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Will You Survive... The Podcast
CODE BLACK: The Hospital Escape
You blink awake on a cold operating table, surgical clamps still attached to your open appendix wound. The operating room is eerily dark except for a sliver of red emergency lighting from a slightly ajar door. Something is terribly wrong.
This special episode of Will You Survive takes a different approach as hosts TJ, Eric, and Alex navigate a medical nightmare scenario where survival depends on quick thinking and stomach-churning decisions. When our protagonists discover the disemboweled bodies of medical staff surrounding them, it becomes clear this is no ordinary hospital situation.
Armed with only Grey's Anatomy knowledge and whatever they can scavenge from the operating room, our hosts face impossible choices. Should they attempt self-surgery? How do they identify and administer antibiotics? What's the best way to transform an IV stand into a weapon? Each decision carries life-or-death consequences as they work together to escape the horror.
The tension escalates when they encounter a creature with milky white eyes in the corridor, emitting a mysterious pink mist that burns on contact. Their improvised weapons prove inadequate against this unknown threat, forcing them to flee deeper into the abandoned hospital. What started as a routine appendectomy has become a desperate fight for survival against unspeakable horrors.
This episode showcases the psychological aspects of survival scenarios - the panic of medical emergencies, the resourcefulness needed when isolated without help, and the courage required to face the unknown. Follow along as our hosts demonstrate what it takes to survive when the hospital itself becomes a nightmare.
Is your survival instinct strong enough for this medical horror? Listen now, and ask yourself: would you survive?
Hello survivors and welcome to Will you.
Speaker 2:Survive the podcast.
Speaker 3:Oh, I forgot. Yeah, the podcast.
Speaker 1:Minus one point from Eric already.
Speaker 4:He threw me off so hard he didn't match the energy.
Speaker 3:It was so sensual, I didn't know what to do. You didn't match the energy. It was so sensual.
Speaker 4:I didn't know what to do Today.
Speaker 2:I am your host. Big Daddy TJ, I am your host.
Speaker 3:Yeah, for real Big.
Speaker 1:Poppy TJ Joined here by Forearm Poppy and Scrawny Poppy aka Eric and Alex, you just called me Scrappy Doo, basically poppy, introduce yourselves. I'm Alex. I'm scrawny dude scrawny dude is crazy remember square equals map anyways, today we are doing something very special, and I do mean that we are not. We did not watch a movie. Um, apparently we're supposed to watch fall. Um, I forgot. I had a lot of stuff going on this week, um, and nobody reminded me because they all forgot to.
Speaker 3:Um, so yeah, uh I had to okay I did not forget another thing yeah I was gonna do a game show. Uh, no, not, jeopardy, it's never coming back, never don't ask the more he says it, the more I feel like it will. It's not, it's never coming back.
Speaker 1:We already did three and you know, once you get to the fourth, it goes downhill from there and we got to end on a high point.
Speaker 3:I think he's trying to throw us off the scent.
Speaker 2:I think so too.
Speaker 3:He's trying to make it seem like it's not coming back so that we drop our guard.
Speaker 2:but and it's Gepardy. Welcome back to.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 4:I'm joking. He pulls out the board. I got you there, didn't I?
Speaker 1:Today we're doing something sort of like D&D, kind of like survival scenarios, you know, except there's no rolling dice and it's only one scenario. So it's really a survival scenario, yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm going to do my best.
Speaker 1:I'm sort of a dm here. Uh, the boys will be working together in order to get the main character out of the situation. Work alone, actually so okay, um okay, now here's how it's gonna go. You die, you restart now, so um are.
Speaker 3:I don't like that.
Speaker 1:Don't die If you directly lead to the death of the character. That's minus one point, and I will add points where I see fit. That's really how it's going to go today. Whoever wins wins, because you know how else are you going?
Speaker 3:this it's just we're telling a story here. How is he gonna win this, besides winning it?
Speaker 1:yeah, just fucking win loser all right, I'll try. I'm not gonna try you gotta work, you're working, you're working together. So oh, I'm gonna try, you gotta, you gotta be able to make a concrete decision on what to do next, cause there will be choices, fuck.
Speaker 3:I'm already off work, man, it's very D&D.
Speaker 1:So you gotta, you know, look around, do shit like that. You know D&D shit for sure. Like you're in a room. What do you do? Like that, you know all. You know dnd shit for sure. It's like you're in a room. What do you do?
Speaker 3:look around, you know okay, yeah, okay, I'm here for it. I'm putting on my dnd cap, it's on, all right, so I think it's worth mentioning my backstory.
Speaker 2:We just got we just got a follow from a firefighter and paramedic, so let's see how we do oh man, he's gonna be like actually pressures, I don't have that pressure's on the real layout pressure's on it would never be there um sorry, you guys don't sound like that.
Speaker 4:We love you, uh support firefighters actually.
Speaker 1:Yeah, paramedic, you ain't shit be a real doctor. Oh fuck, you're just a car doctor. Paramedic pulls up.
Speaker 2:Paramedic, pulls up to tj and a car accident it's like oh no tj don't touch me car doctor, get me the real doctor. Better start compressions. What do you do for work?
Speaker 4:I'm a car doctor? You mean like a mechanic? No, I'm a, I'm a doctor.
Speaker 2:That makes car visits.
Speaker 3:Wait, no, okay, mechanics should really start calling themselves car doctors.
Speaker 1:Car doctors. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I work at auto zone md um I got my uh, I got my doctorate from pet boys, but yeah, we're doing.
Speaker 1:We're doing something. It's special, um, and it will be very special. You, I got you guys ready. Okay, ready, I got a whole, it'll be very special.
Speaker 2:You guys, ready, ready, I got a whole opening. It'll be very special. I got a whole opening section.
Speaker 1:It's multiple pairs.
Speaker 2:It's very special, the most special. Nobody's ever seen anything like this.
Speaker 3:No one's ever seen anything this special before Some say it might be the best.
Speaker 1:Some say it's the best.
Speaker 2:Some say it's the best special. This is the best hospital, the best zombie infested hospital.
Speaker 3:As far as zombie goes, they go. Wow, the blood is so real here, not like that China blood. Eric, hate you Sorry.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 4:You blink.
Speaker 1:Your eyes are slowly adjusting to the dimness. The familiar ache in your side is the first thing you notice, followed by the unsettling silence. The fluorescent lights overhead are dead, plunging the operating room into inky blackness that's only broken by a sliver of light from a slightly ajar door. The sterile smell of disinfectant is still present, but now there's something beneath it a faint metallic tang. From a slightly ajar door, the sterile smell of disinfectant is still present, but now there's something beneath it, a faint metallic tang you can't quite place. You're lying on an operating table, a thin sheet draped over you, the beeping of medical equipment absent, replaced by an eerie stillness, and the distant, muffled sounds that usually permeate the hospital are gone. The light from the open door beckons a beacon of oppressive darkness. What do you do? Are we both in this room?
Speaker 3:you are both one person so we're both one person, oh okay. Well, yeah, I want to look around, I want to see. Uh, I kind of want to just get a cursory scan of what's around and whatever kind of get some clues of what's going on.
Speaker 2:This feels very walking dead so I would say, before we even look around, we check our own body. We're in an operating room, probably have ivs plugged in uh, check to see if our our pain in our side is an open wound. Was it? Was it the surgical incision? Are we opened up? Did they already close us up and now we're awake?
Speaker 3:okay, let me go. Let me go one step. Before that, do I know why I'm here?
Speaker 1:oh, you do know why you're here okay, why was I here? Uh, it was the middle of the night and you had a pain in your side.
Speaker 4:You needed an appendectomy oh okay, fuck well, is that appendix? Yes, that means that means they didn't get.
Speaker 2:That sucks. They didn't get started, did they?
Speaker 1:I don't know. What are you guys doing?
Speaker 2:Well, I'm. If you say, if you say it's a familiar Pain in your side, then you're still feeling the same pain.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's rough. Okay, well, I guess look for an incision. Yep, check your body yeah, that doesn't seem great.
Speaker 1:Now, okay, EMT people in the fucking live. I don't know where the appendix is. I'm just going to say the left side. You look on your left side and you see a gaping hole.
Speaker 4:A gaping hole.
Speaker 1:A gaping hole and there are surgical clamps inserted in there.
Speaker 3:Oh well, I've died already. You know we've got to try to stay calm. I feel like at this point I'm freaking out but also like where the fuck are the doctors would be my biggest concern right and how long have I been just sitting here open?
Speaker 2:so probably the next thing that you have to do, and the door is open, slightly ajar. Yes, that means that sterility is gone.
Speaker 3:Can I close the jar.
Speaker 4:It's my favorite joke.
Speaker 3:I've been thinking about it since you first said the word ajar.
Speaker 1:I was like that's not a jar, that's a door, that's a little joke in.
Speaker 3:What are you doing? The second you said. You said it's all I could think about. Okay, well, no, this episode is gonna be fucking well over the right amount of time.
Speaker 1:I'm not worried about shit uh, bad night for me.
Speaker 3:I took a nap today there's so much energy.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you right now, the sterility is gone yeah, well, the door is open. I'm fucked. Our body is open. There's we're, we're infected um okay.
Speaker 3:Well, so if there are no doctors around, I think first thing we got to do is I mean, who said there's no doctors around? Well, I well, I okay, let's look around. Who's around? It's inky black.
Speaker 1:You see nothing except the door.
Speaker 3:It's black there's no lights, I would say we need to get clamps off. This is going to be. I don't even know if you could physically do this, but get clamps and ivs off, close that door and then sew ourselves up well, the the clamps.
Speaker 2:If I'm not mistaken, the clamps are on the appendix what are we going to remove it ourselves?
Speaker 3:I think this operation is done.
Speaker 2:No, hey, you could do whatever you want, dude, I'm just here to tell you what happens after so the the first thing that we have to do is find out if there's anybody in the room with us, and we're going to do what every single fucking movie faux pas does.
Speaker 3:Hello, yeah, well do we.
Speaker 2:What is our option?
Speaker 3:If I wake up on an operating table with pitch black around me and a door open, I want that door closed. I don't know what the fuck is happening, because typically you don't wake up in an operating room mid-surgery in pitch black. So I'm already thinking something went down and I don't want my screams or whatever to lead anything through an open door I'm just.
Speaker 2:You get up off of an operating table with your body. Yeah, well, going to scream.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm understanding that too. I'm just thinking, like, what are we going to do? We're not going to remove the appendix ourselves. No, that's where we got to call out, I guess.
Speaker 2:okay, I guess quietly call out. There's someone in the room.
Speaker 3:You calling out? Okay, we quietly call out.
Speaker 2:You quietly call out Sound there.
Speaker 1:You say hello, you quietly call him there. You say hello nothing.
Speaker 3:We sound dumb, that's nothing, nothing, okay. So I say we create a long fishing line pole of tools and stuff around us to pull the door closed the doors.
Speaker 1:The door is far away.
Speaker 2:You guys gotta do something. It'll be a really long line, the pain in your side grows worse.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, we gotta close that door.
Speaker 2:We have to.
Speaker 3:I think we have to. Okay, I think, first things first, we gotta take the clamps off. There's no way.
Speaker 2:This is so fucking asinine. Okay, hang on, hang on. We got to take the clamps off. There's no way. This is so fucking asinine. Okay, hang on, hang on hang on, hang on.
Speaker 3:I poke my leg and various other parts of my body that I can without moving too many muscles. Do I feel anything?
Speaker 1:You feel a sheet on you and you don't have any other pain other than the pain of where your appendix still is.
Speaker 3:Do I think that I'm still under anesthesia? I think like you're like wearing off.
Speaker 1:I feel like you've already gone through the, the waking up process, from when you're, you know, coming out of anesthesia.
Speaker 3:You're, you're wide awake, okay, so I don't have any, any pain relief or anything.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:I feel like at this point, so they fucking left us. Yeah, I feel like at this point we are dead.
Speaker 2:So okay, we got to get to that door.
Speaker 3:Are the clamps? So the clamps are just holding me open.
Speaker 1:The clamps are holding you open and they're clamping your appendix.
Speaker 3:How big of an incision do they typically make for an appendix?
Speaker 1:Not very big. This size, I'd say about three inches. In this case it is a pretty big appendix.
Speaker 3:I think we need to take clamps off. We're going to yell, I mean.
Speaker 2:What if we reach around? Can we see there's light out there? Can we reach around and see if we can feel for lights above our face?
Speaker 1:you reach all around you, you feel nothing. You reach above you. You feel a large thing with a button on the side oh fuck, it's a drill push it, you push it and a light comes on okay, okay, luckily we see our battery backups in ours uh, okay, so the light outside the door does it look like the emergency lights on a hospital, or is it just regular lights? The light outside the door is red.
Speaker 3:Okay, so like an emergency light.
Speaker 2:Emergency lighting.
Speaker 3:Okay, I think we need to.
Speaker 2:So we need to look around.
Speaker 3:Do we take clamps off or do we?
Speaker 2:We need to know what's in the room with us.
Speaker 3:Oh, I guess. Yeah, we just turn on the light.
Speaker 2:We turn on the light, point it around, look all around the room.
Speaker 3:You're surrounded by eight zombies. You look around to a gruesome bloodbath. Point it around, look all around the room.
Speaker 1:You're surrounded by eight zombies. You look around to a gruesome bloodbath.
Speaker 3:Your surgeon is on the floor disemboweled. Oh so we're dead from infection. Horrible, we're so dead.
Speaker 2:Okay, surgeon, anybody else?
Speaker 1:The nurse is laying next to the ajar door. She fell while trying to open it. She's dead.
Speaker 2:Okay, the anesthesiologist is also behind you Dead.
Speaker 3:Everybody's dead. Something came out of us.
Speaker 2:And killed everybody.
Speaker 1:Why else would we? Be alive now I'm thinking of the one scene from the fucking first spider-man movie, the sam raimi one, or the second one with doc ock where they're trying to remove the freaking legs from them, like the arms. And then it's like a fucking horror movie scene and they're like fucking like the clamp comes in you know? Yeah, I don't remember that no, okay, we got to watch the same Spider-Man movies together.
Speaker 2:It's dark. So at this point we're in an operating room. There's not going to be anything that we're familiar with. What are we? Are we? That's a good question. Do we have any kind of medical background?
Speaker 3:you are a six foot garbage man no I'm just kidding, I've actually heard it's pretty decent yes, no burn the witch, burn the witch, burn the witch. I I have a spell. I can summon bad Latina bitches.
Speaker 4:Release the witch. Release the witch.
Speaker 1:What do you do next?
Speaker 2:We have to. We're going to start bleeding.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We start moving around, we're going to start bleeding.
Speaker 3:I think we have to take the clamps off.
Speaker 2:I think we have to pack the wound with gauze first.
Speaker 3:Oh, you might be right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2:We can't remove the appendix on our own.
Speaker 3:Okay, so here's what I would like to do. I would like to find some sort of cloth or something to stuff in our mouth and then pack the wound with gauze so that we can go close the door.
Speaker 2:Yeah, do we have any gauze?
Speaker 3:That's not bloodied.
Speaker 2:Yeah, anything, that's still wrapped, sterile.
Speaker 1:You look around the room and you find next to you, about two feet away so when you were looking earlier you couldn't really feel it there is a pristine surgical tray with with scalpels, gauze, clamps and a uh a thing that you're not sure what it does, but it looks electric in some way.
Speaker 3:It has a button on it can I take a quick peek at the doctor and the people around? Can I get an idea of how they died? You said it was a bloodbath.
Speaker 1:You look down at the doctor and all of his organs are outside of his body.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 1:With seemingly no other wounds.
Speaker 2:Okay, can we look at his appendix?
Speaker 1:You look at the pile of stuff on the floor. You're not sure what an appendix looks like. That's fair. I don't sure what an appendix looks like that's fair.
Speaker 3:I don't know what an appendix looks like.
Speaker 2:It looks like a little pinky off of your intestine.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:It's really weird looking yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:It's the large intestine.
Speaker 1:So what do you do with the information I've given you? Okay, you said that thing has a button yeah, on the table you find the scalpels and stuff. And then one thing you're not sure of what it is, but it has a button on the side of it and it looks like it's electric in some way because there's a button it's an alarm push it any g, any gauze, it's it.
Speaker 1:Yes, there's gauze scalpels and the thing that I'm describing is kind of long, cylindrical, with a button on it and a thin end with a wire.
Speaker 2:I'm poking the button You're poking the button.
Speaker 3:Well, I guess we're.
Speaker 2:What else are we going to do? We're sitting open on a fucking operating table.
Speaker 3:So we're just going to press the button of a tool next to us. Yeah, what in the ADHD? What is that going to do?
Speaker 2:What is?
Speaker 3:sitting on this table until we die. I feel like I'm down with this button pushing idea. I feel like he wants us to push this button.
Speaker 1:I want to push the button. You press the button, push the button and the end of it gets really hot and red.
Speaker 2:There we go, we are going to.
Speaker 3:We're going to cauterize.
Speaker 2:So I want to use the cauterizing tool, cut off the appendix, but we need something that we can use as a mirror to look inside of ourselves.
Speaker 3:This is horrific, I would just die.
Speaker 4:Like I think I would die of a panic attack.
Speaker 2:Y'all gotta do something. You will, you will die.
Speaker 3:No, like I would have died way longer. The second I saw myself open and saw the door open before even turning on the light and seeing the death. I'd die of a panic attack. Right there Looks down, where's my dick at.
Speaker 1:Hey, I said why's my dick 28 inches long?
Speaker 2:We're like a schizophrenic man. I said cut the appendix off. What that's not the appendix? You said the little pinky ding thing, so what do you do?
Speaker 1:Are we dealing with the appendix?
Speaker 2:I go for it. We cut the dick off. Yeah, we gotta deal with the appendix. Cut the appendix off. We're I go for it. We cut the appendix off. Yeah, we got to deal with the appendix.
Speaker 1:Cut the appendix off. We're going to fucking die, all right, we cut the appendix off.
Speaker 2:We need something.
Speaker 1:Let's say you watch a lot of Grey's Anatomy.
Speaker 2:Well, but we need something that looks like a mirror.
Speaker 1:Above you is a mirror. It's attached to the light. It's a big circular dome light that they use.
Speaker 2:We move the light into position so that we can look in the wound and see the mirror, so that we can cut the appendix off.
Speaker 3:Okay, and then, really quick, we grab. If we're not going to use the gauze, then we grab some of that gauze and we put it in our mouths. Our mouth, we're one.
Speaker 2:Bite down.
Speaker 3:Yeah, try to muffle screams. And something to bite down on so that we don't crush our teeth. Okay, because we're doing surgery on ourselves.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You take the light and you put it right up there and you position the mirror to where you can see your little dangly bit off your organs. It is quite unsettling. You hold your throw up back. Which dangly bit? It's your appendix. Okay, are we sure? You take the scalpel, like you've seen in Grey's Anatomy, you cut the appendix off and then you carterize it.
Speaker 3:And I say I've seen this before.
Speaker 1:You say I've seen this before in a room like an inner voice in your head, because you don't want to make noise. You fucking idiot. Okay. Thanks B so you sew yourself up, we burn ourselves up, so you sew yourself up.
Speaker 3:We burn ourselves up.
Speaker 1:You burn yourselves up. You are now In pain, but not as much pain as you were. What do you do now?
Speaker 3:Alright, yeah, I wanna. I wanna do a scan around the room. I'm looking for antibiotics, antibiotics and painkillers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wanna be high as a kite right now. I want to do a scan around the room.
Speaker 3:I'm looking for antibiotics, antibiotics and painkillers yeah, I want to be high as a kite right now.
Speaker 1:To the front of you, you see the dead doctor. Over next to the door, you see the dead nurse.
Speaker 3:She looks, it appears that she is blocking the door. I grab his prescription pad.
Speaker 1:You continue looking around. You see drawers, you see a big locked cabinet, you see more screens and various medical devices. What do you do?
Speaker 3:I'm going to open cabinets right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cabinets, drawers.
Speaker 3:I highly doubt they would just have antibiotics here.
Speaker 2:They should have some form of antibiotic in a syringe in an operating room after an operation.
Speaker 3:But would we know what that looks like? Would I know what that looks like?
Speaker 1:It should be labeled Antibiotics.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I believe you have a general knowledge of antibiotics.
Speaker 3:You know what like penicillin is would I know where to inject it?
Speaker 2:you already have an iv tube that you you would have pulled out.
Speaker 1:You are, you do have an iv and you haven't pulled it out. You haven't even looked at what it is that is crazy, oh my God.
Speaker 2:So then, on the IV, there's a port that you can just plug in and inject it.
Speaker 3:Okay, so I guess we're looking for that for the.
Speaker 1:Antibiotics. You get up. Your legs are a little wobbly, but you're still good. You're leaning on your IV stand, which is still connected to your wrist, by the way. The You're still good. You're leaning on your.
Speaker 3:IV stand, which is still connected to your wrist, by the way.
Speaker 1:The bag is completely empty. We've been here a while. As you are looking, you check the cabinet on the right. You look through all the drawers. You're finding gauze. You're finding various surgical instruments that you really don't need at the current moment. You look in the other ones. You're finding gowns, gloves, masks, goggles stuff you'd need to wear in the operating theater, and you looked in the big. You look at the locked cabinet and it has a glass front on it and you see a bunch of white little drawers on the inside that have labels on them.
Speaker 2:That's what I want. I need to find a key.
Speaker 3:Just close the door and shatter it.
Speaker 2:You and this fucking door. The nurse is blocking the door she's laying in front of it.
Speaker 3:So she's dead? No, yeah. Close the door.
Speaker 2:But she's laying in front of it. She's a barricade to anybody coming in Push her out the way. No, no, she's a barricade to anybody coming in.
Speaker 3:I'm pretty sure. But the door's already open. I'm pretty sure they could just push her out the way.
Speaker 2:Dead weight. Yeah, like a fucking wedge.
Speaker 3:If we're worried about zombies.
Speaker 2:You and this fucking door man. Where are we going to go?
Speaker 3:If we're worried about zombies, you and this fucking door man, where are we going to go If something comes barging in? It's like a fucking wedge, I feel like this is not a crazy idea to just go fucking take two seconds and close the goddamn door.
Speaker 2:Fine, go close the fucking door.
Speaker 3:Yes, let's go close the door, jesus.
Speaker 2:She's going to get up and bite your ankle and it's your fault.
Speaker 3:Well then, we were fucked anyways. Okay, I wrap magazines around my ankles first.
Speaker 1:There's no magazines, so you walk and you try to avoid all the blood and bodies everywhere. You get a little bit on your shoes.
Speaker 2:Wait, we got shoes.
Speaker 1:Feet sorry, you were in operating theater. My flesh shoes, you have the grippy socks, you have wet grippy socks now.
Speaker 2:Ew.
Speaker 3:I would rather take them off.
Speaker 1:You're walking to the door Gross and from the outside you hear.
Speaker 3:Very quietly close the door.
Speaker 1:Then you shut the door.
Speaker 3:And that's why we closed the fucking door. What else do you do?
Speaker 2:How do you know? I can't just fucking turn a goddamn knob.
Speaker 3:Well, at least there's less of a chance.
Speaker 1:I mean surgery doors don't have knobs on them. You kind of have to not touch shit when you're going in.
Speaker 3:How do those close?
Speaker 1:They're like push bars.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 1:That, or they don't have a way to lock you, just kind of push, see.
Speaker 2:They kind of swing, so they just push them. It lock. You just kind of see they kind of swing, so they just push them. So it's just going to walk in.
Speaker 1:It opens both ways guys.
Speaker 4:I would rather it opens both ways.
Speaker 1:It swings like this, oh wait.
Speaker 3:Hang on, I'm forgetting how an OR works. So the door that's open leads to the room where they wash their hands and all that. That is correct, okay, and we hear that creature in there, you assume Okay.
Speaker 2:I want to check the anesthesiologist and the surgeon and the nurse. We're over by the door. Check the nurse first for a and the surgeon and the nurse we're over by the door. Check the nurse first for a key.
Speaker 1:You check the nurse. She gets the phone. You go check the doctor.
Speaker 3:It's for the music. She brought the phone in for the music.
Speaker 1:Doesn't really have anything on him. You check the anesthesiologist who is behind the table and you find a key. All right, try it in that.
Speaker 2:Find a key? All right, try it in that cabinet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I assume.
Speaker 2:We try it in the cabinet.
Speaker 1:It's a key to his Honda Civic. No, I'm joking.
Speaker 3:Looks like a 2015. The cabinet is now open okay, um, we're looking for penicillin, right, we're looking for well antibiotics stronger than than penicillin we need.
Speaker 2:Uh, at the very least we need amoxicillin. Uh, we're gonna look for what. Would our guy even know the different level? He's a garbage man. He's had fucking infections guaranteed. He's taking fucking strong-ass antibiotics.
Speaker 1:He has watched Grey's Anatomy.
Speaker 2:Okay, so we're looking for some.
Speaker 3:I think we need to push one of Epi.
Speaker 2:Not Epi, not Epi.
Speaker 3:That solves everything.
Speaker 2:Not Epi.
Speaker 3:We've seen Grey's Anatomy.
Speaker 2:We're not looking for Epi. He's dying.
Speaker 3:He's giving me hints here. He's telling me we need one of that we're looking for an ivy administered antibiotic you continue looking and you find penicillin.
Speaker 1:You have the amoxicillin. You see something called vancomycin.
Speaker 3:There you go that's the one it rings a bell, so I shoot it up.
Speaker 1:You immediately jab the needle in your arm and shoot it up.
Speaker 4:And the entire needle.
Speaker 1:You don't know how much you gave yourself, but it's got to be better than getting infected, I guess.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I'd rather die from that than whatever the fuck just got inside me. There's a lot of stuff inside of us three people died in an operating room with me open. Okay, what are we doing?
Speaker 1:next guys, we've been in this room long now painkillers oh yeah, we need painkillers, we need painkillers
Speaker 2:uh, we know about Vicodin, not Demerol.
Speaker 1:I don't really want to walk with a cane, though you are a very depressed garbage man and you are addicted to pills. You know what? Some fucking.
Speaker 2:So we're looking for Oxycodone.
Speaker 3:Is that what you're doing? Do I see any Oxy? Yeah?
Speaker 2:we're looking for Oxy, for Vicodin, for morphine.
Speaker 1:We might find morphine. You find nothing else except 500 milligram ibuprofen.
Speaker 2:Okay, we're taking it. I guess Two of them.
Speaker 1:You take two Dry.
Speaker 3:Fuck my liver, stomach, fuck your stomach. Oh yeah, ulcers.
Speaker 2:That shit'sach.
Speaker 3:Fuck your stomach, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Ulcers, that shit's. Without eating Empty stomach, dry swallow.
Speaker 3:I will be all right. I think it's the least of our concerns at the moment. I have the shits but you know. Okay, so okay, we need a weapon. We heard that thing. We need a weapon Out there.
Speaker 2:We have surgical tools which are extremely sharp but very close range and we're very weak. Yeah, we have our IV stand. Can?
Speaker 1:we create a spear of sorts. You find a bunch of white medical tape. It's not super hefty, but if you wrap enough around it it'll be fine. You take a handful of scalpels and you wrap it around and tape it up and now you have a sort of skewering device.
Speaker 3:Yeah, With wheels. I think it's a one-time use, but it's still your IV stand.
Speaker 1:You also have not disconnected your IV.
Speaker 3:so oh well, yeah, I feel like we could do that right.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:There's nothing in it.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I feel like we would have had to take that out to administer the Whatchamacallit.
Speaker 1:You got two arms. No, iv've used bendy needles. You don't want to have like a solid needle in your arm.
Speaker 3:Okay, Probably pull that out and wrap it in gauze. Really quick Clean gauze.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's all cleaned up. What else do you do?
Speaker 3:All right, I guess now we have to go investigate.
Speaker 2:We have to face what's in the next room.
Speaker 1:We go through the swinging doors Revealing a dark hospital corridor. The emergency lights usually a steady glow are flickering erratically, casting long dancing shadows that seem to writhe on the walls. There is heavy and thick, with a metallic tang you noticed earlier, now stronger and undeniably like blood. The corridor is a mess. A crashed gurney lies on its side, its wheels still spinning slowly, and a few discarded surgical masks and gloves are scattered across the floor, along with what looks like an overturned tray of instruments.
Speaker 3:Okay, nothing else in the area, right.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:No enemies.
Speaker 1:Don't know. Well, let's look around for them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you look around, I want to see you have a hallway going forward.
Speaker 1:At the end of said hallway there is a dead body leaning against the door, all of its organs spewed about. On top of the door it says stay out, written in blood to your right. You see, something doesn't look quite human. It's laying at the end of the hallway, it's moving, making a sickling, sickening, gurgling noise, and it's kind of just gross sounding.
Speaker 3:Uh, it's like wet meat slapping a counter okay, at this point I feel like adrenaline might be pumping right yeah I feel like we're less so worried about pain now and more so like what the fuck?
Speaker 2:but I'm not gonna look for a fight with anything, no, no. But I mean like we could move. You can think in that we want to, we need to find supplies, we need to find real clothes, real shoes. Get out of these wet, sticky socks. We need to get to a pharmacy where would our stuff be? Our stuff would most likely be in our hospital room. Did we we checked in or did we go to the er?
Speaker 1:uh, you went into the urgent care, so we're fucked our stuff is gone.
Speaker 2:You can't go back if this whole place is fucking rotten like this. It started in the er, so we go to gift shop or we go to somebody else's room and raid their shit I I really don't want to go to rooms because it feels like a huge gamble of what's in there.
Speaker 3:Well, are there any rooms around us?
Speaker 1:Around you is just the hallway. There are no doors.
Speaker 4:on either side there's a door at the end of the hallway in front of you.
Speaker 1:That's a stay out with a body in front of it. And to your left there is a long hallway with the gurgling thing, whatever it is.
Speaker 3:So we got, we have to face it. I yeah, I'm kind of thinking we might just have to try and sneak up on it. I would say let's take the bag and the and the tubes off of the iv stand and make it just the stand yep as a weapon. Yep, and then we're probably not going to want to wheel it. We're probably going to want to carry it and try to get as close as we can to that thing. Yeah, and give it a good stabbing in the head.
Speaker 1:That's what we're doing All right, so you take the blood bags off as quietly as possible, or whatever IV bags not blood bags Lay them on the floor quietly. You pick up your IV stand and you're kind of walking towards it, kind of scared, not sure You're getting closer, you get closer.
Speaker 2:It looks up at you.
Speaker 1:Milky white eyes. It's noticed you fully. It's starting to get up. Stab it in the head very hard.
Speaker 3:I'll say that you are probably about six feet away, I'm going to rush it and stab it. Is that what we're?
Speaker 2:doing yeah, we need two big steps and thrust.
Speaker 1:Before it gets up, you run at it Two big steps. You stab it right at center mass. You didn't say where to stab it.
Speaker 2:I said the head. Oh, he said the head.
Speaker 1:You didn't say the head.
Speaker 2:I did.
Speaker 3:I said it like four times.
Speaker 1:You said the head. He said the head, all right, I'm not just gonna stab anywhere you go to stab it in the head and the scalpels break off.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I kind of figured that would happen.
Speaker 1:Bone saw it plan b do you have the bone saw?
Speaker 3:no, I mean it's in your inventory.
Speaker 1:I think you picked it up. You didn't do anything with it.
Speaker 3:All right, I think at this point I don't think we have enough time to just pull a bone saw out of our ass. So I'm thinking flip the IV, stand around and just go full.
Speaker 2:Blunt, blunt force trauma, yeah just smacking this thing over and over on the head, Pound it, get it on the ground and then pummel it in the head Okay, pause, is that what we're doing?
Speaker 1:Yeah, why pause you? Can see it's somewhat dazed by your initial attack, but it's still coming towards you. You flip the IV, stand around real quick like, and you start beating on it. I play baseball. As you're beating on it, you're hitting it head, body. It's moving around. You hit it in its organs and a pink mist starts emanating from it.
Speaker 3:Fuck. Oh, I'm covering my face with the gown as best as I can, and I'm gonna try to. At this point, I think we should run.
Speaker 2:Where To the stay out?
Speaker 3:No past it, and I'm gonna try to at this point. I think we should run where to the stay out no past it.
Speaker 2:Can we get past it to the stay out?
Speaker 1:no, to the left was the stay out to the
Speaker 3:right was the zombie. We charged the zombie. I say we just go past it now, alright, can we fight around it and keep going? I say we just go past it now All right.
Speaker 2:Can we fight around it and keep going to get away from it?
Speaker 1:If that's what we're doing. That's what we're doing. Yeah, I think it's knocked down. Okay, you, as you're swinging and hitting this thing, you see the mist, it's. You know You're real close on it. It touches your skin and starts to burn. So you decide to get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 4:You run directly to the left You're running.
Speaker 1:It's a long hallway. There are doors on your left, your right. If you keep going, there's a big door at the end.
Speaker 3:What do you do? I think we're better off. Does the door seem to lead to the outside?
Speaker 1:Beyond the door you don't know, there's no windows on it, fuck.
Speaker 2:We got to go through.
Speaker 3:Okay, I say we get to the door and then we stop and open it instead of just barging through into whatever is there.
Speaker 2:We know what's behind us. Open up that door.
Speaker 3:We can fight the one thing behind us. I don't want to walk into 50 of them, you know. So I say we get to that door and can we take a half a second just to listen?
Speaker 2:This thing it's coming on us Well pause.
Speaker 3:Pause first of all.
Speaker 1:The.
Speaker 4:Thing starts jorking it vigorously. It starts jorking its jankies it's progressing towards us.
Speaker 2:You hear the fapping behind you.
Speaker 3:It's progressing towards us. You hear the fapping behind you as it gets closer and closer.
Speaker 1:You haven't looked. You're focusing on running. I mean, we knocked this thing down.
Speaker 3:It didn't get up yet, we smacked it, and then we smacked it a bunch, and then we ran, we haven't looked, we don't know. We smacked the shit out of it before we ran.
Speaker 1:What if looked we?
Speaker 2:don't know, we don't. We smacked the shit out of it before we ran. What if it bruce lead and just jumped up?
Speaker 1:I mean, you don't even know if it's dead or not. You just you started running once you felt pain on your uh right okay, we get to the door, turn back and look yeah, before we open the door, take a quick look.
Speaker 3:How close is this thing?
Speaker 1:uh, you're. You're about, say, 15 feet away from it, and how?
Speaker 2:fast. Is it progressing towards us?
Speaker 1:all right, I mean, you gotta you look, you turn around yeah you turn around and the whole hallway behind you is filled with that pink mist. But oh shit, oh well, then, yeah, we go yeah, you don't hear anything, it's just it's full of the mist. Yeah, we go.
Speaker 2:Let's go through the doors. Go through the door.
Speaker 1:You open the door and you are met with a waiting room Nothing you know. There's chairs. To the left there's a desk where you like, check in or whatever. To the right there's an office, and forward there is a hallway that seems to lead to an elevator. Thank you all for listening. This episode was way longer than we intended it to be, so I have split it up into two parts. The next part will come out next week, and until next time, stay alive. Thanks for watching.
