Will You Survive... The Podcast
Immerse yourself in the world of cinema as we embark on a journey to equip you with the skills to tackle any disaster head-on. Through the lens of thrilling tales, particularly those of the zombie apocalypse, we'll unravel the secrets of preparedness. Join us as we explore the silver screen to empower you for the challenges that lie ahead.
Will You Survive... The Podcast
Geopardy 4: Zombies, Bushcraft, and Buzzer Beaters
Game shows and survival might seem like an unlikely pairing, but in this special birthday episode for Erik, we combine competitive trivia with life-saving knowledge in our revival of "Geopardy" (with a G, not a J—we're very particular about that).
Armed with buzzers and quick reflexes, TJ and Erik face off across six challenging categories: Will You Survive the Podcast, Zombie Knowledge, Urban Survival, The Conjuring, Bushcraft Hacks, and Gear You Forgot. The competition quickly heats up as they dive into questions ranging from easy 200-point softballs to brain-busting 1000-point stumpers.
Beyond the laughs and friendly trash talk, this episode actually packs in substantial survival information. Did you know that aluminum foil makes an excellent emergency signaling device? Or that charging cables can be repurposed to create snares in a pinch? How about using lip balm for waterproofing gear? These practical tips emerge alongside zombie trivia and bushcraft techniques as our hosts navigate the increasingly difficult questions.
The game reveals both surprising knowledge and amusing gaps in our hosts' expertise. TJ shines in the practical bushcraft questions, while Erik demonstrates unexpected knowledge about horror films. Throughout it all, Alex serves as quizmaster, occasionally bending the rules in the name of entertainment while keeping score of the rapidly changing leaderboard.
This episode is just part one of our Geopardy special, with more trivia challenges coming next week. Whether you're here for the competitive banter or the survival tips hidden within each question, you'll walk away entertained and slightly more prepared for whatever apocalyptic scenario might come your way.
Hello survivors and welcome to another episode of Will you Survive? The.
Speaker 2:Podcast.
Speaker 1:Today, in honor of Eric's birthday, oh yeah, and a little bit belated, tj's anniversary of being on. Will you Survive the Podcast Just by a couple months? I am bringing back Gepardy.
Speaker 2:Gepardy, it's never coming back, but it can be.
Speaker 1:Wow, so that makes you a liar no I tj's a liar, because he said it was never coming back, but I brought it.
Speaker 2:This is actually the revival of of jeopardy. You know how like you know it's popular demand.
Speaker 1:You know it's like american idol ended and then it came back to get back to our game show. This game show is modeled slightly, ever ever so slightly, so very little bit. Wait wait, wait. You can't say the word Slightly to another TV show, that's true. I would like to say that they copied us.
Speaker 3:Well, they did.
Speaker 1:But our name is Gepardy. It's with a G, it's not with a J, it's with a G.
Speaker 3:I don't even know how you would pronounce it with a J.
Speaker 1:That sounds stupid it sounds really stupid.
Speaker 2:Alex wouldn't know this. It's a rip off of a rip off yeah, we ripped off Smosh.
Speaker 3:We ripped off Smosh because they do Beopardy they have.
Speaker 2:Beopardy.
Speaker 1:I didn't know any of that.
Speaker 2:This is completely original to me, our whole podcast is a fucking ripoff yeah, we've ripped off like literally every podcast that we like to listen to all at once, but that kind of.
Speaker 1:That's originality right there it's kind of mean because I don't know any of the podcasts you guys listen, except for distractible.
Speaker 3:The only thing I know we ripped off was the constitution episode yeah, well, we also kind of ripped off but this is like such a loose concept which is like the whoever wins hosts the next episode thing that's a very distractible thing, but like that's more I, I don't know it's a concept.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a concept.
Speaker 3:I I like it allegedly.
Speaker 1:Oh, they got it from us quick question yeah, obviously totally do you guys.
Speaker 2:Do you guys know the word vestibule and what it is? Yes, yes I know the word vestibule and what it is. Yes, yes, I know the word. I don't know what it is. It's a transitional space that acts as an entryway. Anyways, my boss at work said that and me and my other boss were like what the fuck word did you just say to us? What kind of fancy ass. So far, five people haven't known it and three people have.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if you use it in a sentence I could figure it out, but if you just ask me the definition.
Speaker 2:I can tell you. Can you go grab that table from the vestibule and I'm like uh-huh, oh no, I don't know what that means I wouldn't be able to figure that out.
Speaker 3:I would literally be like, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1:And then I would go to next room and google what that is. Anyways, we're we're off topic. We're off topic. Host. Back to jeopardy. Jeopardy, it, uh, is played in a way that I will give you clues and you have to give me the answer. If you will, you will ask the question. It is in a question format, so if it is a person, you will say who is. If it is a thing, you will say what is?
Speaker 3:uh, I have and if we don't?
Speaker 1:you get it wrong ah doesn't count and for those who can't see. We have six columns, six categories and we're gonna go ahead and start the round. I should pull these up and we have six categories, starting with will you survive the podcast? Okay, we have zombie knowledge. Okay, we have urban survival. Okay, we have the conjuring oh I went very.
Speaker 3:I went very specific on this whoa, okay, well, that's my category we have bushcraft hacks that's tj's category and last in this round, we have gear you forgot I was hoping
Speaker 2:for a, just for tj category so he's a fair host I I I kind of sent me all of the answers.
Speaker 1:That would be so funny I kind of think, tj, I'm gonna be honest, will you survive the podcast? And if we make it to a round two, honest, will you survive the podcast? And if we make it to around two, uh, will you survive? The podcast is in there too. The questions are, they're different, uh, but both of these are a giveaway, because eric used to edit all of the episodes and you currently edit the episodes. So I think most of these are giveaways. You guys will clear that column, I think.
Speaker 3:First, oh man, that's gonna be the one we're going to have the most trouble with.
Speaker 1:I'm hoping so. So with this, we're going to decide who goes first, and the way we're going to decide who goes first is should we do a coin toss Heads? Will you survive? Tails QR code and I'm going to have TJ call it you ready?
Speaker 2:TJ. Yeah, I'll call it midair Edds. It's Tails, it is.
Speaker 1:Tails.
Speaker 3:Get sucked Also. Hang on, it was my birthday and you didn't let me pick.
Speaker 1:Wow, that was rancid what.
Speaker 3:Telling him to get sucked, get sucked.
Speaker 2:I said what I said toxic behavior that we shouldn't allow. On.
Speaker 3:Gapper D, but we do. It's my birthday. Shut up loser, so birthday boy, you're 24.
Speaker 1:You go first Okay, pick your category and your question.
Speaker 3:Okay, I most certainly can rent a car. By the way, you drove in the car that I rented. Okay, sure, buddy, we drove so far in the car that I rented so far, so many times.
Speaker 1:By the way, somebody please point out the irony in that this is Gepardy and your host is Alex.
Speaker 3:Oh, you know, that was not lost on me. I do plan to call you everything but Alex today.
Speaker 1:I love it.
Speaker 3:Let's go for. Will you Survive the Podcast for 600. Let's just right in the center.
Speaker 1:This host of Will you Survive brings the cinematic depth you gotta activate the buzzers. I gotta activate the buzzers. Oh, by doing that, that's you. Nobody knows, is that you?
Speaker 3:Who is Alex? That is correct. Sure as fuck, amy, there's a delay. Okay, we will. I was spamming the shit out of him. I knew he was going to click space soon.
Speaker 1:We will continue on Eric continue.
Speaker 3:Okay, let's do. I'm curious, let's do the conjuring for 400.
Speaker 1:Conjuring for 400. The Perron children played this eerie game that involves blindfolds and clapping. Nobody knows TJ.
Speaker 2:What is, I don't know, fucking hide and seek.
Speaker 1:No me me me.
Speaker 2:What is hide and seek?
Speaker 3:He already said hide and seek.
Speaker 1:You already gave the answer, so I've got to call you incorrect and go ahead?
Speaker 3:What is hide and clap?
Speaker 1:That is correct.
Speaker 3:How does it feel to suck TJ?
Speaker 1:I mean like I don't give a fuck. This doesn't matter in the long term of things now, eric, I do understand that this is your birthday and I give you a lot of latitude, but let's keep a little bit of sportsmanship, okay, the decorum, bro. Just because tj sucks, it does not mean we have to tell him that he sucks okay, we'll use about the podcast for a thousand For a thousand. This episode offers genuine insight Into how survival experts Categorize and prioritize Equipment and concepts. Tj.
Speaker 2:Can I go for bonus points? No, you get a thousand points. What is every episode that involves Alex, because he is the best survivor in this group.
Speaker 1:I absolutely cannot stand that you just sucked up so well, because that was very good sucking up. But I cannot give you that point because there is an actual answer that I have on here I don't know, I'm not gonna bust it? You don't know. The answer is what is?
Speaker 2:I was gonna say that, but like that was such a whack ass episode what?
Speaker 3:yeah, look, I hosted that. No, I didn't, I did you did, I did host that episode. I wouldn't have gotten gotten that.
Speaker 1:I was going to say that that's why it was 4,000,. Guys, tj, pick your category and question.
Speaker 3:He got it wrong.
Speaker 2:You didn't get it at all.
Speaker 3:What do you? What, oh, what? So he gets pity points.
Speaker 2:Zombie knowledge for 1,000.
Speaker 3:If he gets it right.
Speaker 1:Alex Zombie knowledge for 1,000 going in in, coming in hot tj in max brooks's world war z. This fictional country is the first to successfully contain its zombie population through brutal quarantine and military tactics. Before you buzz in, I want you to know although it's fictional in the book, the country is real, you guys both know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotcha, I gotcha er what is, or where is North Korea Fuck? What.
Speaker 3:No, through brutal quarantine and military tactics. That's crazy. I could have sworn it was North Korea, because they ripped out their teeth and everything.
Speaker 1:That's the movie In Max Brooks' World War.
Speaker 3:Z. I thought I read that in there too.
Speaker 1:That's the book.
Speaker 3:I thought I read that Wait nobody knows.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no. I was trying to tap. It wasn't working. He's looking it up. That's a lie. Did you look it up? No, I was literally looking it up.
Speaker 3:He's looking down. All right, that's fair enough. What is it?
Speaker 2:Give me the answer. I actually don't know, but I'm just going to throw out a guess. What is Algeria? Where is Algeria?
Speaker 1:No, that'd be crazy. What is Israel?
Speaker 2:Oh, accurate.
Speaker 3:That is, doesn't Israel get overthrown? No, in the movie, doesn't.
Speaker 1:Jerusalem fall In the book they were the first one to adequately contain. They didn't eradicate.
Speaker 2:Josh, you're helping me out in this one. I didn't look over. Okay.
Speaker 1:Eric, you get to pick your category.
Speaker 3:Oh, let's go for the Conjuring for a thousand. Let's just get the thousands out of the way, huh.
Speaker 1:Do it. According to the film's lore, this many generations of families lived and died in the Perron house before the events of the movie. Oh, what Ready Sure Fuzzers activated.
Speaker 2:TJ. What is four?
Speaker 3:No, eric, what is six? No, oh yeah, that was just a guess. Close Eight generations.
Speaker 1:That's stupid.
Speaker 2:I feel like I should get half points. What?
Speaker 3:No, that's, four is half, that's just bad logic.
Speaker 1:Where we currently stand, TJ is minus 3,400. Eric is minus 1,000.
Speaker 2:So do we owe you money? At the end, I think we go by the rules that I did. Where it's, whoever gets it right gets a point All right.
Speaker 3:We'll see.
Speaker 2:It is TJ, let's go Bushcraft Hacks for 800. Alex.
Speaker 1:I'll just sit this one out. This knot is ideal for securing shelters and is known for its quick release. Feature Buzzer's active TJ.
Speaker 2:What is a slip knot? No?
Speaker 1:That was a good guess, but no.
Speaker 3:Eric, what is a Windsor knot? No, I just picked a knot wait, can I go again?
Speaker 2:what?
Speaker 1:is the tot line hit. Fuck, I wasn't gonna get that I am.
Speaker 3:I am loving this I don't even know how to make a wait, wait, wait, wait I'm gonna look up tot line hitch and see if it's referred to as a slip go for it. No, it is not hold on, he doesn't believe you.
Speaker 1:Host it's all right, it's.
Speaker 2:He's gonna find it's a hitch knot the top line hitch knot, also known as a slip knot, is no, I'm joking, it says midshipman's hitch I already looked this up all right, eric, go ahead.
Speaker 3:Tj, we're not doing so. Hot man, uh you guys are.
Speaker 1:You guys have honestly just conveniently picked all the fucking hardest questions. I really did make a thousand the most difficult oh, let's just keep going for it.
Speaker 3:Then gear you forgot for a thousand all right.
Speaker 1:This item, found in makeup kits, can be used to signal, insulate or waterproof gear. What?
Speaker 2:the what buzzers active t Signal, insulate or waterproof gear Makeup kit.
Speaker 1:You can't waterproof gear with a mirror.
Speaker 2:I feel like you know it. What is lipstick?
Speaker 3:Oh, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2:Like you know what?
Speaker 3:is chapstick.
Speaker 1:That's what I was thinking. I don't know if I can give you that. The answer is it's too different. But, eric, you have a chance. Oh, you need to buzz If he gets it wrong, can?
Speaker 3:I buzz again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll do it again. I shouldn't have I don't know, you guys are just overthinking it too much. What is lip?
Speaker 3:gloss.
Speaker 1:So close. No, that is incorrect. I think it's going to's gonna.
Speaker 3:No, it's lip balm lipstick is too different no, I yeah, I agree, I agree I said lipstick or chapstick I, I thought bomb, but you can't give two answers yeah, you not.
Speaker 1:Two completely different answers. If you would have said like lip balm.
Speaker 3:I almost said balm, but I was like what? I couldn't imagine how you would use balm to signal.
Speaker 1:How you use balm, you would use lip balm. I think of lighting fires.
Speaker 3:I don't know, I couldn't picture it.
Speaker 1:And TJ you pick. Let's go for bushcraft hacks for 1000. Oh, you guys are going nuts. We're just gonna get him out of this. Primitive trap uses tension and a trigger stick to catch small game.
Speaker 3:Oh oh oh I gotta, what is this called tj.
Speaker 1:What is a snare snare?
Speaker 3:Damn it.
Speaker 1:I'm going to accept that.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:There's a different name for it, but I'm going to accept that it's a Puyuet Deadfall.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, a snare is right.
Speaker 1:A snare or a deadfall.
Speaker 2:I've heard deadfall. Yeah, Okay, TJ continue. Bushcraft packs for 600, Alex.
Speaker 1:This plant, often considered a weed, is edible and packed with nutrients. Tj, what is it, dandelion?
Speaker 3:That is correct. I was thinking sunflower and I was like that's not right.
Speaker 2:TJ. Continue, my lizard eats dandelion greens Bushcraft.
Speaker 3:Hacks for 400,. Alex, I knew this was a bad topic for me.
Speaker 1:This method of water purification uses heat and condensation to collect clean water.
Speaker 3:Eric, what is a solar still?
Speaker 2:Uh, no, that is the thing but what does the solar still do to it? Tj, what is distillation?
Speaker 3:That is correct Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:And TJ continue Bushcraft tax for 200? That felt shitty this natural material can be used as tinder and is often found peeling off dead trees. Very specific, boys, tj. Read the clue. Read the clue. It's very specific and all of your hints are given in the clue yeah, uh, what okay.
Speaker 2:So I'm gonna say okay what is birch bark, but also what is bark like at the same time, birch bark is correct. Okay, you got it I didn't know how fucking specific you were gonna go all right, that's why.
Speaker 3:That's why I kept telling you how specific I was going to say bark, but then you made it known that it was more specific than that.
Speaker 1:Because not all bark is that easy to light. Some of it is very thick.
Speaker 2:I was also tweaking trying to remember what the name for birch was.
Speaker 3:It's the one in. Minecraft, it's the ugly one.
Speaker 1:And it's still your go, tj, let's go. You have cleared out bushcraft hacks.
Speaker 3:I knew that was a bad one for me. Let's go gear.
Speaker 2:You forgot for 800 elks. All right, okay, I come back here.
Speaker 1:This item, often found in tech bags, can be used to lash gear or create snares.
Speaker 3:What are we?
Speaker 2:TJ Tech bags Yep.
Speaker 3:What is Lash?
Speaker 1:Gear Lash actually means something. It's two things it's an acronym and it means to bind.
Speaker 2:Although paracord is a correct answer for lashing gear no, eric, do you want to go?
Speaker 3:No, I have no fucking idea.
Speaker 1:It is charging cable.
Speaker 3:I don't even know what lash means these are just like his questions, where he's giving us college level questions we are idiots use English the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 2:listen, it's not his first language, eric, it's your turn go ahead.
Speaker 1:I don't even know man. Urban survival for 600 fuck are we doing?
Speaker 3:Listen, it's not his first language, eric, it's your turn. Go ahead. I don't even know, man. Urban survival for 600. Urban survival for 600.
Speaker 1:This urban structure can act as a heat trap and windbreak when sheltering in place.
Speaker 3:What kind of questions are these, man Urban?
Speaker 1:survival. This urban structure can act as a heat trap when shelter and wind break, when sheltering in place.
Speaker 2:Tj urban structure. Wind break I. The first thing that came to mind was um what is a barricade?
Speaker 1:like you know, the gray, like concrete barricades, you know that's not bad, but that's not what I was looking for, eric you want to go.
Speaker 3:This is going to be so wrong. What is a greenhouse?
Speaker 1:No, no, it is a stairwell, or I would have accepted an elevator shaft.
Speaker 3:I'm hating your answers. I don't ever want you to do Jeopardy again. You know what Speaking of? Shafts you're giving us the turn. It's my turn? Uh-huh, I don't think it is, but I'll take it is it urban?
Speaker 1:survival for 800 this chemical found in cleaning supplies, can be diluted to purify water in emergencies what is?
Speaker 3:what is?
Speaker 1:bleach, alex, it is bleach. Is that? Was that you didn't know that?
Speaker 3:no, I'm not gonna lie I was gonna say I died in very small amounts, guys.
Speaker 2:But I don't know bleach in your water. I didn't.
Speaker 3:I had no idea that was ever.
Speaker 2:It's like a cap full for like 500 gallons on the podcast I haven't listened we talked about it on the podcast.
Speaker 1:That does does not mean anything. All he remembers is solar stuff.
Speaker 3:That means nothing, tj, it is your pick. Do you see my score? You guys are pretty close.
Speaker 2:Let's go for Gear you Forgot for 600.
Speaker 1:Alex. This item, often tossed after takeout, can be used to start fires or plug wounds. Tj. Tossed after takeout can be used to start fires or plug wounds. Tj.
Speaker 2:Tossed after takeout Start fires.
Speaker 3:He wasn't ready. He wasn't ready. What is napkins Alex?
Speaker 1:I accept napkins. I was going to also accept a chopstick.
Speaker 2:I was going to say chopsticks. Also, you could use a chopstick for like a splint Yep For your finger Fingers, for like a splint Yep For your finger.
Speaker 1:Fingers, toes, all right, all right. And TJ, you get to continue. You forgot for $400. This item, found in most wallets, can be used to scrape Tinder or start a ferro rod, tj.
Speaker 2:Let's think about what's in my wallet.
Speaker 3:Are you kidding me? He gets to buzz in and then just think for 20 seconds.
Speaker 2:I mean there's a timer at the top. I don't know what to tell you there is a timer.
Speaker 3:This is bullshit.
Speaker 1:He's got eight seconds.
Speaker 2:What is a credit card, Alex? This is bullshit.
Speaker 1:It is a credit card.
Speaker 3:He gets to fucking buzz in and then think about his answer that's not how Gepardy works.
Speaker 2:Eric, what else is in a fucking wallet? I did that to mess with you. They have time.
Speaker 1:Alright, TJ, you continue. Gear you forgot for $200. Just show him the question now, just send it to him, this item often overlooked in first aid kits can be used to make cordage or splints.
Speaker 3:I don't even know, I'm just going to sit here, there, oh.
Speaker 1:This item often overlooked in first aid kits can be used to make cordage or splints.
Speaker 2:Thank you for giving us a great last season.
Speaker 1:A tourniquet? No, not a tourniquet. I didn't even say what it is, I don't care. Oh you for giving us a great last season.
Speaker 3:A tourniquet? No, not a tourniquet. I didn't even say what it is, I don't care.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's true. You didn't TJ, you haven't buzzed in you want to buzz in?
Speaker 2:Okay, tj, I'm just thinking of what's in a first aid kit.
Speaker 3:He had 25 seconds to be thinking about it.
Speaker 2:No, what is a heat blanket, you know, like those aluminum ones.
Speaker 1:That is incorrect. What is medical tape?
Speaker 3:Would you have accepted gauze? No?
Speaker 1:No, because the gauze can't or wrap gauze.
Speaker 3:Gauze can't create cordage, It'll rip Eric it is your pick Zombie knowledge for $200.
Speaker 2:See, I would have said after telling you guys you probably should have gone with a Will you Survive? I keep looking over. I'm like damn. He got the answer but here let's go Zombie Knowledge for $200.
Speaker 3:I think you misunderstood. I failed the last one.
Speaker 1:This 1968 George A Romero film is widely credited with divining the modern zombie genre.
Speaker 2:TJ.
Speaker 1:George.
Speaker 2:A Romero film is widely credited with divining the modern zombie genre TJ 18 milliseconds.
Speaker 1:What is Dawn of the Dead?
Speaker 3:No, that is incorrect. He's an idiot. What is Night of?
Speaker 1:the Living.
Speaker 3:Dead. That is correct Dogshit movie.
Speaker 1:What? The how? Dare you Stop taking out your frustrations of not knowing the?
Speaker 3:answers Dogshit movie. I've never changed my opinion of that. It's been the exact same since we did that episode.
Speaker 1:Don't make me give TJ the next paper.
Speaker 3:Zombie knowledge for 400. Zombie knowledge for 400.
Speaker 1:In the 2002 film 28 Days Later, the zombie-like creatures are infected with this virus. Eric.
Speaker 3:What is the rage virus Wrong?
Speaker 1:That is correct, I know.
Speaker 2:I think my thing's fucking up. Dude, I'm tapping so fast on this shit.
Speaker 1:Dude, you have no idea what he just did over here. It was comical. Okay, Eric, you get to continue. Yeah, zombie knowledge for 600. Zombie knowledge for 600.
Speaker 2:This parasitic fungus infects ants, hijacks their behavior and inspired zombie concepts in nature documentaries Eric, just let me get it, eric, just let me get it, eric, just let me get it Eric. Just let me say that Fuck you, eric.
Speaker 1:I'm going to accept it, no, what?
Speaker 2:did he say? What did he say? It is ophiocordyceps. I was going to say Ophiocordyceps Shut up.
Speaker 1:No, you weren't, I accepted it. Okay, eric, continue Zombie knowledge for 800.
Speaker 2:And just so you know, you have just taken the lead. Is he cheating over there? Dude, I'm tapping so fast.
Speaker 1:Dude, he's fucking. He's going so fast right now. Okay, zombie knowledge for 800. Right, I wear it for my keyboard. Yes, is he on his computer? In the walking dead, the cdc reveals that this part of the brain reactivates after death, triggering basic motor functions I don't, I don't know, damn it tj what is the brain stem?
Speaker 2:That is correct.
Speaker 3:Damn, I was not going to get that right. I was going to say the frontal lobe.
Speaker 1:And TJ, you get the pick. Just so you know. You guys have left Urban Survival for 1,000 on the board. I'm a little disappointed. I thought you were going.
Speaker 2:Sorry, my wife's question what? Would be the hardest zombie apocalypse to survive. I said dying late.
Speaker 1:Well, we could discuss that later, I think the Last of Us.
Speaker 3:I think the Last of Us, yeah.
Speaker 2:I feel like I can survive the Last of Us In reality the fungal spores get everywhere.
Speaker 3:You cannot avoid them, Everybody is infected.
Speaker 2:But if we're going game logic, you'll be able to see them, but in real life you can't see shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that game logic you'll be able to see them, but in real life you can't see shit. Yeah, like that's what I'm saying, like that's why they didn't do life realistically. Yeah, realistically, that's impossible to survive, right?
Speaker 1:yeah, but uh, your turn you just sounded like an old school Resident Evil zombie.
Speaker 2:Let's go. Urban Survival for 1,000, Alex.
Speaker 1:Oh damn, here we go. In an urban lockdown scenario, this common household item can be layered with duct tape and mounted on a trash can lid to create a makeshift riot shield. Tj, have you muted yourself? Tj.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just.
Speaker 3:He's just thinking after locking in.
Speaker 1:You only have five seconds.
Speaker 2:What is a door, Alex?
Speaker 1:No, that is incorrect. Eric, do you want to go?
Speaker 3:I have no idea.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know. Nobody knows what is a baking sheet Meh okay, I would never have thought to do that eric, this comes back to your turn will you survive for 400?
Speaker 1:okay. This host often plays the role of the grounded realist in survival scenarios. His approach blends logic with skepticism, keeping the podcast from spiraling too fantasy eric, who is our beautiful host.
Speaker 3:Alex, no, you already said me, this doesn't sound like me, or tj, tj who is tj? That is correct yeah, spiraling from from too far into reality. What?
Speaker 2:into fantasy.
Speaker 3:He was just saying that the, the, the fucking last of us you could survive in game that was just bad.
Speaker 2:That was just a bad answer you don't know what distillation is shut up this, this guy, this are you kidding me him, okay, but hear me out you let this, this you, you in your mind pick 800.
Speaker 3:So I could say it's me, because I know it's gonna be me in your mind.
Speaker 2:You can, you just jump out of a portal out of the back rooms. Dude, that doesn't even make any sense what?
Speaker 3:when did where did that come from? What that was me?
Speaker 1:I know, but he allowed it to happen that's all I'm saying, saying I know because I made it well-reasoned.
Speaker 2:Oh no, it was completely well-reasoned for you, but for Eric, since he's all oh, you can't do this, you know.
Speaker 1:You're still mad about this.
Speaker 2:No, not at all actually. I couldn't really think of anything to go with.
Speaker 1:It is your turn.
Speaker 2:Thank you all for listening. Will you survive the podcast for 800? Alex.
Speaker 1:This special episode of Will you Survive takes a different approach, as hosts TJ, eric and Alex navigate a medical nightmare scenario where survival depends on quick thinking and stomach churning decisions. Active Eric, what is Hang?
Speaker 3:on. What is what, Eric? What is Hang on?
Speaker 2:What is what, Eric? What is Code?
Speaker 1:Black. That is correct. What is Code?
Speaker 2:Black, I would have Personally host, I would have had him say the entire thing.
Speaker 1:That's okay. I accepted Code Black and personally.
Speaker 3:That's why you're not the host, that's why you're losing. And Eric, your pick, the Conjuring for $800.
Speaker 1:The Conjuring for $800. Before filming, Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson traveled to this US state to meet Lorraine Warren.
Speaker 2:What TJ? What is Pennsylvania?
Speaker 1:No, that is incorrect.
Speaker 3:Eric. What is Connecticut Eric? What is Connecticut Correct?
Speaker 2:What I don't know. It's one of those white states.
Speaker 3:I genuinely thought the same. I was like I don't know, it's somewhere up there Fucking.
Speaker 2:Iowa I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:That's where the Warrens lived. I wasn't sure about that.
Speaker 3:Go ahead your pick. I was going to say like Boston.
Speaker 1:Boston. You would hear it in their accent Boston.
Speaker 3:Let's go. The Conjuring 600, the.
Speaker 1:Conjuring 600. This spirit, accused of witchcraft and child murder, is said to haunt the Perron family farmhouse. Oh, buzzer's active.
Speaker 2:TJ.
Speaker 1:What is?
Speaker 2:Eric Salas.
Speaker 1:No, that is incorrect. That's also who by the way that is true, that is true. It should be. Who?
Speaker 3:You're not a person. Is this the third one? Tj, help me. Is this the third one?
Speaker 1:No, perron. No, is that the second one? I think it's the first one.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:I don't remember the name of the spirit. I don't remember the name. I'm not going to buzz in.
Speaker 3:I don't remember either. It's Bathsheba.
Speaker 1:Sherman oh yeah, that makes sense. Tj, it is now your turn. You get to pick.
Speaker 2:I can only remember Alex Urban survival for 400. Alex.
Speaker 1:Fuck. This improvised weapon can be made from a broomstick and a kitchen knife, tj. What is a spear, alex? That is correct, tj, and it is still your turn.
Speaker 2:I was going to say what is a pokey pokey stick? Alex?
Speaker 1:I would have accepted.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you should have accepted that. That would have been fair.
Speaker 2:Let's go Urban Survival for 200.
Speaker 1:Urban Survival for 200. This item, found in most kitchens, can be used to signal for help by reflecting sunlight. Tj.
Speaker 2:Found in most kitchens.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what turned me off.
Speaker 2:But there's a lot of things that you could use as a signal yeah like anything looking for something looking for something specific.
Speaker 3:I think I know what he's looking for um say the wrong answer, so I can say the right one you got five seconds what is a spoon, alex, incorrect.
Speaker 2:What is a pot, lid?
Speaker 3:Eric, what is a pot?
Speaker 1:that is also incorrect. What is a pot? Lid eric? What is a pot? That is also incorrect. What is aluminum foil?
Speaker 3:okay, well, I I would never think to do that why really is a pot that aluminum foil is so versatile in that regard.
Speaker 1:You can use it like similarly like a mirror.
Speaker 3:It's even more shiny than any pot I only bring out the aluminum foil if aliens are involved. I mean then there's that.
Speaker 1:out the aluminum foil, if aliens are involved, I mean, then there's that Okay, my turn, eric. We just read the podcast for $200. This host is known for throwing curveballs into discussion. His offbeat humor and willingness to entertain absurd hypotheticals make him the unpredictable heartbeat of the show. No.
Speaker 2:Who is Eric?
Speaker 1:That is correct. I'm flattered, but this is bullshit.
Speaker 2:Who is a sore loser?
Speaker 1:TJ.
Speaker 2:The Conjuring for 200. Alex.
Speaker 1:This real-life paranormal couple is portrayed by Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga in the film.
Speaker 3:Eric, who are Ed and Elizabeth Warren?
Speaker 1:Are you kidding me? That is incorrect, tj.
Speaker 2:Who are the Warrens?
Speaker 1:Well, yes, but what are their names?
Speaker 3:Oh fuck, oh, oh, wait can I have another go.
Speaker 2:I know who I fucked up uh, who is ed and lorraine warren? That is correct thinking so fucking hard elizabeth? Who the fuck is elizabeth? And like, when he said it, I was like yeah, and then you were like no, I'm like, wait, it sounds right. Right, it sounded right. Thank you all for listening to this episode of the podcast. The original cut for this episode was long as fuck, so there's going to be a part two next week. Until next time, stay loud, you.
