Will You Survive... The Podcast
Immerse yourself in the world of cinema as we embark on a journey to equip you with the skills to tackle any disaster head-on. Through the lens of thrilling tales, particularly those of the zombie apocalypse, we'll unravel the secrets of preparedness. Join us as we explore the silver screen to empower you for the challenges that lie ahead.
Will You Survive... The Podcast
Geopardy 4 PT 2: Survival Trivia Face-Off
What happens when survival experts face off in a high-stakes trivia battle? Pure chaos and surprising revelations about what they do—and don't—know about survival.
In this special game show episode, hosts Erik, TJ, and Alex compete in "Geopardy," a survival-themed trivia challenge spanning six categories: self-defense, camping, survival, first aid, navigation, and trivia about their own podcast. The competitive tension builds as they buzz in to tackle questions ranging from basic survival techniques to obscure wilderness knowledge.
Despite Erik feeling under the weather on his birthday, the competition heats up with plenty of good-natured trash talk. TJ demonstrates quick reflexes on the buzzer while Erik employs a more strategic approach, avoiding questions he's unsure about. Their contrasting styles lead to heated debates over technicalities, like whether a "solar still" is the same as "distillation" (it's not, according to Alex).
The game reveals fascinating survival facts throughout: tilting your head forward during nosebleeds prevents choking, the edible inner bark of pine trees provides emergency calories, and when facing multiple attackers, creating distance and escaping should always be your primary goal. Navigation questions highlight the practical "watch method" for finding direction with an analog timepiece and the reliability of Polaris for locating north.
By the final question—identifying Dawn of the Dead as humanity's greatest defense in a zombie apocalypse where the undead are allergic to irony—Erik narrowly claims victory despite TJ answering more questions correctly. The episode perfectly balances educational content with the hosts' competitive spirit and humor that fans have come to love.
Ready to test your own survival knowledge? Listen now, then follow us on social media and share which questions you would have aced!
Last time on. Will you Survive? Gepardy Part 1.
Speaker 2:He gets to fucking buzz in and then think about his answer. That's not how, gepardy works.
Speaker 3:I mean, there's a timer at the top. I don't know what to tell you. That's just a game.
Speaker 1:dude this item often overlooked in first aid kits can be used to make cordage or splints.
Speaker 2:I don't even know, I'm just gonna sit here laughing.
Speaker 1:These six categories are self-defense, camping, survival.
Speaker 2:Okay, first aid. They seem a little more specific, but also broad Navigation.
Speaker 1:Oh, and will you survive the podcast? Will you survive the?
Speaker 3:podcast Will you survive the podcast Will?
Speaker 1:you survive the podcast, will you?
Speaker 3:survive the podcast? Will you survive the podcast? Will you survive the podcast?
Speaker 1:I jump out at you when you do that and our leader in this game is eric, so I'm going to have you go first all right, let's go.
Speaker 2:None of these are good for me. Oh man, let's go. Will you survive the podcast for 800?
Speaker 1:In their Bird Box episode, the host suggests this mental condition might improve survival odds.
Speaker 3:TJ. What is schizophrenia?
Speaker 2:I got it, I got it.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, no, no, fuck, I got it. I got it. I got it, eric. What is insanity. Can I buzz in again? Can I buzz in?
Speaker 1:again, I can't. I don't know how to do that. It's fine, just get this.
Speaker 3:Write down a point for me, if I get it right.
Speaker 1:No, please, you both got it, but it's Fuck.
Speaker 3:I was going to say that.
Speaker 1:Bipolar disorder. It would have to be in order for it to be. What do you call?
Speaker 2:it. I really don't remember any of these conversations. I looked over at the chat, dang.
Speaker 3:Fucking. Josh said what is being blind?
Speaker 2:I thought that too, but I was like wait, mental, mental.
Speaker 1:Dang, but that is true. All right, tj, you've taken over. Go ahead and select your category.
Speaker 3:It's all of our blind listeners. It's all in your head, dude.
Speaker 1:You just got to fucking lock in and see, bro, you're slacking, let's go.
Speaker 3:Let's go camping for 2000,. Alex.
Speaker 1:Camping 2000. Camping 2000 in cold weather camping. This passive system can be built using rocks, a trench and reflective surfaces to retain and radiate heat overnight without a fire.
Speaker 2:Tj I don't even care if you take a while on this one.
Speaker 3:I don't know I legit want to die. I don't know what this is. Why'd you buzz in? I ain't got shit. What is this Rocket?
Speaker 1:heater. It is thermal heat reflector trench.
Speaker 2:What side of TikTok are you on?
Speaker 3:Dude, welcome back to trench.
Speaker 1:We've talked about most of these things. We've never talked about that.
Speaker 2:Yes, we have.
Speaker 1:Because do you know who's done it? Luke from the Outdoor Boys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that does not mean we've talked about it on this podcast.
Speaker 1:You might have talked about it on a live.
Speaker 2:We have not talked about it on the podcast.
Speaker 1:We've talked about Luke from the Outdoor Boys. I will stand on my ten toes on this one. We've talked about Luke. We've talked about Luke. We did a whole episode of the Bird Box that you don't remember and you're going to sit here and argue with me about what we've talked about. The.
Speaker 2:Bird Box episode. I remember being specifically tired. We were all specifically tired that episode. It was a bad episode.
Speaker 1:But I still remember it.
Speaker 2:We all know. Now, just because it was on Luke from the Outdoor Boys does not mean that we talked about it on this podcast. What we talked about was when he built his little. Uh, he dug into the snow and built like his little like igloo apartment thing in like under like like seven feet of snow.
Speaker 1:We talked about that. We talked about that. We talked about when he buried the coals in the sand and laid on top of I'm not going to go down this hill.
Speaker 2:I actually don't know top of the sand.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to die on this hill. I actually don't know. Okay.
Speaker 2:Well, it's your turn now.
Speaker 1:First, aid for 1,200. First aid for 1,200.
Speaker 2:During a nosebleed, tilt your head in this direction to prevent choking, eric, oh Okay, I feel like this is going to be wrong, but this is like what you're always told what is back? No, yeah, it's's forward, isn't it?
Speaker 1:tj what is forward, and that is correct.
Speaker 3:If you tilt your head back it goes to your throat it goes into your throat, yeah I know, and I knew that as I was saying it, but I was like but that's what people always tilt their head back for some like that's what you're always told to do, that you do want it to fall out you do want it to fall out, because the clot will come out and it will uh it bleeding. All right, tj, it is now your turn. So let's go. Survival for 2000,. Alex Survival 2000.
Speaker 1:This edible part of a pine tree can provide calories in a survival situation. Tj.
Speaker 3:What is the sap?
Speaker 2:That's what I was going to say, that is not what we're looking for, eric.
Speaker 1:What is the bark? No, what I was going to say, that is not what we're looking for, eric. What is the bark?
Speaker 3:No, can I get a bonus point? It's underneath the bark.
Speaker 1:It's the inner bark, okay.
Speaker 2:Really I say the bark, no, but there's an inner bark.
Speaker 3:No, it's the inner bark. It's completely different.
Speaker 1:You look at a pine tree and you see the bark.
Speaker 3:That not what's edible. You have to get under that fun fact, guys anything's edible if you chew it hard enough. If you take pine needles or actually not pine needles, if you take spruce needles you chuck them inside of a bottle with some sugar, seal that bottle, let it sit for a couple days. You now have some soda and it's nice and refreshing there should be some water in there too, right yeah, water in there yeah, yeah, water but uh, you take that inner bark and you can boil it, you can fry it, you can grill it, open, heat it.
Speaker 1:You know, open heat, fire, roast it, that's the word I was looking for. And it's not terrible, especially when you're starving. It'll be delectable. All right, that must be Eric's turn.
Speaker 2:Self-defense for 800.
Speaker 1:Self-defense for 800. I'm a pro at this. This strike targets a vulnerable area and is often taught in beginner self-defense classes.
Speaker 2:Eric, a nut shot. What?
Speaker 3:is a nut shot. Nah, he already said nut shot. He didn't say what is.
Speaker 1:No, it's not a nut shot, okay, but I feel like that is a correct answer. It could be TJ.
Speaker 3:What is a liver shot? Okay, but I feel like that is a correct answer. It could be TJ. What is a liver shot.
Speaker 2:I have another answer. That's what I was going to say. No, no, it's the palm heel strike. Oh, that Okay, I think a nut strike is way more effective.
Speaker 1:It's groin strike.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's way more effective.
Speaker 1:All right, so Eric. Wait effective it, yeah, all right. So, uh, eric, wait, that's tj, tj, let's go. Survival for 1600, alex. Survival for 1600. This method uses heat and condensation to purify water eric, what is a solar?
Speaker 2:still come on. No, oh my god, tj. I swear God, if it's, if it's oh shit, fuck.
Speaker 1:I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that.
Speaker 3:Alex, I was, you know.
Speaker 2:I was going to say distillation, I know you were it's distillation.
Speaker 1:It's literally the same thing that you said last time.
Speaker 2:Eric, you are, you are. So how, how, how, why would you do that? I felt bad for you. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1:You could have got that.
Speaker 2:All of these things are very educational and everybody needs to know it, you are no different than my school using double negatives. Which one of these is not true? A dog doesn't do this. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1:That's bullshit. That is not what I'm doing.
Speaker 2:That's repeating the same question is not no using double negatives distractible, taught us that this is inappropriate. This is wrong, not inappropriate when you're trying to teach.
Speaker 1:This is bad.
Speaker 2:Repetition is a valid teaching that is a word difference, that is a a that is a language mix up, I agree.
Speaker 1:Repetition.
Speaker 3:He could have got that 100%.
Speaker 1:He could have got that TJ Because it was method. It's your go.
Speaker 3:Eric, if you would have just said distillation or still.
Speaker 2:That is so stupid. It's what it does. That's what a solar still does.
Speaker 1:It does do distillation, but the method is not solar still.
Speaker 2:How else do you do it?
Speaker 3:The full thing is not solar. Still, how else do you do it? The full thing is a solar distiller.
Speaker 1:It's like saying pasteurization is the same thing as cooking. They're not the same thing. How else do you do it? How else, yeah, you get to the point of pasteurization, but there are many ways. How else do you do it? There are many ways to pasteurize something. All right, tj, pick your category.
Speaker 3:That one was survival right. Let's go survival for $1,200.
Speaker 1:This shelter type uses branches and a tarp or a poncho. Tj.
Speaker 3:What is a lean-to?
Speaker 1:That is correct, I would not have gotten that.
Speaker 3:I only know that from grounded and. Tj continue on Survival for 800,.
Speaker 1:Alex Survival for 800. This item can be used to purify water by killing bacteria and viruses. Eric.
Speaker 3:Come on, eric, think Item, item.
Speaker 1:Think it's an item. You can purchase this.
Speaker 2:Well, you could purchase what I was going to say too, oh.
Speaker 1:I don't want to change your mind, but this item can be used to purify water by killing bacteria and viruses. What a purifying tablet.
Speaker 2:Yes, there you go. I was going to say fire, I was going to say what is fire. And then you're like you could buy this and I'm like, well, you can buy fire.
Speaker 3:My first thought was the sun, and then I was like, oh, the sun.
Speaker 1:All right, Eric, you have taken back control. Pick your category.
Speaker 2:You're not the lead, let's go. Navigation for 800.
Speaker 3:Pardon, my time.
Speaker 1:This natural indicator often grows on the north side of trees. What, tj? What is moss? Alex, that is correct. I didn't know that. Often Not always Often that's interesting and, tj, you have regained control. Please pick your category.
Speaker 3:Let's go navigation for 2000,. Alex.
Speaker 1:Navigation for 2000. This route follows the shortest distance between two points on a globe.
Speaker 3:TJ. Okay, so there's like longitude and latitude, right, which one's which you're?
Speaker 1:you're not.
Speaker 3:What is? What is, what is latitude? No, it's not what you know.
Speaker 2:There's like I know there's like a specific name for for like this equation, like to find the shortest route, but I couldn't tell you what it is.
Speaker 1:Okay, so it is called a great circle route.
Speaker 2:It's how planes decide.
Speaker 1:That's exactly right, and ships yeah.
Speaker 2:Because they were taking into account the curvature of the Earth. Maybe you should have. I literally said I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 1:You've taken control Smarty pants. What is your?
Speaker 2:category Happy birthday. Thanks, first aid for 1600, because I feel like First aid for 1600.
Speaker 1:I could have got the 1200. This condition occurs when the body loses heat faster than it can produce it.
Speaker 2:Eric, what is hypothermia? That is correct.
Speaker 3:The reverse of that is hyperthermia.
Speaker 1:Please continue. That is correct. The reverse of that is hyper Eric, you maintain control Please continue.
Speaker 2:That is true. Let's go first aid for 2,000.
Speaker 1:This is the correct chest compression to breath ratio in adult CPR Eric.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh well.
Speaker 1:This is the correct chest compression to breath ratio.
Speaker 2:Fuck, I'm CPR certified In adult CPR. What is 60 to 2?
Speaker 1:That is incorrect, TJ. Would you like to try?
Speaker 2:I am not.
Speaker 3:CPR certified.
Speaker 2:Technically, crpr is better than CPR, and CRPR doesn't involve any breaths Because studies showed that it's better to keep the blood pumping rather than fill the lungs during CPR.
Speaker 3:So it's better to not take the time. What is 30 to 2?
Speaker 1:You timed out before you got the answer in. No, I said it before it popped up, but you didn't even give me any time to hit the button, so you ran out of time.
Speaker 2:That's fine. We have a little latency.
Speaker 1:But okay, um, let me see whose turn was that. That was eric, uh tj, it is your control let's go.
Speaker 3:Will you survive the podcast for 2000, alex?
Speaker 1:will you survive the podcast? In their zombie tier list, the hosts introduced this lowest ranking category. Buzzer's active TJ.
Speaker 3:Zombie tier list. I don't think I was in this episode. What is Five seconds?
Speaker 1:What is bad?
Speaker 2:I'll take a crack at it.
Speaker 1:That is incorrect. What?
Speaker 2:is dog water.
Speaker 1:That is correct. Oh, I knew it, that's such a me thing. That's such a me thing.
Speaker 2:That's such a me thing to do, and so, Eric, you have regained control. Let's do. Will you survive the podcast for $1,600? In.
Speaker 1:Gepardy, the hosts introduced this category that includes literally anything.
Speaker 2:Eric, what is anything and everything that is correct. Thanks, tj.
Speaker 1:Eric, you have maintained control. Please continue.
Speaker 2:Well, you know what I'm feeling confident let's do. Will you Survive for 1,200.
Speaker 1:Will you Survive? The podcast for 1,200. In their Maggie episodes, the hosts debate whether this character should euthanize his infected daughter, tj.
Speaker 3:Am I have to get like that actual character name?
Speaker 1:Character or actor.
Speaker 2:Oh man, you have to get that actual character, name, character or actor oh, man. Well, I know the actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. What is?
Speaker 3:Arnold.
Speaker 1:Schwarzenegger. He didn't say who Lucky, lucky Me saw who.
Speaker 3:You can't say it after. I already clarified. I didn't say it, eric, he don't say who. It's too late.
Speaker 1:I already got it Me saw who that poor guy, he was fucking losing his shit who killed they Me saw who and who killed somebody and now oh, and who was with somebody and now somebody.
Speaker 2:And now me saw who.
Speaker 3:We saw who and somebody with that guy and now that guy is dead.
Speaker 2:Let's go camping. We saw who and somebody with that guy. And now that guy is dead. Let's go camping for 1600.
Speaker 1:Camping for 1600. That was like a direct quote. This emergency shelter is smaller than a tent and often used by solo hikers. Tj, is this the same?
Speaker 3:thing. What is a hammock?
Speaker 1:That is incorrect.
Speaker 2:Eric, what is a hammock? That is incorrect.
Speaker 1:Eric, what is a lean-to? No? A bivvy. What is a bivvy sack?
Speaker 2:That's a British thing. If I've ever seen it British, I thought you said British don't exist. Exactly. What is that Okay?
Speaker 1:Touche or, as I like to say, douche. All right, alright, eric you've regained control.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:Will you survive the podcast for 400?
Speaker 1:Will you survive for 400? This trio hosts Will you Survive the Podcast, blending survival trivia with chaotic debates. Eric.
Speaker 2:Who are Alex, tj and Eric?
Speaker 1:I don't know how you got that. That is incredible.
Speaker 3:It is the three hosts of the most popular survival podcast because he said alex tj and eric okay also, can we talk about how he spelled my name wrong?
Speaker 2:I did not, it was with a, c?
Speaker 1:I did not. How Are you kidding me? I don't even know how that would be possible.
Speaker 3:Maybe because your name is spelled stupid Eric.
Speaker 1:I fucking copy and pasted it, eric. I don't know, does this guy fucking spell it with a C? You do what? Because the AI does it. He doesn't correct the AI. I got it from Buzzsprout.
Speaker 2:That's so funny, so Buzzsprout spells my name wrong.
Speaker 1:So, TJ.
Speaker 2:What the hell man Buzzsprout's been spelling my name wrong this whole time.
Speaker 3:You're supposed to go through the entire fucking descriptions and shit To fucking know, at least our names. Your name is spelled stupid. It's just how it is. That's why I went with TJ.
Speaker 2:My name is spelled stupid. I'm sorry, it's just how it is. That's why I went with TJ. That shit's never going to spell my real name right. My name is spelled the correct way.
Speaker 1:That is correct.
Speaker 2:Thank you.
Speaker 1:Correct for a little bitch. Just for that, I think I should give Eric another chance.
Speaker 3:No, I feel like I should get that, because he got it wrong.
Speaker 2:I got that one right I think he got it right it wrong. I got that one right.
Speaker 1:I think you know he got it right. I literally go what are we debating here? I don't know I I let him get in my head go, you got it wrong.
Speaker 3:You got it wrong first aid for 800 host first, aid for 800 to stop major bleeding.
Speaker 1:Apply this directly to the wound, it is not a product. Guys, eric, simplify what is gauze damn nope, I was trying to help you out there, brother TJ.
Speaker 3:I think I know okay, I know what it's called, but I can't remember not a product, it's like the shit that clots it right, it's not a product don't help him.
Speaker 1:What is a tourniquet you've?
Speaker 3:got no shit that clots it right. It's not a product. Don't help him. What is a tourniquet? No, that's what I was going to say. I was going to say it's pressure.
Speaker 2:Direct pressure. Okay, that's what I thought of when I said a gauze.
Speaker 1:Okay, now, tj, it's your turn. Let's go self-defense for 2,000. Self-defense 2,000. Going big when facing multiple attackers this is your primary objective, tj.
Speaker 3:When facing multiple attackers. This is your primary objective.
Speaker 2:Well, I think there's one of two. What is?
Speaker 3:survive.
Speaker 2:Come on, that's a solid one. What is win? I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1:Yes, but no Eric. What is divide your attackers? Yes, but no Eric.
Speaker 2:What is divide your attackers?
Speaker 1:Separate them.
Speaker 2:No. Run away was going to be my other one. Give me an answer. He said what is he said it? Yeah, I already said it.
Speaker 1:No, so it is Run away. It is create distance and escape.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I thought about it, you don't fight multiple attackers. Yeah, I thought about it, you don't fight multiple attackers. This ain't no movie, yeah, but if you can't, you can't like. I assume you couldn't run away.
Speaker 1:Create space and escape. That's your primary objective, all right.
Speaker 2:What if I'm Jackie Chan from the Crowded Kid?
Speaker 1:Well then, beat them all up. Why do you have multiple attackers? What are you doing wrong?
Speaker 2:Even he had multiple attackers, he just beat them all up. Okay, eric, you can pick, let's go. Self-defense 1600.
Speaker 1:Self-defense 1600. This technique helps you escape an attacker's grip by targeting sensitive areas. Tj Fuck.
Speaker 2:You should have let me go first. I would have got the dumb answer out of the way.
Speaker 1:You guys are both going to be pissed when you see how easy the answer actually is. What is?
Speaker 3:the fucking palm shit. That's my purse.
Speaker 2:I don't know you eric, what is a nut shot?
Speaker 1:okay, no neither one of those pressure point manipulation do you have a dick?
Speaker 2:that's a pressure point.
Speaker 1:It's pretty sensitive down there okay, but there are more than just one pressure point I don't know of any other one that's more sensitive than that.
Speaker 3:There are allegedly some these self-defense I was looking to you for information it didn't pop up pick your category. You two are unruly let's go camping for 1200 alex camping for 1200. This principle encourages minimizing environmental impact while camping tj um, it's like uh, leave with what is leave with more than you came with. Like you pick up trash and shit.
Speaker 1:You know, I don't, I don't know like the right wording, but that, that's, it's close. But you didn't encompass enough of the, enough of the principle. You got nothing I have no idea and what is the leave no trace principle? I said leave. Okay, leave no trace exactly.
Speaker 3:So you leave with more than you came. No, no trace.
Speaker 1:That's no no, you want to. You want to leave with. Uh, you want to leave any items that you find, that you find interesting inspecting all of that. You don't pick them up and take them with you, you don't move things yeah, but I'm talking about like trash and shit.
Speaker 3:I'm not talking about go grab a fucking squirrel and go home this guy's, like I said, what is?
Speaker 1:I said what is?
Speaker 2:Okay, eric, self-defense for 1,200.
Speaker 1:Self-defense 1,200. This self-defense tool is legal in most states and can incapacitate an attacker with a spray TJ 93 milliseconds. What?
Speaker 3:You have gotten slow in your old age. What is pepper spray, Alex?
Speaker 2:That is correct. That's so dumb. What is mace?
Speaker 1:TJ, your turn. Please pick a category.
Speaker 3:Let's go navigation for 1600, Alex.
Speaker 1:Navigation for 1600. This method uses a watch and the sun to find south in the northern hemisphere.
Speaker 2:Buzzers active eric, what is a sundial?
Speaker 1:I don't know no, I can't, I can't, it's also method what is with you?
Speaker 3:and methods I like methods tj um, I'm gonna sit here let my brain cook for a second. What is the shadow top method?
Speaker 1:No, what is the watch method?
Speaker 2:These are stupid.
Speaker 1:It's actually very, very helpful, very important. If you have an analog watch like I'm wearing the kind with hands it doesn't work with digital watch. What you do is you take the hour hand. It has to be accurately set, at least to the hour. We want to be as close to accurate as possible. You take the hour hand, you point it to the sun. We want to be as close to accurate as possible. You take the hour hand, you point it to the sun. You hold it level. You point the hour hand towards the sun. You draw an imaginary line through 12 o'clock. Wherever the sun is, you draw an imaginary line through 12 o'clock. Halfway in between is south. It's fascinating, the watch method.
Speaker 3:Look it up. If you just know which hemisphere you're in and you know where the sun rises, you can pretty easily figure out. Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's what I do. I just think of the Red Hot Chili Peppers song the sun may rise in the east. At least it settles on a final location.
Speaker 1:Okay, pick your category.
Speaker 2:Yeah, navigation for 1200.
Speaker 1:Navigation for 1200. This celestial body can help you find north in the northern hemisphere. Buzzers active tj bruh.
Speaker 3:What is the north star?
Speaker 1:aka polaris that is incorrect. I'm just fucking with you.
Speaker 3:Okay, I was about to fucking crash out.
Speaker 2:You don't understand. I had that on my geppardy board.
Speaker 3:I was about to crash out.
Speaker 2:I even gave.
Speaker 3:Polaris and I was about to.
Speaker 1:I hope other people found that just as funny as I did I loved it.
Speaker 2:If that was wrong, I was going to be like I don't fucking know, a Ryan's belt.
Speaker 3:A Ryan's belt buckle, the one right in the middle.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the fucking middle. I don't know, tj, you got that correct.
Speaker 1:You may pick your next category.
Speaker 3:Let's go camping for 800.
Speaker 1:Camping 800. This item should never be stored in your tent due to risk of attracting wildlife. Buzzer's active TJ. What is food that is correct, TJ Bruh.
Speaker 3:Please continue picking, let's go. Survival for 400, alex.
Speaker 1:Survival for 400. According to the rule of threesrees, you can survive this many days without water eric.
Speaker 2:Uh, what is 21 day? No what is he?
Speaker 3:no, nope, he said what is. He said what is?
Speaker 1:I gave it to him man because I got three weeks for a second. He, he, yeah, he said what is.
Speaker 2:I thought it was a trick question.
Speaker 1:It was, but it wasn't. Because it says according to the rule of threes, you could survive this many days without water.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because then I was like, oh, three weeks Well, oh, is he trying to trick me up Like 21 days. But then, as I was saying, I was like wait a minute, you can't last that long without water. Okay, go ahead and pick what is not as what is. What is self-defense for 400? It's the end of the day, 400, self-defense.
Speaker 1:This basic principle of self-defense involves staying alert to your surroundings. Buzzer's active TJ.
Speaker 3:What is looking both ways before you cross?
Speaker 2:the street? No, I like that though. Okay, eric, what is staying vigilant?
Speaker 1:I can accept that it is what is situational awareness.
Speaker 3:You're getting way lax with these. Okay, I'm just saying Are you kidding me? Started out, so hold on hold on.
Speaker 2:You had vigilance.
Speaker 1:You had situational awareness. Stay vigilant is a way I would say if I wanted to tell you to keep your situational awareness up. We all are out, it's like roll or out on patrol, and I'm sorry about that. We're all out on patrol and we're we're gonna split up to to cover a ground. I'm gonna look to you and say stay vigilant. I'm not gonna say, stay situationally aware, let's just say situational awareness.
Speaker 2:This was on act situational awareness, the show.
Speaker 3:Oh so what's the show with it's?
Speaker 2:animated with the talking dog and the fucking mystery.
Speaker 3:If it was an ass, I don't know it was.
Speaker 1:If it was the actual show, this is how it would go the one was like what is? Vigilance um hold on, let me my producers say we can accept that answer. So eric you, uh got the points go ahead and pick your next category and thank you producers.
Speaker 2:Let's go with camping for 400.
Speaker 1:Camping for 400. This popular camping treat combines chocolate, marshmallows and graham crackers. Tj my keyboard's broken.
Speaker 3:I'm doing this on my phone. It's a touch screen. I can only tap a certain speed. What is a s'more, Alex?
Speaker 1:How can you have s'more of something you haven't had any of? I get that reference, but that is correct.
Speaker 2:Ha ha ha, knee slapper.
Speaker 3:That was a good joke, Eric, and I don't appreciate your tone with our host.
Speaker 1:I don't appreciate your tone with our host. I don't appreciate your tone with your host either.
Speaker 2:He is getting so many easy answers and so many, and then he complains.
Speaker 3:Look at the fucking scoreboard. You insolent child. You give me a fucking easy one and he's just getting all the easy ones.
Speaker 1:He's bitching when he's winning TJ. I'm sorry, yeah, no, you got it right pick your next category. First date for 400 Alex this acronym stands for the emergency technique combining chest compressions and rescue breaths TJ this is how I feel when, I play this damn game against.
Speaker 2:Eric 50.5 milliseconds.
Speaker 1:Are we kidding, he usually has like.
Speaker 3:What is CPR? What is CPR? What is CPR it?
Speaker 1:is correct. Y'all don't even know about CRPR and TJ. Navigation for 400 is your pick. This tool uses Earth's magnetic field to help you find direction.
Speaker 3:What is a compass, Alex?
Speaker 1:That is correct, and that concludes round two. I think we've gone way over, so there's no need for a final.
Speaker 3:There's definitely a need for it. I can cut this so well. We can do two parts we can do two parts.
Speaker 1:All right, let's do final Jeopardy. What Final wager round the category is. I'm just going to say this right now to both of you you are going to fucking hate me for this category name and I'm going going to say this right now to both of you you are going to fucking hate me for this category name and I'm going to love it. The more pissed off this category makes you, the happier I will be. I'm not going to be pissed off.
Speaker 2:I'm going to love it survive the tangent oh, I'm going to hate this one that is our category.
Speaker 3:Eric wager, all of it, you guys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was, I, yeah, you guys, we literally have nothing to wager. I love it For a score update. Tj is at negative 12,400, and I'm at negative 10,800. Tj, you got to submit.
Speaker 1:Okay, the clue. In a hypothetical apocalypse where zombies are allergic to irony, this film, often debated for its tone, pacing and logic, would be considered humanity's greatest defense. And if you want me to read it again, I will In a hypothetical apocalypse where zombies are allergic to irony, this film, often debated for its tone, pacing and logic, would be considered humanity's greatest defense. Tj's answer the cured. He wagered 1000 and he is incorrect.
Speaker 2:I'm not correct either.
Speaker 1:Eric.
Speaker 2:Sean of the Dead.
Speaker 1:He wagered 1,000. And he was incorrect. What is Dawn of the Dead?
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Dawn of the Dead being probably one of the most ironic films. Not just for my what's going to sound like a completely narcissistic reason because I'm making it all about me, but Dawn of the Dead is very it's a paradox Number one, I think fast. Zombies are ordinarily very dumb. It's very poorly played, but I love the way that Dawn of the Dead 2004 utilized them. But it is filled with irony. The fact that George A Romero wrote that film and portrayed the mall and the zombies as a I don't want to say an ode to consumerism, but I hope you'll understand me when I do say that it.
Speaker 1:In the 2004 writing of it, they had no intention of keeping that theme going. It was basically you took the consumerism and turned it into a fortress with everything we need you, everything light-hearted about it, where they were playing games and having sex and uh going up on the roof and playing celebrity sniper with the uh gun shop owner across the way and everything was was I'm gonna. I'm gonna butcher this. Everything was ironically unironic. They didn't mean to do it. There was no intent with their writing of it and it made it the most ironic film ever.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I would describe it that way, but I won, so I don't care, it is.
Speaker 1:Eric, with a grand total of $11,800 in the negative, is the winner.
Speaker 3:Okay, but did he win that episode though.
Speaker 1:He barely beat out TJ.
Speaker 2:That is a good question. Actually, that doesn't necessarily mean I won the episode.
Speaker 3:Which was $13,400 I definitely got more right than him. It's just that Shit was different amounts of money.
Speaker 1:I do take into consideration that TJ did get More answers correct. He wagered a lot more. He went for all the big ticket items. So did I. He went for almost every one of them. We both went for all the big, big ticket items. So did I.
Speaker 2:He went for almost every one of them we both went for all the high ticket items before we went for the lower ones.
Speaker 3:You you like halfway through, gave up on the thousands and I came back strong with the two thousands you did I just didn't.
Speaker 2:We both, we both avoided the 1000 for that one fucking topic yeah, you both did.
Speaker 1:but then beyond that, Eric has been a grumpy Gus. I take into account that he's a little sicky-poo, but it is his birthday and I'm a little ashamed that he hasn't rallied and gone hard and just said fuck it, I'm gonna try till I die.
Speaker 2:I am sick and I am here, aren't I? I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1:I'm not a fan of how this is going. You've been a grumpy Gus Been talking smack on my game boards. Put a lot of work into this, jerk.
Speaker 3:My feelings are hurt. You did more rounds than I fucking did.
Speaker 1:And I went searching through all of our transcripts, looking up shit, making sure that I was getting it right. But I do want to tell you guys something that I found very cool about this. Do you know that AI, ai, co-host, ai, uh, duck ai and uh, what's the other one? What's the other one? Chat, gpt, all know who will you survive?
Speaker 2:the podcast is that's cool, it's very cool. Yeah, that's neato I was like I.
Speaker 1:I did several searches. Um co-host ai got several things wrong, but um duck, ai and Grok were almost dead on accurate. I was able to double check everything. All three of them got one thing wrong. On the question that I was asking about the Bird Box episode, it said that we debated that OCD was a valid immunity against the monsters.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we were talking about it. We did talk about it. We talked about OCD was a valid immunity against the monsters. We did talk about OCD, we talked about OCD.
Speaker 1:but all it did was open up the conversation.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was what we used it, for I would have got that fucking question right if I thought about it more.
Speaker 1:So I was like wait a minute. So when I saw that, I was like no, that's not right. I went back and I looked at it. It I searched the transcript and I found what we talked about, how we talked about.
Speaker 3:I was like look at this fucking asshole.
Speaker 1:I was like oh yeah, we did talk about fucking bipolar more however, for reasons that I have listed, and because it's his birthday, I am giving the victory to co-host Eric. If you switched it to TJ, that would have been very funny.
Speaker 2:I am giving the victory to co-host Eric. If you switched it to TJ, that would have been very funny.
Speaker 1:Because it's his birthday. I'm giving his gift to TJ.
Speaker 2:There you go Winner speech. Well, my winner speech. This is official, right, you can't take it back. Can't take it back, and it's not even close, so there's no point in TJ giving three points. Well, my winner speech. This is official, right, you can't take it back. Can't take it back, okay, well with that being said and it's not even close.
Speaker 1:so there's no point in TJ giving three points.
Speaker 2:I was going to say, the only reason that I have a higher score than TJ is because I didn't answer the questions that I didn't know, and I'm pretty sure TJ just took a stab at every single one of them. So every time he got them wrong he would lose points and I would just not answer a lot of them, and so I avoided losing the points, which was kind of a strategic thing. But also, yeah, it's true, yeah, so that's why I didn't want to say anything earlier, because I didn't want to influence your decision. Gotcha, gotcha. But yeah, good job, tj.
Speaker 3:I mean, yeah, I did way better than you Loser speech. I mean I did better than Eric. He is a little sniffly crybaby because he's sick on his birthday. He was bitching the entire time. Oh, TJ's winning. I wasn't even winning the entire time.
Speaker 2:I didn't say you were winning, you were literally bitching at me.
Speaker 3:The whole fucking episode. You're being a little negative, nancy, and it's your birthday and you shouldn't be all negative like that. It's gonna make you age like your father well, I'm sick, so I can already see the hairline receding that's literally not true.
Speaker 2:We don't have the same hair at all.
Speaker 3:It's so sad You're going to be. Look, we're going to have two bald hosts.
Speaker 2:He literally has no hair.
Speaker 3:We're going to have two bald hosts and it's going to be so sad.
Speaker 2:Look, and I'm going to be sitting here with my luscious locks. I'm bald on purpose.
Speaker 3:Genetics ain't on purpose, buddy, yeah, and I'm single on purpose, buddy, yeah.
Speaker 2:and I'm saying anyways, I should thank you all for listening this episode you can check us out before you go, you can check us out on fucking every streaming platform, where facebook, instagram, tiktok google plus myspace probably um tj.
Speaker 1:Do you have a freaking ghost in your, in your place? No, why. Why have your lights been flickering and it looks like there was something moving behind you. Is that your cat? What the hell am I seeing?
Speaker 3:I think it's just the the because, my screen is flashing.
Speaker 2:I'm in the dark when I move too suddenly. You can check us out on all streaming platforms.
Speaker 3:You can check us out on Spotify, Apple Podcasts. You can even ask Alexa hey, play, Will you Survive the Podcast? And she will, because she knows who we are. You can ask about us on chat, GPT and shit too. Apparently Isn't that great.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if you want to email us and give us recommendations for things for us to watch, or just thank us for how great we are. You can send an email to theboys at willyousarthepodcastcom and if you like gaming, you can check out our TikTok WYS Gaming. Eric hasn't posted in a minute, but that's okay because I get it. He's very busy and he's learning how to train dogs and shit. If you need your dog trained, ask Eric. He can probably do it.
Speaker 3:Maybe, and if you give me $1,000, I'll get your name tattooed on me, just not the face.
Speaker 2:All right, there's all the important things.
Speaker 1:All right. Thank you all once again for listening. This is Will you Survive? The Podcast. We come out with new episodes every Friday at 7am. Make sure you follow, subscribe, do all of those good things. It helps us to keep making beautiful, wonderful content for you. I thank my co-host for playing this game with me and for all of you for listening. We hope to hear from you.
