanese. They were like, they were like 40 rounds into a 30-clip gun, and they're still going, ah I'm like, bro, you're dead so long.

SPEAKER_02 31:26

40 rounds in 30 rounds.

SPEAKER_01 31:29

It was crazy. That one scene when the the little house, but hear me out. And all those girls were just shooting each other. Yep. So silly.

SPEAKER_03 31:39

Yeah, throwing the head through the window was kind of fire.

SPEAKER_01 31:42

So dumb. I mean, that was it was good. It was objectively funny, but uh, so what what was your dog water?

SPEAKER_02 31:49

Oh I I really can't argue too harsh against dog water. I I think it is it is not a good movie.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

I'll put it real low C if we're being nice to Josh. I and this is nothing against Josh. The movie is dog water.

SPEAKER_02 32:03

No, that was what I was saying. The only reason I wouldn't put it in dog water is my sentiment for Josh.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

I'll put it in Z. That's it.

SPEAKER_02 32:10

Not for the movie.

SPEAKER_03 32:12

There they're a bunch of uncultured swine. I would personally put it in like mid-B, maybe like. You're so unserious. I'm just dog, I like I like shit like that. I like shit like that. So I'm gonna put it, it's gonna it's gonna be low B. Not above Resident Evil Welcome to Raccoon City by the city. It definitely is above Raccoon City, dog. No, it's not. You're not lying if you think it's not above Raccoon City.

SPEAKER_01 32:42

You're literally, did you even watch the movie? I like the movie.

SPEAKER_03 32:46

Is this Day Zero all over?

SPEAKER_01 32:48

That's crazy. I uh judge, I gotta disagree. But your Day Zero is above the it's an iconic That's a separate category.

SPEAKER_03 32:57

It doesn't count as above or you're a separate category, you're the reason your parents divorced.

SPEAKER_01 33:01

I they were never together.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

You're the reason they were never together. Yeah. Alright, I'll put it, I'll put it still above Raccoon City. Fuck you. It's insane. Josh, I tried. I like the movie. I tried. Okay. Cast line.

SPEAKER_01 33:19

I would like to know where Josh ranked that movie.

SPEAKER_03 33:22

Yeah. Josh, no, no, you know what? I will take Josh's movie, Josh. Josh, where do you rate it?

SPEAKER_02 33:27

We're waiting.

SPEAKER_03 33:28

We're waiting for Josh's response here. Let me know when he responds.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

We'll continue while he's in one of our he's in one of our lives.

SPEAKER_03 33:36

He's not in mine.

SPEAKER_02 33:37

Josh, what do you rate your own movie?

SPEAKER_03 33:40

The one that you picked.

SPEAKER_01 33:41

You guys say it's gonna say, you guys say it like he made the movie.

SPEAKER_02 33:45

The one you wanted us to do. The one you directed and wrote.

SPEAKER_03 33:55

Anyways, guys, while we're waiting, Castaway.

SPEAKER_01 33:57

Um iconic. Yeah, I was gonna say S, but I do think iconic. I feel like iconic. Yeah, everybody knows the Wilson reference.

SPEAKER_03 34:05

Like, it is definitely above Saw and Day Zero. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:11

I think it I think it's above uh Hunger Games and the thing. I think Castaway is maybe the top. I feel like I wouldn't put it above the thing. I feel like it's in between. I feel like Castaway could go at the very top of Iconic, because it's like I didn't even I hadn't even watched the movie and I knew the Wilson reference. True. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 34:31

Alright, for some survival reasons also, I feel like it's a it's it's a it's it's a top-tier survival movie. We can put it at top. I like that. Okay, respect to to I forgot his name, never mind. Respect to John Hanks. Just forget his name completely. Oh, Tom Hanks, there you go. Yo, shout out to John Hanks.

SPEAKER_01 34:56

Oh yo, I fucking love John Hanks and Toys Women, man.

SPEAKER_03 35:01

Enjoy recording. Thank you for your confidence, but it was pretty bad. Okay, yeah. We'll put it, we'll put it below Raccoon City then. Thank you, Josh, for being Battle Royale Low Castaway, top of iconic. What are we doing next, boys? We're doing another series. All of us are dead. I fucking completely agree. I think I think we need that season two. I think I haven't seen Wreck, so I let you does it go above or below.

SPEAKER_02 35:29

I I I could go above.

SPEAKER_01 35:31

Oh, okay. I'll I'll let it go above.

SPEAKER_03 35:33

I wouldn't say it's better than haunting a hillhouse. No, no. Um okay, so all of us are dead. S tier.

SPEAKER_01 35:41

Well, okay, that let me explain. The reason I don't think it would go above haunting of Hill House is simply because the ending where they got kind of like, now she's a superhero. Uh and I'm like, ah, okay. Yeah, that yeah, it was a little but it, you know, they were trying to they were trying something. They were trying to do something. It's just the whole movie is like real realistic and and scary, and you know, like it's kind of it's really great the way it follows them, and then at the very end it's like, and now she gets powers because she got bit, and you're like, oh, okay. I've almost forgot it was Korean.

SPEAKER_02 36:13

Well, it's yeah, it's they didn't explain it well enough to go the route that they went. It should have been a little bit of a of an explanation that some people bond with the with the virus instead of like they they showed you, but they never explained it to you. Why did this happen? How did it happen? Why are some of these people able to still interact like they're a human, even though they're infected, and the others just turn to mindless zombies? They never gave us a clear explanation.

SPEAKER_01 36:44

Didn't the the scientist who made it, didn't he kind of explain like some people?

SPEAKER_02 36:49

It was in kind of like a cutscene. Yeah, it wasn't like uh it wasn't like they didn't dedicate time to tell us what what this was, so that's why you felt at the end like, hey, look, she has superpowers. Instead, when you contrast that to Resident Evil, you had that whole uh franchise episode that talked about Alice's bonding with the T virus.

SPEAKER_01 37:12

Yeah, it's like, yeah, of course she has powers that checks out. Yeah, yeah. I I I still think really great. It was just the ending was kind of a little off-putting because it's like, oh, you were so serious for so long.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

I think what really put me off to it is uh no season two.

SPEAKER_01 37:27

Yeah. Well, I I think like the big like I could get over the powers thing, but you you know the part that like really annoyed me when she jumps off the roof. When she's like, I've gotta go, and she just jumps off the roof and you're like, Okay, there's stairs. Like that's that's crazy. Her body still takes damage. You're not Batman, you're not that guy pal. Her body still takes damage, she just heals so like she lands at the bottom and she's like, ah and she gets back up, like what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 37:54

She aimed for the bushes. She aimed for the bushes.

SPEAKER_02 37:57

Aim for the bushes.

Cusack Movies Then Conjuring Picks

SPEAKER_03 37:59

And it also has the one trip that I've mentioned before that I hate where that one annoying ass character that should just be dead. It is just there the entire fucking time, just being a menace. He just never fucking dies. Yeah, just uh I mean I get it, yeah. It's an antagonist. Fuck that guy though. Okay, guys. If I had a nickel for every time we watched a movie with John Cusack in it, and Eric thought it was perfect is a perfect role for Nicolas Cage, I would have three nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened three times. We've got Cell, 2012, and 1408. All John Cusack movies. Two of them, it'd be weird it's not a lot, but it's weird it happened twice. John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson is in two of those. That is weird that it's happened twice. It's weird that it's happened twice. So Cell, uh, cell phones make zombies. I was gonna say C, yeah. That's a yeah, that's a C or C tier. Uh uh yeah, okay. Above Battle Royale. No.

SPEAKER_02 38:59

Above Battle Royale.

SPEAKER_03 39:00

No, absolutely. But the the the funny run he did at the end when he was a zombie. Okay. So we all agree it's C tier.

SPEAKER_01 39:12

2012 though. Oh, 2012 A. Maybe S, but I think A, for sure.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

I wouldn't go S, but I I could agree with A. Like high A.

SPEAKER_03 39:23

It's below death cure.

SPEAKER_01 39:24

Okay. So I guess not high A.

SPEAKER_00 39:28

It's it's high.

SPEAKER_01 39:30

Assuming we get lower A's, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:32

You know what? Let's put Death Cure up here. No. Oh my god, what a jump. Let's put Death Cure in iconic, guys. You remember how we're at it. You remember how bro died, he's like, kill me! I was so iconic. Uh, anyways. 1408. John Q Sack, Haunted Room.

SPEAKER_02 39:53

Man. I really, really like that movie, but I can't give it an A.

SPEAKER_01 39:58

That's what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_03 40:00

I don't want to put another one in B. I think it depends on the ending that you've seen.

SPEAKER_01 40:06

Wait! For that alone, I think that's an A. Because there was a different ending.

SPEAKER_03 40:10

There were so many different endings that they released. There's like the director's cut, the one in theaters, the one on DVD.

SPEAKER_02 40:16

That's so cool. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:20

I think that's so cool that it's like you could have gotten so many different endings.

SPEAKER_02 40:23

You wouldn't just director wouldn't just pick and go with it. But I could see your point. I can see your point.

SPEAKER_01 40:29

It's kind of cool because it's like if you've seen, if you've if you meet somebody else who has seen this movie, there's a chance that what you didn't see your ending. Yeah, you're like, what happened at the end? Did you watch the movie even? Well, like it if especially even if you're.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

That's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_03 40:48

That's pretty funny. Like, dude, the ending totally sucked. He died, and then he was in the back of Samuel Jackson's bar.

SPEAKER_02 40:55

That didn't happen at all. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_03 40:58

No, he could have literally survived the end with the he was with his wife.

SPEAKER_02 41:02

You didn't even watch this movie. What movie are you talking about? I think that's great. I I I didn't see it that way. I can go, I can go with uh with your perspective on that.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

I feel like I could see them doing it intentionally.

SPEAKER_03 41:15

Yeah do do we bump it above 2012 or below?

SPEAKER_01 41:19

I mean I was above. Oh, I was gonna say it's like bottom of A, but bottom of A?

SPEAKER_02 41:25

That's I'll let you guys fight that one out.

SPEAKER_01 41:27

I don't care. Whatever you want to put it, TJ. I can agree with bottom of A.

SPEAKER_03 41:33

I like my boy John. The John Cusack trilogy has been concluded, guys. We only have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ten. Tom Muzack, man.

SPEAKER_02 41:43

Tom Muzak.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

Love that guy.

SPEAKER_02 41:45

Uh TJ, Josh is saying look at his comment.

SPEAKER_03 41:51

So you're telling me you'd have three nickels? Because I said three nickels. That's a such a bad joke, my guy. That was such a bad joke.

SPEAKER_01 42:00

Nicholas Cage.

SPEAKER_03 42:03

That was bad. Okay. One of those. Uh just to cut a little bit of time, we are going to do another multi-part one. I know there's one. I was fucking thinking about it. Conjuring? Conjuring, yes. Wherever the fuck that is on this list, I'll find it. There's one. First one's iconic. There's two. And then I know there's a fucking third one.

SPEAKER_01 42:30

Yeah, yeah, it was on the uh next one. I think it's the shallows.

SPEAKER_03 42:34

The shallows. Okay, I found them all. Okay, first conjuring. I think iconic. Iconic. Iconic. I feel like it it was a little groundbreaking when it came out.

SPEAKER_01 42:43

I think high iconic. I think maybe above Resident Evil.

SPEAKER_02 42:48

Wow, you would go above Resident Evil?

SPEAKER_03 42:51

I would. I wouldn't put this shit even close to the thing. I'll put it right there. Right above day zero. No I won't fight you, but no way.

SPEAKER_02 43:03

I don't I don't think I would go above Resident Evil, but I think it belongs probably right above the thing.

SPEAKER_03 43:10

That's atrocious. I'll put it right below the thing. Okay. Right in the mid. It's in the mid iconics. Uh number two. I like number two.

SPEAKER_01 43:21

I was gonna say low A. Low A?

SPEAKER_03 43:24

I can I can't agree with that. I can agree with that. Last or uh Devil made me do it. I think you guys are gonna hate me. I say S. Really?

SPEAKER_01 43:32

I wouldn't argue low A. I was gonna say mid. I was gonna say mid B. We have three different teams.

SPEAKER_03 43:41

Low B dog.

SPEAKER_01 43:43

I was gonna say like mid B.

SPEAKER_02 43:45

What what is your what is your biggest beef about it?

SPEAKER_01 43:48

It was I just think they got real cheesy. Boring. Wow, really? I don't think boring, but I think like the first one was like groundbreaking and it was terrifying. The second one was like, okay, we're kind of holding on. To it, but it's clearly a sequel. By the time they got to the third one, it's like, all right, or like it's it's a it got a little cheesy, honestly. Like the the line, the dialogue, like their their quips, like I don't know, it just got kind of cheesy. Like you I like the story, but I think the writing got worse.

SPEAKER_02 44:20

Well, I loved the story. One of the things about it was when I was younger in high school, I actually read the book that this was based off of. It was uh it was called The Devil in Connecticut.

SPEAKER_01 44:30

Yeah, like I think the story is great, but I think the writing just got kind of bad as it went on. Because that's like they were also making like Annabelle, Annabelle Creations, um, and like all the stuff.

SPEAKER_02 44:41

Yeah, but that wasn't this one.

SPEAKER_01 44:43

No, but it's like that it was it's in the same era where they started making all those spin-ups, and the writing just got kind of the nun.

SPEAKER_02 44:50

Hurry up and come out with another one.

SPEAKER_01 44:52

The nun, exactly. They kind of started rushing them out.

SPEAKER_02 44:54

Yeah. So where where do you want to put it then?

SPEAKER_03 44:56

La Yorona was another one in the same universe. I feel like I actually liked La Yorona.

SPEAKER_01 45:00

Did you? I yeah, I did. I feel I would say mid B.

SPEAKER_03 45:04

I said low B, Eric said like me mid-B. Alex said S. I'm putting it fucking B. It is not an S. It is not going above the thing 2011. I think it could go above Scout survival guide.

SPEAKER_02 45:19

I think it's better than all those, but yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 45:22

I'll put it above scouts. You know what? I'll put it, I'll put it next to Scorch Trials.

SPEAKER_01 45:27

I'm I'm happy with that. I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_03 45:29

Yeah, okay, we'll do that. I think I think that's I think that's fine. That's fine, that's fine. Um let's do another sequel. We've got a quiet place and a quiet place too.

SPEAKER_01 45:43

Oh jeez. Oh man. God, this sucks. A quiet place is uh iconic. I think so.

SPEAKER_03 45:49

Yeah, I I agree. I agree. Once I find it, I'll put it there.

SPEAKER_00 45:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:53

It's right here. Uh are we going where are we going with this? I feel like above the thing.

SPEAKER_02 46:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 46:02

I could yeah. I'm happy wherever it goes, honestly. I feel like above the thing. I feel like when I watched that, I was like, this is such a cool premise for like a monster.

SPEAKER_01 46:11

I would say above Shutter Island and Night of Night of the Living Dead is hard just because of it's like it was groundbreaking. It's a classic, iconic, groundbreaking one. But so was okay, let me argue, so was a quiet place because it's the first time where a movie was like, let's just take away one of the senses. And like it became first of all, the movie theaters being so quiet was hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 46:35

No, it's the conjuring neck rick made me do it. I remember you put the neck on the button.

SPEAKER_01 46:42

But the uh the the a quiet place was just it it was great because it's like they they took away sound, and that was that's crazy in a horrible. Oh yeah, it was brutal just because he wanted it to be harsh. I just feel like the world is so harsh and they set it up so beautifully. And John Krasinski, I mean, applause. Yeah, like it's first I feel like there's an argument it might be a little bit, but uh it's iconic, you know.

SPEAKER_03 47:15

I think I think it's in a good spot.

SPEAKER_01 47:17

Alright. That's fine. Um part two. I think S. S.

SPEAKER_03 47:21

I yeah, I I it was a great fucking sequel. I feel like I feel like it's above Zombieland. Not even mad at that. Yeah, it's on the strictly vibes. You think above wreck?

SPEAKER_01 47:35

I'd put it above wreck, I'd put it above all of us are dead if we're down for that.

SPEAKER_03 47:39

But I could I'm not gonna fight it. It's S tier right below Haunting of Hill House.

SPEAKER_01 47:46

I think that's good.

SPEAKER_03 47:47

Um, I think I know where Eric's gonna put this next one. Split. I think you'd be surprised.

SPEAKER_01 47:53

Split. I feel like I'm talking a lot, I'll let you go.

SPEAKER_02 47:56

Split, I I loved I what what's the right way to say it? I hated to love it. It was so confusing, it it all came together in the end, so I I didn't stay mad at it, but where would I put it? I would put it A.

SPEAKER_01 48:11

Okay. I was gonna say high B. But I'm okay with low A.

SPEAKER_03 48:18

I thought you were gonna put it like high A. So I feel like No, you wanna know why?

SPEAKER_01 48:24

It's the ending. I don't know. The fact that they were like, he's a literal monster was like, oh. Okay. I I don't know. The whole time you're like, oh, this guy's just crazy, and then it's like, no, he's actually a monster, and you're like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 48:39

I like the fact that it connected to Unbreakable. That's what actually. I think the fucking sequel was so fucking mid for no goddamn reason. He the dude from Unbreakable died in a puddle. Bruce Willis, God rest his soul, they did him dirty.

SPEAKER_01 48:58

I've never seen that movie, so maybe that's why my reading is a way to do it.

SPEAKER_03 49:02

Unbreakable, his uh like weakness, his kryptonite is water. Right? So he's like super strong, fucking whatever. But water fucks him up. So in the sequel to Split and Unbreakable, it was like a little Avengers uh fucking battle moment, Batman v Superman type moment. Uh, and he drowned he gets drowned in a puddle because water is his puddle. Liter literally a puddle on the sidewalk. So fuck you, M Knight, you stupid in Minecraft TikTok. In Minecraft just wants to pick fights with everyone.

SPEAKER_01 49:36

Yeah, we can't make enemies with every director in Hollywood. We're we're gonna be so screwed. They're like, I don't want to direct these guys, this guy's fucking movie.

Purge Rankings And Final Additions

SPEAKER_03 49:45

Once we get our movie deal, you know? I feel like A tier A tier right above 1408. I think that's a good place for it. Sure, yeah. Yeah, cool. Alright. We are so close. So close. Uh I know we have another thing on here. Like a purge, we have a bunch of those. Yeah, purge. Okay. Let's do the purge movies, guys. We've got the purge. Right next to signs. We've got purge anarchy, and we've got purge election year, which is there's also no, there's the original purge right next to the signs. Right next to there it is. So many faces as like the thing. Yeah. Like I'll do that. You know, like split, it's just his face. I see that. Oh, it's it's it's split, it's glass, and then his face is split. I get it, because it's he split anyway. Okay, moving on. The purge. Thoughts? Um I feel like it would go in iconic, but I feel like as a movie, like from a movie standpoint, it's just based on vibes, I feel like a.

SPEAKER_01 50:54

I I w I agree with you because I also did think it was iconic, but I'm like, one, I don't want to keep putting stuff in iconic. Yeah, but two, I I think there is a good argument for it because like it was it has such a cult following, or like I I don't know, at least when it came out, it was such a thing. And like people were so excited for more when more came out. And the following ones are objectively, I mean, even the original are objectively not great, but they're really fun. And I don't know. I I'm conflicted about this one. Did you say A? I could agree with that.

SPEAKER_02 51:37

I think this one's an A.

SPEAKER_01 51:39

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 51:39

That's where I would put it. I thought it was popular, it was I it was groundbreaking in its own way, it was entertaining, of course. Um I really don't have a whole lot negative to say about the first one.

SPEAKER_01 51:53

I think it's because like everybody know everybody knows it. Like you mentioned the purge, and like it'd be weird if someone was like, Oh, I've never heard of that. I think everybody's heard of the purge.

SPEAKER_03 52:03

I'm getting flashbacks of our other one we did, because we've done we've done a tier list with these movies before, of course. I feel like it's in the same spot that we put it. I believe it is. That'd be good. Um purge anarchy. I feel like it's in the same spot above it.

SPEAKER_02 52:21

I actually think I disagreed with you guys when we recorded these. I thought that uh the Purge Anarchy was lesser. I would put it in B.

SPEAKER_01 52:30

I'm not gonna lie, I kind of feel like the rest of the Purge movies can all go in B.

SPEAKER_03 52:36

I won't fight it. Are we putting it like upper, mid, or lower B?

SPEAKER_02 52:42

Mid Bid mid B. Are we I feel like but I will have to say election year. I disagree with you. I think election year is a little bit higher than anarchy.

SPEAKER_01 52:52

I can agree with that.

SPEAKER_03 52:53

Okay, so we'll put that there, and then we'll put election year here.

SPEAKER_01 53:00

I think so. My original uh beliefs on this might have been different before, but like at least now, with the time that's passed since we've watched it, not that memorable. You know, interesting. Like there's a couple parts that I really remember best.

SPEAKER_03 53:17

Uh movie franchise you completely forget and then you end up watching it like ten years later.

SPEAKER_02 53:23

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 53:24

There's a reason it's always on cable.

SPEAKER_02 53:25

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:26

Yeah, like fucking go on FX right now, I guarantee purge is on there. Yup, yup, it is.

SPEAKER_01 53:31

It'll be on the guy.

SPEAKER_03 53:33

Battered fucking looper. Um good movie. Yeah, also also good movie. I'm not bad talking it. I'm not bad talking it. Um okay. Let's go with the next trilogy of movies. The Black Trilogy. Wait, hold on. Wait. This coming in, this just in, this just in. We did a quiet place day one. Oh. Where is that going? I feel like that goes above uh we put a Quiet Place was in iconic. Second one was at S. I feel like this goes in top A.

SPEAKER_02 54:15

That was the one that Josh did in my stead, yeah?