Will You Survive REMIX: #Alive

Wrong answers only, and we mean it. We take the zombie movie Hashtag Alive and turn its biggest survival moments into a rapid-fire improv game where the goal is to give the worst possible advice and somehow make it funnier than the last round.

We start at the outbreak: screaming neighbors, cannibal headlines, and that split second where panic makes people do the dumbest thing imaginable. From there we jump scene to scene, including the injured stranger at the door, the “big zombie busts in” moment, hallway chases, and the drone sequence. Along the way we call out the movie logic that drives us crazy, especially how sound travels in an apartment complex and why the zombies suddenly know exactly where to go. It’s part comedy roast, part zombie movie review, and part accidental lesson in risk, noise, and decision-making under stress.

Then we hit the later beats: looting the neighbor’s apartment, the rescue mission that goes off the rails, the kidnapper twist, and the final sprint to the roof with a helicopter overhead. The scorecard keeps us honest, the riffs keep escalating, and by the end you’ll have a clear list of what not to do in a zombie apocalypse even if you’ve never seen Hashtag Alive.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_07 0:24

Hello, survivors, and welcome to another episode of Will You Survive, the podcast. I am your host. My name is Eric. I am joined by my two co-hosts, Alex and TJ. Say hi, boys.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

Hello.

SPEAKER_02 0:38

Welcome to where you've meaning. Welcome to WillYou Survive Remix. WYS.

SPEAKER_07 0:47

It is a remix episode. That is true. Um, this is hashtag Alive 2.0. Um, it is actually hashtag alive because somebody's because I don't know, somebody just decided not to do his episode last time. I'm sure there was no influence either which way. But we're doing hashtag alive this time. But we've already done hashtag alive. So I didn't just want to do it again. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I didn't just want to do it again and talk about the same things that we talked about last time. I know TJ wasn't there last time, but we talked a lot about the movie. You did not give me those roses. I thought we would make a little game out of the movie. But so it's still related to the movie heavily. So what we're gonna do, basically, this is wrong answers only. So I'm gonna put you guys in the different uh survival situations in this movie, and I want to hear the wrong answers of how to survive this. Because we saw how they survived it. So what are the wrong answers? And I want to get creative. I don't I don't want to just be like run outside into the zombies.

SPEAKER_03 1:48

I mean, I I think this is a little uh you know, ableist, you know. I lost my left arm in an accident a year ago, so I can have no wrong answers. I'm always right. Nice.

SPEAKER_07 2:01

Minus one point.

SPEAKER_03 2:03

You know what?

SPEAKER_07 2:04

Do we understand? Alright, I like it. This is gonna I'll I'm not gonna I'm putting you guys on the spot. I'm gonna kinda put you guys on the spot because uh this is gonna rely heavily on your guys' improv skills. Uh so remember yes and stay away from my spot.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

What what are you what are you saying right now? I don't know. You're not you're not you're not you're not on my level, dude. Get on my level. I have no idea what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_07 2:30

This is gonna be rough for you, cuz I am scoring. So are we ready? Ready.

SPEAKER_03 2:35

No. Okay. That was the wrong answer. See, I'm already locked in and you're not you're not even like I think you're taking it too literal. You're taking it way too literal.

SPEAKER_07 2:45

Yes, I am. I'm gonna ask you questions. Fuck, no, well, not just any question. I'm gonna ask you a survival question related question, and then you'll give me a wrong answer. Oh, and then you're gonna rate them from one to a hundred and we can This is not one to one hundred. As much as you want it to be, it is not. As much as I want it to be, it is not. Okay, we're ready. Ready? Uh do you guys have a coin? Um we do this every time, I think.

SPEAKER_03 3:13

Okay, Google.

SPEAKER_02 3:14

Hey Alexa! Flip a coin!

SPEAKER_03 3:17

Call it. That bitch didn't hear me. Um hopefully somebody's Alexa did though. Well guys, go in the comments on Spotify and tell me what it flips. I will do last time.

Outbreak Chaos Wrong Answers

SPEAKER_07 3:34

I will flick a pick. Or flip a pick. I'll just flick it. Okay. Ready? Yep. Uh, do you still want to call heads? Why does he get to call it? Okay. Heads. It was tails. Yeah. He did you want to go first? You should have called it. Alex. Alright. So we're we're gonna go back and forth. So you guys will both answer the same prompt, and then I'll decide whose uh answer is. I'm I'm not gonna lie, I'm I'm gonna grade mostly off of funny. So um try to get creative. The first situation in the movie: the outbreak starts, people are rushing out of the building, you're confused, there's a lot of screaming happening, you flip on the TV, you hear that there's something going on, people are becoming cannibals and getting violent. What do you do?

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Stop drop and roll. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:21

Uh I go under the desk. That's what we were taught. I grab my baby blink and go under the desk. I furiously masturbate.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

Wow. Well, for comfort.

SPEAKER_03 4:28

Oh man, for comfort.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

That got dark for all known reasons.

SPEAKER_07 4:31

I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01 4:32

In the dark, by the way.

SPEAKER_07 4:33

I am leaning towards TJ's answer. That's lame.

SPEAKER_06 4:38

Only because I am thinking it might be a way to relieve some stress. You said wrong answers only.

SPEAKER_05 4:47

Well, yeah, that's not the right thing. That's not a right answer. That is a wrong answer. But it kind of it's kind of a wrong answer that kind of makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 4:56

You didn't say to make sense.

SPEAKER_07 4:58

Well, I did say I'd grade off a funny. So I I think uh but that's that's questionable because if you're hearing screaming and there's cannibalism happening, if your first instinct is, man, I gotta go whack one out really quick, that's insane.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

Listen, TJ's insane. Go into the room, grab my baby blanket, fiercely masturbate in the dark. Baby blanket. Why is a baby blanket? Well, it's for comfort, you know. I'm I'm like holding it in my hand, and then I use it for the, you know.

Injured Visitor Turns Zombie

SPEAKER_07 5:23

Use your other hand. Okay. For the cleanup. Yeah. I think I'm unfortunately gonna the more you talk, the more I don't want to give you this point. I'll stop talking. Yeah, I think I think it's for the best. Uh all right. I think I'm gonna give TJ that first point. Let me make a uh a little notes here. Okay. Uh next one. Next situation. A man has rushed into your apartment with an injury and begins turning into a zombie. TJ, what do you do?

SPEAKER_03 5:56

Um well since I had previously used my baby blanket, I would uh ask him if he needs to use it. I was like, dude, you seem not chill right now. This will be a good one.

SPEAKER_07 6:08

He's mid he's mid-turning into a zombie. And I throw the blanket at him. Wow. I think I think I would say he becomes so grossed out he would run out.

SPEAKER_01 6:16

No. No, see, that's not what you do. What you do is you force feed him the elixir. Even and no matter how much he complains and protests, even if he tells you to kill him, you force feed him the elixir. Eric, if you get it. You doubledore him? You dumbledore him. Yeah, I get that reference.

SPEAKER_03 6:34

And it has to be out of a weird shell thing.

SPEAKER_06 6:37

Absolutely. You pull out your antique Harry Potter. Well, you pull out the the actual prop from the movie.

SPEAKER_03 6:48

Auto-refilling elixir plate.

SPEAKER_01 6:51

I've got one and I've got a wand.

SPEAKER_03 6:53

Damn. All right. I'll give you the point for that one. I mean, I used a wand too with my baby blingot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 7:01

I like that you kept the story going. Don't get me wrong.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

Yours is also black.

SPEAKER_07 7:05

What do you what does that imply?

SPEAKER_01 7:06

My wand is black too. You're talking about two different wands.

SPEAKER_03 7:10

I threw some elixir at him.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

You have to keep drinking. You promised. Kill me!

SPEAKER_08 7:40

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 7:41

Yes, yes, yes. Well, yeah, I think that point has to go to Alex at that point. Riffed off of that like that. Okay. Man, I didn't I didn't think this episode would go that direction.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

You've been dumbledored.

Big Zombie Breaks In

SPEAKER_07 7:57

I've been dumbledored. Alright. Uh, next situation. We're going through these kind of fast guys, I'm not gonna lie. A large zombie has busted through the door and into your apartment. What do you do, Alex?

SPEAKER_01 8:10

Oh, I think I try to get him to do pull-ups on my pull-up bar. Tell him it's for his own survival.

SPEAKER_07 8:16

Hmm. Okay. See, I have an answer in mind. If TJ, if you say it, I'll give you a bonus point.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

Uh this is a large heavy set man. Yes. I walk up to him with both hands and I go, Scoop dunk with his titties. He will then be so embarrassed that he leaves the room.

SPEAKER_06 8:41

Now, be honest, was that what you were thinking? No. But I do like that one better.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

Okay, but help me help me with this. Were you thinking about feeding him ramen?

SPEAKER_07 8:52

Not ramen, but I I was saying like just distract him with like a that's what my first answer was. Make him like a five-course meal or something. I was like, he's already next to the fridge. But I I like the scoop dunking and embarrassing him so much that he's like, I don't even want to eat you anymore.

SPEAKER_01 9:09

But it's kind of hilarious that uh you do it and it's kind of hilarious that you say distract him with a meal, because wouldn't U Jun Woo be the meal?

SPEAKER_07 9:19

Well, yeah, I meant, you know, I was thinking like a different meal. I was gonna make fun of him for being big. I'm like a sentry egg or something.

SPEAKER_03 9:27

I mean, you know, shove it in his mouth.

SPEAKER_01 9:29

I don't think you gotta make fun of TJ like that.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

Wait, grab a Twinkie, shove it in his mouth.

SPEAKER_07 9:33

Scoop dunk, fuck out of here, the zombies walking out like the fucking audacity of people now. Oh can't even fucking let me eat them in peace, man.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

Like, and fucking me too you right there in life and in death.

SPEAKER_07 9:51

They cannot. He goes to the zombie cop. Zombie cop guys goes to that zombie cop girl, and he's like, dude, you would never believe that what this guy did. He sexually assaulted me.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

Don't go to him because he's gonna scoop dunk you too.

SPEAKER_03 10:05

That's called a bingo bongo.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

Otherwise known as uh Hunka Hunka.

Hallway Chase And Bad Dubs

SPEAKER_07 10:15

Okay, I'm gonna give TJ a point for scoop dunk. That was funny. Yeah, all right. Moving on. You've gone outside, zombies are chasing you down the halls. You're in a fit of rage because you're dumb and you decided to to just go fight the world. What do you do? You're mid-getting chased, you're running down the halls. Oh, wait, who is turn is it? Him. TJ.

SPEAKER_03 10:36

So this is where you run out of the apartment and you're all like, I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_07 10:40

Um yeah, we're just like, come on, motherfuckers. Oh, side note, I watched it with the English sub this time. I did too! It sucks. It's horrible! It's so bad. God, but I was doing stuff, so I was like, uh yeah, no, that's that's a thing.

SPEAKER_03 10:55

It was bad. No, you gotta be able to hear what's happening.

SPEAKER_01 10:58

I actually got confused at what part I was watching because there's so much silence in this movie.

SPEAKER_07 11:04

Yeah, and then when they cut in, like, I'm such an audio person that I'm like wearing earbuds, and I can legitimately hear when we're suddenly in a voice acting booth. Yeah. And it's like, wow, it's it's so clearly not the same atmosphere, and it drives me crazy because you hear the atmosphere and then it cuts it, and they're just suddenly you're in a vocal booth now.

SPEAKER_01 11:22

They didn't even try to add it in properly.

SPEAKER_07 11:24

No, it just it was rough.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

Uh I stop buying the contestant time. You're letting him think. Buying him time. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:32

I'm not I'm not even I'm I'm not even thinking. See, that's all I believe. That's all where all the funny comes from. Anyways, I will I would I I would run to the first zombie I seen and try all my best WWE moves on it. Pretty solid. Okay. 619. I'm talking Batista Bomb. I'm talking STFU F U. I'm talking tombstone piled.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

You talking Stone Cold Stunner?

SPEAKER_03 11:56

I'm talking Stone Cold Stunner and a still weak.

SPEAKER_01 12:01

Here's what you would have to do. Okay. Pity them.

SPEAKER_07 12:04

I have some okay, never mind.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

You baby oil up, you strip down butt naked, and you chase you fucking slip, boy. You fucking slide in this bitch. You can't catch me.

SPEAKER_07 12:22

Okay, yeah. That point's gonna go to you, Alex, uh, for Diddy them. Because now I'm just imagining that even the zombies are like and like try to run away. That's not what I had in mind. Um, what would it be funnier? You said the WWE moves, and then I had oh man, I had a thought that I thought would have been really funny if you guys said and I forgot what it was.

SPEAKER_03 12:47

If I had said baby blanket around my neck like a cape. That would be pretty good.

SPEAKER_07 12:52

We try to parachute with your baby blanket off the side of the building.

SPEAKER_03 12:57

I ended up dropping it in the process and it shatters on the ground like a plate.

SPEAKER_07 13:01

God, what was it that I thought of? It was so funny. I had a stupid ew. Wait, yeah, that clips. Ew.

SPEAKER_01 13:12

That got gross.

SPEAKER_06 13:13

That's why I didn't work like a parachute. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

It's too stiff. He jumped out of the window with a fucking plate of China. That is not China.

SPEAKER_07 13:25

It broke like China. No, uh in this. What was I gonna say, man?

SPEAKER_01 13:30

Nice, nice. Good correction there.

SPEAKER_07 13:33

Oh, I remember what I was gonna say. Regarding WWE, I was gonna say uh it along that route, what I think would work better is if you just John Cena, you can't see me all the way out the building.

SPEAKER_01 13:44

Ooh.

SPEAKER_07 13:46

John Cena, boy, you can't see me. That's what I I thought you would just you just walk around the the the building just doing this. Just John Cena, you can't see me. And that's all you gotta do.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

If if you actually if you Okay, but like picture me. Bring the John Cena.

SPEAKER_07 14:02

Okay, hang on. But picture. I'm gonna sidetrack again. Picture John Cena in a movie where that's the case. Where she has to John Cena, you can't see me, and uh and the zombies can't get him. You can't see him. And it's like a stupid movie about that. Shut up.

SPEAKER_01 14:19

Okay, okay, TJ. That's what's gonna have to happen now. We're gonna need a clip of John Cena standing in the courtyard when uh our character God, I keep forgetting his name. It's Sung. Ojoon Woo.

SPEAKER_03 14:30

It's ooh something.

SPEAKER_01 14:33

Ojo and Woo. Ojoon Woo. That's what nine center when he comes out to the balcony and he's looking down over the courtyard. The the well, I guess it's the street, and he's in complete and utter shock, right? You gotta do that, and then just AI John Cena down there doing that, doing his move.

SPEAKER_07 14:53

Wait, oh wait, yeah. When they're down there and they're the and they're both fighting all the zombies, he's just in the background just walking through, just doing this. Alright, uh, yeah, that point's gonna go to you, Alex, for um diddying. Yeah, diddying them. It's pretty fucked up, even to the zombies.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

Sounds it sounds bad when you say it like that with no context, and then when you get the context, you realize it's so much worse. Yeah, it doesn't make it better.

SPEAKER_03 15:20

Baby oil is a zombie trap.

SPEAKER_07 15:21

It's really smart. It just poured down some stairs.

SPEAKER_03 15:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 15:24

How long would the baby oil sit there before it would be would it become sticky eventually, or would it always be slick?

SPEAKER_01 15:30

Eventually it would.

SPEAKER_07 15:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 15:32

So you'd have to have a unlimited supply, but if you're Diddy in this situation, you do.

SPEAKER_01 15:36

You got yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:37

I think you got plenty.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

It's like a superpower.

SPEAKER_03 15:39

Then you just had to start making your own baby oil once you run out.

SPEAKER_01 15:42

It's true.

SPEAKER_03 15:43

Uh okay. I threw baby oil at the first zombie.

SPEAKER_01 15:46

Yeah, you did.

SPEAKER_03 15:47

My baby oil.

SPEAKER_01 15:50

We call that baby batter.

SPEAKER_07 15:55

No points will be awarded for that. We're moving on to a bonus round. Me when I'm a toddler playing baseball.

SPEAKER_05 16:06

Baby battery.

SPEAKER_07 16:07

We're moving on. This is a bonus round. That was so stupid to interrupt me for that.

SPEAKER_04 16:16

Okay, I'm sorry, I'll say.

Pretty Girl Bonus Round

SPEAKER_07 16:18

Are we done laughing at baby batter? Just imagine a little baby with a baseball bat, though. I don't have to imagine. I've seen that. That's not the craziest thing. Okay. Bonus round. It's worth two points. Um, this round is called Pretty Girls or Scaley. Uh, so you just come in contact with the pretty girl across the complex. What do you do, Alex?

SPEAKER_01 16:44

Uh I stay hanging.

SPEAKER_06 16:46

Oh. You just she she's pointing, she points and no, and you go, no, it's okay. I'm done. No, thanks. I'm not gonna be accused here. You sign I have a girlfriend.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

I am married. If I don't go through with this, I will be dead.

SPEAKER_03 17:05

I mean, that was okay. That was kind of gonna be my answer. I was gonna be like, fucking. This isn't my answer, but I was gonna be like, you know, I would like unhang myself, and then I'd be like, coochie question mark. And of course, you're gonna be like, no, and then I'll just hang myself after that. But you get back on the chair like, all right, bro. Well, nothing to live for now. I tried. Um I shoot your shot.

SPEAKER_02 17:31

As a gamer and somebody who's played Siege, um, I would either yell, girl, girl, girl, or get the fuck back in the kitchen, you fucking that is classic Siege player.

SPEAKER_07 17:47

Good. Loud as I can. That would be super funny. You're mid-hanging, and you see her, you go, Girl, girl, girl!

SPEAKER_01 17:55

I've heard both of those.

SPEAKER_07 17:57

Make me a sandwich! Yeah, it siege lobbies are like old Call of Duty lobbies. Yeah. It's but honestly, Siege gets Siege just gets racist. Yeah, honestly, a lot. I would call her slurs too.

SPEAKER_01 18:11

Nice, nice.

SPEAKER_03 18:12

Oh, well, us both being Asian in this situation, it'll be perfectly fine.

SPEAKER_01 18:17

Yeah, you gotta be consistent. It's just as long as you're consistent, it's not really racist.

SPEAKER_03 18:21

I would say the C slur.

SPEAKER_01 18:22

I'd be like, Oh, subsquints. Uh, anyways. That's crazy. I don't know why for some reason I was thinking to see you next Tuesday. I was like, why is that?

SPEAKER_07 18:32

That's what I thought. And I was like, the C slur. Why does that matter that you're both? C C curse were, but then I thought, yeah. Uh okay, well, man. Oh man, those are both really funny. Okay. I'm gonna give it to TJ because I feel like this is gonna sound fucked up. I feel like the funniest part of your joke, Alex, was the riff on it. Um, but TJ like provided more, so I'm gonna give TJ that point.

SPEAKER_01 19:01

Lame. Uh you're all seeing in real time how this is rigged.

SPEAKER_03 19:05

I could have also gone with um keep hanging, but then start furiously masturbating. That's kind of this situation.

SPEAKER_06 19:12

Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 19:14

Oh man.

SPEAKER_06 19:15

That would have also won you the point. Like, honestly.

SPEAKER_01 19:18

The camera pans down. He doesn't even have the chair kicked out from under him. It's not even he's not even standing on a chair, he's on the ground, just like leaning forward.

SPEAKER_07 19:28

That's I'm trying to think of uh a porn name for hashtag alive. Hashtag solo there. Hashtag coming alive. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

The coming dead.

SPEAKER_07 19:45

That one's good. The coming dead. No, I'm trying to play off of hashtag in some way.

SPEAKER_01 19:50

Yeah, I think I think solo living, solo playing.

SPEAKER_06 19:54

Hashtag jerking it. Baby blanket. Baby blanket, okay.

Drone Scene Plot Holes

SPEAKER_07 19:58

Uh moving on to the next scene. Congratulations, TJ, on the bonus round. Uh, Alex, you're gonna have to win a lot to catch up. We're now at the drone scene. You are trying to protect the pretty girl across the way with your drone. You're distracting the firefighter. I do want to point out something in this movie. I didn't notice it until this uh watch, which is like my third or fourth watch of this movie. While he's flying the drone trying to distract the firefighter, somehow a group of zombies start pounding at his door because they now somehow know he's in there. Question mark. And then as soon as the drone scene is over, they're no longer pounding at his door. What the fuck? Um, so I just wanted to point that out because I thought that was kind of uh huh. But uh drone scene, zombies are pounding at your door, you're trying to protect the girl. What do you do? Whose turn is it? Is it TJ's?

SPEAKER_01 20:48

Uh well uh he got the point last. I went first last.

SPEAKER_03 20:52

Okay. So TJ. So basically what I would do. So like how have you guys how have you guys day been? You know, is it a good day? Good day lately.

SPEAKER_07 21:04

Are you trying to are you trying to I'm gonna subtract points?

SPEAKER_03 21:07

Well, no, I was just asking, you know, just because you know this this next thing is gonna brighten your day, you know. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 21:13

I've been out in the sun lately, so I'm pretty dark. I can use some brightening.

SPEAKER_03 21:17

Yeah, see? Yeah, like okay, so basically what I would do is kill myself. Um got nothing. This is not a situation. You know what? Let the bitch die. I'ma let the I no fucking simp. Let the bitch die. I'm not gonna risk my life for some random ass bitch.

SPEAKER_07 21:40

She said no coochie. What am I even doing?

SPEAKER_03 21:42

Yeah, she said no coochie. She didn't even let me finish. She's pointing the laser at no while I'm sitting there jorking.

SPEAKER_07 21:50

She pointed the laser at the word small, and I'm not gonna forgive that. Dang. Uh, okay. Uh so let her die. Uh Alex?

SPEAKER_01 22:01

I I don't have a very different answer except the fact that I'm gonna be patrolling for boobas all over the complex because I know there's some boobahs in those complex windows. So I'm gonna go up and down. If I end up helping her out, cool. But you know, I'm only passing by that zombie because right below where she's staying, they have a window open. Uh you saw he had like VR goggles. That's what he was like.

SPEAKER_03 22:27

I I I I have an extra uh little thing. Doesn't need to be a point, I don't really care. Um so you know, he has the FPV drone, right? So like I would have that and then I'll have like a weapon, and I would just go like third person, and like I would go to the door and try to like fuck him up like I'm in playing a video game.

SPEAKER_07 22:46

That'd be pretty sick.

SPEAKER_03 22:47

Because in in video games you don't really have consequences, so you can't really die.

SPEAKER_07 22:50

Do you think the US military would be able to handle a zombie threat via drones? Yes. That'd be pretty sick, no.

SPEAKER_03 22:56

You'd be able to handle this zombie threat with drone drones because they're very I think so. Like sensitive easily distracted. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 23:04

Yeah, I still have the same problem with this movie as I did the last time we talked about it. They shot that gun on like the eighth floor in a really crowded, echoey complex.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

Yeah, and all the zombies know exactly which on top of everything, but they have to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_07 23:18

Yeah, and the zombies know exactly whi which apartment it came from. That's retard. I I can't say that. Restarted stupid. That's really stupid. I don't like that. Um, yeah, I think that's dumb. But, anyways, uh okay.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

Well, what if they have like seismic sense? What if they can like feel where it's coming from?

SPEAKER_07 23:42

I feel like they would throw themselves off when they're all pounding their feet upstairs. I feel like they throw themselves off at that point. Yeah, because how can they differentiate between their sounds and no Eric? Oh, you guys legitimately scared me. Oh, we got what did I is it because I said that? Yep. How long is it?

SPEAKER_01 24:03

Is flagged for oh. They flagged you, dude. They flagged you.

SPEAKER_03 24:10

Was it me? Was it not?

SPEAKER_01 24:20

This one is violation by Gemini. Gemini's Live is flagged for hate speech and hateful behavior. Repeated violations could result in their live being discontinued.

SPEAKER_03 24:32

And then and then I get I feel like TikTok can go suck my mother dick.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

Yeah. Good lord.

SPEAKER_07 24:39

I'm not gonna lie, TikTok, you're sensitive. But okay. Let me Um, okay, so my options are let the bitch die. And what was yours again, Alex?

SPEAKER_01 24:49

Patrol for Boobas.

SPEAKER_07 24:51

Oh, yeah, you know what? Alex's has a little more substance to it. Hear me out.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

I got the drone. I'll just watch her die. World Star? Yeah.

Looting Neighbors For Supplies

SPEAKER_07 25:04

Dang. Yeah, I still think I'm gonna go with uh patrolling for boobas, but uh solid work. Alright, next scene. We've decided to get brave, and we are looting the neighbor's apartment. Uh, what are we doing?

SPEAKER_01 25:18

Looking for porn.

SPEAKER_07 25:20

That's solid, actually. Good trading material. No, I'm solid.

SPEAKER_03 25:26

I'm worried about your zombie apocalypse. I'm uh I'm tell yeah, you know, because we're the same character. You know, I wasted all that baby oil. I gotta find more baby oil. And I just so happened there's a fine bitch in the bed. Hey! How you doing? Ain't no way.

SPEAKER_07 25:42

Ain't no way.

SPEAKER_03 25:44

Get a little bit of cuddle time in. Oh, dang! The girl across the way died. I let her die.

SPEAKER_07 25:51

Ain't no way. And this one doesn't talk about it.

unknown 25:53

Damn.

SPEAKER_07 25:53

Alright, I'm gonna give Alex that point. Uh, because at least he's trying to look for live women to look at. Listen. No, they're not alive, motherfucker. They're dead. There is a zombie apocalypse. He's looking for yeah, well, in the pictures, at least they're gonna be alive.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

They're gonna be animated. What's for the hentai? Maybe re-animated, but you know.

SPEAKER_03 26:15

Jorking to a dead person or cuddling with one.

SPEAKER_07 26:22

You tell the girl across the way, you're like, I got a bunch of supplies. She's like, What'd you get? You're like, I got this magazine, I got this, I got this.

SPEAKER_03 26:30

I got this porn magazine, I got these triskets, I got this porn magazine, and I got this porn magazine.

SPEAKER_01 26:37

He sends her oh, and I got Nutella.

SPEAKER_07 26:39

He sends her the package, she opens it, it's just a bottle of lube, and he's like, eh?

SPEAKER_03 26:44

No, he sends over the Nutella and it's just full of baby oil.

SPEAKER_07 26:52

Okay, not baby batter.

SPEAKER_03 26:54

That's a different thing. That's a yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:56

Uh I'm gonna give that point to Alex because not necrophilia. I didn't say I was doing anything with it, just a cuddle.

SPEAKER_03 27:04

You said baby oil. Yeah, you oil up and you cuddle. You don't oil up and cuddle every night with your wife? No, nobody cuddles oiled up, buddy. You don't have plastic bed sheets. You're just sliding around the whole night. That makes the most comfortable cuddle, dude. Fucking baby oil. It's a fucking slip and slide bed. Yeah, dude. I'm like, I actually I want to be on that side of the bed. You you no problem.

Rescue Mission Gone Wrong

SPEAKER_07 27:31

You you can't even have sex on that. There's no way. Well, then you know, it's like, you know, you gotta fight for the angles. Alright, moving on from that. Uh next scenario. Uh we are now leaving the apartment. It is the rescue mission. We have to save the pretty girl downstairs. I think this is TJ now. Is it? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 27:53

Okay. First thing I'm gonna do. I'm gonna say bye to my uh my girlfriend upstairs. I was cuddling with. Um and then I'm gonna And then right? I'm gonna and then you know.

SPEAKER_07 28:11

Yes. Lots of details.

SPEAKER_03 28:14

Am I right? And then you know. Did I cut out or something? I think I cut out or something.

SPEAKER_07 28:19

Yeah, I think you must have.

SPEAKER_03 28:21

Yeah, no, I I I think I think I cut out. So Is that a cutout? Basically, basically what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna leave the apartment, right? I'm gonna I'm gonna take all the loudest things with me. Talking pots and pans, talking, you know, anything loud. Okay. Right. Uh as I'm as I leave the building, I chuck it towards her building. So all the zombies are looking that way, right? So they're all focused that way, uh, towards her building. Right. So in reality, you know, they're gonna run through the building, and you know, she's gonna freak out, so she's gonna make noise, they're gonna go up to her house, break down the door, and like murk her, right? So basically what I'm doing is you know, you were trying to save her, and what I'm saving her from is you know, a lifetime of living in a zombie apocalypse, really. So so you're so really I am liberating her from life in the pursuit of saving her, you know.

SPEAKER_07 29:24

I see, I see.

SPEAKER_03 29:24

It's more of a metaphorical saving her, it's metaphorical, and then I'm gonna walk to the store and go get some like snacks, you know. Cheeses, porn magazines, Triskets, porn magazines, some more porn magazines.

SPEAKER_07 29:36

I mean, that seems logical considering the bridge was still full of active moving cars when the power plant plant blew up. So dude, I seen that shit. I was thinking they couldn't add out the fucking big like the the lights, dude. Yeah, so I'm sure it'll be fine to just go to the corner store and get what you need. Yeah, dude, like go go get a chopped cheese, bacon aga cheese, put the bodega cat, yeah. Sure, okay. Alex.

SPEAKER_01 30:00

Well, I feel kind of slighted here because my answer was honestly to go outside, take a heavy cast iron pot or pan, and run right at her and nab her right in the back of the head and save her from the zombies chasing her anymore.

SPEAKER_03 30:17

Now, hear me out.

SPEAKER_07 30:18

Well, I think you guys might not understand what saving someone is.

SPEAKER_03 30:22

From the words of the best rapper alive, according to himself. Well, not anymore. He actually did an interview where he said it wasn't, and he's like, I'm lying about it. Anyways, J. Cole. Uh you know, famous line from J. Cole, don't save her, she don't want to be saved, don't save her. And I really take that to heart, you know, and like she don't want to be saved, so why would I save her? You know, it's true. And I ain't got no role models, but I'm here right now. No role models to think of. Okay. Searching through my memory. My memory.

SPEAKER_07 30:55

I don't think you guys understand what a rescue mission is.

SPEAKER_03 30:58

The the opposite take of this. And then the next line in the songs last night I was getting my feet rubbed by the baddest bitch. That's the chick upstairs, though.

SPEAKER_06 31:08

A sky.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

Gross. Okay. You know, you're like white neighborhoods.

SPEAKER_07 31:23

I thought you were fucking it. Now we're fucking it.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

Oh, he was fucking it in the first place.

SPEAKER_07 31:29

I know, I know. It was all it was all he was trying to ruse. Go on. What were you saying? He's lost his damn mind.

SPEAKER_01 31:35

Well, see, I think that, you know, if we're if we're supposed to actually save her, I think he's checked out of this conversation too. He's like, I can't believe you guys. If we actually are supposed to save her, I think the right thing to do. And I tell her, the only thing you can do is diddy them. Strip down naked, cover yourself in baby oil, girl.

SPEAKER_07 31:55

Then they can't bite you, their teeth will slide right off.

SPEAKER_01 31:57

And I take the drone and film it and upload that.

SPEAKER_07 32:00

Okay. I don't want to give either of you points for this one.

SPEAKER_03 32:02

Okay, hear me out. I feel like I was funny though. I I feel like tying in the J. Cole versus, you know, I think that's funny.

SPEAKER_07 32:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 32:11

Um and she don't want to be saved. Don't save her. And he kind of just took my thing. So you know.

SPEAKER_07 32:17

See, I don't want to give you a point because like I I had a joke going, but then you cut me off and then did the whole J. Cole bit for a while, and then I forgot what I was gonna say. And I still haven't remembered it. So I'm a little spiteful right now. Listen, listen, listen. That's okay.

SPEAKER_03 32:32

That is that's who we are.

SPEAKER_07 32:33

I had a really good one-liner too. It was so solid. I I thought of it and I was like, that's gonna kill.

SPEAKER_03 32:39

I fully think it would have been so solid. You're you're like actually my funniest friend, you know? Yeah, yeah. That's I laugh the hardest when I'm with you, you know. And it really makes me like forget about the world. You know, it's like we're like just I I don't like your nose that far up my ass. Oh, I'll back it up. Alex, you are my best friend. I've never laughed harder with anybody.

SPEAKER_05 33:01

Um he said, fine, you don't appreciate me, fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 33:10

He's like, dude, I don't like that either. Cozy, you're my best friend.

SPEAKER_06 33:15

I'll never because he I always knew you and me, man. We're homies. And he's like, if you're gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_01 33:22

I don't think you understood that, you know. TJ, I don't like your nose that far up my ass. Back it up a bit. All right, now do it again. Say more. No, back it up a bit. Do more. Say it again. Faster.

SPEAKER_07 33:33

Okay. We're gonna move on. I'm I'm not gonna give either of you a point for that. I don't like either of you. All right.

SPEAKER_03 33:40

Um be like sitting on a pyramid.

Kidnapper Twist And Zip Ties

SPEAKER_07 33:43

You guys have escaped You guys have escaped uh the rescue mission. You you again left her to die, both of you. Um No, we escaped. We saved her. Somehow. You get upstairs, uh, and some random guy ends up saving you guys uh in a desperate time of need, only to find out that he has kidnapped you guys and poisoned you. You wake up, um, let's we'll take both scenarios because I think we have some time to do that. Um, let's say, let's start with you're the girl, and you're stuck inside the room with the zombie. Uh, I believe it's Alex. What do you do?

SPEAKER_01 34:24

I'm stuck inside the room with the zombie.

SPEAKER_07 34:26

Yeah, and your hands are are zip tied.

SPEAKER_01 34:28

Uh, I'm gonna scream out the door. Eiffel Tower if you let me live.

SPEAKER_07 34:33

That's pretty solid, okay? I could see it working. Uh TJ. Uh why all the sexual stuff with the dead people?

SPEAKER_03 34:41

Come on, guys.

SPEAKER_01 34:42

No, the the two are alive outside.

SPEAKER_03 34:44

I I I'm the girl in this situation.

SPEAKER_01 34:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:48

For consistency. You're just I let the position. She's hungry.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

Yeah. I'm in her position. I'm in the room, and he's trying to let this zombie eat me. I'm gonna scream out to him, Eiffel Tower, if you let me live.

SPEAKER_03 34:59

The two guys let the bitch eat me. For consistency, of course. Um also uh in the movie. That's very selfless of you, TJ. Lost her legs. She can't stand. I don't think I seen him zip tie her legs. Right. It was just her hands. Yeah. And I was trying to find a Eric, can I get a point if I zip tie my hands together and break out the zip tie? No, because I think I've seen you do that before.

SPEAKER_01 35:22

No. You got a body mass issue. What if I do two zip ties? That would be pretty.

SPEAKER_03 35:27

It would be really funny if I couldn't get out of them. It would be.

SPEAKER_00 35:34

But I want to move on with the rest of this episode. You come stop the recording, babe.

SPEAKER_08 35:37

I can't sleep in the scissors.

SPEAKER_07 35:44

Okay, so now part two of this question. You're now the guy. What do you do? Although Tower will let you live. I I was I was hoping that you would you would like uh be the part two of that, and you're like, dude, I'm down.

SPEAKER_06 35:59

Dude, I'm I'm down. I'm just saying. I feel like you already got the roofies.

SPEAKER_07 36:05

Oh. So, yeah, now we're cosbying it in here.

SPEAKER_03 36:10

You already got the cosby. TJ? Um, first of all, I rookie. I'm I'm immune to whatever he dosed me with. I was just pretending so that we could get alone. Right? And I was like, yo, I seen how you were looking at me when you're smoking that cigarette. Now, if you're if you're willing to puff that cigarette, you're willing to puff my Peter, you know. Alright, yeah, and we we get, you know, in an entanglement. Alone. Shout out Will Smith. Um Damn, you just went, what, six degrees of separation? And then I let the bitch die in the room because for consistency. Clearly.

SPEAKER_07 36:51

I was gonna say, I I do admire the consistency at this point, so I'll give you a point for that. You really don't want this bitch to live at all.

SPEAKER_03 36:59

Listen, another person, and she's a chick, so they like, you know, she's I'll be like I I got food for tonight. I went scavenging, I got this ravioli. She's like, I don't want ravioli. You go up to the guy and you're like, fine, I'll fucking eat it. And she's like, You're not gonna give me any?

SPEAKER_07 37:14

I would I would just go up to the you go up to the guy, you're like, Look, dude, the girls, they're doing their thing. Let's do our thing.

SPEAKER_01 37:23

That's how he's that's how he's going at it. Dude, she said Eiffel Tower.

SPEAKER_06 37:29

Yeah, come on, man. You think your wife would be like you could put it back in there after, but for me, dude. She already rejected me once. Now she can't.

SPEAKER_03 37:36

I'm surprised dude didn't have like a cut chair in the room to like watch it.

SPEAKER_07 37:39

Okay, we can't say that. Uh all right, moving on. TJ, sure, you got the point for that one. We're now moving on to the final escape.

SPEAKER_03 37:48

I thought you were gonna say you're the kidnapper.

SPEAKER_06 37:53

Okay, cue the baby oil. It gets to Alex again and he's like, Eiffel Tower.

SPEAKER_03 38:00

No, I was gonna say that. If Alex didn't say that, I think it would have been funny.

SPEAKER_02 38:06

Hey, she's an Eiffel Tower.

SPEAKER_03 38:09

Hey, bro, uh, come on. I'm down if you are. Take one for the team, bro.

SPEAKER_06 38:14

I'm not saying we can't give her to her after.

SPEAKER_03 38:16

You have any idea how many days ugly, bro.

SPEAKER_01 38:19

Your wife would be okay with this. She wants your needs taken care of.

SPEAKER_07 38:22

Dude, your wife is so chopped, man. Let's be real. Let's be honest.

SPEAKER_03 38:28

Dude, your wife's tantal tilt, fucking off, brother.

SPEAKER_07 38:31

So what you're gonna want to Dude, bro, iPhone portrait mode couldn't do anything for her, man.

SPEAKER_01 38:39

iPhone portrait mode. Does she even mock, bro?

SPEAKER_07 38:43

Moving on to the final escape. We've now defeated uh the the I I don't even know what this guy is anymore.

SPEAKER_03 38:52

The mean kidnapper. Also, immediately had bad bad vibes about him. So that's the first time I watched the movie, by the way. Immediately I was like, he's gonna do some weird shit.

Roof Escape And Helicopter Chaos

SPEAKER_07 39:00

Yeah, he uh he ain't good. He definitely gives off that vibe. Cause she brings up a good point, or the girl brought up a good point right away. Why did you help us? Yeah. So like clearly you wanted something. Um, and it didn't seem it didn't seem innocent from the very beginning. Uh so you take care of him, you've shot the gun twice, all the zombies have freaking echolocation uh like perfectly and know exactly where you are, so they're all coming up to you now. Um you hear the helicopter, you decide not to unalive each other, and uh you have to get to the roof. We'll take this in two parts. The first part is getting to the roof. What do we do? Uh what is this, TJ?

SPEAKER_03 39:37

Yeah. So first part's getting to the roof. Yes. Um you know, as a you know, young spry Korean man. Um first I I push the bitch off the ledge. Um, she's dead. Um and then I climb on the outside of the building like Spider-Man, bro. Have you seen Japanese Spider-Man? No. Basically that. Um and what's funny about Japanese Spider-Man? Have you seen it? No, it's like that.

SPEAKER_00 40:10

Japanese Spider-Man's mask is the eyes are squinty. That's so funny. Oh my god. Not even lying.

SPEAKER_06 40:17

Hang on, I gotta look at that. Hang on.

SPEAKER_03 40:23

Like, you know how wide and like, you know, Spider-Man lenses are usually. So basically, I put I put on my vintage Japanese 1980s Spider-Man costume, and I climb on the outside of the building after putting the show. That is so funny. That's so why why did they make the ice cream team? I have no fucking idea. That's so funny. Comical. And he he would all do he'd always do like this shit with his hands when he'd land. I don't know why. God, that's so funny. Yeah. Okay. Push the bitch off, Spider-Man suit, climbing outside the building.

SPEAKER_07 41:04

Okay. Alex, how are you getting to the roof?

SPEAKER_01 41:08

I think for a change, the only right thing to do, since she survived all of this, though my many attempts otherwise. Uh at this point, this hasn't worked to get rid of her. So I'm gonna put her on my back and try to run up all of those flights of stairs being a puffy gamer. Surely she will will say, cushion the blow when they finally catch us. She's my armor.

SPEAKER_07 41:37

I I okay, for a second I thought, which you wouldn't do this because you're born in like, you know, the 1830s. But I thought you were about to go like full Discord moduator uh vibe, where you're gonna be like, um, I show her how much of an alpha male I am by putting her on my back and and killing her. Come on, princess, I'll take us to safety as we rush up the stairs. But I actually only get three stairs up because I'm not that athletic.

SPEAKER_05 42:08

He's like, uh stop there. He turns into Batman. I wish that's up there, Princess. I wish I would have lost weight.

SPEAKER_04 42:21

Well, it's just so easy for me, Punchet. You you should weigh off the new tele, Punch. You should weigh off the tele. Weigh off the baby oil. You've been drinking too much. Princess, the baby oil is not helping.

SPEAKER_03 42:36

You're so slick, Princess.

SPEAKER_01 42:39

You've gotta drop the baby oil. I try to pick her up. She says you're the one carrying it all.

SPEAKER_07 42:45

So uh I was an answer that I was hoping for, but I I knew it wasn't gonna happen. But an answer I was hoping for was um you take the baby blanket, you jump off the ledge, you use it as a parachute, and you catch an updrift that pulls you up onto the roof. Listen. How am I gonna do that with rock solid piece of china? Well, but then it lands on the roof and shatters like a piece of china. True.

SPEAKER_01 43:08

True.

SPEAKER_07 43:09

Okay. Um part two. You're now on said roof. Well, it'll be a couple of things. Two parts? Okay. Yeah, it's it's it's a two-part. Okay. Uh, I'm I'm gonna take both into consideration. Uh part two, you're now on the roof. TJ, you tried to push her off, but she won't go over. Listen.

SPEAKER_03 43:28

Is this this is it my turn or is it it's your turn.

SPEAKER_07 43:31

Yeah. Okay. You're now on the roof.

SPEAKER_03 43:32

Um she is there. Well, you know, she's been, you know, across the way and she can see into my apartment. So the entire time I've been like, you know, watching, you know, waiting. My favorite movie.

SPEAKER_01 43:46

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 43:47

You know.

SPEAKER_01 43:47

Two on one.

SPEAKER_07 43:48

MILF Lovers number thirteen.

SPEAKER_01 43:51

Milk Jugs number forty five.

SPEAKER_03 43:53

No, uh, you know, my the one step help step bro, I'm stuck in the dishwasher.

SPEAKER_07 43:58

The the other guys.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

That's the one with Mark Wahlberg and Oh, Rule Fair Entry number four. Yeah. I do like the other guys. That's very good. I've been watching that in the entire time. So she's, you know, far like she's seen it. You know, I've seen it word for word, bar for bar. Oh no. I think I know what you're talking about. So as we're running, I'm like, listing points test. Aim for the bushes.

SPEAKER_02 44:23

There goes my hero!

SPEAKER_03 44:29

Through my JBL speaker. Um, and because the helicopter is silent and it's actually right below that. We both get chopped up in the blades. Um, because it's right there. It's it's it was chilling there the entire time, uh, silently. So we just get cheese grated through the the blades.

SPEAKER_07 44:47

And then the speaker hits the blades and it chops it up, and then the camera, the camera zooms out, and you see the JBL logo fly in front of the camera. Nice.

SPEAKER_03 44:56

Yeah, that's good. And in 3D slow motion.

SPEAKER_00 44:59

There goes my hero.

SPEAKER_07 45:02

They put the movie in 3D and IMAX, and it's literally just only that part. It's just the JBL logo.

SPEAKER_03 45:07

And then the guy, the guy in the helicopter, well, he was just like, damn. I guess they mustn't work. Hashtag alive.

SPEAKER_08 45:16

Yeah!

SPEAKER_03 45:18

And then the helicopter, brown owl. And then they but in Korean shoe all the zombies on the Korean.

SPEAKER_06 45:28

See, I'm glad you're hearing my humor.

SPEAKER_01 45:30

I don't think they have uh fortunate son in Korean.

SPEAKER_07 45:33

Good morning, Soul Korea! Okay, Alex, you're on the roof.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

I'm on the roof. I have this JBL speaker now, motherfucker. What I do is the only appropriate thing to do, in conclusion, of surviving this mess with somebody I did not want to survive it with. I run to the edge of the building, I hold the speaker up over my head. As I blast out, we are the championship by Queen. And I wait for the helicopter to come. I get on it and I tell him, Go, go, go! She's already turned.

SPEAKER_06 46:13

She's right there next to you. She's perfectly. She's like, I'm not. What? She is, don't believe her.

SPEAKER_03 46:19

Matter of fact, shoot the bitch. Grab the gun.

SPEAKER_07 46:24

Man, I kind of see again, you would have never you would have never said this because I don't even know if you know this song, but I thought it'd be really funny if you get to the edge and you just hold up the speaker, you're like, hang on, I'll repel them with this. I got housed.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:44

I was I was also thinking of just like she my trap queen, let me hit the bando! Let me hit the money. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 46:53

It starts doing like the it starts doing like the Spongebob jellyfish speaker pounding.

SPEAKER_03 46:57

Dude, the Spongebob fucking jellyfish. Yeah. Yeah. I think that'd be the sun is changing colors. Oh I got Travis Scott. Just comes on a Fortnite event, comes on the horizon. Giant Travis Scott.

SPEAKER_01 47:18

Here's what I do then.

SPEAKER_05 47:19

The Fortnite battle bus goes above. That's the helicopter. It's the Fortnite battle bus.

SPEAKER_01 47:25

Here's what I do then. I run out onto that roof with that JBL speaker playing the song of your choice. It doesn't really matter. It could be Queen, it could be the songs you guys are mentioning. And when I get to the edge and I see the helicopter down at the bottom, put it to my mouth like I'm pulling the pin and a grenade and throw it right at her. I go, I hate the song. And I escape alive.

SPEAKER_07 47:57

That's why it's called hashtag alive. Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to give that point to TJ because it was wrong answers only. And if you survive.

SPEAKER_01 48:08

Oh come on!

SPEAKER_07 48:10

TJ jumped into the blades. It's true. Other guy's style. He did. But I also I do love the the imagery that we came up with of uh holding up the speaker that Travis Scott song plays, and then the Fortnite battle bus rolls up instead of that Legend.

SPEAKER_05 48:28

Travis Scott from the Rice. That's really funny. It's just a Fortnite battle bus.

SPEAKER_06 48:37

And then we proceed to build a big ass tower on top of the battle bus opens and Fort our um Peter Griffin and Master Chief are in there.

SPEAKER_04 48:47

That would be fucking sick.

SPEAKER_03 48:49

Where's the hashtag alive collab Fortnite? Oh, that's what I was gonna say. Fortnite was gonna be a zombie game. It was gonna be a zombie survival game.

SPEAKER_07 48:58

Yeah, the original Fortnite is a um it is like a base builder, like survive the hordes, the waves kind of zombie game.

SPEAKER_03 49:06

Yeah. And then they were like, dude, we're making too much money on this fucking battle royale.

SPEAKER_07 49:10

Yeah, they made they made the battle royale as like just like a side feature, but that everybody loved that and was like, fuck the actual game. Yeah, and they were making so much more on the battle uh pass and whatnot, so Lego trained out of the battle bus.

Score Tally And Show Wrap

SPEAKER_01 49:25

Not for nothing on the conversation that you're having, but just a reality of something that's happening right this minute. I've drank a lot of whiskey, and this is the first time I've gotten like waves of warmth coming over me. It's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 49:37

And that's why they would give alcohol to people who were in avalanches because they were like, oh, it warms them up. It really doesn't. It actually cools. It really doesn't.

SPEAKER_01 49:46

It dehydrates you.

SPEAKER_03 49:47

But at least you get to see a cute dog with a barrel on its neck.

SPEAKER_01 49:52

St. Bernard.

SPEAKER_03 49:53

Yeah. Smiling while you're having the worst day of your life. Fucking stupid fat dog. Hey, how you doing? I found it! I found it!

SPEAKER_01 50:03

Lick you in the face. It's like my friends. But you know what? There's nothing that would make me happier than seeing that stupid face digging through the snow and finding it.

SPEAKER_03 50:12

Imagine frostbitten nose, dog licks it off. You just hear a crunch. You're like, no! It got spit it out. Spit it out.

SPEAKER_07 50:22

The winner with me. Six points is me. Drum roll?

unknown 50:32

It's me.

SPEAKER_07 50:34

TJ!

SPEAKER_02 50:35

Oh, come on! Yeah! Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:38

I got a hoooooes.

SPEAKER_06 50:42

I demand a recount! That's your that's your like a victory song. Hella bass boosted too.

SPEAKER_01 50:53

You can't hear anything else. It's just bass. Yeah, dude. I I demand a recount. I know those votes came in at 3 o'clock in the morning.

SPEAKER_07 51:02

Um, they actually came in at 12 30 in the morning. Which is kind of early for the first time. Recount. It is kind of early for us. Um TJ, I believe you won points for uh a man rushed into your apartment. Uh I think you won it for I don't remember what you won them for, but you got six points.

SPEAKER_08 51:23

What a dick.

SPEAKER_06 51:25

Alex, you got four points. I think you're giving TJ my points.

SPEAKER_07 51:30

I don't think so. No. It's possible. But I'm pretty sure I didn't. Um this is actually the most I've ever actually kept score in an episode. I hope you guys are proud of me. That's true. I feel like you guys were uh really not confident in my in me going into this episode. How do we feel like it came? I feel like it came out pretty well, right?

SPEAKER_03 51:51

To be fair, you you've been taking naps on the podcast. So you at least you had you had something prepared. It wasn't a one to one hundred, which I kind of forced it to not be by making the last episode one to one hundred. So it would have been really dumb if we did another one.

SPEAKER_07 52:10

That's literally just the podcast now. We just play one to one hundred every episode.

SPEAKER_03 52:13

Dude, that would be so fucked.

SPEAKER_07 52:16

No, you know what's funny? Oddly enough, this week is the hardest week for me this month. Um, but I feel like I kind of have it together, kinda. Nice. This is a good one.

SPEAKER_03 52:32

I think my sister's in here. Oh, hey, I told my sister how to do this. Uh everybody, uh, my sister got into a car accident. If you want to send her money, send it to my Venmo. TJ needs your money. Do that. That is his Venmo.

SPEAKER_07 52:48

It is uh dollar sign TJ needs your money.

SPEAKER_01 52:51

Yeah, dollar sign TJ needs your money.

SPEAKER_07 52:53

Right? That's how Venmo works? Or is that cash app?

SPEAKER_03 52:56

I think that might be cash app, but you can TJ Needs Your Money, all one word.

SPEAKER_07 53:00

Yeah, it pulls up. Yeah, it does. Alex, hit us with the socials.

SPEAKER_01 53:04

All right, guys. Make sure you go and follow us, comment, look at our videos, our profiles, all of that good stuff on all of our socials. We're on YouTube, Facebook. We're actually on Rumble, but I don't know that I've done anything on there. But YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, uh, TikTok. You can find us at Will You Survive the Podcast.

SPEAKER_07 53:25

We're on True Social where we talk about political policies and how it affects our ability to prep for the zombie apocalypse.

SPEAKER_01 53:31

Yeah, yeah. We don't, but we could.

SPEAKER_07 53:33

We're not, but that would be kind of funny. That would be really funny.

SPEAKER_03 53:36

At Mr. President. Uh if you were in this zombie situation, what would you do? At the president every time.

SPEAKER_06 53:45

Every day, we just at Donald Trump.

SPEAKER_01 53:48

In the West Wing and the zombie apocalypse breaks out, where do you go to the list? I feel like we would get put on a list.

SPEAKER_03 53:56

That's exactly it. I feel like we would get put on a list. They're like, this guy's planning something.

SPEAKER_07 54:03

At real Donald Trump. So you're in your new ballroom and the zombie apocalypse breaks out.

SPEAKER_01 54:09

Where do you go? Where are all of your emergency exits? What are the new codes? So, anyway, go check out all of our socials at Will You Survive the Podcast. You can just search. Will you survive the podcast?

SPEAKER_07 54:21

You're in the West Wing. The zombie apocalypse breaks out. The only way to survive is to give me the launch codes right now.

SPEAKER_01 54:28

Do you do it? Do you do it? Give it to me. Mr.

SPEAKER_03 54:30

Prize, you're in the final stages of the zombie apocalypse outbreak. You have no food. All you have is a painting of Abraham Lincoln, a painting of Richard Nixon, and a painting of Barack Obama.

SPEAKER_01 54:43

Which one do you eat? The painting of Barack Obama. Oh, wait, you were asking him, not me.

SPEAKER_03 54:52

He looks more well done.

SPEAKER_01 54:54

Uh I wasn't gonna say that, but I'm also not gonna disagree with that. Make sure you send us your emails. You can send us criticisms, critiques, suggestions, anything you want us to cover in the future. Send those to the boys at will you survive the podcast.com. That's T-H-E-B-O-Y-S at WillYou SurviveThePodcast.com.

SPEAKER_07 55:21

That is how to find us. Um do we still have merch?

SPEAKER_01 55:27

We do still have merch. We still have merch merch on the TikTok shop. I need some merch. Link and bio. Yeah, people could buy a merch.

SPEAKER_03 55:36

Including TJ. TJ could buy a merch. Well, I'm not gonna fund our podcast. That's your job, Eric. Yeah, unfortunately. Alright, stay alive. Unless you are in Korea and there's a lot of people.