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Will You Survive "The Thing": 1982
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Can practical effects from the 1980s outshine today's CGI? Journey with us through the eerie, frost-bitten landscape of John Carpenter's 1982 cult classic "The Thing." We break down the gripping plot and the visceral impact of the film's special effects, which resonate more deeply than the computer-generated imagery of the 2011 prequel. Join us as we explore some amusing moments like the infamous shared knife during the blood test scene and address various continuity issues between the two movies. We'll give you a dramatic synopsis and engage in a heated debate about which version had better survival strategies.
Hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of Will you Survive.
Speaker 2The podcast.
Speaker 1The podcast. Today, I'm joined by my beautiful host. As always, we've got Eric.
Speaker 3And Alex.
Speaker 1They're actually not Eric and Alex. I picked these two homeless guys up off of a in front of a home depot. Uh, they kind of we kind of brought them in. We needed the uh, the slight uh accent from both of them um, my name is juan.
Speaker 2When do I get my 20? Get it after, okay, okay.
Speaker 3I want 100.
Speaker 2I taco is sandwich.
Speaker 1Y'all aren't acting like Alex and Eric, okay, god.
Speaker 2I don't know who. Eric is.
Speaker 4At least he's my brother.
Speaker 2That was a horrible bit, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1Today, we're talking about the Thing, not the Thing, from 2011. We are talking about the Thing from 1987? 82., 82. Is that what I can? 82. Not gonna lie Thing 1982.
Speaker 2This is the first older movie that I don't fully hate. I actually really enjoyed it. It is.
Speaker 1It's a great movie. It is really good, great practical effects and there was no cgi in it.
Speaker 2oh, okay, I want that's. That's like one of the main things I wanted to talk about the cgi in 2011. The cgi was wonderful. It was really good. They did really well with that. Something about the 1982 the fact that it was all practical effects it was so much grosser, grosser yeah like when they were digging in the, in the guts, in the body. I actually like, I almost like gagged a little bit I it holds up I didn't do that in the 2011, which is way more graphic.
Speaker 2I don't know what it was about the 82 movie, that's but oh my god, it made me want to vomit, like some of the ah when they were cutting for blood. Why such big long?
Speaker 3cuts okay okay, can I say something funny about that? So one of the things that made me laugh the most was they were talking about how you got to be so careful. You can't do anything. You mix anything up with anybody, because all it takes is one little bit for the organism to grow. But let's all share the same knife while we cut ourselves to test the blood.
Speaker 4He just wiped it off a little bit.
Speaker 1That's the most 80s, just wiped it on his jeans.
Speaker 2That's the most 80s thing I've ever seen. Just give it a little wipe down. That'll be okay If y'all haven't watched the Thing 1982.
Speaker 11982. Do you want to do the synopsis, Alex?
Speaker 3Oh, absolutely. You know, I love doing the synopsis. Are you ready? Oh shit, yep.
Speaker 2He pulled out the glasses. It's getting real.
Speaker 3Go out the glasses, it's getting real, go with the glasses here, say it in the most dramatic voice you can.
Speaker 3A US research station, antarctica, early winter 1982. The base is suddenly buzzed by a helicopter from the nearby Norwegian research station. They are trying to kill a dog that has escaped from their base. After the destruction of the Norwegian chopper, the members of the US team fly to the Norwegian base, only to discover them all dead or missing. They do find the remains of a strange creature, norwegians burned. The Americans take it to their base and deduce that it is an alien life form. After a while it is apparent that the alien can take over and assimilate into other life forms, including humans, and can spread like a virus. This means that anyone at the base could be inhabited by the thing, and tensions escalate.
Speaker 2So, mr Host, do you have anywhere in particular you want to go with this episode, or do you just want us to start going because I have something?
Speaker 1we've been through this before. We watched the. You know the prequel. I think you know we should. Just, we should talk about you know which one's better, how they survive better. You know? Well, you know, actually, I think let me add okay, two people survived at the end and only one survived in the 2011. So yeah, oh, actually, no three survived in the 2011, two survived in this one, so I forgot about the.
Speaker 2There was a few continuity issues that I feel like maybe I didn't understand, but I don't think so. I think they're just continuity issues, the first being that they were chasing the dog. No one was chasing the dog at the end of the 2011 movie.
Speaker 1Just they were. Yep, you didn't watch the credits. The after credits oh shoot.
Speaker 3It wasn't even after credits, it was in between the credits. Yeah, oh, shoot, it wasn't even after credits, it was in between the credits.
Speaker 1yeah, yeah, it was during, I think we might have to have you pull that up so you could watch it, but it was pretty accurate to what it looked like okay, it was good in this.
Speaker 2Okay, never mind, never mind.
Speaker 3He first started shooting out of the window and then he ran out of the the station um sven. Was it sven? No, not sven, I'm sorry it was.
Speaker 2It was the guy who went missing.
Speaker 3It was the guy you guys, yeah, yeah, yeah, he went missing.
Speaker 2He was a super cool guy who was like super on her side and was like I'm your muscle. I got the flamethrower.
Speaker 3Let me find his name here. Let me find his name here.
Speaker 2It was some.
Speaker 3Russian name.
Speaker 1He had to have been Pretty sure in the 82 one. It's just like norwegian one you know, what it is norwegian name.
Speaker 3Yet but here's the wild thing. Do you know who? He was played by a russian guy, right, john carpenter, I don't know.
Speaker 1That's the director, really what oh, or writer, I'm sorry, writer.
Speaker 2And director john carpenter directed this um. Okay, so I I missed that.
Speaker 1That's good um and he's just as shit at shooting in the 2011 that's right as he is in this one that is no dog, single shot.
Speaker 3That's what he yelled out. That is no dog. And they got in the helicopter and he starts shooting at the dog oh, I, yeah, I totally missed that part.
Speaker 2Okay, the other continuity issue that I had was who died from being frozen in the Norwegian facility. They cause Kurt Russell and his team.
Speaker 1That was. That was let me look it up that happened in the 2011 one. It did.
Speaker 2The guy died in the chair.
Speaker 3So while he's looking that up, we have a funny comment. Your number one fan official says it's because he trained in the chair, uh-huh. So while he's looking that up, we have a funny comment your number one fan official says it's because he trained in the Stormtrooper Academy. True, that is a fantastic line, because the Stormtroopers, I think, are better at missing than hitting anything.
Speaker 2Well, okay, I will say I would agree, except the only target he did hit was the human. He missed the dog every shot and then immediately nailed the guy in the leg and in such a hard spot, to hit the freaking leg he fucking nailed him right there. I don't know why I get it, but also like knowing what we know from the 2011 movie Colin froze. Colin was the English radio operator. I get it, but also knowing what we know from the 2011 movie Colin froze.
Speaker 1Colin was the English radio operator at the station Okay, and he died by the wrists in the neck Gotcha, and that's why in this one you can see the blood froze which is kind of dope looking Okay. Well then, I have no problems.
Speaker 2Froze which is kind of dope looking Okay, Well then I have no problems. Then, If all the continuity those are my only continuity issues If all those are in the 2011 movie, this was incredibly done.
Speaker 1You know who else John Carpenter played. He played more In the 1982 one. He was the body of Colin.
Speaker 3That's so funny, that's funny so I don't know where I saw this first, but I'm looking at this while we're, while we're recording goofs at around one hour and 20 minutes. Although fucks fuchs, I think fuchs fucks okay we'll say fucks. Although fucks has told them the alien organism is highly infective, they don't care about sharing the same knife to get their blood samples. Ha.
Speaker 4I called that one out.
Speaker 2Yeah, mm-hmm, I didn't even think about that because I was too busy going. Oh, from all the long, deep cuts that they were doing.
Speaker 3I had a hard time figuring out what Wyatt Earpp was during doing in this movie, who you didn't know you got. Neither of you know this, huh no, you start using.
Speaker 2These are from the 80s, bro.
Speaker 3I've never kurt russell is wyatt erp in tombstone.
Speaker 2That's like one of the greatest movies no, I've never really seen tombstone oh my god, how I didn't even know. I didn't even know kurt russell was whoa?
Speaker 3that ain't no boomer thing, dude, that's just a popular freaking movie. No, not amongst our generation. Cap nonsense.
Speaker 2Stop the cap.
Speaker 3No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2That is still a popular movie. I've never seen Kurt Russell young.
Speaker 3I got to poll the audience here, because I'm pretty sure Tombstone is popular even amongst what are you guys?
Speaker 1gen z technically, oh you like to call yourself a zennial zillennial. Yeah, oh, you both call yourself a zennial, zennial zillennial. There's an actual study about it my little sister is gen Z and I don't understand what the hell she's talking about most of the time.
Speaker 2We didn't eat Tide Pods. We are just below. That's the differentiation.
Speaker 1We made the joke. We made the joke about eating Tide Pods. Their dumbasses actually went and ate them. We were calling them forbidden ravioli and they were like, oh bet, I'm going to actually eat it. Like who are you Be quiet? Exactly?
Speaker 2I agree with him.
Speaker 1Go eat some freaking Lunchables, you fucking child.
Speaker 3That's still your generation.
Speaker 2By technicality.
Speaker 3yes, that's still your generation.
Speaker 2However, there have been studies where people have thought about this and said that it is not completely wrong to consider Zillennials, a different generation, mostly because of the boom of the internet. That's a huge marker of a new era.
Speaker 1I grew up without the internet until 2011,. I got the internet.
Speaker 2We are like the last few years before the internet really just took over everything. So we're the only ones who could really remember those big box tvs being brought into classrooms. Gen z doesn't remember that because they never had that.
Speaker 1I have one you have a big box tv up and I have one in my shed right now, but I had a box tv when I had a ps4, which is like I had one up until 2016, 2017 so then, you're old enough to remember that big giant tv in your grandparents oh yeah, living room.
Speaker 2I played a lot of rock band on that, yeah okay, mine was a like one of the projector tvs that's what it was
Speaker 3big box. Yeah, that's what it was three lights, three bulbs.
Speaker 1Right, they had three colors on them I know what a freaking you know vhs tape is. I know, I know how to rewind. I know how to know what a floppy disk is I.
Speaker 2I remember playing on a ps1 and using like an eight megabyte floppy disk and thinking like that shit was crazy my first game console was a Nintendo 64.
Speaker 1Let's preface this whole conversation with Gen Z and us. We are different.
Speaker 2They're not like us, they're not like us.
Speaker 3Damn, your number one fan official.
Speaker 1Once upon a time, all of us was in chains.
Speaker 3He just blasted me. Just remember, if you were born before 1998, you're older than Google. You're older than Google. I'm definitely older than Google. I mean, I'm way older than the internet. Sliced bread.
Speaker 1I'm three years away from you were born three years after the motor vehicle was made.
Speaker 2Yeah, if you were born in the 20s, you are older than sliced bread. Wow, the motor vehicle was uh, yeah, if you're, if you're born in the 20s, you are older than sliced bread. Wow, I, when somebody said that about betty white and they're like, yeah, she's older than sliced bread, I was like there's literally no way and I looked it up and I was like that is she's older than sliced bread. That is crazy. You know who else was older than sliced bread? The queen oh yeah, but that girl, she lasted forever yep, yep.
Speaker 1Her son is so old he's been wanting the freaking seat for so long.
Speaker 2Did you guys see that portrait that that artist did of him? No, that, all red, oh pure evil, oh that whole his wife too that portrait is like oh man, and that apparently, that painter has done like the last. Uh, he's done like a few of their portraits, right?
Speaker 1I think so damn, you look at it and you're like, oh man, warmonger yeah, it's like completely red all over and then just his face is like the right color.
Speaker 2It's wild. It's a really good painting, but it's it's wild.
Speaker 3I can't believe the king even let that be shown to be honest, I'm still doubting your guys's uh uh accuracy on gen z, not knowing the movie tombstone okay so everybody knows doc holiday we know how to use a rotary phone.
Speaker 2I I'm fairly certain a gen z wouldn't even know what a rotary phone is you sure you know how to use a rotary phone?
Speaker 1Yes, yeah, you put your finger where you want it you spin it, and then there's a little metal bit that, and then you just keep doing it until you get to the place you want. But you know, back in the day you didn't even need that, you just had to dial one for your number.
Speaker 2When there was like two phone numbers, it was you and what was it? Edison.
Speaker 3Messaging back phone numbers. It was you, and what was it, edison, messaging back and forth. You know, you know what? The more important, uh, the more important invention than the first telephone was electricity, the second telephone oh yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2Damn, that's a stupid one. Damn, that's a stupid one. That shouldn't have got me. That was really funny.
Speaker 3So, by the way, some of our survivors are telling you guys to stop bullying me. So knock it, the fuck off.
Speaker 2Are you kidding me? If they knew what you were like off camera?
Speaker 4I swear.
Speaker 1He calls us slurs.
Speaker 3So many times I call you slurs.
Speaker 2Those aren't slurs.
Speaker 3those are terms of endearment my goodness moon.
Speaker 1Cricket is a term of endearment. What?
Speaker 4what even is that?
Speaker 3I have no idea what that was, but I mean I'll let you know after the podcast if I accidentally say that now it's as a term of endearment okay if he doesn't know what he needs to get back on topic all right all right let's get back on 1982.
Speaker 2So when? Kurt russell said the n-word. That was crazy he's talking about the americans, they're just being really racist.
Speaker 1The thing was actually a black man, it was just a guy in a black suit. They're just like get this thing out of here.
Speaker 3Oh, my God, oh shit, I was wrong. I was wrong. Hush is not the episode that's going to get us canceled.
Speaker 4This one is Thanks, tj.
Speaker 3And the fact that we're not on camera is going to make it so much worse, because nobody knows that you're black.
Speaker 1I'm black. My last name is a black name. I'm not going to tell you what it is. I'm going to clip that.
Speaker 2I don't blame you for that, I'm going to clip that and put that in the beginning of the episode.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm going to just Hi TJ here. Just a warning I am black, my father is black, my mom may be white, but I identify as black just a warning, like you're gonna rob them this episode, not a heads up, a warning that you're black.
Speaker 3You guys are what the fuck you guys are unhinged.
Speaker 1Warning tj is black.
Speaker 3Please don't look at him weird so I'm wondering what you're saying is you would never survive in antarctica I probably wouldn't.
Speaker 1I wouldn't, but then again I do got a lot of blub around me.
Speaker 2So I would freeze an hour with full snow equipment.
Speaker 1I'd mess around and eat a penguin. I could do it, that'd be so gamey, wouldn't it, I guess?
Speaker 2Has anyone tried penguin before? Someone has to have. I'm sure somebody has, like Brazil has to have tried penguin or something. Yeah, penguin.
Speaker 3Yeah, penguin.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3I don't know they eat monkey brain.
Speaker 2There's no way they haven't tried penguin. Today's special guest is actually a orca.
Speaker 1He's going to tell us exactly what a penguin tastes like Orca.
Speaker 2Tastes like chicken, I can tell we're all tired and hot.
Speaker 3Yeah, this might be the most off-topic episode we've had in a while. Yeah, you guys are nuts okay, I got one.
Speaker 1I got a question. Who do you think was the thing at the end? Oh, you think one of those carpenter do you think one of those was john carpenter said that one of the the last two people were the thing who were the last two kurt russell's character and, uh, keith david's character.
Speaker 2I can't remember their names man, I think it was which that was like keith david's first movie, by the way that dope, I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1You ever watched Princess and the Frog?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You know the hoodoo voodoo guy.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1That's Keith David, the president from like Morty's Keith David.
Speaker 2Okay, okay.
Speaker 1You've heard his voice.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1McCready and Childs are their names. They were the last two. It is confirmed that one of them is the thing. Who do you think it would be?
Speaker 2I think it's childs no, I think it's mccready. First of all, childs had a good vibe. Childs was all vibes. Um, he was dope mccready, though. They found the fucking clothes that those two guys found the clothes in the snow, all ripped up. Mccready even did a voice note or a tape where he recorded that he believes the thing rips through clothing when it turns. We saw that exact thing in the snow, and then McCready shows up and is like oh, you don't think they would have taken my clothes and put it out in the snow?
Speaker 1No, he had a different jacket on though.
Speaker 2I don't think they would have done that. Yeah, I think it was McCready. I think he was turned a long time ago, but I think maybe the thing was smart and was like playing the long game.
Speaker 4Hmm.
Speaker 1Childs disappeared for a minute, though.
Speaker 2Childs did disappear for a minute.
Speaker 1And he was wearing a different coat at the end. Can't really tell because of the lighting, but he was but he also has an earring in, but that wasn't established until the 2011 movie but I don't know they did such a good job. I still think it's McCready this movie's been out for so long. Nobody's been able to figure it out. I think it's McCready.
Speaker 2To be honest, this movie's been out for so long nobody's been able to figure it out. I think it's McCready, I think that's hands down. I don't really think there's a question about it.
Speaker 3I think it was Childs, because he disappeared there at the end. Where'd you go?
Speaker 2So did.
Speaker 1McCready, though. Also, why did McCready laugh when he gave him the booze, when he gave Charles the booze and he took a swig? What if he put something in it?
Speaker 2I don't.
Speaker 1Hey, maybe you know the thing's trying to act normal. Let me put some gasoline in it or something.
Speaker 2Potentially. I think he was just laughing because he said, like what if one of us is the monster? And then I think it was McCready who was like I don't think either of us really have the energy to fight that. If that's the case, and that's when they both laughed because they're like I mean, yeah, I think childs was the was the thing interesting I thought it was like hands down easy mccready, because he disappeared when they went up to the cabin.
Speaker 2The other guy ran in and said it's MacReady. I found the clothes and then MacReady just shows up so weirdly after that and then he goes in and he was acting weird too when he was inside the facility. He was like I don't know, they did his makeup weird where he looked sickly and he was just acting weird. He was like I don't know they did his makeup weird where he looked sickly and he was just acting weird.
Speaker 1He was very paranoid though the whole movie. Yeah, held them all at frickin' flame point the flamethrower.
Speaker 3Well, but he couldn't have been turned when they did the blood test.
Speaker 1No, because he tested his right.
Speaker 2Right, unless he did get turned from the well no, then everybody would have gotten turned.
Speaker 1It's been a real long time since I watched this movie, when he stuck it in the blood and it freaking, popped up. It made me jump.
Speaker 2That made me jump. That scared the shit out of me.
Speaker 1I wasn't ready.
Speaker 2And then every time he did it after that I got really paranoid.
Speaker 1Now, apparently in that scene you can tell who the thing is before they test it. Um, by looking at the glint in everybody's eye.
Speaker 3Everybody has a glint, except for the thing so I do oh, that's cool I do have a little bit of a uh. Uh, we'll say I have a conundrum with the flamethrower, and the reason why I say conundrum is because the IMDB lists as a factual error Flamethrowers would be useless in Antarctica, especially outside. Gasoline, even in the form of napalm, has too high a freezing temperature to be forced out of a tank without solidifying. While there may be heating torches used, these would probably be natural liquid, liquefied natural gas, and not napalm. They also wouldn't shoot flames out as far as a flamethrower. Now, the problem I have with this is I was speaking with a mechanical engineer and he had said he calls bs on this quote-unquote factual error. And he said the crystallization point of napalm, which is essentially what is in a flamethrower, is, although it is extremely high, uh, it's not gonna. You're never gonna reach that point if a human being can survive what is it like?
Speaker 2negative 100 or something?
Speaker 3I think it's like negative 140 oh yeah, no, you wouldn't be alive so it's like, if I mean it's too low to really care, like the crystallization of napalm would be so, so cold that there wouldn't be a human to operate a flamethrower in the first place yeah, I think, uh, and I looked it up recently because right in the beginning there's a lot of fog and I was like that's interesting, is there fog in antarctica?
Speaker 2and I looked it up, there is, uh, it said it gets down to like negative 70, negative 80, huh that's interesting but I'm sure with storms it gets colder, um, because it said near the coast, uh, there's a lot of arctic winds and it can get a lot colder and push some really powerful blizzards through. So I'm sure it gets colder than that during blizzards. But I think the average normal is like negative 70 around there. All right From my very quick Google search of it.
Speaker 3Right.
Speaker 1So I was looking it up. There were numerous endings that were filmed and edited, but, uh, the one that we've seen was the one that eventually made it through. There was one where uh mccready was rescued and given a blood test proving that he's human, um, and another one child was omitted completely, like just wasn't there, I guess, and then they eventually got that one that we've seen I kind of like this one the best, because the thing um, according to mccready, the thing was trying to get itself frozen because it it didn't want.
Speaker 3It didn't want to be killed, of course, so it was trying to get itself frozen so that it would be discovered by somebody else.
Speaker 2It knew someone else was going to come and and discover it and release it later, so that was its ultimate goal yeah, and that's kind of like what they were talking about at the end, when it was just mccready and childs, where they were saying, like the goal of the thing is to is to be frozen right now, like the, the camp is going to heat up for a while, but it's eventually going to die. And that's when one of them said, like what if one of us is the monster? And the other was like, well, I don't think either of us has the energy to fight, so so I have.
Speaker 3I have a hard time with this movie in a couple of different ways. Talking survival because, number one, they didn't go into anything that they were doing in the base. What was their scientific function? What were they researching? What was everybody's expertise?
Speaker 3they were just vibes I don't know what they were doing, I don't know who they were, I don't know, like, what did they know? How did they know it, all of that stuff. So in this one, it's really the hardest thing to say is um, you only survive if you're not there, clearly, because only mccready and childs were were alive at the end, right like well, what one dude's job was.
Speaker 1He was trying to find that. Uh, he was trying to find and grow that antarctic kush. The whole movie was just smoking whole time I forget what his name was.
Speaker 2I forget what his name was and he actually just disappeared which is kind of crazy like.
Speaker 3So they never showed his death on screen. Did you notice that?
Speaker 4I don't, I don't even remember, he just disappeared.
Speaker 3You're talking about the cook, right, he was like well, there was the cook, he was the one who yelled the other guy, the guy.
Speaker 1Oh, I now I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3Yes, yes, I think I kept the cook. He was the one who yelled the other guy, the guy. Oh, I, now I know who you're talking about. Yes, yes, I think I kept the cook, smoking out the cook.
Speaker 1So the cook, he actually when they're down and like that underground area setting up the dynamite, he just like walks off camera and they actually filmed a scene for that but they didn't end up adding it in, right. But the scene was like when the thing eventually shows itself, like to main character guy McCready um, a part of it would be him Like you'd see his face and he'd be screaming like help me. Like his whole, like his whole torso would be sticking out, like he'd be like help me, help. But yeah, he did kind of just disappear near the end.
Speaker 1But yeah, the one guy he had like the biker jacket, that guy he just high. Imagine how bad of a high that would be.
Speaker 2Yeah, so that'd be well. I think you would sober up real quick from something like that.
Speaker 3True, I think, yeah, up real quick from something like that, true, I think, yeah, the adrenaline alone.
Speaker 2Yeah, it would sober you up in an instant. But I think the craziest part is that you can't just go to Antarctica. If you go to Antarctica, you're going there with a job, with a reason to go there, usually from the government because I don't think anybody else just goes to Antarctica just for the hell of it, except maybe like National Geographic and stuff like that.
Speaker 1Well, they have a reason to be there.
Speaker 2Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It's weird to me that this guy could just go there and just get high.
Speaker 3So Sam Probably had a job of some sort but, Sam just helped me out and says they were researching the dynamics of magnetics and magnetism in sub-zero conditions, which is, I mean, that's a pretty mechanical, that's a pretty mechanical experimentation there.
Speaker 2Sounds believable to me.
Speaker 3Ooh magnet.
Speaker 1Get cold Magnet. Do something different. Put it in the freezer, like what do you?
Speaker 3magnet not work like magnet? Now I know, considering we do have such a thing as sub-zero freezers here in restaurants, have them obviously I think they're.
Speaker 2They're looking at specifically the magnetic poles and how those react.
Speaker 3Oh, maybe South Pole.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think that's more probably what they're experimenting with.
Speaker 3Oh, we are going to piss off some flat earthers right now talking about the South Pole.
Speaker 2You mean the?
Speaker 3outer ring. The outer ring has no magnetism.
Speaker 1That's why yeah the ice wall.
Speaker 3It's only the north that has the magnetism.
Speaker 2That's why, if you go to the South Pole, your compass starts pointing that way.
Speaker 3I don't know that it does.
Speaker 2Does it not? I think it stays north, but it doesn't point to the nearest pole.
Speaker 3No, but one of the no. Not the nearest, definitely not, but one of the things that is oh well then, completely ignore me.
Speaker 2I don't know what I'm talking. One of the things.
Speaker 3That's completely interesting is, if you go down below the 66th uh parallel minus 66th parallel, um, allegedly the compass just spins because north is everywhere that's cool hmm, is that before or after you break through the firmament? Uh, no, that's before. You're not even close to the firmament before that though.
Speaker 1Before that, though, the poles have to flip, but okay, and in this hypothetical situation, is the government coming after me because I know about the oh, yeah, the us okay, no, they're not coming after you for that.
Speaker 3They're coming after you because of the freaking thing, man, they're gonna try to weaponize that bad boy okay, so this is what I was talking about in the first movie.
Speaker 2My first instinct would be like, wow, call the military, that's fucking crazy. But also it's like, hmm, if I call the military, I feel like I'm just going to be experimented on, even though that's that's what I think too.
Speaker 3I'll give you guys a little bit of a throwback to the mist, right? One of the things that I think of is that it's going to, basically, you're going to die no matter what. Yeah, because the military comes along. This was a dark theory of all of the people that you see, all the quote unquote survivors being carried away by the military. It's like, yeah, no, you're not going to get to tell this story to anybody. We're not going to let you tell this story. You're done, they're going to a camp to be experimented on the rest of their lives, however long that be.
Speaker 3The other extremely dark theory I don't think we went over this in the, in the episode uh, but I read it afterwards was super, super dark theory. Uh, the, the actual human sacrifice did end the mist because as soon as the main character unalived his own son, it all ended. How creepy is that.
Speaker 2That's a dark theory yeah, there's a theory there. I I don't think I think the military was already on its way, but okay.
Speaker 3So, uh, the thing, 1982. A couple of the things that I guess I would I'm okay with, but I just will call them. Uh, they're not. Continuity, what's the word? What's the word? What's the word? Let me, I'll tell you what it is first, and then we can figure out what the name is. But when he's trying to fire the flamethrower and it's just like, and the other guy just stands there watching, okay, how do you survive? Something like this?
Speaker 3you don't hesitate it's you know what the hell is going on by this point. This isn't a mystery. You didn't get caught by surprise and you're like, oh my God, what is this thing? I've never seen anything like this, like there's nothing close to that.
Speaker 2It's a plot weapon.
Speaker 3It definitely is.
Speaker 2So here's my, here's another plot weapon. Why would you tie everybody together? Why would you not tie them each individually to different things in the room? Why would you tie them all together because you expect that one of them is going to be the thing and that the rest won't. Yep. So why would you tie them all together so that they could infect everybody at once? Yep, that's, that's just not us, because you can't flamethrower just one of them when they're all tied together. That's true. So it's just a really dumb strategy yeah yeah, that's a good.
Speaker 1Also, the thing in the 2011 version is a lot more ruthless. It uses its tendrils to like shank you like, immediately, as soon as you see it. This one kind of just like flaps around for a minute yeah, the tendrils were very different.
Speaker 2Oh okay, so we did this in the first episode, let's do this in this one. Which one was your guys's favorite monster?
Speaker 3oh, that's a good one. This one didn't show it as prominent as 2011. They were more daring with showing it, but I think I think my favorite was in the room when they um, what was the scene where it looked like a little spider running around on the?
Speaker 2ground.
Speaker 3Yeah the head and oh my god, that was awful I think that's the one where they were testing the blood, wasn't it?
Speaker 1no, the head that was when it was on the table.
Speaker 2Yeah, it like so that was the one where it like it. It sprouted up out of his chest and it attached to the ceiling and like, created like tendrils that. That one was my favorite cause. It was so unique and cool. Um, but then his head separated and the head became like the little crawly thing.
Speaker 3That's what it was. Yeah yeah, yeah, he was like his head was leaning back on the table.
Speaker 2That one was cool, but that's like close tied to the dog one because the dog one was. I kind of have a beef about the dog one too, but the I feel like the dogs would have known that that wasn't one of their own.
Speaker 1I mean, it can mimic, like everything about whatever it's mimicking, yeah, but it's a dog. So it took them a second, but they ended up realizing no, they only knew when it started changing, when it started going like. This is my favorite, because you can see, I sent it in the table chat you can see dude's face and then it's just oh, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's good, right there that's very freaky I don't like how lubed up everything is yeah, maybe that's what I didn't like about it. Everything was just 90 percent lube.
Speaker 1Yeah, just astro glide all over it I.
Speaker 2I can feel it like I can. I can feel it on my skin right now. Why is it sweating so much? Yeah, I don't know the dog one. I feel like the dogs would have known right away. Because didn't they react in the 2011 movie? Didn't they react right away. It already knew it was like I don't like this guy.
Speaker 1Oh, dude, right when it started changing and like it opened its face and then the skull of the dog falls out yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 2That was very okay. That one was like very 80s, uh kind of stunt work, but I really liked it. It was very well done for the time. But it it's also interesting because now movies have such a higher budget and it's it doesn't cost as much to do high production things like that. So, like cgi for the 2011 movie, I don't think it was cheap, but they were able to do cgi for every single monster.
Speaker 2There's some that they skipped out on in this movie and they just let you imagine what happened. Some that they skipped out on in this movie and they just let you imagine what happened, because I assume they couldn't afford to make another monster. So they picked the ones they wanted to do and they picked the scenes they were going to put their CGI money into, like the big scene where they see the giant ship, which I loved that scene, and the scene where the thing had broken out of the ice block. When I saw both of those, I was like, oh, it's like the first movie, it's like the 2011 movie. Yeah, it was really close. It was very well done from the 2011 version.
Speaker 3So I got a little trivia for you and I like it. Well, it's not really trivia, this is just information, but it's really cool. At around 14 minutes, john carpenter comments that one of the bush pilots used on the film offered to crash one of the helicopters for money. And then, when mccready and dr cooper go to visit the norwegian camp via helicopter, the bush pilot actually turned the controls over to kurt russell once the chopper was off the ground. If you watch the shot, you see the copter actually wobble. That's Russell taking the controls.
Speaker 2That's pretty freaking wild. That's very wild. That's very 80s, because you could never get away with that nowadays. I know there would be so many lawsuits flying yeah unless you're like Tom Cruise, yeah, who has his pilot's license and can do it. Yeah, that guy's crazy he is.
Speaker 3What else? What else can we say about this movie? I mean, it's it was same thing, only different, except for um, I think I I did actually learn. John Carpenter considers this to be the first of his apocalypse trilogy trilogy. John Carpenter considers this to be the first of his Apocalypse trilogy. So it's the Thing Prince of Darkness and In the Mouth of Madness. They're really not linked directly, but they're loosely linked. They say so. It's an interesting concept I've never seen the other two.
Speaker 3Prince of Darkness is actually back when I was a kid. It was actually freaking terrifying. Uh, I want to watch it now because watching it as a kid and as a teenager pre-teen it was absolutely horrifying.
Speaker 3So I really wonder what it would look like to me now if it holds up yeah, if I watch it and I actually get afraid, or am I going to be like what, what is? What is this nonsense? Like I used to be really afraid of the movie the Gate and I just watched it recently and it just made me laugh the entire way through. It was so silly. There was like claymation.
Speaker 4It was hilarious.
Speaker 2I felt that about some movies that I've gone back to that used to scare me and it's just like man, now that I can identify all the stunt work and all the makeup and everything, it's not as scary, and I don't know if this is just incredibly rational, but sometimes if I find myself getting scared of a movie, I will literally catch myself just going this is an actor and this is makeup and all of a sudden it is not scary at all, because I'm like now it's just cool that you're doing that yep, so I mean, but survival in in this situation, I, because I, I like the end.
Speaker 3Let's just, um, if we play, pretend that you didn't ruin you, burst my bubble, and one of these two is the thing. Let's's pretend that they're not right, it doesn't matter. Like you're not surviving this. It's the winter. We were already told in the, in the prequel, that there was a storm coming and nobody was coming to these stations for weeks. Right, likely likely, it was going to be weeks, which I've heard. That's not, that's not abnormal in um in antarctica at that time. Right, I mean, you're basically in space.
Speaker 1Like you are, nobody's there you're untouchable.
Speaker 3They can't get to you when the storms hit. And in the winter the storms are freaking brutal. The winds are hurricane force winds. The snow is is is whiteout level, so you can't see anything.
Speaker 2You're not going anywhere.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, nobody's coming to get you.
Speaker 2And they burned the whole facility.
Speaker 3And so they're without shelter.
Speaker 2They knew.
Speaker 1Well, I think I would survive this, for the simple fact that it didn't take place in uh Antarctica.
Speaker 3It took place on a sound stage in los angeles and they refrigerated the set to 40 degrees to make the appearance that it was cold, while it was 100 degrees outside oh man, the power I was gonna say the power the power bill I wonder how many blackouts they were solely uh responsible for in 82 a whole freaking sound stage, a refrigerator, that, bro.
Speaker 1Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 2Let me uh, maybe maybe I have an idealized version of what the 80s were like, but I feel like maybe our infrastructure was a little better yeah for its time than it is now well, while we're on a little uh, on a little um, horror, kick out of apocalypse scenarios.
Speaker 3Sam DeWeerdo says children of the corn. Still freaks her out. Even the song at the beginning Nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 2I've never seen children of the corn.
Speaker 1I seen it once a long time ago. It was eh to me. My mom really loves it, though.
Speaker 3I mean children of the corn. Terrified me before. You know which one holds up. Terrified me then.
Speaker 2Terrifies me now texas chainsaw masker I don't really, I don't hold up ever actually watched that movie all the way through.
Speaker 3I mean it's hard to scare me. I, when I say terrify, it's like it, I mean it in a good way, because I like to be scared, and if a movie can scare me, I'm really impressed. I will tell you guys, I've watched a few different movies that I was trying to find for us to review.
Speaker 2So I saw you watching that one Netflix one. Was it Cargo, cargo?
Speaker 3Was it good? It's really good, but as I was watching it, I realized I already knew this one. I think I've seen it because there's really good, but I, as I was watching it, I realized I already knew this one. I think I've seen it, uh, because there's a lot of scenes that were familiar and I know the ending that one gives me so much anxiety it is it.
Speaker 3I'm at the point I'm at the point where the anxiety is the the harshest because he is going to turn, yeah, and he has a baby he gets bit and he has a baby and he has a baby.
Speaker 2He gets bit and he has a baby, and he knows how long he has before he turns, and so he's trying to find somebody to take over the baby for him. And as somebody who has baby siblings, it just hit pretty hard and it makes me not want to watch that movie because it gives me so much anxiety.
Speaker 1But I'm sure it's even amplified for you. The poster of it is kind of dope looking it's really dope.
Speaker 2It's australian good movie. Australians, man, they do some good shit the other one I watched.
Speaker 3It's getting like last of us type, you know like yep, it's kind of brutal it's it's very brutal, it's they don't hold back and the zombies are intense, like they turn rather quickly, and they are absolutely violent. Is it 72 hours? Don't hold back? And the zombies are intense, like they turn rather quickly and they are absolutely violent isn't it 72 hours?
Speaker 2isn't that the thing? Like 48, oh 48. He has two days. Yeah, that's crazy. That's another thing like it's kind of. Also, it's a similar thing with radiation, where if you get bit you're dead dead. You're a dead man walking. It's like the guy who activated the demon core by accident. You guys know about that story.
Speaker 3Which one?
Speaker 2The doctor who was. It was his last time testing with the demon core and he dropped the plates, yes, and it set off the demon core and he told everybody to mark where they were standing, because then he could calculate how many years of their life were gone. Yep, but what's crazy is he's doing all of that knowing that he was just, uh, submitted to a lethal amount of radiation. He was a dead man walking he was right.
Speaker 1I mean, bro was a fucking idiot.
Speaker 2I'm sorry yeah, no holding together like what was it like a pencil and his hand driver? Oh, it's a screwdriver head screwdriver for scientific research.
Speaker 1Sir, you could have made something a little bit more secure.
Speaker 2No ppe no, nothing, some kind of vice grip. He wasn't even using gloves because he said they got in the way.
Speaker 4Yep like it was a really that would even help, no, but it's a really stupid like.
Speaker 2It just shows you the lack of care and he paid for it.
Speaker 1So I mean just wear some like lead line stuff, you know, like do something, or just be a little safer with the.
Speaker 2I I get I don't't know. Part of me is like I don't get it Cause I don't think you really need to test that kind of like. There's better ways to test that.
Speaker 1You're literally playing with fire.
Speaker 2You don't. Yeah, you don't have to be in the room.
Speaker 1Might as well go lick the elephant's foot in Chernobyl. Like, exactly Like.
Speaker 2I don't know what he was thinking. That was insanity. No, I mean so that thing claimed the lives of so many people. The fucking demon core.
Speaker 3There's. What are the other ones I've watched? Just recently I went into a little bit of a werewolf kick, if you guys are into werewolves at all. I've watched Bad Moon. Oh God, we're enemies.
Speaker 2That's Alex's favorite movie. Don't talk shit on. Twilight. I hate Twilight.
Speaker 1I live a couple hours away from Forks. See, that's what you get Drooled your beer all over yourself for telling lies about me that is like plus one point to eric for making fun of alex, both with me, plus one to alex for taking all the hits. I've been, I've been giving y'all points behind the scenes, by the way. I just haven't been shouting them out.
Speaker 3Oh nice. Something else I just watched recently I recommend for you guys Is Hell House LLC.
Speaker 2You've recommended that like four times to me.
Speaker 1It's pretty good I listened to a podcast on it, I think.
Speaker 3It's pretty good. I was pleasantly surprised by that. I don't know, maybe because all of the hype was, you know, it was I don't know how to say it. It was like super hyped up at first and I let it die down and I started seeing, like I think, the true horror fans who were like no, it's okay, it's okay. And when I hear that like no, it's okay, it's a, it's a good movie, and I watched it and it had anxiety, like I was, I was anxious the whole way through. I wouldn't say that it's an overly terrifying movie, but it was. It had scary moments, it made me anxious, it made me uneasy, um so but some of the other werewolf movies I watched recently were um, ginger snaps, which was kind of a cutesy. It was a little dark but it was a cutesy um werewolf movie. It was not a good transformation scene. I still think that the best transformation scene comes from American werewolf in London from the eighties.
Speaker 2It's I's when Jacob goes running and he's going to protect Bella and he just jumps over her and transforms dude. That shit was sick.
Speaker 1So let me ask you guys Makes me all hot and bothered I'm wondering.
Speaker 2I'm starting to feel some sort of way.
Speaker 3How long have you liked dudes?
Speaker 2Ever since Edward stopped that car.
Speaker 1Ever since I've seen your forearms, they just do something for me. I don't know what to say. Okay well, you know.
Speaker 3I'm way too egotistical to back that one off.
Speaker 2I feel like we have to watch Twilight just to criticize it, because the fact that there's a scene where Edward stops a car they're supposed to be high school students and this car comes swerving towards Bella and Edward just slams it with his hand and creates a giant dent and stops the car and then he's like, oh no, I'm normal. As if he didn't just do that ultimate gas lighter bro like he straight up was just like no, you're crazy, anybody could do that.
Speaker 1And then that sends her into a spiral. She and she freaking, finds out and she like goes with them into the woods, which is like not smart for a person. You don't know.
Speaker 2And then he's not even a cool vampire he sparkles.
Speaker 3I don't, and anything where they try to make a vampire. Have the feeling, have the capability of feeling something like love. You've lost me.
Speaker 2Well, the fact that he could go in the sun, you lost me.
Speaker 3Well, I mean mean, yeah, that that too blade. I think was pretty, what do you? Okay, so you guys know blade right so blade was. Blade was a day walker because he, his mom, was infected right before she went into labor with him so it wasn't fast enough for him to become a full-blown vampire, like he had all of the strengths, none of the weaknesses.
Speaker 3That was the thing. Do you think that sets any kind of precedent for us in the zombie world where if a mom, a pregnant woman, is bit like right before she goes into labor, not like dawn of the dead where that woman was infected?
Speaker 4for a long time, like the last of us. Yes, I was gonna say that do you think that would work?
Speaker 3like is that? Is that a precedent? Are they setting a precedent with that?
Speaker 2I could. I could totally see something in ellie's case where her mom was bit moments before being or before giving birth. I could see the virus potentially hitting the baby. But it was a fungus or well, yeah, the fungus hitting the baby but kind of integrating with her because it's it's. She's still growing, but I don't know. There's like a lot of science that I'm sure disagrees with that, but I don't know. I do.
Speaker 3I do think that's very well, the science that agrees with it is mothers pass antibodies to their babies yeah, but you don't create antibodies for that.
Speaker 2The fungus takes over you you do create antibodies.
Speaker 3Even if your antibodies are not effective, your body still, if it can find the code and it says wait, I know what you are the problem in, like selenium or selenium from uh max brooks, is that your body finds the code right, gets the antibodies and then it changes. So it's changing way too fast. So but the antibody? Your body is creating antibodies, but it's not creating the right one in the right time and you will turn eventually because it's going to keep changing, your body's going to keep fighting and you're getting weaker, your immune system starting to break down, and then it stops maybe, ellie's case being that it was a fungus.
Speaker 2Maybe that's why it was able to kind of work with her and and make her it kind of just froze in her brain. Yeah, like it. Just you get to see the brain scans and it's kind of just sitting there.
Speaker 3It would, though, because in the way I like the way they did it in the Last of Us, and the reason why I liked it so much, is because a fungal transmission like that, a fungal growth in a human is Well in a mammal is super slow, so it would not go fast for any of these, any of these creatures, right?
Speaker 2I think they later on they make them turn really quickly, but it's it's not the way it would happen they don't take like a week, but I think they take like maybe half a day a day yeah, that's way fast.
Speaker 1Fungus is super slow bit and then it kind of it took her a minute yeah, change.
Speaker 2You know well, she didn't even change before she blew herself up, right in the show oh wait, no test. What test was the one he shot in the garage right test was the one that um died via grenade?
Speaker 1yeah, oh, okay, no yeah, in the show yeah, she was she was still good for a minute and then she wasn't even changing by the time that she blew all of them up yeah, and the and the game.
Speaker 2It's pretty like slow, but like in the game she tried to shoot them right uh, it wasn't even in the game. It was people, military yeah.
Speaker 1And then in the show it was the zombies.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Or infected Well so we've just completely diverted away from the thing. Sorry about that.
Speaker 1I wanted to give you guys some we were talking about stuff that we'd like to you know do in future episodes. I would also like to point out that I did see um a quiet place day one what did you? Think great movie. Really I liked it okay. So what do you think?
Speaker 3I heard one one uh reviewer tell me that it was um too much talking. Did you find that, or?
Speaker 1I mean, the talking made sense. Plenty of action, though we're taught like, yeah, plenty of action. There's this one part in the movie spoiler warning everybody um, there's this one part in the movie where she drops a book and then thousands of them just right jumping out of buildings, freaking, running down the street and like so many of them running down the street at once, it like shakes all the buildings and everything. It's pretty crazy and you get to see like it's day one. You get to see where they came from. They came from space, they're aliens.
Speaker 1Okay, so like you know, I think it was a good movie. I think it. I haven't seen the second one I need to watch the second one oh, it's really. I've seen the first one and then I've seen this one so I really like the first and second oh yeah, well and they're coming out with a game.
Speaker 2It's fucking. Oh, are they oh?
Speaker 1I'm so excited, quiet.
Speaker 2Place.
Speaker 4Game.
Speaker 2John Krasinski fucking nailed it bro. I love that guy. Everything he does is really good, yeah, he's.
Speaker 1What did he do, john Krasinski?
Speaker 2is Jim from the Office. He was the dad in the first movie. He's also the director of the first and second movie.
Speaker 1Director writer.
Speaker 2I don't know if he's the director and writer of Day One.
Speaker 3So that's why he looks familiar. Oh yeah, he's in a lot of shit now, dude.
Speaker 2He's awesome. I fucking love John Christensen. Wow, cool dude.
Speaker 1He's the director of the second one too.
Speaker 2He has that joke where he said he went to Tsa and they, they were like, oh, what do you do? And he's like, oh, I'm an actor. And they're like, oh, yeah, do, are you? Would I know you from anything? And he goes oh, I, I don't know. Maybe he was like, oh, okay, he's like what. He's like where are you going? He's like I'm gonna go see my wife. They're like would I know her? Or what does she do? He's like, oh, she's an actor, an actress as well. And he goes what I know, emily blunt?
Speaker 3he goes you it just means he's a successful uh movie, movie ear move it to your that guy's dope.
Speaker 2He he made the a quiet place series and that shit is awesome.
Speaker 1That is such a good apocalyptic world For day one. It's a different director.
Speaker 2I can understand the more talking because you know that they're attracted to sound, but it's not like you're 100 days in, so it's still very new to you.
Speaker 1It made sense with when they were talking. They were talking when it was raining really hard so they could whisper yeah, like the waterfall. From the first movie, you could be next to a waterfall and talk.
Speaker 2Yeah. Eric, we didn't clap, we didn't clap, we didn't clap. Uh oh, let's clap now. We'll have to line it up at the end. 3, 2, 1. Beautiful, that'll be alright.
Speaker 1I think the heat is making us delirious Because I am so hot and I know y'all are Stay alive, wait.
Speaker 2No, sorry, tuer, because I am so hot, and I know y'all are Stay alive.
Speaker 1Wait, no, sorry, tua, cut it right there.
Speaker 2I kind of want to Okay.
Speaker 3I gave my opinion. I'm not surviving this.
Speaker 2Bro, I'm 100 pounds.
Speaker 3I'm not surviving Antarctica.
Speaker 2You're not surviving as soon as you get off the helicopter yeah, I'm not even going. I'm not surviving in Antarctica. You're not surviving. As soon as you get off the helicopter yeah, I'm not even going there. There's no way.
Speaker 1I think that I am just crazy enough to I could survive the thing I feel like, but I will not survive once the station gets destroyed and whatever.
Speaker 4Because what am?
Speaker 1I going to do, unless I have knowledge and the ability to get to another outpost on in antarctica. You know, then what am I gonna do? So I think I can't survive the thing because I will be ruthless. I will, like I'll tie all you motherfuckers up in individual one by one.
Speaker 3Yeah, we know you. Would you just tie us up and burn?
Speaker 2us first. No, he'd shoot one of us in the leg to set an example. No, he wouldn't. Yeah, he would. That's what he would do in the mist.
Speaker 1Hear me out. He's like don't listen to me I would shoot everybody in the big toe, Whoever turns into the thing. Then I'd burn them. That's one way to do it.
Speaker 3You are horrific, you really are.
Speaker 1Anyways, guys, this has been great, great, lovely podcast. You guys should go check out the Thing 1982 and then watch its prequel, the Thing 2011. And if you really want to, if you're a real weirdo, you can watch, like the 1930s version, the thing from another planet or whatever it's called sure it's like 56 or 58, something like that it's back when back when alex uh was a teenager yeah, back way back when. Um back way back when back, way back when.
Speaker 2Back way back when Mr Host who won?
Speaker 1Here's the thing, oh, uh-oh.
Speaker 2Y'all tied, ain't no way you tied. So are we dual hosting, I think.
Speaker 3Are we going to dual host? Whoever has the?
Speaker 1best idea right now for next episode wins.
Speaker 4Oh.
Speaker 1Who has the?
Speaker 3best idea.
Speaker 2I think Cargo, oh Cargo's really good, oh man. Or we could go completely different genre and go Werewolf, but again If he's going to do that, I'm going to say cargo, because I feel like I'd win.
Speaker 3You think you would win.
Speaker 2Over a werewolf movie. Yeah, who was the?
Speaker 1last host Me Crazy. I really don't want to watch a werewolf movie, so Really do not.
Speaker 2You really nerfed yourself there, Alex.
Speaker 1Sounds like Alex is doing cargo next week.
Speaker 4I'll do cargo.
Speaker 1Alex is the winner. Thank you everybody for listening to this episode. It has been fun, but we always have to leave because it is 12 am.
Speaker 4Yes.
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Speaker 1the Podcast, you can check out our ex, which is the boys. Alex and Eric Alex and Eric WYS yeah, Still hasn't changed it. I don't who goes on X.
Speaker 2Bruh Freaking Twitter I don't know Twitter.
Speaker 1It's full of porn and politics. You can check out our Pinterest, which we have a lot of cool stuff on there. You can go on there. You can build your own bug out bag. You can also get a really dope, like it's called, a kukuri. You could use that in the zombie apocalypse For survival, for cutting down trees, for whatever you need to do. You can even smack Eric with it. I'm sure he'll be fine. What Um?
Speaker 2I don't know if I I don't know if I quite agree with that last part.
Speaker 3Make sure you tell them about our email.
Speaker 1Oh, and you can check out our email. If you want to send us something. You can send us a suggestion of what you want us to watch. You can send us just a. Hey, how are you?
Speaker 2I'd like to go back to that hole he needs it.
Speaker 1He's very depressed and sad all the time. After we get done recording he's just like I hate my life.
Speaker 2Okay, well enough about his feelings.
Speaker 4I'd like to go back to the whole smacking me with a kukuri thing.
Speaker 1It's theboysatwillsurvithepodcastcom. Hit us with an email.
Speaker 2Don't hit me with a kukuri.
Speaker 1Hit Eric with a kukuri. No, British people aren't real. Don't go to Antarctica. If you do, maybe try a penguin and message us please. I need to know what it tastes like Pretty much just the summary points of will you survive? British people aren't real. Eric's mustache is stupid and until next time, what?
Speaker 3Stay alive. We'll see you next time.
Speaker 2This has just been a slanderous episode.
Speaker 1Very slanderous.