Will You Survive... The Podcast
Immerse yourself in the world of cinema as we embark on a journey to equip you with the skills to tackle any disaster head-on. Through the lens of thrilling tales, particularly those of the zombie apocalypse, we'll unravel the secrets of preparedness. Join us as we explore the silver screen to empower you for the challenges that lie ahead.
Will You Survive... The Podcast
Will You Survive "All of Us Are Dead" Pt 1: High School Drama and Zombies
Ever wondered if you could match the agility and bravery of your favorite zombie apocalypse survivors? Join us for a lively debate as Erik, Alex, and TJ humorously dissect the unique characteristics of the undead from "All of Us Are Dead." Get ready for a laugh as we challenge each other's physical prowess, questioning if we could pull off the daring feats seen on screen.
Have you ever considered how high school social dynamics would hold up during a zombie outbreak? Shifting gears, we analyze the intense storyline of a bullied student and a virus outbreak, sparked by a scientist father. We discuss the rapid spread of the virus and the disturbing events at the school. Plus, we dive into the practicalities (or absurdities) of maintaining social norms amidst chaos, adding a humorous twist by sharing our own high school experiences.
How far would you go to survive while maintaining your humanity?
Way to start the episode. Hello, no, I'm joking.
Speaker 2:I hear these points so fast, so fast.
Speaker 3:I'm not doing that again. It doesn't hit the same.
Speaker 2:It was funny that one time. Hello survivors and welcome to another episode of Will you Survive.
Speaker 3:The Podcast.
Speaker 2:I am your host, eric, because I won the last episode, which makes me the first winner of season four, and I feel very accomplished about that. I will be adding it to my resume, and I'm joined here by my two co-hosts, alex I'm alex and tj. I am tj, maybe they are them, possibly, and we're doing something kind of exciting. We're covering our first tv series, except it's not the full tv series, that's a third of it.
Speaker 3:So you're gonna get a part two baby and maybe a part three, probably a part four. What we're gonna do 12 parts for each episode of the series. Yeah, we're gonna do. We're just gonna narrate the fucking episodes.
Speaker 2:It'll be an hour each. That is true, each episode is an hour, so we could, but we won't. Uh, we were gonna do it's 12 episodes total. Well, we're doing. All of us are dead. First of all, that's, uh the series that we're doing, because it's a really great zombie series and I think it's. It's very interesting the way that the zombies interact, uh with each other and with the plot in general and how these zombies are. It's really interesting. I'm not going to lie, I don't really have any particular path that I'm thinking of for this episode.
Speaker 3:I can start us off with something. Sure, I'm just here for the talk. Quick question Are they zombies or are they infected?
Speaker 2:No, they die.
Speaker 1:They're zombies. Do they die?
Speaker 2:Yeah, die they're zombies do they die?
Speaker 3:yeah, they die are you sure though? Yeah, positive, because they don't. They keep going with like, like or no.
Speaker 2:They die when, like you, stab them in the neck yeah, because you're cutting the, the, the central nervous system, you're cutting the brain off from everything else. Now I will say they, they do die easier or in a different way than most zombies. It's not necessarily a headshot, but it is severing the brain from the rest of the body so it's like a real quick death to transformation, is what you're saying yes, like world war z yeah okay it's a lot like World War Z actually, with the exception of these ones.
Speaker 2:although they were very, I guess, agile, they were not necessarily super smart. They weren't like climbing on top of each other to reach high places. They were very much like ah, you're out of my reach, I'm moving on. They were piling on top of each other.
Speaker 3:Yeah, In the one scene in the library they like lifted one up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in the one scene in the library they lifted one up. I guess so. But I feel like they're not actively working together, the way that the World War Z ones kind of seemed like they were yeah. These were much more of an accident that they just happened to be trampling on top of each other.
Speaker 3:They're kind of shitty in the fact that they'll run at you, but that's their only.
Speaker 2:Mechanism is just like get to the food and then they're kind of just reaching and hoping that they grab you it seems kind of not easy, but a lot easier than most zombies to juke no, they were freaking, juking them like hella hard dude okay I wanted to bring this up dude.
Speaker 3:The reason glenn in the walking dead was so goaded, it's clearly because he was fucking korean. Do you see the acrobatics bro was hitting when he was running from dude from with the knife yeah, he was.
Speaker 2:He was ready for those korean zombies and he came up against these american zombies.
Speaker 1:So, like this ain't shit, just to be fair, and that's one of the biggest things I mean. Just look at our country. We're all all fat Like this is. This is not a big surprise.
Speaker 2:Look at how Dersu and uh, oh, he was a big guy, but he was like well, look at how big.
Speaker 1:Look at when they had to go get the cell phone and they were climbing on the outside of the wall like hanging on by their fingers, yeah. I could totally do that. Sure, you could.
Speaker 2:No, I could totally. I guarantee you I'd put money on that. I could totally do that.
Speaker 3:I can get down a wall, I can't get back up, though.
Speaker 2:Now from that height? I don't know, not from the height.
Speaker 1:I'd like to see you hang from my pull-up bar for 60 seconds.
Speaker 2:I will literally do it right now. If you bring it into my room right now, I will do it right now. That is not. I think two minutes might be pushing it, but I could easily go over 60 seconds as me and Eric are watching this.
Speaker 3:He's like I could do that. I've been looking into rock climbing, yeah. Tj said he'd think I'd be a great rock climber you do got the genes for the strong forearms, so it's possible.
Speaker 2:I think I have it in me, I'm not.
Speaker 1:I mean honestly, the majority of our students couldn't do that.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty confident in my grip. I think I I'm not. I mean, honestly, the majority of our students couldn't do that. I'm pretty confident in my grip. I think I could definitely. Now I could definitely move along a wall like that I don't know about, from that height but that has to do with my fear.
Speaker 1:The thing that was impressive about it was that they were hanging on by their fingertips. Yeah, I could totally do that.
Speaker 2:I don't, I don't, I don't know that, definitely not the majority of our students could do that because, well, they were hanging on by their fingertips. But you can't discount the toes, that when they're on the wall they don't have a ton of track like a ton of grip, but it's enough that it puts a little bit of the weight, it disperses the weight a little bit off of your fingertips, I mean.
Speaker 1:I understand the theory, but I don't.
Speaker 2:I'm a guitar player dude, that's not normal.
Speaker 1:The majority of our students would not even be close to that. And look at all of those students. They were all thin. Okay, let's be fair, though, Except for the one, like the one guy who was big, was the outcast of all of them. He was the exception, not the rule.
Speaker 2:Okay, but let's be fair. This is a TV show. These are not the average Korean students, just like American TV shows don't depict the average American high schooler.
Speaker 3:They don't even depict high schoolers.
Speaker 2:They're all fucking 40 years old.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Dylan O'Brien with his six pack is not a high schooler. Tom Holland is not a high schooler. Tom Holland is not a high school. He is older than me, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's a TV show. I don't know if we can use, if we could say that in particular, but I definitely think I could do that.
Speaker 1:Well, except for the fact that, factually speaking, other countries Korea included mandate physical education.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's true. I am not saying the United States does not make you do anything anymore. I'm not saying the United States is the pinnacle of health, by any means.
Speaker 3:Just think about it as Americans. You know big, tough Americans. We are bigger than most Koreans.
Speaker 2:Not all of us.
Speaker 3:So Actually, maybe Well not you, eric, you're basically Korean I could survive this shit. I could push all them zombies off me, bro, you see how they were throwing them off, bro. They must just weigh Eric's pounds. You know I could throw them.
Speaker 2:You know what's funny, these zombies? With the way that they're running at you, they would probably legitimately bounce off of you from the force that they hit you with.
Speaker 3:Legitimately, like I said when we were watching it.
Speaker 2:I'm getting like heavy denim and like leather and I'm just going ham, I'll get a suit of armor. Do you guys remember that kevlar dude, kevlar shark suit? Do you guys remember that? It's a football play, that? Um? What was his name? Was it ray lewis? Is that a football player? Yeah, he's a big guy, right? Yeah, I there was. I don't remember what team, but some guy tried to blindside ray and he was probably like half his size. He tried to throw a block. No, he tried to blindside him because he goes back to the sideline. He got fucking, he got rolled and he. He goes back to the sideline and the first thing he says is I tried to blindside ray, he fucked me up, he did, he threw the sideline, and the first thing he says is I tried to blindside.
Speaker 1:Ray, he fucked me up, he did.
Speaker 2:He threw the guy, that would be the zombies hitting TJ.
Speaker 1:You got some Kevlar shark suit and you could do that, but you've got to be flexible, I mean like I feel like I'll be able to survive.
Speaker 3:Also, speaking of sports people, you seen fucking Shannon, fucking shannon, sharp, fucking. No, you didn't see what happened bro put on an instagram live on accident and then started oh, I did see that, and then started laying me and he got fired. Oh, no, whatever sports network he was on.
Speaker 2:I don't watch sports, that's rough I bet you those porn contracts are coming in though.
Speaker 3:Oh dude, he like that hey I'm saying I heard some of the audio uncle's laying it bro, uncle's doing it, but yeah, poor guy that sucks any topics y'all want to bring up about the show there's a uh, I do like how this had a beginning.
Speaker 1:It wasn't just the fact that it just started. Nobody knew yeah, tj.
Speaker 2:Why don't you tell us about the beginning?
Speaker 3:so basically there's this uh guy, um. So the show starts off kids getting his ass beat. They're on a rooftop, he's getting fucked up by a bunch of dudes Turns out they didn't know it but he was going zombie mode and he gets tossed off the building. They're like, oh well, he's dead. So that guy has a father. That guy's father is a scientist but he works at the school as a science teacher and he was sick of his son getting bullied so he made a zombie virus. He was sick of his son getting bullied so he made a zombie virus. And basically it's all his fault. And some chick gets bit by a rat. She bites somebody else or no, she gets bit by a rat, goes to the hospital, bites a nurse or doctor or whatever. Then you know, so on and so forth Zombies everywhere in Korea.
Speaker 2:Pretty much. Yeah, she got bit by the rat. It was a. Yeah, she got bit by the rat. It was a student who got bit by the rat. And then the teacher, uh, who was the dad of the kid who kept getting bullied uh locked her in the science closet. And then there was this big rumor going around the school of, oh my god, the science teacher totally kidnapped her and is doing crazy things to her. And then it ended up being true and they're like oh shit wait like. What the fuck which like?
Speaker 3:is not wild for this school because they freaking took a girl to like an abandoned warehouse and just like an abandoned yeah, an abandoned building of some sort made her strip and like videoed it and was like we're gonna release it, like what yeah, that was a bit, that was a bit wild.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was not my high school experience. Yeah, it was not my high school.
Speaker 3:I mean that one time they did time yeah but that's, you know, expound woke up in a dark alley.
Speaker 2:You know it's fine, but yeah, I mean high school, right, come on, we've all been there.
Speaker 1:Everybody's been there for sure. I don't recall my high school being like that, guys, I mean like your high school had what?
Speaker 2:like two students in it, a teacher and y'all pretty much did farming right back in the 1910s no, it was more like one big red building with a teacher in a blue dress and 25 kids in pews dicks so the other thing all boys school. The other thing that, uh that I would say about the.
Speaker 1:The start of this was they actually kind of showed the exponential growth. Right, she got bit, she bit somebody she bit.
Speaker 2:So then she got Well, she escaped from his closet and she ran to the nurse and then she ended up biting the nurse. There they got, they rushed the girl to the hospital where she bit two nurses at the hospital and that's started the virus spreading in the city Right. And then the nurse in the school started tweaking out and the actually some of the guys who uh, were doing that nasty thing with the girl in the abandoned building came across the nurse who were like yo, she's tweaking. And then she turned around and went full zombie mode on them and they were like what the fuck yeah?
Speaker 3:no, they were like yo she tweaking dog, you would think that.
Speaker 2:I speak Korean, no, literally full.
Speaker 3:English. They said that it was crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was all Korean, except that one line where they were like yo, she tweaking Like in my accent.
Speaker 3:It was weird, like it's perfect, and then they just went back to.
Speaker 1:Korean.
Speaker 3:So did you guys it with the? Well, I assume it's Korean. I watched it in 2x speed. It just kind of sounded like so I was just reading the subtitles. Okay, that's one way to do it.
Speaker 2:This guy had it on. I'm going to call you out. He had it on English at first and although that would have been very convenient for me, who was trying to fall asleep disgusting, yeah, I, I was, I was.
Speaker 3:the english dub is so bad oh for this movie, because it's like english does not match up with the cadence or the like it's how they said it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, and see for me, when I'm watching, like anime, it is very, I'm very particular which ones I watch it in english and which ones I watch it in japanese. Because, like naruto, great english, but like dragon ball z is good english, but the japanese is awful. So you gotta like. You know, there's this one show. It's called Ghost Stories. They didn't give them, like, the translation for anything, so they just told the English voice actors to make shit up. That's where that one clip Wait.
Speaker 3:I think I've seen Act like a big black man is chasing you. Yeah, at least he's not racist. Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2:I've seen that clip oh yeah, no it's well, this show was not that, no, it's, but it's. The English is just, it's just not it, it's not it's not, it so voices won't.
Speaker 3:I had a.
Speaker 2:I think my exact words are are we really gonna listen to this in English?
Speaker 1:well, okay, this is. This is this dumb ass over here thinking he can fucking speak korean because he's over there working on his fucking laptop, not looking at the screen okay, that's a rookie.
Speaker 3:That's eric, that's a rookie move. Because, like, I'll do that when I'm watching some like not english shit and I'll be like, oh wait, I can't speak this and I'll have to turn back and go back before he did that with flu yeah I definitely did do that.
Speaker 2:But here's the thing I've already seen this series, so I was more just catching up on the events and what order they played out in. And, by the way, I'm working too.
Speaker 1:So I'm looking at my fucking phone while this is on and he's like are we really gonna listen to this in english? I'm like you fucking asshole.
Speaker 2:You know what I wanted you to pay attention? Oh yeah, you wanted me to pay attention.
Speaker 1:I've already seen this, so have I Well pay attention. I've seen the whole fucking season.
Speaker 2:I have too.
Speaker 1:What are you fucking giving me shit for so?
Speaker 2:catch up, tj. What the fuck dude.
Speaker 3:Bite me, tj, fucking TJ. I watch actual good things Bullshit. This is great. It is great. I gotta admit that I do love the way that Koreans do the fucking zombies. This is straight up train to Busan. Just not on a train, it's a school to fucking wherever the fuck they were.
Speaker 2:Busan. Yeah, I let's talk about something that I think TJ and I have on our minds the bathroom situation in episode four.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was rough.
Speaker 2:They were stupid about all of that. They kept acting. What was his name? Desu Desu. They kept acting like his idea was dumb. Yeah, and his idea made the most sense Girls go into the broadcasting room, the boys will pee out the window, and then the boys can go in the broadcasting room and the girls can pee out the window. I feel like you can create a harness of some sort to make it safer, like I. I definitely don't think it's the move to make a toilet in that room because that had to stink so bad.
Speaker 3:no, and like it wasn't like it's nothing to catch it and dispose of it. So you're just like piling on top of piles which I know.
Speaker 2:The idea is that you're not going to be there that long. But why do that to yourself when you have an open window in this situation?
Speaker 3:you're full you're. You're in a room of like fairly attractive chicks. I'm pulling my dick out to piss out the window. I don't give a fuck. Everybody's dying around me. Do you think I really care if somebody sees my wiener?
Speaker 2:yeah, that's also the thing like the whole this whole series, which I kind of get it because there's my theory is that they're clinging to some sense of normalcy, but there's a lot of points where they're like well, oh, like the kids in the bathroom, yeah, where she's like are you really gonna talk like that to an upperclassman? Yeah, are you for real?
Speaker 1:we just watched people eat each other and you're really gonna act like you have some standing as an upperclassman right now well, they upperclass my coochie lips, motherfucker they did kind of point out the the hypocrisy sideways I'm going to try to say this correctly, because it was hypocritical of her to say that and then, at the same time, they had a conversation about where did the 11th graders go or the juniors go, and they said I don't know, they're all zombies. It's not like they're staying in line right. So it's kind of stupid you just pointed out. It's kind of stupid in this situation to still be trying to hold on to that tradition, yeah, of don't talk to an upperclassman that way there was a few points like also miss park.
Speaker 2:It sucks because I I understand her point but at the same time that one chick straight up murdered, uh oh my fucking god, that stupid hoe.
Speaker 3:Like what kind of classist? Like like what is up with? Like zombies, making people just murderers? Like how does that? Just like immediate, like yes, I say some wild shit, like yeah, I'll shoot a dude in the leg, type shit, but I'm not gonna like just straight up murk somebody because they are on welfare. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:It didn't make people murderers. People are murderers and they just take advantage of the situation.
Speaker 2:I agree Like she was an evil, evil person, the way that vile, horrible evil that she kept doing that entire fucking show, on top of how annoying she is. Yeah, for the sake of the group, I think knocking her out a long time ago would have done her some good just like that crazy old ass lady in freaking mist.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna, yeah, beat her up, chuck her in a room, put her in the freaking sound booth, bro one good fucking knockout to just put her in her place real quick so she learns that this is a different fucking world and you don't get to be that way anymore I'm not gonna turn into like a freaking serial killer in the apocalypse, but in the apocalypse it's the apocalypse.
Speaker 3:These hands are rated e for everyone.
Speaker 1:I'm punching you in the face if you start acting stupid all right so so one thing I will say on this, this particular show which I liked. I think this was great. We all just had a little conversation on high school. We all had different experiences. Definitely don't go back to the whole fucking 1920 shit, asshole.
Speaker 2:But the fact that they made the high schools exist.
Speaker 3:Schools exist Fuck you Wait, wait, wait. So back then were you using like stone tablets and chisels, or did you get to the number two pencil? He was probably using the number one pencil. Avid notes must have sucked we use number two these days, but back then all they had was number one. It was just a piece of like charcoal. You're such a dick.
Speaker 1:So the fact that they made this in a high school setting and they kept most of the usual high school bullshit all this did was intensify all of that rivalry. We got to see it right. They this girl who thought herself to be so much better than everybody else, especially better than a kid on welfare right. So that exists, that's realistic, that there's definitely this classist system in high schools.
Speaker 3:That was definitely not me, though. I was friends with literally everybody the weird kids, the popular kids, the sports dudes I was literally friends with everybody I had friends in the football team.
Speaker 2:I had friends in the baseball team. I was in band. I had friends in band. I feel like being drumline and band is like this weird middle ground where, like nobody, everybody looks at you and like you're a band, you're a nerd, but you're like the cool side of the nerds. So hi, I don't know. I never felt bullied or anything.
Speaker 3:I felt like I pretty kind of fit into everywhere I made sure to make friends with the quiet kid, just so he could, you know, know, hit me up, just in case. I'll tell you. My experience was.
Speaker 1:I was a complete loner. However, everybody knew me and they all knew me because of my brother, so they all knew him and they all wanted to be like he was the popular one. I didn't want to be known by anybody. When he would go to parties and I knew some people so they would invite me to these parties I'd go and he'd be there, Right. And what was funny is him, me and his best friend would always be sitting out in the front yard in his buddy's car blasting music outside. Not in the freaking party, where it always resulted in fights and stupidity, but nonetheless I I think that was a good. A good point of this. This show is the juxtaposition of the normal drama that occurs in high school that's massively intensified by being trapped in this high school during a freaking zombie apocalypse it's kind of hard to put in perspective, but you gotta remember that these are supposed to be high school kids and I think you're right.
Speaker 2:The situation just intensifies. The normal childish responses, even the what would just be normal bullying turns into murder. And now that's why I say I think a good knockout early on would have saved her from doing anything like this if she just got checked real quick, real early. But I think they were way too nice to her and I think that caused her to think she could do whatever the fuck she wanted.
Speaker 1:If I can, I'll bring up a point on that matter that proves your point. I think of it like a dog, the kid. I have a hard time remembering their names.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's a note to make. We're just silly little americans, all right, I, we're, we're gonna try, but so there's a lot of names.
Speaker 1:I think the the main character, the one that we met first, he's uh chung san yeah so, chung san, when, when the girl, essentially, was discovered to have murdered his friend, he really I don't, you know, he didn't lose his shit really, but he lost the respect that he had where he had been listening to the teacher all the time. You know, she said stop, he would stop. This was the one time, remember, he pushed her and he actually pushed the teacher away from him, showing that he really could have dominated that room at any point.
Speaker 1:It was only his boys holding him back and uh, oh, I remember the guy's name that I was thinking of. Not dare sue, it's a bear sue, remember? They kept calling him bear sue because he had stinky feet and they said, oh, I smell him from here. They kept making fun of him yeah, well, no, they yeah. They said his sweat no, no, that's their suit. That was, that was the bigger dude, the, the guy who had a crush on the president. Who chung san's uh, the girl that chung san had a crush on.
Speaker 1:She had a crush on him oh, oh that was bear sue ex fight club dude yeah yeah, I like that guy, he's chill so he, um, either one of those two guys could have thrown the teacher down or out of the room, or they I mean they could have dominated that room, but it was exclusively their respect that kept them in check yeah, so that was another point that I was making that they, I I think of it as like a cling to normalcy that they're looking for, because they are still children, looking for some guidance.
Speaker 2:And there's I. Once you find out she murdered your best friend, you don't care about guidance anymore. I get it. I understand. I'm surprised. All he did was push her.
Speaker 1:No, I get it. I completely understand what you mean.
Speaker 2:I don't think I. I'm a pretty chill person. It takes a lot to make me angry. I think to save her life she needed to be knocked out pretty early to get checked.
Speaker 1:Can I say also again, just because, uh, you know we're not, we are a podcast commenting on a fictional show and all we want to say is these damn actors, oh, she did great, make me hate her.
Speaker 2:So amazing. She's a great actress, because I fucking hated her. Absolutely hated her. When she walked out that door I was like please let the zombies come.
Speaker 3:God, if you hate a character so much, you want them to die. The actor's doing their job. However, dwayne Johnson, I still haven't forgot about you.
Speaker 2:You bitch ass, motherfucker what do you do with this guy so?
Speaker 3:much dude. You're so ass. You're literally the worst actor.
Speaker 2:Hit me up right now, so we can square up. No, you're so.
Speaker 3:You want to square up with dwayne the rock johnson dave batista is a far better actor, and so is john cena. They did it right. You're doing stupid the no winning clause in your contract. Pussy move brother.
Speaker 2:Hang on, I like Dave Bautista, but better actor than Dave Bautista, dave.
Speaker 3:Bautista's a better actor.
Speaker 2:I forgot some things that Dave Bautista's been in. I take that back.
Speaker 3:No, Dave Bautista's a better actor, and so is John.
Speaker 2:Cena, john Cena and Dave Bautista are like straight from WWE to acting. Perfectly are like like straight from wwe to acting perfectly did it. I like john cena. John cena in that firefighter movie where he takes in those three girls, or the yeah, those three girls. That's a hilarious movie. It has michael, michael keegan, michael key I cannot remember.
Speaker 3:I can remember one of his roles where he was like a, a drug dealer, and he was like I got bikes, I got perks, I got stuff to make you happy, to make you sad, I got. He just names like a bunch of that's like that's like 21 or 22 jump street.
Speaker 2:Those guys were fucking hilarious yeah, but you don't remember the movie where he's like, uh, he's uh, oh god. What do they call him? He works in like a forest, he's a four, he fights forest fires.
Speaker 1:I don't know what movie you're talking about.
Speaker 2:He's a smokejumper. Is that what they're called?
Speaker 1:Smokejumpers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it's a movie where he's a smokejumper. I think Michael Keegan is in it too. From Key Peele there's a scene that you've probably seen where Michael Keegan is standing next to john cena and he's like, oh, big daddy would have been so proud.
Speaker 3:I like how you're saying michael keegan instead of keegan, michael key uh, it's playing with fire.
Speaker 2:The movie is playing with fire yeah, but he like does these ridiculous cries where he's like and john cena's just fucking breaking character, like every two seconds because it's fucking hilarious. But but I don't know we're getting off on a tangent.
Speaker 3:Very far away from the movie, but speaking of fire hoses, okay, yes, that scene.
Speaker 2:Episode four. Well, no, that's like episode two.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no no, no, the fire hose where they're trying to escape up like the stairs and stuff with the important people.
Speaker 1:You talking about that, the fire hose. Yeah, the assembly woman.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I was thinking of the fire hose that they made to get down to the broadcasting booth Brilliant, brilliant, smart, very smart.
Speaker 3:I don't think.
Speaker 2:American kids could do that. I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1:Climbing down. That's tough.
Speaker 2:No, I could also do that, that I but the the thought process to actually make footholds and then to actually do it.
Speaker 3:I'm not gonna lie, I don't think a lot of kids these days, most of our schools here are not that high up, two floors max for a high school just because this was pretty funny, do that war cry for the goblins again, please do that war cry for the goblins again, please, okay, okay. I wanted to talk about that one scene where you know she rubs the freaking bloody thing on his leg and he turns into a handkerchief that shit was heartbreaking, bro. Yep, yeah, it was when he started changing like he.
Speaker 2:He knew he was fine, he's the first one in this whole series to distance himself from everybody else when he realized he was infected he was like yeah, stay back. I got it. Everybody else kept being like no, I'm not infected, and would keep trying to move towards people. He was the only one who said stay away from me, I'll let myself out, I'm going to leave.
Speaker 1:He tried at first, but then it. It became obvious to him that was he was infected. That showed his character so much I can't believe she fucking, but again let's talk about the, the directing of the uh korean style, how they overlay the father who started all of this talking about what the infected goes through right at that moment.
Speaker 3:He's talking about how he becomes afraid and then they show what he's seen Everything he's going through. Everybody's laughing at him and he's like stop.
Speaker 1:What are you doing? That shit was so fucking sad. That was heartbreaking, which I think makes it easier for you to hate the girl. Oh so easy. For what?
Speaker 3:she had done, for what she put him through. And then his friend freaking, you know took it upon himself to fucking risk his life to get him out of there by doing the whistle, the same whistle that he did when he was in the room.
Speaker 2:Oh, the way Desu stood up to fight, fight him off like he was crying yeah and he, he still stood up to fight him off, but before jung-sun started, um whistling, whistling, yep, like everybody in that room besides that fucking bitch, yep. Everybody in that room, while going through grief, handled that as best as they could.
Speaker 1:That was very good. Which can I also bring up now? You just segued to something that I wanted to ask about. This brings up survival versus humanity, if you will right that situation aside, because she was definitely not doing that for survival, she was just an evil See you next Tuesday, couldn't stand that.
Speaker 2:she was wrong. That's what it was. It was an incessant need to be right enough to kill a person for it. That was it. That is wild.
Speaker 1:But all of the tension besides this one right, all of the rest of it, especially after her. But all of the rest of it, rest of it, especially after her, but all of the rest of it, the tension that the director made you feel in keeping your humanity and the teacher was trying to do this, keeping them, keeping them all relatively calm, right, keeping your humanity while keeping the survival instincts up, because you can't let your guard down right. And the father actually made a point of this when he was rationalizing to the detective why he had done this, and all of the fact that humans aren't naturally humane and humans are suppressing their natural instincts by being humane and therefore what he had done was actually release the human being to be what he was meant to be he had a very skewed idea definitely, but very cynical very with that idea in mind, it was a good tension builder that you know that everybody is now fighting for their lives, right, all of us are dead, and they kept repeating it.
Speaker 1:They don't want to go out quietly. They're going to keep fighting for it and trying to survive while trying to maintain their humanity. Isn't that something that I mean God? I think it's at least worth talking about a little bit.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, I think that's a main trope that a lot of zombie shows and movies have to take on, because if you try to ignore that, there's nothing really there. As for substance in the genre, the idea of trying to balance your morality and your uh, your humanity with survival, um, I think you see it play out in the walking dead, where in the beginning rick tries to be the moral cop. Still, and it's as the episodes go on, it's a different world. There are no moral people anymore, there's no moral cop. You do what you need to do to survive he brought his whole cockpit.
Speaker 2:He was ready to save everybody yeah, he was ready to be the sheriff of the new world yeah, and he passed it on to his son and then his son just never took it off oh no, he took it off.
Speaker 3:I mean, that was the final, and then everybody, his daughter uh, people who can't see us in quotations, that's definitely shane's baby, but definitely shane's baby she gonna, she gonna grow up, she gonna be like let me tell you something I like that that Ooh.
Speaker 2:I just read something that I like. The zombies serve as a catalyst to showcase how far people will go to survive.
Speaker 1:That's a very good point.
Speaker 2:That's a really good point.
Speaker 1:And I think the zombies can be anything.
Speaker 3:I'll give it a good old college try, and then, you know, take my way, y'all know me You'll give murder a good old college try.
Speaker 2:I'll give survival a good old college try, and then I'll just, you know, if it don't work out, there's a roof somewhere yeah, well, speaking of roofs, let's talk about the two who are stuck up on the roof god, the girl who was, truthfully, she was being sexually assaulted, and then the guy who was somewhat, I say, forced, but he really could have not, but he was forced to video it and turns out he had a crush on her and she, oh my gosh, uh she is has a very dark outlook on the world as well. Uh, the second she sees the zombies start very quickly. She was like I hope everybody dies.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean one of the things that I have. It's a very controversial opinion on it, Not to say that anything that was done to her was right in any capacity but her, and I think it was the abuse that made her go so myopic. The abuse that made her go so myopic because she did actually think so small-mindedly, as if I just go down into the teacher's office and break all of the phones, that will solve all of the problems yeah but it's like no dude.
Speaker 1:That's. That's not how this works. You're not gonna stop this from broadcasting to everybody in the world.
Speaker 2:So here's the thing this I told tj this when it happened. Nobody is looking at her fucking nudes with what is going on exactly nobody's fucking focused on her but when you are so utterly humiliated, you think that all eyes are on you but so?
Speaker 2:but the guy, the guy on the roof, as good intentioned as he was, said none of the right things, nothing. What did he say? Where he was like even if you kill yourself, nothing changed, it's still out there, right? Oh yeah, that's a good way to get her to step off the ledge, right?
Speaker 1:what the fuck dude no, I mean but her. Her logic was so skewed, she was so damaged by this point that she went down into the office and started breaking phones, thinking that would solve the problem, was she not?
Speaker 3:bit by that point she was. She was so focused on one goal that she like just didn't turn, or she turned and it didn't matter, she just kept doing well here's something I want to point out.
Speaker 2:She was bit a lot by a lot of zombies. However, they didn't stop once she was turned at least it didn't look like it, but they did stop. They all stopped biting her and the one looked her right in the eyes and then walked away. Can I say?
Speaker 1:once again, this was like jd and resident evil. I was so disappointed with how they made her look. She had a dozen zombies on her and her shirt wasn't ripped. Nothing was wrong.
Speaker 3:She had a few blood splatters on her back, that was it real, just like I was so disappointed in how they made it look.
Speaker 1:There should have been missing chunks on her and shit.
Speaker 2:I mean she had bites on her legs and her arms, but yeah, there should have been chunks missing. It should have been horrible. Well, so that was something. When they stopped biting her, the way that she just got off, shuffled off to the wall and then sat against the wall. I don't think you're moving after that, for a little bit, I mean. But so part of me wonders the virus clearly took a hold of her because the zombies stopped biting her, yes, which means they no longer saw her as alive. Yes, so I'm thinking maybe the virus acted as some sort of painkiller where she no longer really felt it, because the virus was taking.
Speaker 1:I had a different interpretation of that. I thought it was her pain. Well, she was in so much pain that the physical pain was not a it was not a deterrent to that mental anguish that she was already in.
Speaker 2:I think it yeah, I think it turned into anger.
Speaker 3:I think that my theory is the best theory. I think that the zombies were just like ew trauma and just left her alone. I feel like I would be chill in this zombie apocalypse. They'd be like oh, he's damaged, he's tainted meat.
Speaker 2:What the camera didn't show is that she started trauma dumping on them and they all slowly stopped biting her. She just she's like and.
Speaker 3:And they're like do I hug her.
Speaker 2:He was going to post my nudes at 9 and they're like oh god, Would it be weird. We should just leave? Would it be weird if we stopped biting her? Would she feel bad about it? You think she would kill herself if we did that?
Speaker 3:What do we do, speaking of being alive, after getting messed up by zombies? Yes, fucking knife man, mullet bitch. Oh God, he's he, he, he, dude. You know how freaked out I would be if I, like, was about to be murdered. Got the guy away. He got murdered, he got murked by zombies and then he was like I'm going to murder you. And then he was like I'm gonna murder you and then he's gonna come back. Bro, I need to. We only watched up to episode 5, slash. You know 4, yeah, 4 or 5, so we don't know what's gonna happen next. Eric does cause Eric's a little bitch, and so does Alex.
Speaker 3:I think Alex watched it, but Me, for I I am the only person here who hasn't watched it, and I am scared for my man. What's his name? Chung?
Speaker 1:San.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm in fear for him because I would shit my pants.
Speaker 1:Well, let me, let me let me point out something that they did in this, in this series. That's really good. You notice how I mean this was frustrating to me. But do you notice how all of the high school what is it? Locations, all the high school locations, were all brought into play. We're not there yet. We will get there. You jumped ahead of us. But the library is in future episodes. But the cafeteria? And now the thing that bothered me about the mullet man was you notice how he kept throwing people in front of the zombies?
Speaker 2:He sacrificed three people.
Speaker 1:And the problem is, is you're locked in with them? He's just making more zombies, you just created three more zombies and you have no humans to help you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think the ignorance is what's saving him. I think that the brute strength of him chucking zombies how is this man alive? I think the mullet is giving him power. I think the anger and the mullet and the knife combo is just giving him strength.
Speaker 2:How is he alive?
Speaker 3:I mean he's not, it doesn't make sense this guy like you're jumping ahead.
Speaker 2:Okay, we were supposed to watch six episodes We've filled you in it's six episodes. We've filled you in.
Speaker 1:It's a compromise. We've filled you in before. It's a compromise.
Speaker 3:We didn't watch five. It was a misinput.
Speaker 2:It was a misinput.
Speaker 3:It was a compromise. I'm just saying Six is better. You know it's 12 episodes. Six would have been better.
Speaker 2:So five.
Speaker 3:You didn't even watch the first two episodes I did watch the first two episodes while you were gone Fucking, beating a cat.
Speaker 1:Host. If I was the host, I would take away points your beard is stupid and your forearms are hairy Hat man. Grow up, be a man, get some fucking arm hair.
Speaker 3:I do have arm hair but I won't survive the winter with butt, ass naked, like you.
Speaker 2:Anyways, speaking of, Somebody's getting salty. Speaking of up in mountains of some sort, let's talk about the idiot who hiked into Hoisan.
Speaker 1:Oh my.
Speaker 2:God Broadcasting, a live stream.
Speaker 3:yo chat I will go hit this zombie for 200 bits.
Speaker 2:Drop a galaxy that's alex in the zombie apocalypse dude he's like do you guys making jokes? We were making jokes that he was gonna be like guys. Hey yo, no son, thanks for the 30 bits. Man was gonna be like guys. I really don't. Hey yo, thanks for the 30 bits man. I really appreciate that. Guys are really fucking scared.
Speaker 3:These zombie children have me surrounded oh my god, the zombie kids dude were freaking, horrifying. They were creepy you know what?
Speaker 1:what me on this one. First I thought they were just regular kids that young girl and her baby.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, I said this to TJ. It's such a tragic moment, but it's also such a beautiful moment Of a mother's love and a mother's instinctual love for her baby, that she, she had to stop herself, that fight while she was tying herself before she died, was man.
Speaker 3:That was tragic, but it was so beautiful she did a better job than what ellie's mom did in the last of us. True, she was still holding her, that's no, you gotta go tie your seat or get a jump out the window like do something. But yeah, no she, she found a safe place and, you know, made sure and tied herself. I mean, I me personally I would have kind of wanted to like I'm sure there's a deep freezer in there. I would have like jumped into that, because I don't. What would she tie it up with? Because it didn't look like strong.
Speaker 3:It didn't look strong at all and I'm sure, when you're a zombie, you're a little stronger.
Speaker 1:Yeah. I'd also say the emotional impact of Chong San's mom calling out for Chong San when she was being eaten.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to say that that baby is most certainly going to have a shit ton of trauma to deal with Because it's just staring at a bunch of zombies on the glass dexter well, you know, I mean what's gonna, I'm curious because did she?
Speaker 1:she got bit after she delivered the baby, right?
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, okay so no one knew she was pregnant. She left school. Uh, probably because she felt like she was gonna, she was about to go into labor. Then she went into labor, she did it in a public.
Speaker 1:She went to the nurse, but the nurse was busy with oh yeah that's right.
Speaker 2:So then she she went to a public bathroom, delivered the baby by herself, um, cleaned up, left the baby in the bathroom, went outside, saw the zombie apocalypse and was like yeah, nah. And went back and grabbed her baby, which was very brave of her, which shows the love for the baby right off the bat.
Speaker 3:Yeah, really like there are a lot of chicks who would prom night dumpster baby, that poor young soul, and I respect it, I respect that she made sure that the baby was safe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll see how that plays out in the upcoming episodes. But yeah, chung-sun's mom, oh man, what was that lady thinking, though? I get it she needed to see her son, but after everything she'd seen going into the city, how the fuck is she going to see him? What was his name?
Speaker 1:Which one?
Speaker 2:The best friend of Chung-Sung who got that bitch killed? Oh, that's a great question. It started with a G, it was not Guan Yu. That's a fucking God in smite, fucking Guan Yu. It's something like that, guang Su or something like that Is it Dae-Soo no, no.
Speaker 1:Dae Su, no, no. Dae Su is the other guy, dae Su is the big guy, it's not Chung Song.
Speaker 2:No, it was like Guang Su or something, I don't know. It was Chung Song's best friend, but he's shuffling in the field at night and she's like oh, oh, oh, hey. Hey, it's me, chung Song's mom. After everything you saw going up to that, no part of you is thinking yeah, he's definitely a zombie.
Speaker 1:Yeah there's somebody, something's wrong here.
Speaker 3:You gotta admit, man, she was a fucking idiot. She was. I knew she was gonna die the moment she crashed that freaking moped two seconds after she got on it.
Speaker 2:The second yeah, she got on it and immediately crashed it. Yeah, I Two seconds after she got on it. Yeah, she got on it and immediately crashed it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm like you don't have to wobble that much while you're just press the gas. Also, I'd like to point out somebody asked how long does it take to feed a cat? Approximately an hour and a half, according to Eric. That's how long it took for me to watch both episodes.
Speaker 2:Okay, Two X speed, hear meow.
Speaker 3:Eric will be like I'm gonna go smoke and then he'll be gone for the rest of the day it's true.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm really bad at time management. All right, I get stuck in that doom scrolling. Speaking of animals, do we see any animals in this series?
Speaker 3:No, not that I can recall. I can't remember any animals whatsoever. Oh no, the fucking hamster, the rat.
Speaker 1:Oh, the rat.
Speaker 2:But, like no other animals other than that, even in the city.
Speaker 3:There is a horrifyingly racist joke in here somewhere. One of my critiques the nobody having bites or anything on them. That's a critique. Another critique is brother, if you're flying around with the drone and there is a chick crying because her parents are dead in the car, don't stay focused on the car after she confirms.
Speaker 2:You're talking about Shut up. You're talking about episode 5. That's episode 4.
Speaker 3:That's episode 4. No, that's not. No, that's not. That is that's episode 4.
Speaker 2:No, it is not yes it is Don't get the drone until episode 5. You're ahead again. Prove it, this guy. It's literally, literally roll the film, prove it.
Speaker 1:Can't get him to watch the movie, and then you can't get him to shut up about getting too far in a show. Yep oh, we're gonna prove it, because it's the next one we're gonna watch the next episode when we bring this up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, but like, why the hell are we going from like 5 to 12? Like are we doing three parts? Yes, we talked about this before we did not talk about three parts before. I thought we were doing two parts all right.
Speaker 1:You had some critiques, alex, I did I the one of the, the, I wouldn't say no bites. I think the lack of consistency that some of these zombies were so horrifyingly disgusting, like the one that stared in the girl's face after he was biting on her, and then he just stopped well, and then, like she had nothing, there were so many who were just completely dismantled who had nothing the girl who was being bitten all over okay, so I don't think they're rotting I
Speaker 1:think they're just getting eaten, and that's how they are, as there's no, no and that's what I mean is you're looking at, you look at some of them, right? Don't focus on on that one zombie, that one girl. There were some of them who were completely ripped apart, and then some of them who were barely touched at all, which clearly like uh I think his name was uh, uh, not so young uh sun ju I I wish I could remember his name. But their friend, their friend who the girl infected, he was. He had nothing on him because he was infected by that girl.
Speaker 1:She, she sabotaged him, so none of the zombies were after him. He never got. He never got bit, if you will. So some of them had varying degrees. I'm okay with that. But when you look in the hallways, when they're running around, and you see the state of most of them and they're so massively ripped apart, and then the girl with we saw them all converging on top of her and they're all biting on her and yet nothing was wrong with her so okay, I wouldn't go that far, I wouldn't say nothing's wrong with her.
Speaker 2:But also we got to acknowledge that clearly the virus is not acting normally with her.
Speaker 1:It kind of enhanced her in a way think, yeah, think about she was smashing I'm okay with that, but how did she get infected in the first place? Okay, you're saying it's the virus. Yes, right, how did she get the virus? The bites Okay, how many zombies were biting her?
Speaker 2:Well, I agree.
Speaker 1:There was like a dozen of them on her.
Speaker 3:Then it depends on like, if like, how long does it take for like people to turn? It's usually like fucking quick, right. Like people to turn? It's usually like fucking quick right. So modified virus, mutated virus, it'll probably spread faster. They probably realize that it's like you know, we're gonna see this later on.
Speaker 1:We're gonna see what happened here. She's like the first of many. Yeah, the fact of the matter is, is that like I'm okay with it if they had like one of the zombies come up, bite her and gets up and is, like you know, staring at her like oddly, and then walks away and none of the other zombies are interested. But you showed us like a half a dozen zombies on top of her, all biting her and what. But what were they doing? It's like I gotta be honest biting if because there was no damage.
Speaker 2:I gotta be honest, I just don't care, that does not bother me because she's a main character inconsistency so she's a main character, so they're not going to make her so horribly mangled and disfigured that she can't do anything. Why? Also zombie movie because she, she drives the plot in some way, so they had to make sure she could still fucking walk okay, that's.
Speaker 1:That's going to lose consistency when you see mullet dude later. But my immediate. You gotta go back and look at just that one scene.
Speaker 3:Maybe there was just some kinky ass zombies.
Speaker 1:My beef is that they were all biting on her. And then they stop. She gets up and they get a shot of her back and there's like a couple of blood spots on her shirt, her white shirt. When did they show her back? When she was walking into the office? Oh, I don't remember that. She leaned up against the wall. She sat there. The one got in her face and then got up and walked away and then she sat there just kind of looking at them. Then she stood up and she walked in. She continued into the office when she was walking in. The camera gets her back and was walking in. The camera gets her back and that's what I'm looking.
Speaker 3:I'm like what? What did they bite? Like they were all on her back, but there was no damage done to her back. Her shirt was perfectly intact. I think it boils down to like this shit did not have like a super high budget she had tons of bites on her.
Speaker 2:Now I agree they weren't as bad as they should have been, but she had tons of bites. You're acting like she was completely clean. She was completely clean.
Speaker 1:No, go rewatch. She had tons of bites, for all of them being on top of her like that, she easily had 12 bites on her. All of them no way.
Speaker 2:Easily Just look at.
Speaker 3:Springfield, ohio. Man, they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm ready to end this episode.
Speaker 3:At this point, jesus Christ, genuinely that it's down to budget. I could not care less. I don't care, it's just down to budget. I think that they really like.
Speaker 2:I don't think it even had to do with budget. I just don't think they cared, because it really I don't care.
Speaker 1:That doesn't bother me at all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3:That doesn't really bother me at all. Yeah, I don't know, that doesn't really bother me at all uh, any other gripes, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Alex seems to be really bothered by koreans.
Speaker 2:It's a little sus, why don't you?
Speaker 1:give your warning that you're black. Warning I'm black.
Speaker 3:I also have a korean aunt. Her name is sue. She's very sweetie pie. She used to have birds. They died. They're still in her freezer, but technically I'm korean by proxy, so warning, warning I'm korean no, I'm sorry they're like I don't know what the fuck this guy is what is he um?
Speaker 2:the way that this whole last, like five minutes is getting cut is crazy well then, I have a.
Speaker 1:I have a humorous little goof here. I didn't notice this. There is an english misspelling on the fireman jacket.
Speaker 3:It's embroidered ems rescue r-e-s-q-u-e instead of of R-E-S-C-U-E. That's correct English.
Speaker 2:I don't see anything wrong with that I mean, yeah, I'm not going to judge them at all because English is stupid, because the fact that there is a word called Q and it has four completely unnecessary letters in it is ridiculous.
Speaker 1:Oh and, by the way, tj, one of your points in several previous episodes comes back to haunt us in this one. Another inconsistency would be when it comes to infection If his name is Jung-Soo. If Jung-Soo can become infected and turn by having zombie blood dabbed onto his minor scratch, then the rest would have been infected by blood droplets into mouths eyes, etc.
Speaker 2:That is one I did want to talk about that.
Speaker 3:I cause I was watching it with Eric I'm like is that even going to turn him?
Speaker 2:Cause, like so many shows don't show that, like blood can do that, but yeah, this one did uh, 28 days later, showed that it can, and that was the one that was the most unforgiving about it. And showed that it can, and that was the one that was the most unforgiving about it, and I I do think blood in the mouth and and the eyes and and such would be a a problem that you would have to deal with.
Speaker 3:I feel like blood in the mouth isn't as bad as like blood in the eyes or like nose, I feel you think your stomach acid would destroy the virus no, I don't think so, I know.
Speaker 2:No, I do, I do think you're right.
Speaker 1:I think it's more so the infection going into your lungs than into your stomach yeah, so if you're well, I'm thinking on it.
Speaker 3:I'm thinking it's way easier for for blood to get into your bloodstream by other means rather than your mouth, because your mouth you can just spit it out, right, but never enters your bloodstream by other means rather than your mouth, because your mouth, you can just spit it out, right, it never enters your bloodstream, lungs, that's, you know, cardiorespiratory system. That goes to your blood, straight into your blood. So if you aspirate it, so if you breathe it in, yes, and blood can become like a mist If it gets in your mouth exactly.
Speaker 2:So if you get it in, your mouth and you are inhaling it Well?
Speaker 1:I mean, I think, odds Like if you get it in your mouth and you start spitting out right away. Maybe you're lucky.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. I think odds of infection are pretty high, but I don't think it's guaranteed if you get a little in your mouth. If it like gushes blood in your mouth, you're screwed.
Speaker 1:That's the point we're making is, specifically in this movie, as easy as taking it off of the broom handle onto a handkerchief and touching the handkerchief onto a minor scratch. If it was that easy to turn, then minor droplets in your mouth or in your nose or in your eyes would turn you.
Speaker 3:High key. Catch me in the zombie apocalypse with a super soaker full of zombie blood.
Speaker 2:That seems very counterproductive. You're doing what the bad guy did in the kitchen, where you're just creating more zombies to go after you.
Speaker 3:You can hold people at fucking gunpoint. With that. You'll be easier to kill if you're a zombie, Ami.
Speaker 2:That's kind of similar to the soundtrack in A Quiet.
Speaker 3:Place Part 2. Yeah, I can blow back on you.
Speaker 2:Or it's like yeah, you could turn me into a zombie, but then I'm a zombie. Yeah, true so I don't know um all right. Well, I think we're coming up towards the end of our time here. Any last minute thoughts on the first four episodes of All of Us Are Dead.
Speaker 3:What was the gang?
Speaker 3:signs you were giving me the audience can't see it, so it didn't happen. Eric, you're breaking the immersion. My last thoughts on this show are that I am excited for the next episodes. I am also deeply enraged by that dumb bitch rubbing the goddamn blood on him just because he's poor. I am poor. I feel attacked, um. I would also like to say that bro's mom was a dumb ass. I don't know why, um, we didn't even get to. Um, what is he like? A cop? I don't, I can't. I can't remember the one dude who ended up finding the baby. I don't know why he took the one guy with him. That one guy is fucking stupid.
Speaker 2:You are again talking about the fifth episode.
Speaker 3:No, because it happens in the fourth.
Speaker 2:That specifically happens in the fourth, no the baby has not been discovered by anybody by the end of the fourth episode. You are again talking about the fifth episode.
Speaker 3:Okay, but hear me out. I don't know their names. I can only describe what's happening.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you don't know their names, so you don't remember what happened in what episode. How does that correlate?
Speaker 3:I don't know their names, so how else am I going to describe them than what they have done Genius.
Speaker 2:This guy cannot Alright.
Speaker 3:Eric, your nose is stupid, your mustache is dumb, your eyebrows are fucking large. You, you scrawny little hoe, fuck your goose shirt. I don't give a fuck about points. We're gonna end up watching this shit anyways. It don't even matter who wins the points, don't matter. Your hair is dumb, fix it. Get a mullet or something beats fucking. You know more like better with your hair.
Speaker 2:Cuts my guy because it no so, after everything you just said, the thing that offended me the most was the attack on my silly goose sweater, and because of that you have lost an infinite amount of points your microphone's stupid.
Speaker 3:Those headphones on the desk are dumb. Is that an ashtray in? Your room, but they can still hear me though. They can still hear me though. Is that an ashtray? It looks like a hollowed out coconut, Just like your fucking forehead. You big domed mother, what the fuck?
Speaker 1:is that even supposed to mean?
Speaker 2:It looks like a hollowed out tree stump. It just holds my guitar picks. We're getting off topic. Well, I'm going to announce a winner here. I think somebody got off topic.
Speaker 3:Make sure to check us out on all of our socials and stuff.
Speaker 2:If you don't shut the fuck up, alex, you won this episode, no shit.
Speaker 3:Sherlock, you didn't need to announce that. I think it's pretty blatant and he's already muted in the edit so do you know what I'm gonna do just for tj?
Speaker 1:we're obviously gonna watch this. You know what we're gonna watch? We're gonna watch a bunch of fucking werewolf movies yes, yes, let's fucking go, dude.
Speaker 3:Werewolf movies are the shit, dude, let's fucking go. I'm so fucking hyped for that dude.
Speaker 2:I thought you were about to be like just for that, we're going to watch episodes 9 through 12. And I thought that would have been pretty funny. All right, Well, I forgot I was the host for a second. Yeah, make sure to check us out on all of our socials, you can find us.
Speaker 1:Shut up.
Speaker 3:Do you have a winner speech?
Speaker 1:Yes, shut up. Do you have a winner speech? Yes, yeah, the winning circle feels a little empty when there's no competition because TJ's just making a fool of himself. I'm a Wade. I'm lonely over here because I'm so far ahead of TJ.
Speaker 2:I mean, I won the last one. I understand your pain, you understand, I understand your pain. You know just always being at the top, it's just it's lonely up here. It gets so lonely. Tj, your loser speech.
Speaker 2:I would like to say that none of Anyways, thank you to our survivors for listening to this episode. So you can check us out on Instagram, on Facebook and on tiktok at will you survive the podcast? Uh, you can email us at the boys at. Will you survive the podcastcom? That's t-h-e-b-o-y-s at. Will you survive the podcastcom? Our twitter is alex and eric w-i-s. Our Twitter is Alex and Eric WIS, we go on Trump-filled rants on there.
Speaker 3:Have fun with that.
Speaker 2:No, that's on Truth Social Our.
Speaker 3:Truth Social.
Speaker 2:We try to appease the liberals on Twitter. This has been the Will you Survive podcast.
Speaker 3:If you watched the last episode, it was the Gepardy dude. Tell me that wasn't like the best episode, guys.
Speaker 2:That's true, Actually, go check out the first episode your favorite host brother. Go check out the previous episode of Will you Survive, the podcast which was Gepardy, and with that, stay alive. Thank you.
