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CODE BLACK: The Hospital Escape Part 2
Barefoot, freshly self-operated on, and trapped in a hospital from hell. Our harrowing journey continues as we navigate through blood-stained hallways and encounter horrors that defy explanation.
The waiting room holds our first clue - a dead security guard with valuable equipment. We quickly discover that proper navigation requires more than just courage as we arm ourselves with a baton, handcuffs, and keys. Desperation forces us to don the guard's bloodied clothes simply to have pockets for carrying essential items.
Searching for escape routes becomes a nightmare of its own. With one stairwell collapsed and the bottom floors overrun with monstrous creatures, we're forced to explore the pediatric ward - a decision that proves horrifically misguided. The children's section harbors abominations that appear as bald, pale figures, crying out in childlike voices. When approached, these entities explode into a deadly "pink mist," creating a uniquely terrifying situation where stealth and distance become our only allies.
The consequences of our choices become brutally apparent as we make a desperate sprint through glass-covered hallways with bare feet, slamming doors behind us to contain the horrors while leaving bloody footprints in our wake. Each decision balances survival against mounting injuries, with dice rolls determining if our desperate gambles succeed or fail.
What secrets does this hospital hold? Why do these creatures exist in two distinct forms? And can anyone truly escape this medical nightmare? Listen now to see if we'll survive to find answers in the coming episodes.
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Hello, Hello, survivors, and welcome back to another episode of Will you Survive, the Podcast. This is the part two of Code Black the hospital escape. In the last episode we finally made it out of that goddamn operating room. They took forever getting out of and we are finally getting into it. If you haven't heard the last episode, please go listen to that. It is a good time. But yeah, let's get into the episode.
Speaker 2:And is it bloody in here?
Speaker 1:There is a singular dead body in the center of the floor. It looks like it was beat.
Speaker 2:It doesn't look like one of those things.
Speaker 1:It just looks like a normal body.
Speaker 2:So the first victim, I would think. Do you think it's worth it to go investigate? I think we need to slowly walk towards the center of the room, kind of just scanning around cautiously and maybe planning some sort of escape route besides the door that we came through, I'm thinking the hallway to the elevator is the last place we want I don't want to go to the elevator, yeah okay so I want to get outside, I want to leave this hospital ruling out the elevator.
Speaker 3:we look, we look around and we want to see what's going to indicate to us. We want to get outside, so we're trying to get our bearings of the exterior of the building. Are there any windows visible to us?
Speaker 1:There is one window in the hall leading to the elevator. One window.
Speaker 3:And can I see through it?
Speaker 1:There is visible daylight coming from.
Speaker 3:It better not be fucking daylight fluorescent lights.
Speaker 2:Be so fucked. We go outside at midnight.
Speaker 3:So which direction is the window facing?
Speaker 1:So if you're facing the hallway and the door that you just came in through is behind you, it's in front of you in the hallway on door that you just came in through is behind you. It's in front of you in the hallway on the right, okay so I want to go towards the right.
Speaker 3:The right, yeah, I hear what you mean of the room.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because, if the window is on the right side, then the outside is on the right side, and I want to get to the outside.
Speaker 3:It's either directly in front of us or towards the right, but I'm not going on an elevator to get to the outside. We can. Are we still holding our IV stand?
Speaker 2:I wouldn't have let go of it. Yeah, you still have. Oh, maybe.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so we can desperate move, go and try to shatter that window, but that will be. I highly doubt it would shatter, but that will be a painstaking process. Okay, so we want to go towards the right of the room. You said that was an office.
Speaker 1:That is an office.
Speaker 3:yes, so we got to go look in the office and see, is that what we're doing?
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's look in the office.
Speaker 3:And as we're going to the office, we want to keep our eyes scanning for another door to an exit.
Speaker 1:You rush in the room. You see the elevator at the end you see light. You're like, oh right, is where the light is, so I'm going to go right as you're scanning for other things to maybe get out and maybe if there's a stairwell or something. There's nothing. You see a blood trail, not a smear, but drips, heading towards an office on the right. Oh man, you said there's blood going into the office.
Speaker 2:There are drips. Yeah, I kind of want to scan into the office before I fully commit to it. But yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:The office does have a window on the door. You look in and you see a faint light coming from the corner of the room on the left. You can't quite see what's in there, but the blood trail is clearly leading into the room and there is a little smear of blood on the door handle. Is it like a phone light? It's a white light so you can't really tell it's in the corner, probably a phone.
Speaker 3:So I'd knock on the door.
Speaker 2:That's a good idea. Yeah, is that what we're doing?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you hear a shuffle from inside. Okay, we move on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I want to get out of sight so that whatever's in there doesn't see me.
Speaker 3:So duck to the side so that it can't quite see us looking out the window.
Speaker 1:Alright, you duck to the side and you sit and wait here. Hello, help, oh, coming from inside the room.
Speaker 3:Call and respond.
Speaker 1:Are you hurt?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Are you hurt? Help me, are you hurt?
Speaker 2:Yeah, Are you?
Speaker 1:hurt, help me.
Speaker 2:Are you one of those things? I'm not going to lie, it doesn't sound good.
Speaker 3:We're not doing much better. We just fucking cut our own appendix out and cauterized the wound.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I keep forgetting about that. Okay, I guess let's go inside. I mean, worst case, we could, we could just dip right.
Speaker 3:I want to ask, I want to see if it's responsive. Just help me. Is all he's saying? We're going to pull some Grey's Anatomy shit here how many fingers am I holding? Up. No, tell him, you know, I'm hurt too. I'm looking for help as well. Is there anything you can tell me about what happened those things?
Speaker 1:Looking for help as well. Is there anything you can tell me about what happened? Those things? That's all you can hear Doesn't seem too good.
Speaker 2:Well, truth be told, I think we got what we can get from this guy. My thought, if I'm looking around at what's happened and I saw that thing that we just fought, and now this guy is sounding like this and saying something about these things. He's turning. Yeah, I'm not sticking around. He seems beyond my help. I'm not a doctor, they're all dead.
Speaker 3:Nope, we almost died.
Speaker 2:I think I'm going to move on, okay, and keep heading to the right. Is there another door the opposite hallway? Well is. Is there another door the opposite?
Speaker 3:hallway.
Speaker 2:Well, is there like a bigger door?
Speaker 1:So you're in an open waiting room. There's chairs everywhere, there's that body in the middle of the floor, not one of the things, but it's, or it doesn't seem like one of the things. It's just kind of beaten up and laying there. And then, to the left of the door you entered, there is a like a desk, like a, you know. You check in there and write all your information or whatever well, typically, this room will be connected to the outside right this could be a um secondary waiting room.
Speaker 3:So hospitals don't typically have like a general waiting room. Hospitals don't typically have a general waiting room. Emergency does.
Speaker 2:We went to the urgent care.
Speaker 3:This would be like a waiting room, for maybe this might be like radiology. This might be, it seems, more specialized than just a general room. If it was doors to the outside, they would likely be like glass apparent, obvious right in front of you. So we got to go to the other hallway, the other door and go try our luck that direction I guess let's do that oh wait, we got to go to the desk and explore. We got to examine the desk, see if we can figure anything out.
Speaker 1:Date time, patient names, doctor names you go check out the desk, uh, there is a sign above. It is uh, you can see by what it says that it is the waiting room for surgery. That's really all you see. You see a bunch of papers on the desk and there's nobody sitting at it. You look behind it there's nobody there. The chairs are neatly pushed in.
Speaker 3:What do you say? We go inspect the body in the middle of the room, poke them with a stick.
Speaker 2:Sure, inspect the body in the middle of the room, poke him with a stick.
Speaker 1:Sure, we have an IV. Stand you go and check the body in the middle of the room. It seems to be a security guard Gun.
Speaker 3:That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1:You checking?
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so you're not really scared. You walk up to it and you're checking around it. You don't see a gun, but you do see a baton on his right hip and some keys and some handcuffs.
Speaker 2:Take it. Yeah, I say take all three. All right, why not you taking all three?
Speaker 3:You want to keep the IV stand and the baton.
Speaker 2:Kind of Long range and short range.
Speaker 3:Also.
Speaker 2:I feel like we still need something to lean on.
Speaker 3:Lean on me, the IV stand would just get in our way at this point.
Speaker 1:When you're not strong.
Speaker 3:I say ditch it. It's not a real weapon. It's too heavy. It takes both hands. You wouldn't be able to hold the baton and the IV stand. You'd have to drop the baton.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie. I feel like I'd prefer the IV stand for the range to hold something back. What's the baton gonna do? Just smack the shit out of it a baton will crack a skull this guy died with a baton yeah, we don't know if he had an iv stand he might still be alive. He didn't even try to fight.
Speaker 1:I guess he's just laying there with the baton on his hip okay, we ditch the iv stand.
Speaker 2:We keep the baton, the handcuffs and keys take all this poor security guard stuff so you're telling me, I can only go elevator or office. That's what you see? Where are the signs pointing to in this hospital?
Speaker 3:Oh, you know what? That's a good point. What if we go behind that receptionist's desk? There should be a fire escape map.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's find a fire escape map. All right, you can walk back over to the desk with your newly acquired baton and jingling keys and you find inside of one of the drawers a fire exit route map. It has a little dot saying you are here and where you are is the fifth floor.
Speaker 2:That's inconvenient, okay. So I highly doubt elevators will still be working, yep, and even if they are, I don't really want to use them. Nope. So stairwell, which I assume would be by the fire, or by the elevator. So I guess let's take the map and let's try to find a stairwell.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So you take the map and you crunch it up in your hand because you have no pockets. Oh my God, I keep forgetting.
Speaker 2:Is there like a jacket or something anywhere nearby that we could put on to have just two pockets.
Speaker 1:You know the security guard does have a jacket on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I assume that's full of blood.
Speaker 3:It's lightly spattered with blood. Oh, so he wasn't gutted.
Speaker 1:No, he was just kind of beat up.
Speaker 3:I'd take all his clothes.
Speaker 2:If his clothes are fine, if they just have a little bit of blood, fine. Yeah, because I think we just need, I mean, we gotta see if the shoes will fit, but I mean everything else. Well, how tall is his security guard?
Speaker 1:He's about 5'11" 5'10" Close enough.
Speaker 3:Close.
Speaker 2:Put on everything.
Speaker 3:I'm going to try on his shoes, try his pants, his shirt, jacket.
Speaker 1:The shoes don't fit, the pants fit, but they're a little short.
Speaker 3:High water.
Speaker 1:All right, you have a little midriff going for the shirt. You try to tuck it in, but it kind of keeps coming back out. Uh, the jacket fits pretty good. It's a little oversized for that guy, so yeah um, okay yeah, checking out the body when you're taking the clothes off, you notice just bruises and cuts and, uh, above his right nipple, uh, two gunshot wounds. Oh, oh, that's not where the heart is. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3:They were coming for us.
Speaker 1:Right nipple. If it was left nipple, it would be the heart. But it's right, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what. I'm just pointing that out. Now we have pockets that we could put the stuff in Keys and handcuffs in one, put the map in the other. Handcuffs in one, put the map in the other and head off to the stairs all right, you shove all the stuff in your pockets.
Speaker 1:And now you with your newly acquired jacket. Uh, you walk past the window. Uh, you are indeed on the fifth floor. Uh, you're walking towards the elevator. There is a sign. In between there's two elevators. In between the two elevators there is another map. You are here and such. Above the elevator it says fifth floor surgery. To the left of the left elevator there is a stairwell. You can see there's light in there, but it's kind of flickery. And to the right of the other elevator, see, there's light in there, but it's kind of flickery, and you know. And to the right of the other elevator there's a water fountain.
Speaker 3:I will say just as a matter of bitching how dare this security guard not have a flashlight?
Speaker 2:For real, I would say we probably need some water. I would imagine if we saw a water fountain, I would think it was safe enough at least.
Speaker 3:I would maybe let it run for a second.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for now I'm let's push the water fountain and see what the water looks like.
Speaker 1:Yeah do it.
Speaker 2:It's a black sludge, not even spraying out just kind of oozing okay, well, good thing we didn't put our mouths to it. Okay, I guess, move on.
Speaker 3:So we poke our head in the stairs first right. We just kind of open it up, look through the crack in the door to see if we can see anything right away.
Speaker 1:All right, you walk up to the stairs and you open the door. You're on the top floor, so there's no stairs going up, the only stairs going down. You don't hear anything. There's a couple little like water drips what you assume is water. Um yeah, just a stairwell flickering lights?
Speaker 2:I want to look down the stairwell. Um, do I see any like rays of light? Does it look like any of the other doors are open, or is this a closed stairwell?
Speaker 1:So you look down the stairs and you see, you can see body is below you, on the floor, directly below you, and then it's kind of pitch black from probably floor two to floor one, no light coming from anywhere, in particular, just kind of how the stairwell is lit.
Speaker 3:First thing we could do is just take our baton and bang on.
Speaker 2:I was going to say call out yeah, that works too.
Speaker 3:See if we hear anything after that.
Speaker 2:Well, hang on really quick. Do we want to do that? Because we don't fully know what's behind us?
Speaker 3:Well, we know that there's nothing in that.
Speaker 2:I guess, but I don't know. Do we really want to make all that noise, or do we just want to lightly call out to whatever's down there?
Speaker 3:I don't think it matters. You make noise. Something hears you. It makes noise. Something close to it hears it. It makes noise. That's how zombies work. They provoke each other, more than the first sound provokes them. You're not going to provoke just one zombie. That's not going to happen. Unless there's just one zombie in the room.
Speaker 1:You hit the metal railing Ting, ting ting. From the very bottom floor you hear ROAR.
Speaker 2:Alright, so we leave this stairwell and close it.
Speaker 1:Well, it sounds like hundreds Multiples. Stairwells typically open, reaching wet noises.
Speaker 3:Before we leave, are we able to listen to see if they're ascending the stairwell?
Speaker 1:You kind of hear like a low rumble coming from the bottom floor and you just hear a bunch of banging Sounds like they can't get through the door.
Speaker 2:Well, we're not going to get to that floor, but we can maybe get to the second floor and jump out.
Speaker 3:Third or second.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so let's try to. We're going to get. I think we're going to start walking down the stairs and we're going to try to get as low as we can before we feel we shouldn't go any further yeah all right.
Speaker 1:So you walk down the first flight. You see the body that's laying there that you've seen before from above. It's uh tore apart, uh missing limbs and organs strewn about you. Continue on, um. You walk down the second flight. It's getting darker towards the bottom that that's weird. Where are the stairs? A whole flight of stairs has collapsed. So you have.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie. I like that.
Speaker 3:So they're not coming up.
Speaker 1:No, and you're not going down because the stairs are gone.
Speaker 3:Then I guess we're on the third floor now, so I guess we look through the window, you were able to break a window and aim for the bushes uh, look through the window.
Speaker 2:You were able to break a window and aim for the bushes. Well, let's look through the window of the the, the door on the stairwell, and see what's in the hallway.
Speaker 1:It's kind of dark uh, red lights not as tore apart as the floor previously. You see lots of like rooms.
Speaker 2:There's an elevator, but yeah, you don't really see anybody, okay, I say let's go into that, okay, because we got to find the nearest window, which is going to be a pain in the ass to break, because I'm pretty sure that's all tempered glass, yep, designed not to break, yep. We're going in. All right, you go through the door. It's got to be more than one stairwell or a fire escape. It's got to be something, something. Let's pull up our fire map. Is there any fire escapes or anything?
Speaker 1:You look around on the map and you see on the third floor there are no fire escapes.
Speaker 2:Well then, in that case we need to find another stairwell, right, yeah, okay, so I guess we're going to try to go start making our way towards the opposite side of the building, where I would assume another stairwell would be.
Speaker 1:So you look around for a sign and you see above the elevator pediatric, and you continue looking around on the wall. There are signs on the walls with arrows Pediatric labor and delivery and neonatal intensive care unit. Do I hear?
Speaker 2:a four-year-old screaming at doctors. You do not.
Speaker 3:Is the fire map only relevant to that stairwell from the fifth floor.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it kind of shows the evacuation route for the fifth floor.
Speaker 3:The fifth floor.
Speaker 1:So it's like, hey, go down the stairs out the door.
Speaker 3:I need to find the fire escape route for this floor.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, so we're looking for a waiting room.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're looking for a desk of sorts. It should be nearby, just like the floor upstairs nearby the elevator.
Speaker 2:I assume it'd be a similar layout.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you continue on away from the stairwell and elevators. You walk forward and you look to the left. You see a hallway with, you know, lots of rooms they have. You know it's a pretty nice hospital, nice glass, you know doors and such. You look to your right. You see the nurse's station.
Speaker 3:Nurse's station.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm looking for maybe a first aid kit. You look in the nurses station. You there's a bunch of papers and you know a bunch of binders and such chairs. Um, you see a first aid kit hanging on the wall. It's a small one yeah, let's grab it yeah you try to grab it, but it is firmly mounted to the wall.
Speaker 2:Lame. I mean there's got to be a way to take it off right.
Speaker 1:Open it and just grab a handful of things, stuff my pockets. You open it all willy-nilly and you just kind of grab shit and throw it in your jacket pockets as much as you can. Yeah, it should be useful.
Speaker 3:Did we find a fire escape map?
Speaker 1:You continue looking, you look through drawers and you don't really find anything.
Speaker 2:Ilequipped. Fuck these nurses. That's what I'm saying, seriously.
Speaker 1:Fucking nurses Ilequipped.
Speaker 3:How, on the pediatric and neonatal unit, do they not have a fire escape plan?
Speaker 2:Oh, babies are fire immune Jeez.
Speaker 3:Worst hospital ever.
Speaker 2:In this world, babies are immune to fire.
Speaker 3:so but thankfully thankfully it's a nice hospital.
Speaker 2:so I guess we go to the other side of the building because we're still looking for a stairwell.
Speaker 1:I would assume there would be one on the opposite side, so you continue forward past the nurse's station and try to find a fire escape or something Fire whatever.
Speaker 2:Another stairwell.
Speaker 1:You continue on. As you're walking to the room on your left, you hear crying.
Speaker 2:Who's crying? Yeah, what kind of crying. They sound kind of young. Oh Jesus, if my IV is empty, the IV bag, how long is that? Not that long, not that long. Three hours maybe, okay, okay, hmm, okay, you said young like young girl, young boy.
Speaker 1:You can't really tell.
Speaker 3:I ain't trusting it, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Fuck, Fuck them kids. It's a. You said it's a room.
Speaker 1:Yeah, can I?
Speaker 2:peer into it Like through glass.
Speaker 1:You can the door has. It's like a sliding glass door. There's a curtain covering most of it. You could probably take a peek through. Is that what you're going to do that?
Speaker 2:This feels like A setup. This feels like this kid is not.
Speaker 3:Not a kid. Okay, okay, let's check. Yeah, we have to.
Speaker 1:You look in the room, you can kind of get a peek in there. There's a little bit of light, there's an emergency light on the bottom of the wall and you can see blood and a bald thing in the corner. Bald, did you just?
Speaker 3:kill me off.
Speaker 2:What could be a cancer kid, it's kind of bald.
Speaker 1:You can't really tell I did not. Pale skinned.
Speaker 3:You monster, alright, but who's crying?
Speaker 1:Probably the kid I thought he said dead. You can't really see lots of stuff in there. You just got a little corner peek in and you can kind of see there's a. Just got a little corner peek in and you can kind of see there's a lot of blood little thing in the corner bald crying.
Speaker 2:Does that little thing look?
Speaker 1:kid-sized. That is a very kid-sized thing.
Speaker 3:Okay With the doors closed, or did we open it?
Speaker 1:The door is still closed. You're peeking in.
Speaker 3:We tap on it with a baton in.
Speaker 2:We tap on it with a baton. Yeah, is this real or is?
Speaker 1:this. Is that what you're doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3:We need to know is this real or is this a setup?
Speaker 1:You tap on the door with the baton, the glass. It turns around and starts violently screaming. Yeah, running towards you, towards the glass, banging on the glass, and then it explodes into the pink mist. Whoa.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, that was a good call. Tapping on the glass.
Speaker 3:Okay, nothing to do with it as that happens.
Speaker 1:You hear a lot more crying oh shit, nope, we gotta move. There's hundreds, hundreds of them. It seems like shit. Nope, we got to move Hundreds, hundreds of them, it seems like, from all over. You can't really tell where it's coming from, it's just everywhere.
Speaker 2:Crying. Yeah, we just got to find a staircase Loud crying Very swiftly.
Speaker 3:We keep going, move quickly, find the staircase.
Speaker 2:Swiftly and quietly.
Speaker 3:Hopefully it exists. If not, we're breaking a window and jumping, or just jumping down the stairwell headfirst.
Speaker 1:You start moving to the other side. You're walking down. The place you're walking down, there are doors that are open. You're hearing the things inside of those doors. Do you continue on?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Do we continue?
Speaker 2:on or close them. Oh, I don't think we could close all the doors before they run out. I think we just have to outrun their children.
Speaker 3:Shit, but we don't want them to explode in that pink mist.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but how many doors are there?
Speaker 3:I don't know how many doors are there.
Speaker 1:You look around and you see five rooms that are open.
Speaker 2:We're never going to get to all five to close them in time. I think we can outrun children and once we get to the stairwell we can close the door.
Speaker 3:We don't know that there is a stairwell.
Speaker 2:There's got to be another stairwell. There's no way there's only one stairwell in a hospital. This is a shitty hospital.
Speaker 3:This is a shitty hospital. It doesn't even have a fire escape plan. You're right In the children's center.
Speaker 1:We're gambling. What are you doing? You're running, you're fucking fighting.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean we can't fight them. They're going to explode into that pink mist and kill us. Run, yeah, we just got to run as fast as we can. We got to try to find a stairwell. Can we really outrun kids?
Speaker 2:Oh shit I keep forgetting we're missing an appendix. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're not going to close all five doors. We're going to try to be as quiet as we can be without them noticing us, and get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 1:Are you running? You're being quiet.
Speaker 3:Well, we're.
Speaker 2:We're hauling it, but quietly.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're going as fast as we can go.
Speaker 1:Hey Eric, you got that D20 still. Oh shit, yeah, I do.
Speaker 3:You said no die. You said no die.
Speaker 1:I did, but I think this is a special occasion. Me saw who, me saw who. Okay, eric, go ahead and roll that 19.
Speaker 2:Let's go. That's a 19.
Speaker 1:The AC was 20.
Speaker 2:You suck. What's our modifier Bitch? You don't get a modifier. We have to roll a nat 20, you're a modifier, we have a.
Speaker 3:We have a fucking handicap.
Speaker 2:Did we die, we actually get two rolls, I'm joking.
Speaker 1:So with that 19 you get past those five rooms and on the wall you see stairs and there's a big arrow pointing to the left. Fuck, yeah.
Speaker 2:Go to the stairs, yeah.
Speaker 1:Alright, you head towards the left. There's still more rooms around you are there children chasing us? There are no children chasing you, but they are still crying. It's kind of deafening. Um, on your uh right there's just a blank wall. On your left, there are many, many doors, all of them open, and there's glass everywhere. It seems that something went on at this end of the building.
Speaker 3:We got no shoes on. Oh yeah, Take them from them kids. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:I don't want to get near one of those little things. Okay, where's the staircase? It's past the glass.
Speaker 1:It is directly in front of you, like, let's say, 35 feet.
Speaker 3:We got to try, we got to get to that stairwell.
Speaker 2:Nothing on your right just a wall. Let's try to do that video game thing where we kind of like try to peek into the room, get an idea of where that thing is and try to pass when it's not looking.
Speaker 3:Yep World War Z-esque.
Speaker 1:Roll the dice, roll the nine.
Speaker 2:oh yeah, oh well, I mean that one shouldn't count, because I rolled it on the bed, because you were being a bitch about it, yeah because you're, I rolled a 10 on the ground.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you go. You try to peek in the room, be all slick and sly about it. As you're doing that you are cutting up your feet and it seems like they can smell it. It turns around, it starts violently screaming at you, running towards okay, close the door.
Speaker 2:you shut the door, it explodes okay, and I'm fucking adrenaline pumping, forgetting the pain of the feet. I'm just gonna start closing all the doors as fast as I can running down. Is that what we're doing? I think we made way too much noise. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Alright, you're running. You're fuck it. Your feet are getting so cut up You're slamming these doors. You're just hearing screams and cries and explosions and that one doesn't have a door. You are now 20 feet away from the thing, from the stairwell. We gotta book it.
Speaker 2:We still booking it oh god, glass in the feet.
Speaker 1:As you're running, one of those things is behind you. You keep going, you're running, you're running. There's the fucking stairwell. You gotta open the door.
Speaker 2:It's blocked you fucker alright, well, what's the best? You got to open the door. It's blocked. You fucker. All right, well, what's the best? I mean throw the baton at the head. I was going to say throw the baton, but then what?
Speaker 3:We can't fight it up close because it's going to explode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess we're going to try to initiate the explosion by throwing the baton at the head from a distance.
Speaker 1:That's tough.
Speaker 3:You're definitely at the wrong place. That's tough, that's tough.
Speaker 2:I don't like what the DC, because I know what I would make the DC for some shit like this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, you can hit them no problem, oh, 17.
Speaker 2:That was so close to a three though, oh man.
Speaker 1:You throw the baton and that's the end of the episode. Oh, it is late. It is very late.
Speaker 2:Okay, we'll have to come back for part two.
Speaker 1:Part two yeah, I guess there's definitely going to be a part two. Part two yeah, I guess there's gonna definitely. There's definitely gonna be a part two. Uh, you guys passed up on a lot of things I'm not well.
Speaker 2:We tried to.
Speaker 1:You're like everything you were like if only we had a flashlight okay, okay, where did you let me uh? Where did you see light in the vicinity of that security guard?
Speaker 2:but it was in the corner of the office where the person was and I don't want to go in there.
Speaker 1:That's where his flashlight was Also the gun.
Speaker 2:Oh well, yeah, I wasn't going to go in there with that guy, though you can completely yeah yeah, we passed up a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you something, dm, if we're trying to do this for a five-hour session, I'm with you. I think you got all of the right makings of this to make us go through painstakingly but maybe lead us in the direction you want us to go.
Speaker 1:I was trying, but you guys were in that fucking room, the operating room, for so long.
Speaker 3:There's always that tricky you started us off with an open fucking surgical wound.
Speaker 2:That was a rough start to put us in. You could have been a little friendly and been like.
Speaker 3:Clearly they were about to start operating and they haven't.
Speaker 1:You're in a coma in the hospital.
Speaker 3:That's fucking walking dead, or you could have been like, or you could have been like clearly they just sewed you up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right, when everything went down having us do surgery on ourselves. First of all, nobody survives. That you're done. Yeah, absolutely. The second there's dead bodies in an or and you're open, nah.
Speaker 3:You're done. Yeah, blood, yeah, you're absolutely done. Blood spatter in the room that you have an open.
Speaker 2:If this is a zombie infection, we're so infected.
Speaker 3:Cook, although we couldn't have been. It couldn't have been a zombie infection, because they were all still Like, they were still dead.
Speaker 2:That's true, yeah, yeah, couldn't have been simple transmission, we would have definitely had to this was military dude, I introduced y'all to the main version of the zombie and the kid version.
Speaker 3:I don't have a problem with it the kid version sucks, but I don't have a problem with any of it.
Speaker 2:Well, we're going to have to see it in the next episode.
Speaker 1:My thinking on why, it is the way it is is because, so the main ones right, they barf up their organs and they kind of just hang there in front of them. That's why you hear the gurgling noise and the kids, because they're so small there's not a lot of space in there, so it kind of just expands explodes yeah, so that was my thought. Um, yeah, so yeah, alex, would you like to give them any of the socials so they know where to find us and download our content and love us forever?
Speaker 3:Yes, our socials. You can find us on TikTok, instagram, facebook, youtube, at Will you Survive the Podcast. You can find us on Twitter by searching at Alex and Eric WIS and actually we did change the name, did we? It is at the boys WIS.
Speaker 2:Let's go. Hey, TJ, you're officially part of us.
Speaker 3:At the boys WIS.
Speaker 1:Who the fuck goes on Twitter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's X X dude Formerly Twitter.
Speaker 1:X, formerly Twitter.
Speaker 3:Sorry about that Bunch of sensitive little fuckers and porn, but also send us your emails, talk to us, tell us what you like, tell us what you don't like. Give us your criticisms, critiques and your compliments. We love compliments. We will shout you out when you send your emails. Just write those and send them to the boys at. Will you survive the podcastcom that's t-h-e-b-o-y-s at. Will you survive the podcastcom?
Speaker 1:all right, yeah, um. So I wanted him to do that because I didn't want him saying all of our socials all sad and shit, eric, you won.
Speaker 3:Let's go. This is rigged.
Speaker 1:It's so so rigged.
Speaker 3:Was this a fucking handshake deal because I had to go get the tripod?
Speaker 2:We weren't recording. Yeah, we weren't recording.
Speaker 1:You lost naturally Get fucked. Yeah, no, you just suck, dude.
Speaker 3:I did not how. How did I fucking lose this when your ass is so fucking Obsessed with shutting a door that doesn't shut?
Speaker 1:I just think Eric Did the most like Okay, what's the final score? He made the most choices.
Speaker 2:I rolled all the dice rolls uh, two, three all three he did. What's the final score?
Speaker 1:yeah, give me the final score 14 to 12 josh well, hang on, wait a minute josh whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3:I'm seeking an appeal here.
Speaker 2:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know about that, hang on.
Speaker 3:You can give three game points and that puts me over. Yeah, you fucking know, I'm begging for points. I truly.
Speaker 1:I think you should save those for me next time.
Speaker 3:He doesn't run out.
Speaker 2:I don't know about that either.
Speaker 3:This isn't a saving thing. He doesn't run out.
Speaker 1:Thank you all for listening to the Least Wrath Podcast. My name is. Tj. That's Alex, that's Eric. Josh, Alex is a dirty filthy loser Eric doesn't get a winner's speech because I'm ending the episode right now and until next time, stay alive.
Speaker 2:Josh.
Speaker 1:If you have to get your appendix removed, just do it yourself. It's really easy. You just cauterize it, cut it for legal reasons, don't do that for legal reasons.
Speaker 3:Do that, don't do that, don't do that. Thank you.
