Will You Survive... The Podcast
Immerse yourself in the world of cinema as we embark on a journey to equip you with the skills to tackle any disaster head-on. Through the lens of thrilling tales, particularly those of the zombie apocalypse, we'll unravel the secrets of preparedness. Join us as we explore the silver screen to empower you for the challenges that lie ahead.
Will You Survive... The Podcast
Will You Survive Geopardy: Witty Trivia Battles and Hilarious Face-Offs
What happens when you mix the chaos of "Geopardy!" (aka jeopardy but better) with the unpredictable world of survival trivia? Join us for a hilariously intense clash of wits as TJ, Eric, and Alex kick off an episode that's anything but ordinary.
this episode of "Will You Survive?" keeps you on the edge of your seat. Eric and Alex dive into quirky categories and the questions will have you laughing out loud
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Speaker 1:Hello survivors, and welcome back to another episode of Will you Survive.
Speaker 3:The Podcast.
Speaker 1:And today we got something real special for you, never been done, never been thought of. We've got Jeopardy. Now don't sue us. It's Jeopardy with a G, so Jeopardy.
Speaker 2:Welcome to. Will you Survive Jeopardy Welcome to Will you Survive, gepardy.
Speaker 1:Welcome to, will you Survive, gepardy. My name is TJ and I'm joined by my two co-hosts, as always.
Speaker 2:I'm Eric and I'm Alex. That felt weird. I feel like we did that out of order.
Speaker 1:It's alright, these two are going to go head-to-head in a very long Gepardy match. I'm sure we're going to probably you know as always get off topic 20 times. Start talking about Donald Trump and Jesus.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow.
Speaker 3:Way to make so many people tune out right away, jeez, but this isn't a political podcast.
Speaker 2:We got to trick them into liking us.
Speaker 1:This is Will you Survive? And today we've got a bunch of beautiful topics on the board. Eric, would you like to read out what you see on your screen for our categories?
Speaker 2:yeah, okay, uh, so we've got anything and everything literally anything and everything which I can. I can only imagine, what that could possibly entail. Movies you've watched. So does that include movies you've watched?
Speaker 1:uh, it includes movies that you've watched, so it you know you're. You guys are the contestants. That means any of the movies we've done on the podcast are up for grabs for this okay, wilderness survival which I'm not gonna lie, that one seems kind of rigged against me.
Speaker 2:Survival tools yet another one that feels kind of rigged against me. Survival Tools yet another one that feels kind of rigged and then Will you Survive? Video Games that one seems pretty balanced. Yeah, it's going to be a good matchup on that one for sure, I've got a pretty balanced board today, pretty balanced board.
Speaker 1:You guys know how Jeopardy works. You don't know how Jeopardy works. You know Jeopardy with a G, but you know how Jeopardy works. You know Jeopardy with a G, but you know how Jeopardy works. It goes from 1 to 500 each row. You go down and that's how many points you're getting.
Speaker 2:Heck yeah.
Speaker 1:If you get it incorrect, the other person gets to steal. If they get it incorrect, nobody gets any points there will also be points given out for any random thing I choose because I am the host and that's what the host does Like. Minus .1 point to Eric, because he annoyed me earlier. I can't remember what he did, but he annoyed me what, and I made it a point.
Speaker 2:So if y'all tie you, can't even remember If y'all tie you're going to lose by .1 point.
Speaker 1:Wouldn't that be freaking hilarious?
Speaker 2:This already feels rigged.
Speaker 3:I love it. This is some bullshit.
Speaker 2:Not even a whole point .1. I mean, it's minimal, it's meaningless, it still hurts.
Speaker 1:Let's get right into the game. Welcome to Jeopardy. And in order to choose who goes first, whoever sends me $2 right now gets to go first.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's crazy. So what if neither of us send you $2?
Speaker 3:Then you do rock paper scissors. Right now it gets to go first. Oh, that's crazy. What if neither of us?
Speaker 1:send you $2? Then you do rock paper scissors right now.
Speaker 3:Okay, rock paper scissors you ready? Oh, I forgot what I was doing that was a bad throw.
Speaker 1:Who does that?
Speaker 2:Redo it, it goes rock paper scissors shoot Alex doesn't do shoot.
Speaker 3:Ew, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Rock paper scissors shoot. They tied Rock paper scissors shoot.
Speaker 1:They tied again.
Speaker 2:Rock paper scissors, shoot they tied again.
Speaker 1:What the fuck.
Speaker 2:Rock paper scissors shoot.
Speaker 1:Okay, and Eric is let's go. I guess, all right, you know this is a shoot. Okay, and Eric is let's go.
Speaker 3:I guess you know what.
Speaker 1:Eric, you get to choose who goes first. That's what you just won.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I'll go first. Anything and everything 500. Anything and everything 500.
Speaker 1:We're going for the 500. Let's see what's on board.
Speaker 2:I'm just coming out swinging.
Speaker 1:Before settling on the name Paramore, the band went through several name changes, but what was their first?
Speaker 2:Brother. Oh no, do you actually know this? I do, but I don't, you know, fuck. Ah, is it not oh man? Is it not Paramore with an O-U?
Speaker 1:It is not.
Speaker 2:Oh, I have no idea, man, I don't. It is not. Oh, I have no idea, man, I don't know. I doubt you know.
Speaker 1:I have no clue. You gotta give me your final answer and also you'll lose points if you don't say what is before you answer what is?
Speaker 3:whoa, I never meant to brag.
Speaker 1:That is incorrect. The right answer was the Cool brag. That is incorrect.
Speaker 3:The right answer was the cool kids. That's ass. No way, no way.
Speaker 1:Was that, actually that's actually legitimately, what they were going to go with for their first one.
Speaker 2:Wow, so there's absolutely no shot. Alex was going to know that, but does he normally get a chance to steal? Yeah, but I don't think Alex would know that there's absolutely no shot.
Speaker 3:No way, I knew that one.
Speaker 1:Because I skipped you. Okay, since nobody got it, I'll just let Alex go.
Speaker 3:Alright, I'm going to say Wilderness Survival for 300.
Speaker 1:For 300. Alright, let's see what's on the board. In a survival scenario, the best knowledge you should have is the rule of threes, which refers to the fact that you are able to survive three hours, three days and three weeks without what.
Speaker 2:Me, me.
Speaker 3:Me, me Wait, it was me right.
Speaker 2:I thought it was a buzzer. We didn't do that last time.
Speaker 3:I thought we didn't do that last time either. Yeah, well, I did. I didn't know.
Speaker 1:Eric plus one point because you know how the game is played yes, okay, you go uh it's three hours without shelter, three days without water, three weeks without food let's's see what. Oh Eric, would you like?
Speaker 2:No, he got it right. I will say three hours without shelter. I feel like you can go three hours without shelter. Southern California, you can.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure that's how it goes For Alex. Alex, would you like to pick another one on the board?
Speaker 3:Yeah, can I have movies you've watched for $300?
Speaker 1:Movies you've watched for 300?. Let's see what's on the board. In the 2006 South Korean action horror film Train to Busan, we follow our main character, Seok-woo and his daughter, as they fight for their lives on a train headed towards Busan. What city did the train leave from?
Speaker 2:Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 1:Uh-oh Did you buzz, now I'm. Yeah, I said Alex, okay go, is it Seoul? It is Seoul, oh really, oh man, you focused on the train to Busan, but where are you coming from? You know, you always got to know where you're coming from, to get where you, you coming from you know. You always gotta know where you're coming from to like get where you're going. You know, I'm saying that's right.
Speaker 2:Ask where you're going. Nobody ever asked where you came from eric.
Speaker 1:Still no points on the board.
Speaker 3:Alex, you get to pick another one all right, I want to go for survival tools for 300.
Speaker 1:A device that uses solar energy to turn salty or brackish water into pure water is called a Alex. What Alex?
Speaker 3:What is a desalinator?
Speaker 2:Eric, would you like to steal A device that uses solar energy to turn salty or brackish water? What is brackish.
Speaker 3:Brackish is slightly salty.
Speaker 2:Into pure water is called.
Speaker 1:Now, if you don't get this, I'm going to have to ask Alice to elaborate for a more. You know closer.
Speaker 2:Nah, bro, I don't even know. Go ahead Closer to what it's called Alex. Well, is it one of those chemistry set thingies? What are they?
Speaker 3:distillers I have brought this up on an episode before nope, I don't know, I don't listen to you well, uh, I the only thing I could do is is, uh, explain how it works, because I I thought it would just be known as a desalinator. A desalinator is what it is, but what is it called? But?
Speaker 2:what is it called?
Speaker 3:Is it like a brand? I don't know. I know how it works.
Speaker 1:I know how to set it up, alex, I will give you not the full points, but I will give you 100 points.
Speaker 3:All right, Give me the answer though.
Speaker 1:Because it is a solar still. Solar still Okay, it does desalinate the water, but it's not what it's called.
Speaker 2:I have to take a drink for that one.
Speaker 1:This game is rigged. Alex, would you like to pick your next one?
Speaker 3:Wait, no, I got it wrong. Doesn't it go to Eric now?
Speaker 1:Thank you. Well, I got it wrong. Doesn't it go to Eric now? Thank, you.
Speaker 2:Well, you got it sort of right. But, eric, you can go, will you?
Speaker 1:survive video games 400?. Ooh, I think this is a good one. In the 2015 video game Dying Light, you play as the main character, kyle Crane, who, early on, gets infected by the Haran virus which is a variant of what real world virus? Eric Me the avian flu Alex, would you?
Speaker 3:like to steal. I thought it was. What is selenium Give you?
Speaker 1:one more shot, Eric. I thought, it was bird flu.
Speaker 2:This judge is lenient on us oh, uh yeah, no, no, I don't know shit, I don't, I didn't watch the haran.
Speaker 3:I played this game a lot, which is a variant of what real world virus I thought it was bird flu um yeah, I didn't think I was gonna come with some gray ass questions.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying this is no curious, okay, uh it's too good for me are we? We done I think we're done yeah. I don't know. The real answer is rabies, rabies.
Speaker 2:Really, oh, that's so cool, that's so obvious. It's a variant of rabies. All right, okay, well, yeah, I never got that one.
Speaker 1:So, Alex, you get to go.
Speaker 3:Nobody got it you get to go. Nobody got it. Let me have a wilderness survival for 400.
Speaker 1:Let's see what's on the board A shelter traditionally used by the people of Canada's Central Arctic and the Kanak area of Greenland.
Speaker 2:because of its great insulation, me Me Me Eric, me Me An igloo.
Speaker 1:That is correct. It is an igloo.
Speaker 3:Let's fucking go. Let's go, Eric. Good job.
Speaker 2:It's about goddamn time.
Speaker 3:Let's go. All right, I got to have another drink.
Speaker 1:That's because I used to live in Alaska. Eric, you got 400 on the board. What do you want to choose next? Everybody.
Speaker 2:Wilderness Survival 500.
Speaker 1:Dang, you're going big. Okay, Eric, let's see what's on the board. If you want to find your Los Angeles dream home now, you should call Louis Me, me, alex Me.
Speaker 3:I think I said it first.
Speaker 1:I think Alex said it first.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie. He changed his mind, this guy. He was going to give it to me, I think, alex is going to who this guy?
Speaker 1:he was going to give it to me. I think Alex is going to who do you call Alex?
Speaker 3:Who is Corinne Salas Real Estate? Oh?
Speaker 1:shit, that is correct. Oh, corinne Salas, that's so brand new.
Speaker 3:Actually, actually, actually, you have to say what is no, it's who is no.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure you still say what is no every time it's a person, but don't they still say what is no. That's stupid. This game is dumb.
Speaker 3:And, mind you, this is Jeopardy with a G, jeopardy is so stupid.
Speaker 1:This is scuffed. Alex, you got 1,100 on the board. What do you want to do?
Speaker 3:I want to go. Survival tools for 500.
Speaker 1:Surv on the board. What do you want to do? I want to go. Survival tools for 500. Survival tools for 500. What's on the board? A tool used as early as the 4th millennium to make holes in lapis lazuli, but can also be used to start fires.
Speaker 3:Oh Jesus.
Speaker 2:Me, me, eric Question Is it like a fire starting rod, like magnesium and flint or something like that?
Speaker 3:that is not oh those in lappies lazuli, but can also be used to start fires I just used my diamond pickaxe. I would call it uh I think what's used to make flint uh, um, yeah, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say a flint rod or ferris rod, ferris rod bruh nope eric oh shit uh, I will read the question again a tool used as early as the fourth millennium to make holes in lapis lazuli, but can also be used to start fires.
Speaker 2:Wait, is it a stick you want to clarify? Is it just wood, like just a stick?
Speaker 1:I'll say it's made of wood.
Speaker 2:A rod A cane.
Speaker 3:A spike.
Speaker 2:I feel like.
Speaker 1:I've had enough guesses, I really would have thought you would have got it. It's a said. What is a spike? I really would have thought you would have got it. It's a bulge, all right, a bulge oh, you know that's funny.
Speaker 3:I never thought of it as being used to make make. I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1:I forgot what they would put at the end of the the rod, but it would. They'd use it to drill holes, but it could also be used to start fires because of the rod, but it would. They'd use it to drill holes, but it could also be used to start fires because of the friction.
Speaker 3:You know what it was. I know why you were confused, Eric. It's a stick. I know why I was confused. I know why you were confused it's because he said the fourth millennium, not the fourth millennium BC.
Speaker 2:True, he really misled us with that. He really did, he did. I agree this was his fault.
Speaker 1:It's crazy how you both are minus one point. That's crazy, I'm just going to X out those points on my little notebook. Eric, you're still-.
Speaker 2:Last time I checked, a bow drill is a fucking stick.
Speaker 1:You're going to keep going? No, Okay then.
Speaker 3:I'm going to take another drink.
Speaker 1:Okay, who chose that one? It was Alex who chose that one.
Speaker 2:It was alex who chose it, so, eric, you gotta go wis. Video games 500. I can't possibly lose more.
Speaker 1:No, eric this might be a good one. Okay, I'm. I'm telling you right now, because if you don't get the buzz I'm gonna be mad. Okay, okay, well, no pressure, right, very much pressure. You should feel okay, right now you should feel pressure I feel very pressured.
Speaker 2:I don't like it.
Speaker 1:What is maddie's favorite negative trait in project zomboid me? Me, me, deaf, deaf but you lose the points because you didn't know what is deaf up Fuck, and I know Alex wouldn't have got that.
Speaker 3:I actually would have. What is this game is stupid. I actually would have got that, because you guys talked about that in a previous episode.
Speaker 1:I'll give Alex 100 points for listening. This is some bullshit.
Speaker 3:This feels very rigged.
Speaker 1:It was actually in context of a quiet place Alex actually has 200 extra points than what's on the board right there, because I can't add on the board and I actually have 0.1 less than what's on the board.
Speaker 3:No, you have 0.1 less. Yeah, yeah, oh okay, I thought you said one.
Speaker 2:No, actually, technically we both have minus one as well, so I have minus 1.1 less than what's on the board. But who's counting it's?
Speaker 1:true me. Like I said, you gotta say what is 98.9, you lose points this game is dumb all right, alex, what do you want to go with?
Speaker 3:I want to go with survival tools for 400 tj survival tools for 400.
Speaker 1:let's see what's on the board In season 12, episode 1 of. Mythbusters Adam and Jamie get abandoned on a deserted island with nothing but blank and prove that the best survival tool is this common household item Me, me, me Is it a knife? It?
Speaker 2:is not Fuck. Well, I also didn't say what it is.
Speaker 3:You didn't say what it is.
Speaker 2:Hey, try what is a knife?
Speaker 3:Alex.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:What is a mirror?
Speaker 1:It is not a mirror.
Speaker 2:Eric.
Speaker 1:Oh dang.
Speaker 2:Hey, what is a knife?
Speaker 1:It's not a knife, Alex.
Speaker 3:Oh, the best survival tool is this common household item. Common household item, survival, not a mirror. What is a pot?
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure they made a pot with it.
Speaker 3:No, they made a pot with it. Well, I'm out.
Speaker 1:I don't know. All right, since nobody got it. Also, how dare you not watch Mythbusters, the cult classic show, season 12, episode 1. They got deserted on an island and you know what they used? To get water. Is it a light? They made a solar. Still, funny enough, they also used it to make a raft. That is duct tape.
Speaker 3:Duct tape.
Speaker 1:Duct tape. That's a good one. Rope they're making so many things with duct tape.
Speaker 2:How much duct tape did they?
Speaker 1:have a lot.
Speaker 2:That's pretty cool, all right, okay. Well, yeah, I'm sorry I don't see, eric.
Speaker 1:Would you like to choose something?
Speaker 2:okay, I will choose anything and everything For 100.
Speaker 1:Alright, let's see what's on the board. I can't remember what's behind here. What's the capital of Wyoming?
Speaker 2:What the fuck TJ? What is the capital of?
Speaker 1:Wyoming For the one thing you did the 20 questions. That was reasonable. No, it was not reasonable. Who knows? You should know your capitals. Who knows, are you an American citizen? Don't look up the capital Wyoming, You're losing a point. I'm not.
Speaker 3:Hold on. I think I actually know this one Me.
Speaker 1:Me, me.
Speaker 3:What is? Some bullshit.
Speaker 1:Did you just look it up, Eric?
Speaker 3:Is it?
Speaker 1:No, harrington, no, it's not Me, me, me. Well, eric buzzed in, so Eric.
Speaker 2:Cheyenne, cheyenne, cheyenne.
Speaker 3:Cheyenne.
Speaker 2:Cheyenne. Is it Really? What is Cheyenne? Where is Cheyenne?
Speaker 1:All right you know what, Eric, since I feel bad for you? How is Cheyenne? You get Cheyenne for 100.
Speaker 2:You're welcome, thank you.
Speaker 1:You have less than 500 because you got the .1 minus. Thank you Less than. On the board so far for people who can't see because we don't do videos. Eric has 500 minus 0.1 and Alex has 1300 points. Nice, Eric, would you like to choose something since you got it?
Speaker 2:WYS Video Games for 200. I'm not dominating this category, like I was hoping, alright.
Speaker 1:This one. I'm going to get this one. You know what I'm noticing?
Speaker 3:dominating this category, like I was hoping. All right, this one, this one, I'm going to get this one.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm noticing about these questions? They don't scale with the numbers, they're just all hard.
Speaker 3:They're not, though, the capital of Wyoming for 100?.
Speaker 1:You could have gotten freaking Maddie's favorite thing.
Speaker 2:That was a 500 question. Oh, because I didn't say what is Okay, that was a 500 questions.
Speaker 1:Oh, because I didn't say what is Okay. Let's see what's on the board for WIS Games for 200. This 2011 open world sandbox survival game is the best selling video game in the world to date. Me, me, me, me. What is its name, eric? What is Minecraft? Let's see. It is Minecraft. That is correct. Ding, ding, ding ding, ding, ding.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, it is. They're here who, the zombies? I thought the gate would stop them. They knocked it down instantly.
Speaker 3:How much time do we have?
Speaker 2:They're already here.
Speaker 3:We should have bought that beautiful Los Angeles dream house in that safe neighborhood that Corinne showed us.
Speaker 2:I know it was so much more defensible and Corinne would have had us moved in before the apocalypse.
Speaker 3:Do you think it's too late to call her now? I'll try.
Speaker 2:No, no, we should have called Corinne sooner.
Speaker 3:Don't wait until it's too late. Call Corinne Salas today at 714-510-6443 and buy your Los Angeles Dreamhouse now. That's 714-510-6443. You can also find her on Instagram at nexthomebycorinne, or visit her website at corinnesalasnexthomegrandviewcom. That's C-O-R-I-N-N-E-S-A-L-A-S dot nexthomegrandviewcom. Would you like to choose?
Speaker 1:another one, eric S-A-L-A-S dot nexthomegrandviewcom, would you like?
Speaker 3:to choose another one, Eric? No, I think you're 999.9.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, no, no. You lost 1.1. Everything and everywhere for 400.
Speaker 1:What is TJ's birthday and, for added bonus points, what is his zodiac? That was my beautiful wife.
Speaker 3:Okay, Alex, the bonus point is Gemini.
Speaker 1:It's Okay, you get the bonus point Would you like to answer the question June 25th. Eric, would you like to answer?
Speaker 3:Oh no, I know what it is.
Speaker 2:Shit. Yeah, yeah, you can't cheat, cheat. Yeah, give me one second he's looking it up.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just thinking about it really hard alex, would you like to answer before he when?
Speaker 2:the fuck do gemini? When are gemini's born, uh?
Speaker 1:june 6th eric, would you like to answer and not cheat when?
Speaker 2:when are Gemini's born? Man, didn't your birthday just pass? It did, it was why you gotta call us out like this I could've swore anything and everything.
Speaker 1:That's the deal that's what the category is. It could literally be anything. Oh, how about?
Speaker 3:this Alex? What is the day that TJ? I don't know what to tell you. It could literally be anything. Oh, how about this Alex?
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:What is the day that TJ was born?
Speaker 2:That's a good one. You get a good one. It's very smart you get plus one point for that. Wow, whatever that was, he gets a point for that. He gets a point for that. Oh me me, me, eric, June 8th Year and you're a Gemini Fucker 2000.
Speaker 1:There wasn't a year on there. I just wanted to see if you knew the year Eric got the points.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I knew that.
Speaker 1:Alex got the bonus point before you said it.
Speaker 2:But that's bullshit. He didn't even know the answer. How can he answer the bonus question?
Speaker 1:It's just 10 points. You know, simple, 10 points.
Speaker 2:I could use that 10 points. It'd counter my negative 1.1.
Speaker 1:Eric would you like to choose another one?
Speaker 2:Oh man, Anything and everything 300.
Speaker 3:I'm taking this from you.
Speaker 2:I'm feeling the random let's see what's on the board.
Speaker 1:What franchise of movies stars both Martin Lawrence and Will Smith?
Speaker 2:Me. Oh wow, Alex said it Bad Boys. Me, me.
Speaker 1:Eric.
Speaker 2:Me what is Bad Boys?
Speaker 1:Eric got the points.
Speaker 3:Fuck you that was a blunder, and guess what?
Speaker 1:you lose Points, let's go. What, what Not?
Speaker 2:him.
Speaker 3:Not him Not you Eric.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm just gonna. It's just one point. If you'd have taken points for me, that would have been straight up rigged. There'd be no more question than that.
Speaker 1:Okay, for those who can't see, I'm going to read out the points again. Eric has slightly less than 1,700 points.
Speaker 3:And.
Speaker 1:Alex has 1,100 points plus 210.
Speaker 2:Not doing the math, eric, would you like to choose one?
Speaker 1:That's not hard math.
Speaker 2:No, it's not, I just don't want to do it.
Speaker 1:That's my principles, oh.
Speaker 2:Ah, fuck it. Wis Video Games for 100.
Speaker 1:All right, let's see what's on the board. What is the name of the 2011 survival game?
Speaker 3:Alex.
Speaker 1:Zombie survival game that takes place on an island, alex Dead Island.
Speaker 3:Alex Zombie survival game that takes place on an island Alex.
Speaker 2:Dead Island, Me me.
Speaker 3:What is Dead Island?
Speaker 1:What is Dead Island, eric? What's the answer? What is Dead Island? That is correct. You get the points All correct. You get the point All right, minus a point.
Speaker 2:I don't think you should take another sip. I don't think it's helping you.
Speaker 3:This might be working against me but that was another blunder, so I got to take another drink. It's the rules.
Speaker 2:Wow, I'm feeling good about this oh.
Speaker 1:God, all right. For those who can't see, the video games category is completely out.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I dominated that one. Yeah, let's do movies you've watched for 500. Let's get rid of the 500s.
Speaker 1:We're going for 500. Let's see what's on the board. In the 1997 movie Cube, what is the name of the autistic, savant ability to rapidly and accurately find the number of prime factors in a number? What the fuck was his name? Now, it's been a while since you watched it. You didn't watch it with me, you know, because you, you know, didn't even think about me uh, alex who is severane? That is incorrect, eric.
Speaker 2:Who is Steve? That is incorrect, alex.
Speaker 1:Seems wrong to me. Y'all really just getting rid of these 500 points, aren't you? I know I know, I know I'll give you guys a hint.
Speaker 3:This one's just tough.
Speaker 1:You both can buzz in after this hint, if you get it in your brain.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, every character in that movie was named after a prison.
Speaker 3:Alex.
Speaker 1:Yes, Alex.
Speaker 3:Who is Kazan?
Speaker 1:That is correct. 500 points goes to Alex. Ha ha.
Speaker 2:Who is? That's a stupid name. Who is is a stupid name they're all named after prison.
Speaker 1:I knew that hit would like. I said you guys could buzz in if I say it so eric, he should feel bad getting.
Speaker 2:He should. Kazan should feel bad for that name brother didn't feel bad.
Speaker 1:He didn't know what the fuck was going on.
Speaker 3:That was. That was interesting, that you picked up on that. I only got that from looking at uh the the uh fan fandom yeah, no, which there's a very small fandom for cube, by the way, but it's it's such a good movie.
Speaker 1:The character quentin, surprise san quentin, that's a Quentin. All right, alex, it is your turn to choose. What are you going with?
Speaker 3:I'll take Movies You've Watched for 400, TJ.
Speaker 1:Movies You've Watched for 400. Let's see what's on the board. In the 2009 film Zombieland, the characters Tallahassee and Columbus stop at a grocery store Alex.
Speaker 3:What is a banjo?
Speaker 1:That is correct. You get the points, yeah, but bonus points.
Speaker 2:if you could sing the jingle oh shit, that was really Damn it. I didn't even get to actually know it.
Speaker 3:Actually it's what is? I don't get points, you get points. I just sang, I just made myself vulnerable. He did, he just opened up.
Speaker 1:Okay but just because your head's shaped like a banjo doesn't mean that you could sing like one, anyways.
Speaker 3:Don't.
Speaker 2:Don't disrespect the head. Let me advocate for you. I think because of his singing I should get 1.1 points. Oh shit, thoughts.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Eric, if you can tell me my favorite band right now, within the two seconds, I'll give you .1 points 21 Pilots. All right, good Charlotte.
Speaker 2:Good Charlotte.
Speaker 3:Is that anybody's favorite band?
Speaker 1:That's.
Speaker 3:TJ's favorite band. Eric is now he's going to go listen to that in the car and have a good cry let's go I worked for that 1.1 you worked. I'm the one who sang.
Speaker 2:He gave you 1.1 for me singing, I still had to answer a question, so okay, alex, would you like to pick?
Speaker 3:I would like wilderness survival for 200 tj survive for 200, let TJ Wilderness Survival for 200.
Speaker 1:Let's see what's on the board. This type of fire pit traditionally used by the Dakota people Alex, alex.
Speaker 3:A Dakota fire pit.
Speaker 1:That is correct. That counts. No, I know it says Dakota Fire Hole, it's the same.
Speaker 3:It's hole.
Speaker 2:It is this type of fire pit it this type of fire pit.
Speaker 3:Me.
Speaker 2:Me. What is it? He gave me the points.
Speaker 3:It's too late, you can't take them away.
Speaker 1:You can't take them away. You know what. You know what he should be losing points. You know what Eric.
Speaker 2:This guy's trolling, you get 200 points with it everybody laughed at me in the beginning when I got the first one, when I forgot you get your you're at a cool 2000.
Speaker 1:Now, eric, you got the points for his points, but he also got the points because I didn't catch it. I feel high on life, okay, I feel high alex, you did get it, so I'm just gonna let you pick what uh, let's go.
Speaker 3:Survival tools for 200 tj geopardy is ghetto you know what fuck you.
Speaker 1:Next episode I host. We're doing Gepardy again.
Speaker 3:Mr Host, I love Gepardy.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Okay, that's plus one point for Alex.
Speaker 3:I suck at it.
Speaker 1:That's plus one point Sucking up to the judge.
Speaker 2:But this guy can't even say what is.
Speaker 3:No, I can I suck at this game, but I love it.
Speaker 1:Plus one for Clownin' on his what is? That's crazy. I suck so bad at this game, but I love it.
Speaker 3:this is a great game like the most I've laughed in an episode in a minute me too oh my god, I hope the viewers, I hope the viewers laugh just as hard, because this is killing me my stomach.
Speaker 1:All right, I can't even remember what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2:Alex got it right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, survival.
Speaker 2:Survival tools for 200. This is bullshit Cause I should be picking. Just so you know I would have picked survival tools for 200 Guys.
Speaker 1:There's no final jeopardy Shut, the fuck up.
Speaker 3:Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1:Oh, my god hold on, just wait, wait, okay. Survival tools for 200. Let's see what's on the board. What is alex's go-to zombie survival? Me me me eric? What is a kukri? That is correct. How did you not get that, alex? That's crazy he was just fast I'm being, I am impaired this isn't fair somebody is making me drink every time I make a blunder there is literally so many of these questions that are like geared to like one of you and then the other person oh, you know it's funny.
Speaker 2:He made that dying light one and he told me he was like, oh yeah, there's definitely questions for both of you. He told me that category and he was like, oh, there's definitely a dying light question. And I was like I'm sure I'll get that over him.
Speaker 1:And then it was that one fucking rabies rabies yeah, that's such a cool and interesting fact like if you like a game, why don't you like listen to the fucking story, eric.
Speaker 2:Bruh, I just chopped heads off. It's true All right.
Speaker 3:Eric, it's true.
Speaker 1:We've got some stuff still on the board. What do you want to pick?
Speaker 2:Anything and everything for $200.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:Closing out the category.
Speaker 1:Closing out the category To be or not to be Alex.
Speaker 2:This is bullshit.
Speaker 1:Alex, what is Ham the category to be or not?
Speaker 3:to be alex. This is bullshit, alex. What is hamlet?
Speaker 2:that is correct, alex, and I got the what is, what is. I would have gotten that wrong. Oh, would you have said romeo and juliet? I think so, yeah, fun story. I I honestly didn't have the answer in my head. I was just gonna roll with the first Shakespeare play.
Speaker 3:I am actually a Shakespeare nerd.
Speaker 2:In high school.
Speaker 1:I think it was junior year For the whole like it was like a whole month of just reading Hamlet in English class and we got to pick the Characters that we read for and we'd only get to read for those characters and we'd like, and I picked Hamlet like a fucking idiot and he goes on these things called soliloquies, which is basically talking to yourself for three fucking pages. It's just a monologue, so yeah.
Speaker 3:I did the same thing with Macbeth.
Speaker 1:All right, alex. Since you've got that, you get to choose.
Speaker 3:I want to go movies.
Speaker 1:You've watched for 200, tj, watch for 200. Let's see what's on the board. What is the third and final movie of the maze runner franchise? Called me, me, me eric.
Speaker 2:What is the death cure?
Speaker 1:yeah, I knew you were gonna get and eric gets those points, let us go and you got the what is good job right? We've got three more things on the board One from Movies Watched, one from Wilderness Survival, one from Survival Tools All for 100. What would you like to pick?
Speaker 2:Movies You've Watched for 100. Pretty safe pick. Honestly, I think it's the one I stand the most to lose on.
Speaker 1:Let's see what's on the board in the 2004 film the two, this two, alex, oh my oh hold on. So alex got it all right. This 2004 film is a remake of the 1978 classic and features a group of survivors fighting off zombies in a shopping mall. Alex, you got the buzzer. What is it?
Speaker 3:What is Dawn of the Dead? Alex got those, let's go.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 3:I remembered the what is.
Speaker 1:I was so hoping you'd forget. Eric has 2,400. It may look like to them that Alex has 2,500, but he has 200 extra points
Speaker 2:on the paper 210.
Speaker 1:So 2,700. And 10. Plus 10.
Speaker 2:I don't know why I'm telling.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 2:It's minus 10.
Speaker 3:Alright, we're gonna go with Wilderness Survival. It's minus 10. All right, we're going to go with.
Speaker 1:Wilderness Survival for 100, TJ Wilderness Survival for 100. Let's see what's on the board. The best way to survive a brown bear attack with no weapon is.
Speaker 3:Me. Yes, alex, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:The best way to survive a brown bear attack With no weapon is to curl up in the fetal position and cover your neck With your hands.
Speaker 1:The back of your neck. I should say that's very descriptive. You got the point it's lay down to play dead, but you know same difference.
Speaker 2:I have a better answer, though what is make him a bowl of porridge you? Know what Eric that made Alex laugh. He liked that to do you a favor. I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna give you that made alex laugh. He liked that. To do you a favor. I'm just gonna, oh god, I'm gonna give you plus 100 for pity. Oh my god, you're so bad that come on, alex, like that he thought that was funny. I thought you're gonna go racial with that for a second I mean you kind of did.
Speaker 3:If you think about it, we've got two mexicans and a black man talking about a little blonde girl making a bowl of porridge for a bear.
Speaker 1:We could get racial here y'all get a bowl of guacamole.
Speaker 2:I got a bowl of chitlins, chitlins okay, this is crazy, but I am gonna eat this alex, there's one thing left on the board survival let's do it, tj, let's do it let's see what the final question is.
Speaker 1:What does dot dot dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dot dot spell out in morse code? Alex yes, alex, this is for a hundred what is sos? That is correct. Now what's crazy is none of these points, fucking matter what. I will ask you one question, and whoever's answer I like best gets to win. What is the next movie we're doing on the podcast if you win?
Speaker 3:Oh, I know what I want to do. You know what it is going to be we're going to fucking break the mold. Tj, I'm going to win I'm going to win let's do at least the first episode or two of zom 100. Bucket list of the dead we're talking anime.
Speaker 1:We're.
Speaker 2:The anime your nose is so brown, so brown.
Speaker 3:No, you know what? It's okay because I've wanted to do this movie TJ's wanted to do this or this show TJ's wanted to do this show. You're the only holdout. Sam wants to do the show.
Speaker 2:I say we should do. Josh wants to do the show. Oh man, there's actually one that I really want to do, but I don't think it's a good one for the podcast, to be honest. Well, don't leave us hanging. What is it? I was going to say the Haunting of Hill House, oh, but I just don't know if that works for the podcast that's good too. But that's such a good show, but it is.
Speaker 3:We are getting into TV series in season four here.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, but it's more so that it's not necessarily about survival.
Speaker 3:Both of these are TV series.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it's just that it's not necessarily about survival.
Speaker 3:Oh man, Bugs likes your choice.
Speaker 2:The Haunting of Hill House is such a good one I'm going to go with.
Speaker 3:All of Us Are Dead. Sam likes oh, oh, fuck, curve ball. That one's pretty brutal. All of Us Are Dead is fucking great. Sam just changed. Oh, you got screwed.
Speaker 2:Fucking traitor.
Speaker 1:You got screwed. We had fun today. It was a great, great show.
Speaker 3:I love putting TJ on the spot Great beginning Look at him, look at him, spot Great beginning Look at him, look at him struggling Great beginning of season four.
Speaker 3:This is a great beginning of season four and may I just say, by the way and this is not to influence your decision I don't give a shit, but, frankly speaking, since you've come on, the podcast has grown exponentially. So this is just a round of applause for all of us, because it's, I think, far more entertaining, and the podcast keeps moving along, even though we do ramble quite a bit.
Speaker 2:It's fun rambling. What fun applause to the audience. You're right, okay. Yeah, that's it. I'll just I. I love you guys, I am the best I I'm the best. I wasn't saying that ever you know I I think that I don't like where this is going. This has been the best episode of season four.
Speaker 1:so far, really, and it's all thanks to me.
Speaker 2:The host. That's a really high bar, the one with the most. You know what. You are never going to get another compliment.
Speaker 3:Again, I win.
Speaker 2:And neither of you win, because I am the best because I win. You know what's funny? You think that's a punishment for me, but in reality I am so relieved.
Speaker 3:And as funny you think, that's a punishment for me, but in reality I'm so relieved. Oh yeah, as the winner I choose, you're gonna have to do all of the work, eric, as the winner for next episode, it's eric.
Speaker 1:Wait, we're making eric do it because he doesn't want to do it. He's gonna have to edit this one too. It's gonna be freaking funny, eric. Everybody get round of applause for eric. None of the points mattered. This was useless. It was a funny ass episode though. Eric you that was my wife clapping in the background eric, you won. And alex, why don't you hit him with all of our socials?
Speaker 3:guys, make sure you check us out on all of our socials. We are on tiktok, on instagram, on facebook. You can find us at will you survive the podcast? You can also send your emails with your recommendations, any movie suggestions. You have anything you want us to cover to the boys t-h-e-b-o-y-s at. Will you survive the podcastcom? And also, please check out the podcast anywhere you get podcasts. If you're watching on TikTok live, make sure you're seeing us at Spotify, apple Podcasts, tunein, amazon or anywhere else you get podcasts. And leave us a review please.
Speaker 3:Never pick me. Give us a rating on Apple Podcasts, give us a rating on Spotify, give us a rating on spotify. We need some more of your comments. Uh, can I, can I give a little uh shout out here? We got some love from uh our buzz sprouts. We got some fan mail and I wanted to let our listener know uh from shelbyville, illinois, hello, where can I find the discord server at? I wanted to make sure you know that our discord server is for our subscribers. Our subscribers are uh on tiktok wait.
Speaker 2:The the discord server is available for everybody. There's just certain parts of the server that are oh, excellent.
Speaker 3:So where can they find the Discord server?
Speaker 2:at. We will put a link to that in our Instagram and TikTok.
Speaker 1:I think we should start putting a link to our stuff in our show notes. So if you're listening to this and you want to go, to. Discord. Check out our show notes, aka our descriptions on whatever you're listening to this on, it'll be on everything, and you can check out the Discord where you know uh you can post pictures of your pets. You could post memes. You can, you know, talk, you know, sometimes we'll pop in there and say stuff, and sometimes I'll post stupid things, like eric's face all wumbled up from photoshop.
Speaker 3:We're we're always, one of us is always in there. Yeah, um, I, I comment a lot and so you know you, you you're not going to waste your time in there. And then we have the other subscribers who post other things as well, and, uh, so there's a good little community going on in the discord server. If you are a subscriber on tiktok, you have access to exclusive videos that I post just for them, and the other thing that we can decide to do here is we can do subscribers on the podcast as well, if you guys know that, so that people can subscribe and get access to the exclusive content there as well. So that's something we should consider access to the exclusive content there as well.
Speaker 1:So that's something we should consider Very soon. We'll do some. You'll be able to see us in video and it'll be all nice Once I get the thing done that we gotta get done to do that it'll be done, and anything else from you, boys, before I end this beautiful show.
Speaker 2:I'm just happy to be here. I don't know how.
Speaker 1:I won. I don't care, eric. Okay, thank you guys for listening to this podcast. This has been the jeopardy episode, aka the best episode of the whole podcast.
Speaker 2:Uh, clearly, um best with a gh and it's jeopardy with the gh.
Speaker 1:You know it is, you know. Anyways, my name is tj I'm alex I'm eric. Nobody cares, eric, eric one um doesn't feel like y'all.
Speaker 2:Keep it moving.
Speaker 1:We all love you and I'm so tired, dude, that all the laughing and crap, dude that they like wore me the fuck out. Um, cut all this. Uh, I won't. My name's TJ, that's Alex, that's Eric. Thank you guys for listening to. Will you survive the podcast? And until next time, stay alive. And if you watch jeopardy, you suck. Gepardy is better.
Speaker 2:Goodbye Gepardy, you suck Jeopardy's better. Goodbye, jeopardy's way better, thank you.
