Will You Survive... The Podcast
Immerse yourself in the world of cinema as we embark on a journey to equip you with the skills to tackle any disaster head-on. Through the lens of thrilling tales, particularly those of the zombie apocalypse, we'll unravel the secrets of preparedness. Join us as we explore the silver screen to empower you for the challenges that lie ahead.
Will You Survive... The Podcast
Will You Survive "Geopardy, Part 2": Unpredictable Trivia Tensions and Gaming Showdowns
Our latest episode of "Will You Survive" features an electrifying face-off between our contestants, Alex and Eric, in "Geopardy, Part 2." With categories like "Anything and Everything," "Movies You've Watched," and "Only for Eric," tensions rise as Alex cunningly snatches points even in Eric's exclusive territory. The banter is lively, the stakes are high
Hello survivors and welcome back to another episode of Will you Survive.
Speaker 2:The.
Speaker 1:Podcast and today we got something so special for you guys because I know you liked the last one If you didn't fuck you.
Speaker 2:But before I get to what we're doing, I am joined here by my two contestants.
Speaker 1:Hello, I'm Alex and I'm Eric, and before we get started, I need you guys to choose your buzzer sound. Oh.
Speaker 3:I'm going to, oh OK, so I think I'm going to go with my original me, me, me. I think it's a strong one and I think it serves its purpose. I think.
Speaker 4:I think last time he just went Alex. I think you're right.
Speaker 2:I think I'm going to stick with my Alex. Okay, very original.
Speaker 1:So if you guys couldn't already tell we're doing Gepardy, Part 2, baby Eric, are you seeing?
Speaker 3:the board. I am seeing the board host.
Speaker 1:Would you like to read all of our columns that we have?
Speaker 3:I would. But first I'd like to say that you are by far the most handsomest game show host and I love that about you. So our categories today we have anything and everything. My favorite from last time Movies you've watched, will you survive? And then the one I'm most interested for only for Eric, and then WYS video games.
Speaker 1:So you know there's some from the last one, there's a couple new ones. The will you survive category. It can vary from things about the podcast, things we've done in the podcast, things about us, pretty much all that. I really couldn't think of any survival related topics. It takes a lot of brain power to think of shit that you guys might know.
Speaker 3:I will say I'm feeling pretty confident looking at this board.
Speaker 1:There is a Final Jeopardy question that I will be asking you guys, so it could decide it all. I would like you guys to rock paper scissors. Oh, and I will narrate.
Speaker 3:Rock paper scissors, shoot they tied. Rock paper scissors shoot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and Alex wins Alex. Would you paper scissors shoot? They tied Rock paper scissors shoot. Yeah, and Alex wins Alex would you like to pick a?
Speaker 3:category.
Speaker 2:I would. So let me see here, let's see, let's see Chat. Should I play it safe or should I go big? I think I'm kind of feeling like I want to go big here. I want to know what only for Eric is.
Speaker 1:Only for Eric, of feeling like I want to go big here. I want to know what.
Speaker 2:Only for eric is only for eric 500, please, whoa only for eric, for 500, let's see what's on the board.
Speaker 1:It's only for eric. I feel like an unbroken what is the? Term for the point in the planet's orbit around the sun where it is closest to the star. Eric would know this one, ale, alex, alex.
Speaker 2:Alex Perihelion.
Speaker 1:Let's see what's on the board. Oh, it was a Perihelion Kaboom. Who knows that? Eric knew that, so I it's his category.
Speaker 3:I'm starting to think that this category is not going to be nice to me.
Speaker 1:So that is 500 points for Alex. Alex, would you like to choose another one?
Speaker 3:You couldn't have tortured that answer out of me. I don't know.
Speaker 2:We were just talking about the sun.
Speaker 1:You were literally just talking about the perihelion the other day. I've never heard that word in my life.
Speaker 3:Okay, I mean like the category's only for Eric. I'm being gaslit, okay, go on.
Speaker 2:No, okay, so we'll change it up. We'll go to. I'm so scared. I want to know what Will you Survive for 300 is?
Speaker 1:Let's see what's on the board. Will you Survive for 300? When was the episode, the WYS Interview, uploaded? Oh man. Oh my God, Now that's a very important episode because your host Yep, join the podcast on that episode.
Speaker 2:Yep, ok, so I'm going to chime in. Alex, alex, let's see, let's see, and and we didn't phrase this, we didn't say this ahead of time, but I think I think Josh is trying to call me out. Uh, I need to phrase this as a question, right? Is that the rule?
Speaker 1:oh, but nobody caught it, so points still count. If eric, if eric catches you, he gets the point.
Speaker 2:I will be thinking about it now okay, so when, uh when was the episode, the wys interview uploaded? Uh, alex says, when was jan 2024? January 2024.
Speaker 1:What was January?
Speaker 2:2024?.
Speaker 3:Eric, would you like to steal? How specific do you want this to?
Speaker 1:be. I need the date. When was it uploaded? You lost.
Speaker 3:October 13th 2023. You really think I've been with you that long.
Speaker 2:No, I'm going to give it to the person who answered it closest.
Speaker 3:When was yeah, when was October 13th 2023?
Speaker 4:Okay, so it goes to the closest.
Speaker 1:It goes to the closest. Let's see what's on the board. I know I won this March 29th 2024 is when I thought you'd been on here way longer. Yeah, no, I haven't been on here for too terribly long. The points go to Alex. Yeah, this is not good. I'm winning, Alex would you like to pick our next category?
Speaker 2:Yes, host, let's try anything and everything for 500, please.
Speaker 1:Let's see what's on the board On 11-11-24,. Who won the fight between Jake Paul and Mike Brown? Me, me, me, me, me, eric.
Speaker 2:Jake Paul.
Speaker 1:Let's see what's on the board.
Speaker 3:Between Jake Paul and Mike Brown.
Speaker 1:Jake Paul, are you fucking dead, ass, are you dead?
Speaker 3:ass. Who is Jake Paul?
Speaker 1:Nobody caught it.
Speaker 2:But I have an interesting conundrum there was no fight on 11-11-24 between my time and my kid.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, you're right. Why did I put 11-11?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I thought you were fucking with us. Who is nobody? Who is nobody?
Speaker 1:All right. Let me get out my notebook.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, why'd you laugh at the host man?
Speaker 2:What the fuck? I was laughing at you.
Speaker 1:Nah, I got the green book out, bring it out host.
Speaker 2:You won't need it, but you could bring it out. Well, you won't need it for me, this unruly character over here, I don't know who you could be talking about.
Speaker 1:So We've got Alex.
Speaker 2:No, you don't even need to mark down Alex, because Alex isn't going to lose any points.
Speaker 3:I trust you to do your system host.
Speaker 1:I gave Eric minus five at the start, so I'm just going to keep that, which is fair. Alex had minus two. I'm going to rework that it's a plus two, alright, alright. Eric just called me out because, uh, he said it wasn't on 11, 11 um I'm pretty sure that I did. Oh, wait a minute so that's that's oh, three probably um this isn't good what was it?
Speaker 3:I've forgotten.
Speaker 1:I said earlier sometime, I think, I said sometime.
Speaker 3:What did you forget? I don't know, we introduced ourselves, anyways.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah. I think this isn't good. I think Alex got the points for that.
Speaker 3:This is unfortunate. Alex, would you like to?
Speaker 1:pick our next category.
Speaker 3:I'd love to. I said Alex.
Speaker 2:I'm so confused. He thought, because we switched our names, that you were switching our names. Oh, no, because I was actually the one who called you out host. I'm sorry, oh no, no, no, I have to.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's already written down, I can't really change it.
Speaker 2:It's written in ink.
Speaker 1:School, yeah, school told me to write in ink for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2:You're like oh, you can't keep using pencils, so like it's, you know. So the points are right. So, alex, would you like I'm gonna take those points? Yeah, I would like to pick movies you've watched for 300, please, movies you've watched for 300.
Speaker 1:Let's see what's on the board. Nobody even got those 2012 film franchise. Did we not finish with two movies left in that franchise, me?
Speaker 4:Me, me.
Speaker 1:Eric. Oh what is the Hunger Games. Let's see if that's the correct answer. It was.
Speaker 4:The.
Speaker 1:Hunger.
Speaker 2:Games yes, turns out we never finished the freaking thing.
Speaker 1:I wasn't there, I did recommend it, I think to you guys from the behind the scenes, but I wasn't on. I did recommend it, I think, to you guys from the behind the scenes, but I wasn't on the podcast yet, if I remember correctly, the reason we didn't finish it is because we felt it was just very political yeah.
Speaker 3:It kind of deviated from the whole survival point, but in a different way, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I get it, I get it, I get it. You know just, lazy Eric, would you like to pick the?
Speaker 3:next category yes, host, I would like to do.
Speaker 1:only for Eric for 100. Only for Eric for 100. Coming from Eric, let's see what's on the board. What city holds the record for the highest altitude among the world's capital cities?
Speaker 2:All right, alex.
Speaker 1:Alex.
Speaker 2:What is the city of La Paz?
Speaker 1:Eric, you literally Okay. You're disappointing me, Eric. I had these questions just for you. It's only for Eric.
Speaker 4:I was trying to give you the head start on things.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you would think, and I don't even think. You even have answers. I'm just going to reveal it it's the city of la paz. Yeah, I knew that. I'm just yeah, no, no how, minus two points well, alex, I would like to say it was it was nice playing with you, man I I.
Speaker 2:It was a good game I expect better, okay, wait. So I at least thought that you would have known this from the game you guys were just playing.
Speaker 3:I've never heard of that place in my life. I thought that's how you came up with this. No, what I'm realizing, I'll give you some insider knowledge here, coming into the corner of Eric here. I don't know any of these questions that are going to be in the only for Eric section and that's about guaranteed.
Speaker 4:Only for Eric.
Speaker 1:It's in the name. It's only for.
Speaker 3:Eric. So what's your pick?
Speaker 1:I don't think you took enough puffs. You're playing the long game.
Speaker 4:You're waiting for some really high points he's going for end game.
Speaker 3:I'm just testing the waters. This is like chess to him, isn't it? You're testing it, you gotta. I know, I know you know, I know you know.
Speaker 1:The rest of them, though, you got it guaranteed alex for sure, alex. Would you like to pick the next category?
Speaker 2:you know I I'd love to host I'm a little afraid of that, uh wys video games. So I'm gonna go back to will you survive for 400?
Speaker 1:Will you survive for 400? Let's see what's on the board. This movie takes place in a post-apocalyptic Australia, alex, where a father Alex what is cargo?
Speaker 3:Let's see. I would have gotten that wrong actually. It is cargo, let's go. I read too fast. I read Australian and I was thinking of Little Monsters.
Speaker 1:I didn't read the rest of it, that's good, yeah, it's almost like you know, you got to be quick with it but also still read the question. Yeah, you gotta you gotta kind of pause you know a little bit when you're you, oh, you gotta be like eric and then read it a little more than what I got stopped off on, and then you can you probably get it. Wow, I, I appreciate that host.
Speaker 3:You are one of the people on this podcast.
Speaker 1:It is the Will you Survive category. I'm just saying I expect better, but it's fine. Alex, would you like to pick another?
Speaker 3:category. No, yeah, I understand.
Speaker 1:I'm getting angry.
Speaker 2:I would love to pick another category.
Speaker 4:I'm getting angry. I would love to pick another category.
Speaker 2:You're getting angry, I'm getting angry, all right, all right, host, I will try to uh temper your, your temper with uh. Will you survive for 500 eric?
Speaker 3:I swear to fucking god, you hate me why?
Speaker 2:eric, I swear to god I should have. I should have picked the only for eric, huh, you wanted that no, no, no, actually I'm okay.
Speaker 1:no, you said, will you survive 500? Let's see what's on the board. What is my cat's name? Oh, me, me, me, eric, oh I actually think I know it.
Speaker 3:Who is Mokey? Yeah, there it is baby, let's go.
Speaker 1:Eric got it, he's up to 800 points on here.
Speaker 3:I think I'm going just by the main digits.
Speaker 1:I think I'll just count that as 14 points and him as 14.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're never getting another point from here on out. All right, let another point from here on out, I think.
Speaker 1:I definitely forgot to put points on the last one. So, alex, I'm just going to write some down in here. An arbitrary amount of points Doesn't really matter.
Speaker 2:This is good stuff. Do you know what this reminds me of? I'm still in the denial phase Hang on. This reminds me of something. It reminds me of some of my favorite episodes of uh another podcast where something is completely, totally unfair and favored towards one player I would never say something like that against the wonderful host.
Speaker 1:What is wrong with he?
Speaker 4:doesn't even have his own category I don't have my own category I don't have.
Speaker 2:It's only for alex cheese. It might as well be. You know, some people are just ungrateful.
Speaker 3:Can we move on to the next category?
Speaker 2:I guess you get to pick, so.
Speaker 3:Mine is something To be determined later.
Speaker 4:Determine it later. Oh my God Eric you got that one.
Speaker 1:Pick a category. I just fucking squealed.
Speaker 2:I laugh any harder. I'm going to start sn one. Pick a category. I just fucking squealed Minus. Tbd I laugh any harder. I'm gonna start snorting, dude, I just-.
Speaker 3:Let's go. Wys video games for 500.
Speaker 1:Of course you'd go for the video games one.
Speaker 3:That's the only thing I got at the moment For 500 you have your own category.
Speaker 1:Wy's video game 500. I'm getting angry. Let's see what's on the board, guys. In this game you are in a plane crash and when you awake, your son is a nice find him. You must survive on an island full of mutant or humanoid creatures. What is it?
Speaker 3:me Eric. What is, what is?
Speaker 1:the forest? Oh crap, let's see what's on the board. It is the forest. Yeah, it's a survival game.
Speaker 2:Closest thing I could think of was Dead Island.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's mutant.
Speaker 1:You gotta show him a clip of the forest, because shit gets wild on the forest, it gets wild fast. After. She's like oh they're cannibals.
Speaker 3:And then it's crazy.
Speaker 1:To keep them away from your camp, you have to dismember them and put them on sticks.
Speaker 2:For everybody. If I can just do a slight little interrupt here, All of our TikTok viewers go over and follow Will you Survive Gaming? There's stuff up now. There's stuff up, yeah, and we want to get them to 1,000 so that they can go live with us and they can go live playing games. I know a lot of our survivors always ask me if we play these games and they play those games.
Speaker 3:We play those games.
Speaker 2:They play Project Zomboid. They played that one. One I've been posting today was Chain Together, chain Together. We've played that one. I've been posting this today. What is it? Chain Together, chain.
Speaker 3:Together We've played that. We're basically pros at that game now.
Speaker 2:Of course Minecraft. You guys Minecrafted up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we have a hardcore server that we've been playing on for a while. We've got a lot of days on it.
Speaker 2:By the way, I don't know if you guys have ever seen this video. I just saw it. Uh, two days ago it was a german grandfather who gave his grandson mein kampf. Oh, the grandson asked for minecraft, minecraft. But the way they said it in german was hilarious. They sounded identical. He's like, yeah, nine, nine, mein kampf, mein kampf. It was like I thought they were saying mineconf.
Speaker 1:It was hilarious, fucking grandpa bought his algorithm is gonna hear us saying mineconf, and it's gonna, it's gonna dude, you are right, you're right. Here comes the next scary mustache man is about to take down anyways isn't that ironic, eric, you got that last one and look, you're tied, you're almost tied with points on the board. On the board I was writing in my green book earlier. But yeah, eric, would you like to pick another category? Only for Eric, for 200.
Speaker 2:Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1:Fucking. Finally, dude, it's literally only for Eric. I'm giving you all of these questions that I know you know the answers to. Like we've talked about this. You said 200? 200. That's a little you know.
Speaker 3:I thought you would have went for 400.
Speaker 2:I have a chance for every one of these categories other than video games.
Speaker 1:Like you know, I thought you would have went for 400 just because, you know I'm going to go with 200. That's fine, that's fine, you know. Let's see what's on the board. Which novel by Franz Kafka tells the story of a man who wakes up one morning to find himself transformed into a giant insect? Aw, dude.
Speaker 3:How do you not know this? How would I know?
Speaker 2:this? How would you know, alex?
Speaker 1:Alex, you were literally. Okay, alex, would you like to?
Speaker 2:What is the metamorphosis?
Speaker 1:Like Eric. Oh my, let's see what's on the board. It's the metamorphosis. You wrote your senior paper on this book.
Speaker 3:I didn't even have a senior year.
Speaker 2:It was paper.
Speaker 1:On this book I didn't even have a senior year, it was just like two weeks ago on the podcast you talked about this book. You were literally talking yo like have y'all read the book metamorphosis? You told us we had to read it who the fuck is, franz kafka, the person who wrote metamorphosis.
Speaker 2:You should know, god okay, I'm, but this is funny enough. I have to interrupt Seahawks. Seahawks is getting the gist of the argument. She came down in a bubble dog.
Speaker 1:Her sister was a witch Don't make a witch in the West.
Speaker 2:She was a princess.
Speaker 1:She came down in a bubble dog.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Don't make a witch in the East, bro, in a bubble dog, yeah don't give me these, bro. I think I won that one, huh yeah alex won that one.
Speaker 2:He gets to pick the next category. I want to go with anything and everything for 400 tj anything and everything for 400 eric.
Speaker 1:You better be ready to buzz in.
Speaker 2:I swear to fucking God Me me me. Eric Eric.
Speaker 1:Oh, me, me me.
Speaker 3:Yes, Eric. Who is Dwayne the Rock Johnson? Okay, I'm just going to.
Speaker 1:This isn't a video podcast, so they can't read it, so I'm just going to read it real quick. Who is literally the most dog water actor and worst human on the planet Earth?
Speaker 4:Eric said Dwayne the Rock Johnson, dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Speaker 1:He said who Dwayne the.
Speaker 3:Rock Johnson.
Speaker 1:Let's who Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Let's see Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Speaker 2:Hey, dwayne if you're listening oh fuck, I fucking hate you.
Speaker 4:Where'd the money?
Speaker 1:go Dwayne. Where'd the money go? I'm so sick and tired. I'm on my TikTok all the time and I keep seeing this fucking trailer for Red 1, your stupid little holiday movie that you're doing. You're doing the same fucking character and how does it even make sense? You're not an elf, you're like six foot fucking four. It doesn't make sense. Duane and you. Yeah, duane and you you dragged.
Speaker 3:Can I can? Can I say the audience can't see this, but you know how most nicknames are quoted. Tj just put them in parentheses the Rock.
Speaker 2:It's true, he did.
Speaker 3:Dwayne the.
Speaker 2:Rock.
Speaker 1:Johnson.
Speaker 2:Parenthetic.
Speaker 1:No parentheses means multiply. Okay, you multiply Dwayne by the Rock.
Speaker 4:And then again by Johnson.
Speaker 2:Fuck you.
Speaker 3:You guys know how the Rock pees.
Speaker 2:The Rock? I'm talking shit, but I really don't have anything against you. Do you know how the rock pees the rock? I'm talking shit, but I really don't have anything against you.
Speaker 3:Do you know how the rock pees? How he Dwayne's his Johnson, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that was bad.
Speaker 1:In the water bottles on set. He Dwayne's his Johnson and then he makes his freaking assistant throw it away. Who does that Go to the bathroom, motherfucker god is that true?
Speaker 2:yes, you know what you get. You know what you get when you slap duane johnson's what. What happens when you slap duane johnson's ass? You hit rock bottom okay, are we ready?
Speaker 1:uh, next, next, next one I had to hit my vape because I'm so stressed out. Fuck, Eric. Would you like to pick a category or something? God.
Speaker 3:Yeah, sure, wis Video Games for $400. Shit, of course you would go there, yeah. I would actually WIS Video.
Speaker 1:Games. Let's see what's on the board, guys. What is the character Joel's last name in the game? The Last of Us?
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 4:Now me.
Speaker 1:I know this right away, I didn't even have to look it up. I didn't look it up. You can fact check me after this, alex, yes, alex.
Speaker 2:What is?
Speaker 1:Willis. I'll say that's very close, alex. But Eric, would you like to steal what is Wilkins Close in the wrong way? I would just be guessing that's very close.
Speaker 3:Alex. But Eric, would you like to steal what is Wilkins Close in the wrong way? I would just be guessing there's two L's in it. Me, me, me. Yes, Eric, who is Williams?
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm going to fact check myself on this.
Speaker 3:Are you? I don't know, I have no idea.
Speaker 2:I'm stealing an answer.
Speaker 3:Alex, that's not fair.
Speaker 2:Yes, what is?
Speaker 4:Miller.
Speaker 1:Your Honor flag. Flag on the play hey to be fair, I'll get the green book out.
Speaker 2:God, I told on myself and I said I'm stealing this answer, eric. I looked over at my neighbor and read his answer. You better not.
Speaker 1:Minus two points from Eric, but plus eight points to Eric, minus something from Alex Wait.
Speaker 3:Minus two, but then plus eight. Why?
Speaker 1:not just plus six, eric, minus one point. Okay, that's what I thought. Okay, we didn't even get to see what's on the board. Let's see what's on the board it's miller so who gets that point?
Speaker 2:I feel like josh got that point in the name josh.
Speaker 1:What's the next category name of? Both of you get points. Okay, rock paper scissors to see who gets to pick the next category.
Speaker 3:I will narrate.
Speaker 2:Damn it. Are you ready, alex?
Speaker 1:wins.
Speaker 3:Would you like to pick the next category?
Speaker 2:I'm going to go movies you've watched for 500, TJ.
Speaker 1:Movies you've watched for 500?. Let's see what's on the board. This movie should be an S? Tier on the official WIS ranking, but Eric is a little baby and put it lower, Alex what is Sean of the dead? Let's see what's on the board. Sean of the dead minus 50 points.
Speaker 3:What the fuck.
Speaker 1:It should be S tier. I lost points in an answer. It should be S tier.
Speaker 2:Eric.
Speaker 3:It really should be S tier no fuck you that shit's a fucking B tier movie, at best no.
Speaker 2:Whoa, you hear that chat. You cannot accept that chat.
Speaker 3:Minus Well when it makes me lose points in an answer.
Speaker 2:Minus no. Shaun of the Dead is S tier. Minus it's a masterpiece.
Speaker 1:It's all I got, alex, would you like to pick the next category?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd like to stick with my role here. Let's go movies you've watched for 400, please, TJ.
Speaker 1:Let's see what you got on the board. What was the main character's name in the movie Zombies? At the Beginning, I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that is a deep fucking, cut Me, me, me. That is.
Speaker 1:Now I'll give you a hint. How far back do I have to go? She doesn't have a last name.
Speaker 2:Yeah, try to remember, you called it. You already called me, didn't?
Speaker 3:you? What was the chick's name from Alien?
Speaker 2:That was Ripley.
Speaker 3:Oh, Ripley. Who is Ripley.
Speaker 1:You know damn well, that's not it, that's close enough.
Speaker 2:It's basically oh wait, what if it you know what? Alex? Yes, it's basically oh wait, what if it you know what? Alex? Yes, who is riley? No way, no, I mean dude they copied everything.
Speaker 4:That would be hilarious oh, okay that would be so funny me, me, me.
Speaker 3:Yes, eric, who is a name that I can't pronounce? Nope, alex, one last try who is alpha.
Speaker 1:That is unfortunately incorrect. Neither of them got it. Neither of them get the points. Let's see what's on the board. Her name was Sharon.
Speaker 2:Sharon.
Speaker 1:I would never have.
Speaker 2:No, no, I wouldn't have guessed that one, I know points on the board, but dog water movie I got the green book out.
Speaker 1:If you guys, you know you can't see this, this isn't a video podcast.
Speaker 3:Oh, I wonder who's losing points.
Speaker 2:It's probably me, eric, I was going to give you plus fucking 20 for the.
Speaker 1:I can't pronounce her name, shit, right, I don't even believe it.
Speaker 2:I don't believe it. You just sabotaged yourself, bro.
Speaker 3:This is self-sabotage, this feels like a parent who's like well, now you don't get this, knowing damn well they were never going to give you that you know what this is.
Speaker 2:This is self-fulfilling prophecy, right?
Speaker 3:here. Yeah, what are you? My therapist Also host. You suck. You didn't even give him points for the last time he got points. You're welcome for pointing that out, eric. I didn't give a fuck anymore, that's fine.
Speaker 1:I mean, you are clearly winning on the board. I don't? You know, I could just be not writing shit in this book the whole time. Yeah, I could just be bullshitting, but like it's fine. You know, I don't believe you. Neither of you got that. I'll just arbitrarily pick somebody to pick something.
Speaker 3:Um oh great. Oh, I thought you were gonna pick one I. I saw what you scrolled over and I got scared.
Speaker 2:I thought that's what he was going to do too, Eric would you like to pick one, I'll pick one.
Speaker 3:Let's do anything and everything for 200.
Speaker 1:Anything and everything for 200. Now I know exactly what's below this. Let's see what's on the board. Who is the eighth president of the United States? The eighth, yeah, the most important, like he did so much, much. I'll give you guys a hint it was a he um alex?
Speaker 2:yes, who is polk?
Speaker 3:eric, would you like to steal? Yeah, me, me, me. Who is thomas edison?
Speaker 2:oh no, I know what it is. I know what it is. I don't know, alex, who is Tyler you?
Speaker 1:know I hate to do this to you guys, but I'm going to lower on your level. I'm going to give you a hint. This man has three names. The middle one is Last name. Starts with a B.
Speaker 2:Well, there goes all my guesses. Are you sure? Did you look this up? I am so fucking positive. Last name starts with a, b. Well, there goes all my guesses.
Speaker 1:Are you sure? Did you look this up? I am so fucking positive. He was so influential. Questioning the host yes, alex, who is?
Speaker 2:Van Buren.
Speaker 1:Hey, eric. Yeah, let's see what's on the board, martin.
Speaker 3:Van Buren, bitch, I didn't even know he was the president. He's the eighth, literally the most influential president of our time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, of our time.
Speaker 2:Because he did so much more than Washington Adams Jefferson.
Speaker 1:Alex, you should literally know this. You were there. Lincoln.
Speaker 3:You voted Jackson. Yeah, who did you vote for in that election? Jackson had slaves.
Speaker 1:Nobody cares about him, even though that's kind of my last name.
Speaker 3:Fuck that about him, even though that's kind of my last name fuck that literally like you probably own my residence problem.
Speaker 2:Your people took their name from him exactly that's true. I feel like I should be entitled to some reparations here you got his name?
Speaker 1:no, I feel like you know the other Jackson's get shit. You see, for Michael Jackson he got killed, okay, but his dad, greatness, talk about getting shit bro. Yeah, you know he didn't get. He got killed, okay, but his dad beat greatness into the entire family bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, he didn't get brutalized and beaten by his dad his whole life. Anyways, he had an easy life.
Speaker 3:They're here. Who the zombies? I thought the gate would stop them. They knocked it down instantly.
Speaker 2:How much time do we have? They're already here, we should have bought that beautiful Los Angeles dream house in that safe neighborhood that Corinne showed us.
Speaker 3:I know it was so much more defensible and Corinne would have had us moved in before the apocalypse.
Speaker 2:Do you think it's too late to call her now? I'll try.
Speaker 3:No, no, we should have called Corinne sooner. We should have called Corinne sooner.
Speaker 2:Don't wait until it's too late. Call Corinne Salas today at 714-510-6443, and buy your Los Angeles dream house now. That's 714-510-6443. You can also find her on Instagram at nexthomebycorinne, or visit her website at corinnesalasnexthomegrandviewcom. That's C-O-R-I-N-N-E-S-A-L-A-S. Dot. Nexthomegrandviewcom.
Speaker 3:I'm in a state of shock and disappointment. Us.
Speaker 1:Eric, do you want to pick?
Speaker 2:something. I know you want to pick something. We're not getting the comment right.
Speaker 1:Does it matter? Yeah, of course it matters, you're literally above him on the board.
Speaker 3:This is like pre-tax. Let's go with WIS Video Games for $300.
Speaker 1:Okay, WIS Video Games for $300. Let's see what's on the board. Where can people go to get clips of us playing video games and being idiots? Me?
Speaker 3:me, me, me me will you survive gaming on tiktok? Let's see what's on the board what is? Will you survive gaming on?
Speaker 1:tiktok. Let's go make sure to go check us out on tiktok. Will you survive gaming? We got two videos up there, right now give us a follow give us a follow also give me a follow and send me a thousand dollars and I'll get your name tattooed on me. Uh, would you like to pick another?
Speaker 3:one eric wys video games for 200 host okay, wys, video games for 200.
Speaker 1:Let's see what's on the board. In this survival game, you play as a group of kids shrunken by a mad scientist. Me, me, me, yes, er, me, yes, eric. What is grounded? Let's see what's on the board. It is grounded, woo, woo woo, woo, woo.
Speaker 3:It's basically Honey. I Shrunk the Kids.
Speaker 2:That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the last one was for 300?. Yeah, okay, I didn't add it.
Speaker 3:You forgot to give me points.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I forgot to give you points, so that was 300.
Speaker 2:This one's 200. Yeah.
Speaker 3:I added it. I added it. Nope, you only added 300. I fucking added it. Okay, you know what? No, you didn't. You added 200 and then you added 100.
Speaker 2:Ooh, he's going back to the green book.
Speaker 3:I saw it coming.
Speaker 2:Can't correct the host dude.
Speaker 3:It doesn't matter, I suck up to him. I lose points. I say nothing, I lose points. You get an answer right, I lose points, eric, plus two million points. See, look at that I feel like it's going to be followed by minus two million and one.
Speaker 1:Eric, minus two million and one See Plus ten. Okay.
Speaker 3:All this math is so excessive.
Speaker 1:Eric, pick another category, he's not going to calculate this, let's go.
Speaker 3:Will you survive gaming for 100? Will you?
Speaker 1:survive video games for 100?. This game is about surviving the depths of hell whilst chained. Me, me, me.
Speaker 3:What is chained together.
Speaker 1:I actually knew that. One See what's on the board, it is chained together. I actually knew that one see what's on the board, it is chained together. Congratulations, eric. You have cleared out the entire wis video games category. Would you like to pick another category?
Speaker 2:the rest is mine. Yes, let's go except for only for eric. I mean, you would get your head out of your ass you would have dominated that category.
Speaker 3:Will you survive for 200? Will you survive for 200? Will you?
Speaker 1:survive for 200?. Let's see what's on the board. Eric was almost named this at birth Me, me, me.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:Eric, who is Skyler? Oh God, let's see what's on the board.
Speaker 3:It is.
Speaker 1:Skyler, Fun fact everybody.
Speaker 4:Eric's name was almost Skyler, whose choice was that gonna be.
Speaker 1:We all know we're not gonna say it. Hey, thanks for saving me, I got you who?
Speaker 2:who is jessica?
Speaker 3:who? Who is jessica?
Speaker 2:I don't know who is jessica who is.
Speaker 1:This is who is. Who is jessica. Anyways, eric, would you like to pick?
Speaker 3:another one Movies you've watched for 200. What Movies you've watched for 200?
Speaker 1:Sure, let's see what's on the board. What is the main threat in the movie Day Zero, according to?
Speaker 2:Eric and.
Speaker 1:I I think. Alex got that.
Speaker 2:What is zombie babies?
Speaker 1:I feel bad. I'm just gonna let's see what's on zombie baby.
Speaker 3:Eric, he didn't even watch the movie, oh my god plus 200 for.
Speaker 1:Eric, thank you, you get the points, alex also. Oh yeah, like you're losing Alex, would you like to pick a category?
Speaker 2:I mean here, let me go the hopelessness that eric is displaying. Is there even a point? Why don't I go with only for eric for 400?
Speaker 1:oh, gee, thanks no, I don't even know how I would know. This category is only for eric. Therefore, eric knows all of this because it's only for eric that's, everybody understands this except for Eric.
Speaker 2:You would think, right, yeah?
Speaker 1:I literally know the exact answer to this question because we were literally talking about it like last Wednesday.
Speaker 3:You would think that I would know this. You would think that you know this the category.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're talking on Wednesday about it, uh-huh, but like, let, we were talking on Wednesday about it, uh-huh, but like, let's see what's on the board.
Speaker 3:Yeah, show me the shenanigans, only for.
Speaker 1:Eric for 400. What is the title of the debut studio album by the American rock band Nirvana, released in 1989? Alex, yes, alex Fuck.
Speaker 3:Bleach. I wouldn't have known that. Oh, what is bleach Me, me?
Speaker 1:What is bleach? Finally, one of y'all catched. Oh my, I've been Literally. I don't want to call you guys out on it, but you guys are freaking horrible on that. Eric, I know, I know what is bleach you got it. You got it Bleach.
Speaker 2:You got it. You got it, yes.
Speaker 4:Woo.
Speaker 1:Minus 200 points, wow Okay.
Speaker 2:I should have known this bourbon was starting to taste a little too good.
Speaker 3:It's crazy how I'm still losing.
Speaker 1:Look after tax. You might lose Eric. Would you like to pick a category For the listeners? We have anything and everything for 100. Movies you've watched for 100. Will you survive for 100 and only for Eric for 300? Those are our remaining categories. I wonder what he's going to pick.
Speaker 3:All right, let's go anything and everything for 100.
Speaker 1:Let's see what's on the board? Weighing around eight pounds, this is the human body's largest organ Me, me, me, yes, eric, the skin.
Speaker 3:This is the human body's largest organ, me, me, me, yes, eric the skin. What is the skin?
Speaker 2:oh you, son of a bitch, I almost got himself.
Speaker 1:Let's see what's on the board.
Speaker 3:It is skin yes, fun fact, skin is an organ that's right eight pounds.
Speaker 1:I feel like I got a lot of more skin than that, but I?
Speaker 3:yeah, I feel like that will vary depending on the person. No, it won't.
Speaker 2:It won't no because it's the subcutaneous fat that adds to or subtracts the skin is the same.
Speaker 3:But you're telling me that a six foot four dude doesn't have more skin than me.
Speaker 2:We'll have more, yeah, but it's going to be by variation.
Speaker 1:It says around eight pounds.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're right, it does say around so unless you're like nine foot.
Speaker 1:I don't think that's going to be like so indefinitely.
Speaker 2:Babies have far less I think there's a high range. And we're probably talking exclusively adults.
Speaker 3:Okay, so we need to weigh our skins.
Speaker 2:There's a scale to do that.
Speaker 3:That is insane.
Speaker 1:Let's move on. Eric's skin is going to be inherently lighter. I like that.
Speaker 3:I like that.
Speaker 1:That was good Good jokes from the host. I see what you did there. That was funny, I'm going to go to the book that was good.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go to the book, Just for the chat, just so you know. By complexion we go from darkest to lightest. Tj, Alex, Eric, yeah, Because it's lighter.
Speaker 1:it was a funny joke. It was a funny joke. Eric, would you like to pick another one? It?
Speaker 3:was good. Sure, let's go. Movies you've watched for 100.
Speaker 1:Movies you've watched for 100. Let's see what's on the board.
Speaker 2:Alex.
Speaker 1:Yes, alex, who's this guy?
Speaker 2:Tick, tick, tick. What is the flare?
Speaker 1:Let's see what's on the board. Alex got that one. Let's go, eric, I forgot to give you the last one.
Speaker 2:How'd you like that?
Speaker 3:How'd you like that call?
Speaker 2:out before it was even up.
Speaker 3:The audience doesn't even know the question.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, audience, I'm sorry, I was just so excited to challenge my knowledge. I just wanted to challenge my knowledge. Don't hate me, host. I was like challenging myself. I went in the green book guys.
Speaker 1:I went in the book. I went into it.
Speaker 3:He was practicing his divination.
Speaker 1:The question was what was the virus called in the Maze Runner franchise? The answer was the flare. Alex got the points. Alex, would you like to choose another one?
Speaker 2:We will go with. I'm going to try to give Eric a break here. We're going to go only for Eric for 300, please, tj.
Speaker 3:Hey, thanks, man. Okay now, eric, really lock in for this one. I got the last one. I don't know why you're talking crap here. Like really lock in, no, because we also talked about this last one. I don't know why you're talking crap here.
Speaker 1:Like really lock in? No, Because we also talked about this last Wednesday. I'm literally locked in.
Speaker 3:I'm not letting you, I'm so locked in.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to let you win this one.
Speaker 1:Let's see You're not going to get this. What it is, only for Eric, for 300.
Speaker 2:Name the company.
Speaker 1:Me me me name the company that introduced the first commercially available lithium-ion battery in 1991 alex, what?
Speaker 2:what is sony?
Speaker 1:eric. Oh, what is duracell? I just wanted to give you like a chance um, eric and I'm I'm so just not proud of you because it is sony alex got the points. Not proud of you because it is Sony. Alex got the points Disappointed, I just you know.
Speaker 2:How did you miss every one of your category? I got one. Oh, you stole it from me. Yeah, yeah, you're right, that's the same.
Speaker 3:Hey, rules are rules, man.
Speaker 2:You know, tj this guy how could he not know one of his categories? You custom made this category just for him. I literally tailor made it just for him.
Speaker 3:How ungrateful. I literally got one right. I literally got one right Tailor made for all five foot two of him.
Speaker 1:Okay, and he still didn't get any of them.
Speaker 4:And I feel like he's not taking this seriously.
Speaker 1:Nope still wrong, he's just not.
Speaker 3:Five five.
Speaker 1:Five, four, five, seriously. And he's still wrong. He's just not five five, four, five four. He just doesn't even.
Speaker 4:You know, he doesn't even care doesn't even care yeah, doesn't even care that we have that's all of your hard work.
Speaker 1:One last thing on the board. He doesn't even care about that.
Speaker 2:He he wouldn't even I'll choose it. I'll choose it, alex.
Speaker 1:I'll do it would you like to choose the last thing on the board? I got your back. Okay, will you survive? Will you choose the last thing on the board? I got your back.
Speaker 2:Will you survive for?
Speaker 1:100?.
Speaker 3:I thought you were going to be like Only for Eric for 600.
Speaker 1:Imagine I scroll down it only goes on that column.
Speaker 2:It keeps going down.
Speaker 1:Will you survive for 100? Let's see what it is. What was the first episode Me? Will you survive for 100? Let's see what it is. What was?
Speaker 2:the first episode Me, me me.
Speaker 3:Yes, I am, it begins.
Speaker 1:What is it begins? What was that?
Speaker 3:What is it?
Speaker 1:begins Now.
Speaker 3:Well, are you asking. Are you asking will you survive? Or since you joined? I'm going to explain myself.
Speaker 1:I'm going to explain myself. So, viewers, if you don't know which you should know, you should be huge fans of us and already have us tattooed on you.
Speaker 4:But this podcast started in August 2023.
Speaker 1:A little earlier than that, they were recording like way earlier than that. It's a little earlier than that. They were recording like way earlier than that. It's a little weird. Um, the first thing uploaded on to the platforms that were on was it begins, but the first episode was dawn of the dead. However, in my little green notebook, I said if somebody says it begins, that's plus 400 points. Yes, so neither of them got it, but Eric got the extra points, so I'm just going to add 400.
Speaker 3:Hey, you know what?
Speaker 4:That's big math, because 400 is more than 100.
Speaker 3:What's that?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, it is, it's Final.
Speaker 3:Gepardy Whoa, no way, oh my God, it is it's Final Gepardy.
Speaker 1:Whoa, no way. Now, guys, nobody would know this because you're just listeners here and you're not behind the scenes. But behind the scenes I told the boys they were wondering what movie we're going to watch for the next episode and I was like you don't need to watch one unless you want extra credit. Oh fuck, oh God, help me. So the movie I made them watch, the glorious movie that it is, it's literally a fucking 10 out of 10 blockbuster hit. I'm sure they made millions of dollars with this movie.
Speaker 3:Totally not straight to DVD. On par with Shaun of the Dead, literally like basically the same. I'm going to my green book real quick now so do I stand as good of a chance as you do to get this question right?
Speaker 1:not if you haven't watched it. Oh okay, now I'm going to double check my question just to make sure I'm asking the right one and I know the answer. Alex, would you like to tell them what the movie was called?
Speaker 2:The movie was called Thanks Killing, from 2008.
Speaker 1:You know, so very topical Not to date ourselves here, but it is near Thanksgiving time, so you know, I thought I'd give them some really nice little hour-long movie. It wasn't that long Hour and six, to be precise. I would like you guys to tell me something. Answer this question. Okay, what's the kill count from Thanksgiving or Thanksgiving? How many people died? Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3:Me, me, me. Yes, eric, what is 21?
Speaker 2:Alex, what is? I think, what is 7?
Speaker 3:Oh shit, I was way off.
Speaker 2:And now, mind you, I'm counting the dog.
Speaker 3:Where's the dog?
Speaker 1:Now, I'm not.
Speaker 2:And the first one I'm counting, the very first one.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna give the person who was closest the grand prize of 200,000 points. I'm joking. You really thought, eric. You thought it was just an L. It's only like 50 points. Okay, final jeopardy. It's decision making time, that's not.
Speaker 3:Even if you gave me 20,000 points, I think I still lose. No, no, no, no no, it's 500 points.
Speaker 1:Okay, I changed my mind. It's 500 points. Eric, you could still win this While he's telling the socials. I'm going to tally up all the stuff in the green book, including the stuff on the screen. I am counting just the two front numbers of each of the numbers on the board, which is 39 for Eric, 26 for the bald one, damn. So yeah, eric, your answer was 20-something 21. Alex, yours was Seven.
Speaker 2:Seven.
Speaker 1:The total amount of kills, slash deaths.
Speaker 3:That's my drumroll.
Speaker 4:It was 14.
Speaker 3:14?. Oh wait, does that make a smack dab in the middle?
Speaker 2:That makes a smack dab in the middle.
Speaker 1:That means that I'm gonna have to give you guys another question.
Speaker 3:Hey, good shit Nice, I thought you guys would have got it.
Speaker 1:Now, this is from the official Kill Count deadmeatfandomcom. Counted deaths is 10. I'm not counting like, I'm counting all of the deaths total, so that's 14. Because you know he goes like off-screen shit and whatever, so the off-screen shit didn't count. So I'm just going to ask a simple question about Thanksgiving. Eric, did you watch it? Sure, so I'm not going to ask a question about Thanksgiving. I did you watch it? Sure, so I'm not going to ask a question about Thanksgiving. I want this to be as fair as possible, eric. Yeah, alex.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:What was the third thing uploaded onto the channel?
Speaker 2:Are you asking us To both of you? Are you asking us both To both of you?
Speaker 1:What is the third thing? So you know, it begins. You know Dawn of the Dead.
Speaker 2:Alex.
Speaker 1:Yes, Alex.
Speaker 2:What is Shaun of the Dead?
Speaker 1:Oh, you might be right. What was the answer?
Speaker 2:What is Shaun of the Dead?
Speaker 1:Eric, what was your answer?
Speaker 3:I don't think I'm right. But what is Resident Evil? That was way later. I think you're right.
Speaker 2:And drumroll please.
Speaker 1:Alex gets the 500 points because you know he's just better and he knows more than you. Eric, alex is Shaun of the Dead.
Speaker 2:An S-tier movie S-tier.
Speaker 1:S-tier movie Listenersers. I know you can tell it, we are tired as shit. That means I'm just defeated.
Speaker 3:It's about time for this episode to end.
Speaker 1:It has been an hour and like two minutes.
Speaker 3:I have so much energy, but I'm just plotting On how I'm going to overthrow this corrupt government.
Speaker 1:Now.
Speaker 2:I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:Alex make it a little long so I can tally up the points. Give them our socials.
Speaker 2:Alright, everybody, you can find us on all of our socials at TikTok, instagram, facebook Just look up Will you Survive the Podcast. You'll find us. On X, look up at Alex and Eric WIS we're also known as the boys WIS. You can send us your emails, for which we really enjoy reading. You can tell us your critiques. You can give us suggestions of movies you'd like us to watch and we'll take those out. We'll read them on the podcast and let you know when we do take your advice. Send any email to theboys at willyousurvivethepodcastcom. That's theboys T-H-E-B-O-Y-S at willyousurvivethepodcastcom. We also have a YouTube page. Go, look up. Uh, will you survive the podcast as well? There? It's not very populated, but you could find some cool stuff. And um, yeah, make sure you check out all of the other locations you can get the podcast. Whatever you're listening on, be aware you can find us on Spotify, apple podcasts. Tune in Amazon music I heart radio good pods anywhere. Apple Podcasts. Tunein Amazon Music. Iheartradio GoodPods Anywhere you get podcasts. There you'll find us.
Speaker 3:And if you're looking for some gaming content, go ahead and go check out. Will you Survive Gaming where TJ and I just play a bunch of different survival games and just kind of have some fun with that?
Speaker 2:Goof off and talk smack to each other. Pretty much it's a and talk smack to each other.
Speaker 3:Pretty much. It's a lot of torturing each other.
Speaker 2:Which is kind of the nature of all of our relationships. I think so.
Speaker 1:If you couldn't tell from this episode Especially when I'm tiling up the points here. So on the board we have Eric with 39, alex with 26. So I'm just going to put that here 39, 26.
Speaker 1:You would think this sounds good for me. So, tallying up all of yours, eric, I'll even show you. There's a bunch of stuff there tallied up here. Oh wow, and I ended up with the right. And then, alex, I got you at 216. So, if I tally it up, eric ended up with on the green book guys, eric had 324. Sorry, negative 324.
Speaker 3:Oh see, that's more Alex ended up with 216.
Speaker 1:That's positive 216. So if we add it together I already added it together on the book, or whatever I wrote it down it says doesn't win in a big circle right here. That's on Eric's side and the reason that this is this way. Congratulations, alex. You're the winner. Eric, you left during a recording, last recording, you left the room.
Speaker 2:That's right. Did you guys make a deal? We made a handshake deal.
Speaker 1:What the fuck? We made a handshake deal.
Speaker 3:This is straight up distractible. Now, what the fuck, guys? This is straight up.
Speaker 1:We're ripping the fuck out of distractible. But hear me out. You left during the recording. That was kind of rude, so I was just like yo, no matter what happens.
Speaker 2:Look at this guy. Look at this guy.
Speaker 1:No, no, don't do that, don't do that. No, no, eric Eric, listen, listen, listen, listen. You didn't even get to hear our whole plan. No, you didn't get to hear it Put the headphones back on.
Speaker 2:He's putting the headphones back on.
Speaker 3:You're going to make me sit here and okay.
Speaker 1:So scheming. You know, we did a handshake deal and he was going to win no matter what. So all of this was for nothing on your part. Alex gets to dub, he gets to pick whatever movie he wants, or whatever. I sent him all of the answers for only for Eric.
Speaker 3:I sent them all beforehand.
Speaker 1:Not not any other category, just only for Eric. Yeah, somehow I, I didn't I didn't figure that out.
Speaker 3:Not any other category, just only for Eric. Yeah, somehow, I didn't figure that out.
Speaker 1:But I thought knowing Heliosphere was a little weird. You really thought he knew the answer to fucking. What was this?
Speaker 3:I thought Heliosphere was a little weird.
Speaker 1:Hold on what was the 500 one?
Speaker 4:Also, yeah, sony, I thought would have been a little weird too.
Speaker 1:What is the term for the point in a planet's orbit around the sun where it is closest to the star? You thought he just knew that.
Speaker 3:Off the brain meat, bro, Look look, truth be told, that is some random science fact. Alex would know he started off with that.
Speaker 1:He did the 500 at the perihelion. Are you dead?
Speaker 2:I will say this. I will say this he is right. Like I am one of those fucking weirdos who I'm always watching, uh, documentaries on science, uh, space, and like I'm obsessed with space, so that one was probably the most likely that I would have known. Like I, I probably I didn't know that off of off of the definition, but if we got a little further into stuff, I would be like, oh yeah, I know what that is, but uh, yeah, that that is one of the weird nerdy things that I would know.
Speaker 3:All of the rest, though, yeah, truth be told, I should have I. I picked up real fast that I wasn't going to know any of those, but I should have found it suspicious how you just happened to know all of those even the one you stole see you did, I would have gotten
Speaker 3:that one wrong because I was thinking never mind, oh yeah, that's yeah, yeah, yeah I I literally looked up hard quiz answers, like hard trivia and the answer by the way, that one I actually did know because I grew up in the area of Nirvana yeah, out of all those, that is the one I would have known like, or I should have known so it was funny looking at all the answers.
Speaker 2:All he sent me was the answers. I didn't know the questions so I had no idea what the questions were. So I'm looking at all these answers like what the?
Speaker 1:fuck. I said in order bleach.
Speaker 2:What the fuck could the question be for this? And I'm trying to think like, okay, what can you use to purify water if you don't have? Like maybe, what can you like all of the different things bleach could be used for? And I'm going through this over and over in my head, and then when you go to nirvana I'm like oh my god and, like I said, I actually knew the answer to that one expecting it anyways.
Speaker 1:Uh, eric loser speech. This is rigged because you lost eric. This is, this is eric. You're a loser, you lost yeah, this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is no. I gathered that you don't win. This is yeah, okay, alex, your winner speech, my winner speech.
Speaker 2:I will be absolutely gracious and I will be very humble in saying this is what I get. I deserve this win because I didn't walk away from the recording.
Speaker 3:How humble.
Speaker 2:Because I respect my co-hosts so much, I won't just walk away from the recording. How humble. Because I respect my co-hosts so much, I won't just walk away from you guys. Hey, you should wipe your nose a little bit.
Speaker 3:It's looking a little brown from TJ's ass. My skin is brown.
Speaker 2:God, I already lost. You're such a racist. Pull out the book. This goes to next episode. This goes to next episode.
Speaker 1:This goes to next episode. Oh great, okay, I'm going to let me go to the next page. Yep, okay.
Speaker 2:Wait the next, the next page TJ. Is that the one that's dated March 25th 2025? Right, didn't we? Didn't we handshake like he's not gonna win between now and then?
Speaker 3:oh yeah, no, we did yeah honestly, I'm gonna pretend like next episode. Oh man, oh no, what a bummer bro you're like that.
Speaker 2:You're like that little kid in the social media oh, no, what a bummer man.
Speaker 1:Thank you all for listening. This has been the Will you Survive podcast. My name is TJ, that's Alex, that's Eric. Eric was the loser Stupid mustache. We love him, though I promise we're not mean to him. But yeah, really. Thank you all for listening. Until next time. News to me stay alive and fuck you, dwayne the rock. Johnson, I'm so sick of your shit. Fuck your little red. One movie, it is just not it. Tim allen did it better fucking in 2002 or whenever. The freaking santa claus. I'm so sorry.
